Zappa, Frank - Montana Lyrics
[backing vocals Tina Turner & The Ikettes]
I might be movin' to Montana soon
Just to raise me up a crop of
Dental Floss
Raisin' it up
Waxen it down
In a little white box
That I can sell uptown
By myself I wouldn't
Have no boss,
But I'd be raisin' my lonely
Dental Floss
Dental Floss
Well I just might grow me some bees
But I'd leave the sweet stuff
To somebody else... but then, on the other hand I would
Keep the wax
'N melt it down
Pluck some Floss
'N swish it aroun'
I'd have me a crop
An' it'd be on top (that's why I'm movin' to Montana)
Movin' to Montana soon
Gonna be a Dental Floss tycoon (yes I am)
Movin' to Montana soon
Gonna be a mennil-toss flykune
I'm pluckin' the ol'
Dennil Floss
That's growin' on the prairie
Pluckin' the floss!
I plucked all day an' all nite an' all
Afternoon...
I'm ridin' a small tiny hoss
(His name is MIGHTY LITTLE)
He's a good hoss
Even though
He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or
Blanket on anyway
He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or
Blanket on anyway
Any way
I'm pluckin' the ol'
Dennil Floss
Even if you think it is a little silly, folks
I don't care if you think it's silly, folks
I don't care if you think it's silly, folks
I'm gonna find me a horse
Just about this big,
An' ride him all along the border line
With a
Pair of heavy-duty
Zircon-encrusted tweezers in my hand
Every other wrangler would say
I was mighty grand
By myself I wouldn't
Have no boss,
But I'd be raisin' my lonely
Dental Floss
Raisin' my lonely
Dental Floss
Raisin' my lonely
Dental Floss
Well I might
Ride along the border
With my tweezers gleamin'
In the moon-lighty night
And then I'd
Get a cuppa cawfee
'N give my foot a push...
Just me 'n the pygmy pony
Over by the Dennil Floss Bush
'N then I might just
Jump back on
An' ride
Like a cowboy
Into the dawn to Montana
Movin' to Montana soon
(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)
Movin' to Montana soon
(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)
Movin' to Montana soon
(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)
Movin' to Montana soon
(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)
Movin' to Montana soon
(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)
Movin' to Montana soon
(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)
Movin' to Montana soon
(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)
Movin' to Montana soon
(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)
Movin' to Montana soon
(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)
Movin' to Montana soon
(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)
Movin' to Montana soon
(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)
Movin' to Montana soon
(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)
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Zappa, Frank Montana Comments
A true genious! sorry my spelling sucks but you know what I mean.
Чуваки и девочки реально покурили, что-то
WTF is this a song?
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The camera switch operator was totally on Zappa's vibe
He and his band were great . I'm thinkin, may be wrong but anyway : montana is 4th nationally in growing flax . flax is edible, can be made into an oil , but also is also used to make fiber and thread . Dental floss use to be flax thread based with the wax on it of course . for the past 40 or so years our dental floss is synthetic fiber made from like most synthetics is you guessed it, petroleum crude oil based .
Zappa sucked. Evidenced here. And this is considered one of his good songs.
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what the fuck was that!?
What'd ya mean cooties?
Just me and the pigmy ponies!
Got your zircon encrusted tweezers yet?
Happy Birthday Frank! 12 21 Gone but not forgotten!
HAVE MOST OF HIS WORK EVEN WITH OTHER FAMOUS MUSICIANS A TOTAL GENIUS
I like how he smokes while playing
3:40-4:10 is my favorite part
Does he not use a pick
Great stuff!! (except for the annoying camera work 🙄)
va donc chier
Seriously, if you are a Zappa fan you have to check Flula's video out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUONt9mH9CY
Frank Zappa is underrated musician, but at least his music's and songs survived from annoying Jojo's fans comments.
It boggles my mind what Ruth Underwood and Chester Thompson are playing at the 0:18 mark. And seem to be having no problems playing it, like the thing is fun. :)
"Even though he's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or blanket on anyway" How can you even fit that lyric into two bars?
Moderno demais pra época. Majestoso Zappa.
1: 50 Metal toss flycoon.. (I wonder what that means) - LOL
I'm grateful Zappa didn't go the way of floss tychoonery. I really like my water pick and don't want to feel conflicted about that.
I'm riding a small tiny horse!
Probably where Weird Al got his style and looks. Go baby snakes
Frank Zappa- the original and most complicated shitpost. This is genius.
https://www.pieterzandvliet.com/product/frank-zappa-2/
To catch up on the economics described in this song, read Piketty's Capital.
To catch up on the politics described in this song, watch Faux News, or any right-wing Ubermenchian source.
No one can touch Zappa....
Serious question. . . Was he an inspiration for Phish? Anyone know? Sure sounds like it.
And now Frank and George are fucking ripping it up in Heaven.
See YouTube Zappa Crossfire 1986 to see Zappa was truly ha highest of high caliber mind. Founding Fathers, Thomas Jefferson class.
Whoopi tayoow tayaaaa!
That was just unspeakably awesome.
Sometimes this song just randomly pops into my head. I still don't floss enough.
Serj Tankian kind of reminds me of Frank Zappa musically
I suppose this "music" is in the ear of the beholder....
Fz ,,,,music is the best
The best absolute best part of the song is the alternate section sung by the brass player I'm riding on a tiny horse
This is such a perfect song
Always heard Zappa was a musical icon.. not sure what drugs the people where on when they told me this but it is a big NO from me.
yeah that's understandable. we can't ALL have good taste!
awesome song
grandissimo zappa
Unfortunately two of this great masters left us forever :Frank Zappa and George Duke
oh yeah this classic google riel boire for music
حسافة الهيبه الي عنده من العرب
Zircon Encrusted Tweezers is gonna be the name of my next band
He is like a “schizophrenic musical genius.”
I met a schizophrenic who was off his meds & I had a conversation with & he was all over the place with his ideas. Listening to Zappa’s lyrics is like listening to a schizophrenic speak.
Ruth Underwood is an amazing musician and a lovely human being
Zappa., Hendrix and Joplin. What can else be said?
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extraordinário ....
Que grande el Frank
napoleon murphy \m/
Holy crap is this playing @ hyper-speed. Turn the turntable back to 33 1/3 and enjoy. I hate digital crap...
care to explain what you mean by this? because this is the exact speed that it was performed. I'm curious how "digital crap" altered this exactly.
Zappa is unique
Frank could smoke Ritchie Blackmore intellectually and musically.
My very first concert - ever ! Frank Zappa at the Paramount in Seattle in 1974 - I was 14. My Older cousin took me and his music was way over my head back then, but what a guitar player he was.
i love chesters drumming,what a pity,that he went into commercial business,with genesis.but we are only in it,for the money!
Absolutely off his box - brilliant!
IDONTCARIFUTHINKITSSILLYFOLKS. IDONTCARIFUTHINKITSSILLYFOLKS!
Dude this is beautiful
I just don't get it or him WTF
His words and singing style get old after a song or 2, never mind a whole career.
مرحبا بكم في موقع القناه
ti rispetto ma mi hai sempre fatto cacare ❤ ... rip
Ti rispetto ma pare che l' udito non ti serva a molto..., la stipsi sìa con te.
To rispetto ma pare che l' udito non ti serva a molto..., la sipsi sìa con te.
@Gianni Anzil ti rispetto ma anche tu fai cagare :D
Y’all boomers were fucking insane... off your rockers... pop music making fun people who enjoy pop music all while high af... craziness...
I'm so confused reading your comment.
Are you high?
I always got a kick out of this song. My FM station usually played it after midnight. Along with "Don't Eat The Yellow Snow ". Suzy Cream Cheese, where are you ?
this is great!!!
The mad shatter of laurel canyon
This hippy should grow a pair of scissors
I have no idea what's happening here
weird, but great guitar
Evil Villian: You've got 6 minutes left.
Me: Requests this video.
During Zappa's solo the film editor was trying to do a solo too.
Absolutely the worst camera direction ever
Who’s in the band?
Hmmmm, tweezers!
What's with the comments in Arabic?
That black dude started the rap era and didn't even know it, lmao
The U.S. doesn't deserve Frank.
the dancing part is priceless
GONE TO SOON ! HE WAS GREAT ARTIST
“So I bent down an' I reached down an' I scooped down
An' I gathered up a generous mitten full of the deadly (Yellow snow)”
Unrelated to dental floss but who cares. Gotta love Zappa.
Zircon encrusted tweezers are the best tweezers.
Man this is legit nice to listen to
Not the best technically but one of the smartest for sure
One of my favorite guitarists
Poor ol frank musta been a dem. Except for hes a capitalist fer sure so . . .
i braunbobby
Help me out Ruth... ✨
Ruth's got the lick ...
Is this how rap was born? Bro was ON!
Dental floss is made from a plant that only grows in Montana but it would be great if it grew out of the end of a cob of sweet corn :)