Zappa, Frank - Dong Work For Yuda Lyrics






[Act II]

[SCENE TWELVE]
[DONG WORK FOR YUDA]

[CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER:]
Hello there... this is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER...
Joe was sent to a special prison where they keep all the
other criminals from the music business... you know...
the ones who get caught... it's a horrible place, painted
all green on the inside, where musicians and former executives
take turns snorting detergent and plooking each other...

(As the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER chuckles to himself for a moment,
FATHER RILEY, who became BUDDY JONES, steps into view in his
new identity: FATHER RILEY 8. JONES, Prison Chaplain, who, in a rather
heavy-handed piece of imagery, is now entrusted with the job of singing
this song as he assists the captured executives in their quest for new
meat to plook, and, once having found these victims for the princes of
the industry, trades them little blobs of sanctified lubricant jelly forcigarettes
and candy bars while he holds them down so the execs won't have to work
too hard when they stick it in.)
...Anyway, while he's in there he meets this guy who used to be
a promo man for a major record company, Bald-Headed John...
King of the Plookers...

[FATHER RILEY B. JONES:]
This is the story 'bout Bald-Headed John

[FORMER EXECS:]
Dong work for Yuda, Dong, Dong

[FATHER RILEY B. JONES:]
He talks a lot 'n it's usually wrong

[FORMER EXECS:]
Dong work for Yuda, Dong, Dong

[FATHER RILEY B. JONES:]
He said Dong was Wong,
'N Wong was Kong
'N Dong work for Yuda,
N John was wrong

[FORMER EXECS:]
Sorry John
Sorry better
Try it again
Dong work for Yuda
Dong, Dong
Sorry John
Sorry better
Try it again
He said Dong was Wong
And Wong was Kong
And Dong was Gong
'N John was wrong

[FATHER RILEY B. JONES:]
John's got a sausage
Yeh man
John's got a sausage
Yeh man
John's got a sausage that will make you fart
John's got a sausage that will break your heart
Make you fart
And break your heart
Don't bend over if you are smart
He took a little walk to the weenie stand
Johns got a sausage
Yeh man
A great big weenie in both his hands
John's got a sausage
Yeh man
He sucked on the end 'til the mustard squirt
He said. "Ya'll stand back 'cause you might get hurt'

[FORMER EXECS:]
Sorry John
Sorry better
Try it again
Johns got a sausage
Yeh man
Sorry John
Sorry better
Try it again
He said Dong was Wong
Wong was Kong
Kong was Gong
'N" John was wrong
Sorry John
Sorry better
Try it again

[BALD-HEADED JOHN:]
Make way for the iron shaschige

[FORMER EXECS:]
Sorry John
Sorry better
Try it again

[BALD-HEADED JOHN:]
I need a dozen towels so the boys can take a shower

[FORMER EXECS:]
Sorry John
Sorry better
Try it again

[BALD-HEADED JOHN:]
Bartender, bring me a colada and milk

[FORMER EXECS:]
Sorry John
Sorry better
Try it again

[BALD-HEADED JOHN:]
On second thought, make that a water...





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  1. H.... F....

    Hi from Virginia heide fisher here.THANK YOU IKE WILLIS!BELMONT norfolk ya girl in the a sexual bathroom wow geeze

  2. J.... H....

    "snorting detergent and plooking each other"

  3. T.... ....

    This song is poking fun at how Zappa's bodyguard, John Smothers, mispronounced words. He details the story behind the song in his autobiographer where he explains what the lyrics mean.

  4. S.... R....

    The dance of the closeted gay Republicans.

  5. J.... P....

    Anyone get the vibe that Adam Sandler became obsessed with this song and adopted John’s voice as his shtick to escalate his entire career?

    J.... P....

    @Reggie Corey fair enough

    J.... P....

    Not a bad influence to emulate.

  6. t.... m....

    Frank said that this was by far his best album(s) his maga opus I tend to agree just about every style of music is covered. This album should be made into a broadway musical. Sound strange? Not If its made right. It already has the story lines written in the songs. The great thing about this is the classy watermelon in Easter hay. Wow that song still emits an emotional response in me. Frank your musical genius and creative influence will be sorely missed and probably never be duplicated.

    t.... m....

    tim mattthews recently fell in love with this album and i cant no one has put together w stage show. Im dying for it now.

  7. S.... S....

    It's Frank at his most juvenile, but love Bozz getting stuff wrong at the end. I'm almost two kilometres tall.

  8. F.... Y....

    Zappa is the Best....

  9. d.... ....

    Is it true that Terry Bozzio did his voice?

    d.... ....

    dexters711 yes indeed, Bozzio had a versatile voice

    d.... ....

    Voice on what. I'm pretty sure Chad whackerman played drums on Joe's garage. Not 100% on that though.

    d.... ....

    @John Rasmussen... Bald headed John..
    Vinnie Colaiuto played drums

  10. r.... b....

    Thumbs down ? Must be a Justin Bieber fan

  11. O.... W....

    John's got a sausage yeah man

  12. P.... A....

    Yoda work for dong

  13. K.... L....

    Dis gurl mus be pracatin ritchcraft

  14. R.... K....

    Long Duck Dong?

  15. E.... H....

    "Boy, what an imagination!"

    E.... H....

    its called GENIUS

  16. C.... M....

    Make you fart then break your heart...