Zappa, Frank - Wonderful Wino Lyrics

lol zappa at his best hi clint

strepitosa!

2 "unlike" idiots.

Zoot Allures!

Stumbled on the gutter and busted my head, I really did do that, maybe the songs about me !

I went to the country, and while I was gone, I lost control of my body functions, on a roller-headed lady's front lawn

A $5.00 bottle of wine brought me here

I embarassingly used to be a alcoholic And it's crazy how many things he gets right on this lol, you really can't stand water and many a time I have woken up on a lady's front lawn,my dad's greenhouse a few times lol

do do da do

Watch me now, I'm gonna eat the label!

I love. Frank Zappa one of the most talented musicians who ever lived. RIP Flash............

what'a all post bits a lyric ya fuck bums.

36" 24" hips about 30"

L.A. in the summer of '69
I went downtown and bought me some wine
Oh, I drank it down under the table. I said: "Watch me now, I'm gonna eat the label!"
Well I'm a wino man
Don't you know I am?

Jesus 3......are you retarded? A Zoot suit is like a hollowed out Zoot skin that you wear like a suit, really the yooth of today are dumb all over.

I appreciate that comment. It makes me think

Anything is Better than Nothing. Did You Know that I am a Drunk?
When You Hurt Me, You Hurt Yourself. I Love Everybody. I Have to. Because I am a Drunk.

New York 2006 downtown Manhattan had to to buy some new shoes, Florshiem 50 cents a pair, what a moment.

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!I Love this one an discoboy in particular

In honor of February 18, National Drink Wine Day, I present the Maestro, Frank Zappa...
"36-24-hips-about 30,
I seen a fine lady and I started talkin' dirty,
Well, she looked over at me and she raised her thumb,
She said, jam down the road, you bum-ba-bum-bum!
I'm a wino man, dontcha know who I am?"

gimmie a five dollar bill and an overcoat too

Mary Anne Fontana Stumbled on the gutter and busted my head

Got bugs in my zoot suit, been scratching like a dog, can't stand no water, and I stink like a hog....

yes what a track, gimme a floreshiem shoe. (is that the right spolling?)

@frappe homunculus It's Florsheim shoe.

a five dollar bill...

I love this song... fantastic

well late in the summer of '69
i went downtown 'n bought me some wine
well i drank it down
under the table
i said watch me now
i'm gone eat the label 
i'm a wino man
don't you know i am

36 24 hips about 30
i seen a fine lady and i started talkin' dirty
boy she looked over at me 'n' she raised her thumb
she said jam down the road
you bum ba bum bum
i'm a wino man
don't you know i am

i went to the country
and while i was gone
i lost control of my body functions
on a roller headed lady's front lawn
i'm so ashamed
but i'm a wino man
i can't help myself

been drinkin' all nite
till my eyes got red
stumbled  on the gutter
and busted my head
bugs in my zoot suit
been scratchin' like a dog
can't stand no water
and i stink like a hog
gimme a five dollar bill
and an overcoat too
a five dollar bill and an overcoat too
a five dollar bill
and a florsheim shoe

LA in the summer of 69

The most under-rated great guitarist in rock. And oh so cool...

Zoot allures was the 1st Zappa album i ever bought, so glad the gut feeling paid off . Thanx time,space and quantum mechanics.

I'd like to see you come up with anything in the same realm of creativity as this...

Narrow-minded music "fan" then...narrow-minded music "fan" now!

mom is that you?

stupid comment 3 weeks ago, stupid comment now

To me one of the all-time best titles!!!

Bugs in my Zoot Suit....scratch'in like a dog!

The liver is evil and must be punished.

One of my best!!!

"I went to the country
And while I was gone
I lost control of my body functions
On a roller-headed lady's front lawn
I'm so ashamed, but I'm a wino man
I can't help myself"
fz

I am also drunk with red wine and I think you are pretty relevent bro. Kids need to be spanked. Then they will learn. Sapnk 'em all!

The king of timbres!

The king of timbres!

Awesome solo. It sounds like the worst binge and hangover ever. Frank was a friggen genius!!!

Zappa can be addicting. He always surrounded himself with the best musicians he could find.

Who could not love this one? Drink up.