Zappa, Frank - Jewish Princess Lyrics






I want a nasty little Jewish Princess
With long phony nails and a hairdo that rinses
A horny little Jewish Princess
With a garlic aroma that could level Tacoma
Lonely inside
Well, she can swallow my pride

I want a hairy little Jewish Princess
With a brand new nose, who knows where it goes
I want a steamy little Jewish Princess
With over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums
I don't want no troll
I just want a Yemenite hole

I want a darling little Jewish Princess
Who don't know shit about cooking and is arrogant looking
A vicious little Jewish Princess
To specifically happen with a pee-pee that's snapping
All up inside
I just want a princess to ride
Alright, back to the top... everybody twist!

I want a funky little Jewish Princess
A grinder; a bumper, with a pre-moistened dumper
A brazen little Jewish Princess
With titanic tits, and sand blasted zits
She can even be poor
So long as she does it with four on the floor
(Vapor-lock)

I want a dainty little Jewish Princess
With a couple of sisters who can raise a few blisters
A fragile little Jewish Princess
With Romanian thighs, who weasels 'n' lies
For two or three nights
Won't someone send me a princess who bites
Won't someone send me a princess who bites
Won't someone send me a princess who bites
Won't someone send me a princess who bites





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  1. a.... h....

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    👍👌☺💖

  2. R.... ....

    hell yea ! fuchk the ADL, long live Zappa !

  3. G.... ....

    Hey Jewish women be fine thou

  4. L.... M....

    All your base are mine!!!

  5. o.... ....

    If you are Jewish and cannot laugh at this song, you are not truly Jewish

  6. L.... H....

    Trap jaw ken

  7. A.... G....

    Frank Zappa reminds me of Eric Andre

  8. C.... B....

    Oy vey! This is pure antisemitism

  9. S.... B....

    As long as she does it with four on the floor..........

  10. K.... W....

    There's more than a bit of Bowie's "lauging gnome" in this ...😂

  11. J.... B....

    Me too!!😂

  12. j.... l....

    I went to university with a sweet little jewish princess just like this, wore different clothes every day and told me all about jewish princesses during biochem. pracs and had a jewish guy from the year ahead give her the prac answers.

  13. B.... S....

    Spice girl

  14. F.... G....

    Number 1 song ever wrote..fuck the jews!

  15. M.... ....

    The melody for this song can be found at the end of "Catholic Girls" played on the marimba.
    I like to think that was Frank's way of saying, "I'm an equal opportunity destroyer"

  16. D.... L....

    Why has music theory declined?

  17. C.... B....

    Well, excuuuuuuuuuuse me!

  18. F.... L....

    This song makes me think about Ben Shapiro's sister.

    F.... L....

    KHAZAR MILKIES

  19. K.... S....

    I’m shocked JewTube hasn’t taken this down yet.

  20. A.... A....

    played this in my car ounce. Liberal friend got really mad and told me I needed help. I’m 20

    A.... A....

    Your liberal friend needs help understanding satire and humor.
    Zappa was definitely not a bigot or a "Jew-hater" by any means. "Mother's of Invention" was a rather racially diverse band.

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    if you're 20 and you get mad about zappa lyrics you need to be thrown from the mountain. i hope you did this

  21. P.... L....

    Best composer ever been

  22. P.... L....

    i love Zappa

  23. W.... B....

    Amazing, simply amazing
    a classic that more people ought to hear
    Frank Zappa is sorely missed

  24. V.... ....

    This song reminds me of Sheila from South Park.

  25. L.... ....

    Hmm, colon cancer huh?

    L.... ....

    prostate

  26. r.... d....

    Inb4 YouTube ban

  27. H.... T....

    well this exists

  28. u.... ....

    not p.c. today

  29. P.... A....

    God this is pure gold 🤣🤘🏻

  30. M.... S....

    a grinder and a bumper with a pre - moistend dumper! Heard this very song in 1979 in Bergen and still get it stuck in my head frequently. 😀

  31. J.... ....

    Frank Zappa died from prostate cancer on December 4, 1993.
    May the Lord do with you also.

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    back to the oven, this one's peepee is still snappin'!

    J.... ....

    @Palzone you're a loser, and very racist. Maybe you should go in the oven you Nazi, and see how you like it.

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    @Deborah Michelina
    The Lord shall have His vengeance, until then lets

    https://youtu.be/xEnbREt0QKg

  32. v.... ....

    Smells like Gafiltafish up inside.

  33. E.... K....

    I thought the dude was part Arab....

  34. k.... r....

    This was for muslims!

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    Why do jewish men get circumcised?
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    Because jewish women won't touch anything that isn't at least 10% off.

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    stupid comments...

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    In fact circumscisn is a truly terrible thing, not just the pain for the baby and cruelty, but it removes glands and blocks maturation of the brain, it’s much smaller and stops men bonding to sex partners so good slaves or soldiers. As well women partners don’t get the full effect of sex so stay a bit juvenile emotionally. Remember the song, Dont know what I am looking for? Written by a circumcised man, but see the intact Celtic Thunder performing iit in front of American women and it’s more explicit than Zappa and Dina moh.

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    @claudio derubertis Ah diddums

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    Talmudic circumcision involves the Rabbi removing the foreskin with his mouth. An outbreak of Herpies actually happened in New York due to this. The more you know, eh?

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    @Squizzy Bollocks I mean, your name is a program, a very sad program, actually your talking is programmed by the nonsense. you are a true simpleton, you were actually born dead and your mum knose that your reasl father is a repressed gay. take care idiot;)

  36. K.... K....

    With Titanic Tits
    & Sandblasted Zits

  37. R.... P....

    What album is this from it was an old classic child hood CD that I lost..I'd like to repurchase it might of been a greatest hits I'm not sure fo fuck sake he made like 60 fucking albums and I dont know them all but this one was soooooo good.. with hits like Bobby brown.. flakes.. dont eat yellow snow.. and of course this one... but I dont remember the name please any help.. thank you.. I want to re listen not just the hits but the amazing guitar and just over all compositions of that album it was so fucking good..

    R.... P....

    Sheik Yerbouti .. it did not have "don't eat the yellow snow" on it

    R.... P....

    sheck your booty

  38. E.... M....

    No pc here

  39. M.... S....

    Well, I am very offended! Very! I Never!

  40. S.... L....

    I was driving when they announced frank zappa died, when i stopped at a traffic lite, the car in front of me had a bumper sticker saying frank zappa for president, i think that said it all, r.i.p f. Zappa

  41. B.... S....

    As a Jewish Bear I find this song to be fucking hilarious.

  42. S.... L....

    He was a genius, he used the best musicians, he died way to young of prostate cancer, r.i.p frank zappa

  43. S.... T....

    premoistened dumper ..yikes!

  44. I.... E....

    This is about Matt Watson

  45. F.... I....

    Not as good as "Bobby Brown", but the lyric makes up for it.

  46. s.... ....

    Does anyone have that fantastic giggle isolated without backing track? I would prefer it on my cell phone :-)

  47. J.... B....

    What's the best line in this song? "Everybody twist!" or "Vapor Lock!"?

  48. J.... B....

    This would be such a fun karaoke song, but is it just way to offensive for 2019? Seriously asking

    J.... B....

    Do it, theres plenty out there that'll respect you for it.

  49. T.... ....

    I petitioned the City Council to make this the Official Song of Tacoma.
    After I was released from Western State Mental Hospital following a 72 hour evaluation, it was denied.

  50. P.... D....

    Can't help thinking about Sarah Silverman when I hear that song. I don't know why.

  51. R.... ....

    I am 28 old man...and like this :-)...better than suck modern music trap.

  52. D.... Y....

    hey first time I heard this I was in a friends room, his sister and a few other friends around and I was cleaning some weed on a Black Sabbath album. She puts this song on ~ she was Jewish lol.

  53. J.... N....

    The Jews all thought this song was cute until they found out Frank Zappa was Lebanese, AND THEY FLIPPED!

    J.... N....

    He's italian

  54. z.... ....

    i love the jews

  55. S.... W....

    Sensor my cock end cunts love you Frank You we're the best hope you're having a good time enjoy forever like we we Will your music

  56. M.... M....

    Gail Hurwitz !!!! With the hairy bush !!!! Lol !!! 😁🖒💕💕💕

  57. J.... ....

    as an american jew.. this describes so many people i know. thanks zappa for articulating my thoughts. RIP

    J.... ....

    one of the best jewish songs ever. Makes me proud to be jewish.

  58. p.... s....

    this was followed by an advert for Hebrew school online , you just can't make it up !!

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    you need to go to the most virulently antisemitic videos on youtube and you will also find the very same advert !!

  59. F.... S....

    Vapor lock?

  60. I.... ....

    This reminds me of the Centrist Union of Neoliberal Torylite Splitter and appeaser of the genocidal exterminationist apartheid Israeli state... Luciana Berger
    Witholds her parliamentary expenses lodged in offshore British Virgin Islands accounts, attacks anyone who disagrees with her as a jew-hating antisemite... even when they are jewish like the chairman of the local Labour party that she just defected from!

  61. A.... M....

    Wubby brought me here

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    "She can even be poor, as long as she does is with four on the floor."

  63. M.... N....

    yeah it is and it's so wonderful

  64. k.... k....

    jewish poople should be proud of this song not offended frank zappa is the best

  65. k.... k....

    the song is awesome noting to do with antisemitism just creativity at the most

  66. r.... R....

    excellent!!

  67. d.... ....

    Frank, I love you. You got me!

  68. D.... ....

    Vapor fucking lock...damn you Zappa! 😂😂

  69. T.... M....

    Brings to mind Gal Gadot

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    Pretty sure zappa's wife was jewish

  71. M.... ....

    hahaha I'm from Tacoma

  72. J.... L....

    my girlfriend is jewish and i'm laughing with her. everything is TRUE

  73. A.... P....

    this is cosmic - this video is funded by ad from Rosen School of Hebrew https://youtu.be/RoezqbdHuZQ what a fecking cosmic endorsement !!

  74. S.... W....

    A true American hero.

  75. g.... ....

    ANUDDA SHOAH SHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWN

  76. J.... J....

    Frank Zappa and Ted Nugent...opposite sides of the same coin...

  77. D.... C....

    This creepy guy was singing this at this karaoke bar I go to and everyone was so unbelievably uncomfortable.

  78. H.... M....

    The music su..s and I can't hear the lyrics. I'll go print them out.

  79. K.... T....

    He is an Equally offender

  80. G.... N....

    Good grief! Wonder how folks would feel about this if it hit the radio waves today. Too funny. The man was a genius!

  81. O.... ....

    Ya ta ta ta ta, ya ta ta ta... everybody twist!

  82. U.... ....

    Me too; three actually! The rabbiTs teach this and it's in their Talmud, I think. *Tell one the other gave you, 'The best ever" and they'll only get better! *"Best head I ever got was from a Jewish girl."*

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    Vicious...

  84. M.... M....

    Khazar Milkers

  85. R.... C....

    She can even be be poor so long as she does it with four on the floor....vapor lock. Thank you me Zappa

  86. G.... M....

    Um...I’m a half Jewish girl of Romanian and Yemenite origin...I don’t know how to feel about this...lol...

  87. N.... G....

    I'm from Tacoma and no amount of garlic could level the aroma of tacoma

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    Neva !!!! ;-)

    N.... G....

    Except that aroma is no longer there. All of the pulp mills there are gone.

    N.... G....

    Bob Schneider I thought so too...but it’s still there as of last week. Made me wonder why since i hadn’t smelt in years. But there it was in all of its glory

  88. G.... M....

    2018...??

  89. L.... D....

    ADL disliked this

  90. A.... ....

    Update from Tacoma- still standing as of July 2018

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    Still here !

  91. B.... S....

    oyy vey!

  92. c.... ....

    Vapor Lock

  93. N.... ....

    This song made me attracted to Jewish women. I'm not even Jewish myself

  94. D.... p....

    Hahahaaaa😅😅🇮🇱🇮🇱

  95. G.... P....

    I'm a WASP male who feels guilty about commenting in the first place.

    G.... P....

    George Powell a WASP male who feels guilt?

    G.... P....

    Yes. It's like the old line, "What does a WASP say after sex?" He says, "I'm sorry, it'll never happen again." Fine song.

  96. B.... S....

    I want Sarah Silverman.

  97. G.... H....

    the way he says "everybody twist" gets me every time 😂

    G.... H....

    Yep.....all nonchalantly......pure Zappa humor!!

  98. O.... M....

    I'm jewish and I wish more people today will have balls like this dude.

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    das reich!

    O.... M....

    Irony/satire here............I'm guessing Jewish people would consider this 'Borscht (sp) Humor'.

    O.... M....

    @Nunnuv Yorbizniz Jewish people are lovely, its their bastard evangelical white knights that are the pain

    O.... M....

    Ori M Are you Orthodox? 🤣

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    @Nunnuv Yorbizniz I'm jewish and thank you for your comments gentile

  99. G.... P....

    My psychiatrist, (the late George Semchyshysn), turned me on to this song. I was blown away (he was a Hitler survivor) that he'd share such a thing with me.

    Anyhoo, the doctor LOVED Zappa, and so do I.