Zappa, Frank - I'm A Beautiful Guy Lyrics
I'm a beautiful guy
And you have just walked by
And I have gave you the eye
But you pretend to be shy
But I'm a beautiful guy
So I want to know why, why, why
You make me cry, cry, cry
'Cause you wanna try, try, try
Some stupid game on me
They're drinking lighter
They're full of water
I hear them say: "Let's jog..."
They're playing tennis
Their butts are tighter
What could be whiter?
Your atheletic approach has a lot of appeal
The girl is responding to your little deal
She's modern 'n empty 'n totally vain
But beauty, of course, can feel no pain
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Zappa, Frank I'm A Beautiful Guy Comments
Why Jims and Jills pay good money for memberships to Gyms, drop memberships after hooking up, then the Gyms go bankrupt and reconstitute in a new location, with a new name, to lure in the next batch of Jims and Jills. Also why investment in Gyms can be a good way of laundering cash - it's hard to track money that goes in and out of businesses that are designed to fail. They are also well-designed for other off-the-books services.
How I feel on dating apps
Such incredible instrumentation
The cabaret Album. Satire at its best.