ZZ Top - Velcro Fly Lyrics

As Dolly Parton said., “It cost a lot of money to look this cheap.”

Why did the dead baby cross the road?

Yeah baby do the Velcro fly sticky wicket oh yeah😎😎😎

I came for the Kaments. Was not disappointed.

still listening in 2020

Cool video, even better song.

Ahhh classic ZZ.... when rock was rock and women were hot.

Seeing this comment section, it was really Ka for us all to come here xD

I drive a Takuro Spirit!

Неужоли САМА?! Вся?!
Ну,можно сказать... Если по дому...
А если пирожки?
Самая главная тема не каша,или яичница варёная с целой курицей,ведь Я это могу.
А что нибудь нежное,домашнее.
Постельное. Чтоб успокоительное.
Пирожки,пастель,с чистой подушкой под голову. ...

Fun fact, Paula Abdul did the choreography for Velcro Fly

I like the guy in the Navy.

Who teared up when the wind pushed oy away off the bridge almost plummeting to his death😂

Oy led me here through a trap-filled labyrinth

Those were beautiful girls

Dark Tower inspired Mario Maker 2 level: JFY-54B-BLG

Holy shit! The 80's xD

SEE YOU LATER ALLIGATOR

You know, I thought this song was a lot more bad-ass before I saw the music video for it.

Gasher isn't a fan of this one.

These guys, cool as ever.

I miss the 80s 😢

When they drive with a Tesla Model 3 ?

Pubes vs grays...what side you on? ✌️

You kinda gotta feel bad for the 'Velcro fly' fans. They take a look in the. Comments and *DARKTOWERDARKTOWERDARKTOWERDARKTOWER*

I have discovered this song and ZZ Top because of Dark Tower... Hahaha

Blaine is a pain... And that is the truth.

This music makes me wanna hang someone from a streetpole

We set Winston to dance

October 1986 MTV Guest VJ's The Fixx's Adam Woods & Cy Curnin played this video / song as theirr #6 of their 10 pick

When you reach the end, do it over again 🥀😂

Jamming to this while I wolf down a plate of gunslinger burritos

You all have done well, gunslingers, you haven't forgotten the faces of your fathers

That's the best dancing to a guitar solo I have ever seen. (1:04 and 2:23)

before madonna did her reversed dancing routine.

It looks like that bimbo is wearing a red diaper.

Would I do the Velcro fly

Only Stephen King would realise how unsettling and disturbing this song could be with the guitars and vocals removed.

1:30 Eddie's dance

I love ZZ Top !!!

This is so weird

You all know why you're here.

I come in the name of Eddie Dean, he's of New York.

The worst song of their career.

La mejor influencia del siglo pasado: el velcro y el microondas 👍aprobado y con buena nota...gracias ZZ TOP 😘...sois fundamentales 😁

Imagine only being able to listen this, 3 times a day, at 300+db. I would go insane too...

Perfect tune to hang people to

Im here for Eddie Dean

[Bart, on a Greyhound bus driving through NYC, spots 3 Hasidic Jews standing on a street corner]
BART [gasps]: "It's ZZ Top!" [opens the window] "You guys ROCK!"
HASIDIC JEW [to himself]: "Eh, maybe a little."


Whoops, wrong pop culture reference. ;-)

Друзья называют меня просто - ZZ top............

You guys rock! - Bart Simpson

So now, in the comments of this video, we are ka-tet, isn't it?

This is so bad it's entertaining.

When punk was well and truly on life-support.

Paula Abdul coreographed this one.

Blaine The Mono Like this

I found myself laughing and watching this video over and over again because of how Corny it is!

And how many more will have to die before the YouTube finally breaks?

Does ANYONE remember 1985?? I do!
Dark Tower DIDN'T bring me here, ZZ Top did!!

I like the girls dancing better than zz tops

bob kiyosaki
substitute mr markey
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This might be my least favorite song by these dudes.

And I still get it stuck in my head and listen to it from time to time.

Blaine is a pain and a train as fast
As an airplane

The boys got some pretty sweet moves 🤓

My ka-tet brought me here

10,000+ drug out the coffee cake for Oy ...

So, if im listening this with my ears i have forgotten my father's face?

WTF were they thinking when they made this s!@t

Chicks were so hot and natraul back then

Legendary moves Billy!!!

80s in a nutshell

The cheesiest decade yet!

582 dislikes, REALLY. Must be Justin Bieber fans
🤣🤣🤣

ZZ Top always great a great sense of humor and I suppose it was inevitable that their sound morphed to match the 80s. Kind of a shame but still some great tunes

HAIL THE CRIMSON KING.

Eddie Dean was here

Boy you lame fuckers really know how to ruin a comment thread. Fuck your Dark Tower okay? That's Dusty fucking Hill on vocals. This album was about as badass as it gets. ZZ Top in their Prime 1987. Saw them right after this from 5 rows back. Afterburner was their prime.

Dark Tower III: Waste Lands

Only to be outdone by ‘sleeping bag’ for forgetting the faces of their fathers.

heil to the king, baby!

503 people are not walking on the Beam of the Turtle

503 people got caught by Gasher

so this was the song that drove the Pubes crazy in the streets of Lud. that just makes the book so much better.

I had some velcro shoes in the 80's when i was a kid, easiest shoes I ever owned, no fuss no muss

"I ll show you fear in a handful of DUST" I thought I d be the only one and then saw the other comments !!!

Dark Tower brought me here

Dusty's dance is priceless !!!

Not one one of my favorite song's by ZZ TOP but wanted to watch the video. mtv use to play this one every hour back in the day and before mtv sucked

My ka brought me here.

May you bring victory to Lud!!

Thank you Eddie Dean hahaha

zz-top has never been what you would call a politically correct band

When zz top really found out it was the 80s 😜👌

Now, that's fun !!

Everything serves the beam

Ka brought me here

Great, I included this video in a list that I'm working on (Rock To Metal Timeline 80s)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ld1l4Ud7jp8&list=PLdeCcvowK3gciu9YPlvU6Q3JBXhUx1vLm&index=1

Who still listening in 2019? I am

Ake! Oy!

Awesome Video!!!

This video is a MESS.