Zappa, Frank - Why Don't You Like Me? Lyrics
[includes quotes from Marche Funebre (Chopin) and Billie Jean (Jackson)]
"He's white, Jim . . . "
Why don't you like me?
Why don't you like me?
Am I really that bad?
HE'S BAD, HE'S BAD, HE'S BAD
"I think you're a jerk! I'm moving from you!"
"Make me a sandwich."
"Moving to Venice."
"I'll be black."
(Jack! What?)
"Still white, Jim . . . "
I hate my mother
I hate my father
I AM my sister . . .
And Jermaine is a negro!
A NEGRO! A NEGRO! A NEGRO!
"I thought he looked good - what happened to you?"
"Please read this pamphlet."
"I'm so BAD!"
You take the monkey, I'll take the llama,
We'll have a party: get me a Pepsi -
Michael is Janet, Janet is Michael -
I'm so confused now -
Who is Diana?
He's oxygenated
His nose is deflated
And he thinks he looks good to you
He thinks he looks good to you
[Ike:] Oh, I'm sorry . . .
[FZ:] This is supposed to be the part where I . . . name people who are not . . . related in any particular way to . . . Michael Jackson . . . so . . . oh, let's see now, who could it be . . . uh . . . What's your name . . . ? His name is Bob? Bob is not the illegitimate son of Michael Jackson, take it from me . . .
Billy Jean is not Mr. Bob
Arnold Silvestri . . . (Ha ha ha!)
Billy Jean isn't Arnold Silvestri
Jeanne Kirkpatrick . . .
Billy Jean is not Kirkpatrick
Lando Calrissian . . .
Give me oxygen
Give me oxygen
Give me oxygen
Box o' turds
[FZ:] That's right, a box o' turds!
Other Lyrics by Artist
- Zappa, Frank - The Massive Improve'lence
- Zappa, Frank - What's New In Baltimore?
- Zappa, Frank - Cock-Suckers' Ball
- Zappa, Frank - WPLJ
- Zappa, Frank - Let's Move To Cleveland
- Zappa, Frank - Whippin' Post
- Zappa, Frank - You Didn't Try To Call Me
- Zappa, Frank - Tryin' To Grow A Chin
- Zappa, Frank - I'm The Slime
- Zappa, Frank - Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
- Zappa, Frank - The Torture Never Stops
- Zappa, Frank - Fine Girl
- Zappa, Frank - Zomby Woof
- Zappa, Frank - Be In My Video
- Zappa, Frank - The Deathless Horsie
- Zappa, Frank - The Dangerous Kitchen
- Zappa, Frank - Hot-Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel
- Zappa, Frank - Penguin In Bondage
Rand Lyrics
Last Posts
Beyonce Shakes the Internet with Surprise Super Bowl Tease and New Music Release
Beyoncé once again set the digital world abuzz with her latest musical surprise. In an unforgettable move during the Super Bowl, a Verizon commercial served...
Watch Usher’s Full Super Bowl 2024 Halftime Performance Usher, Alicia Keys, Jermaine Dupri, Ludacris,
At the 2024 Super Bowl, Usher redefined the halftime show with a dazzling, career-highlight performance that will be remembered for years to come. Taking the...
Usher Unveils ‘Coming Home’: A Journey Through Sound and Soul in His Latest Album
Spanning three decades in the music industry, Usher has consistently mesmerized fans with his soulful tunes and magnetic performances. However, his most recent project, Coming...
Zappa, Frank Why Don't You Like Me? Comments
After "Wanna Rule The World" and "Stick It Out", should this be the next Trump song?
"He ugly! He white lookin!"