Your Favorite Martian - Tig 'Ol Bitties Lyrics
It was the first day,
Back to school.
Cuttin up in class,
Actin like a tool.
We started talkin bout the summer.
DJ saw Twilight,
Bummer.
I spoke up,
And I asked my friends,
"Are there any new girls? Nines or tens?"
Hopin a few hotties,
Had moved from other cities,
And in walked this girl,
WHOO
I can't believe my eyes.
In a contest they'd win first prize.
Double D, guarantee,
I was checkin the size,
It's like two beach balls in a shirt disguise.
Or earth and mars,
Havin some fun.
Wait I take that back,
It's like two of the sun.
But at this point i let my mind run,
And drifted off thinkin bout them Tig 'Ol Bitties.
Hah, Tig 'Ol Bitties.
Mount Fuji brought it's twin.
Tig 'Ol Bitties.
Two melons in a shirt.
Tig 'Ol Bitties.
Tig 'Ol Bitties.
I put books in my lap.
Tig 'Ol Bitties.
Heads bobbin as she walks.
Tig 'Ol Bitties.
Oh my god!
Tig 'Ol Bitties.
Tig 'Ol Bitties.
T-Tig 'Ol Bitties.
T-Tig 'Ol Bitties.
T-Tig 'Ol Bitties.
Tig 'Ol Bitties.
T-Tig 'Ol Bitties.
T-Tig 'Ol Bitties.
T-Tig 'Ol Bitties.
Tig 'Ol Bitties.
Kept trippin in class cuz of her dang breasts in a tiny white shirt,
Boobs havin a fiesta.
Later in lab,
We were messin with test tubes.
Couldn't keep my eyes off the new girls chest.
BOOBS!
Wasn't payin attention.
Got busted,
Had to serve detention.
In biology,
We talkes about the bees.
The best kinda bees.
BOOB-BEES.
WHOO
Can't believe my mind,
I hold a pokerface to her two of a kind.
With each step,
Her breasts gettin redefined,
I'm makin my move,
I'm thinkin it's time.
OH SNAP.
Imma ask her to prom,
And in my head,
She responds "You're the bomb"
Feelin nervous,
So i count to three.
"I like your boobs. Go to prom with me?"
Hah, Tig 'Ol Bitties.
King kong boobs.
Tig 'Ol Bitties.
Great tracks of land.
Tig 'Ol Bitties.
Tig 'Ol Bitties.
Like my balls.
Tig 'Ol Bitties.
Real big.
Tig 'Ol Bitties.
Oh my god!
Tig 'Ol Bitties.
T-Tig 'Ol Bitties.
T-Tig 'Ol Bitties.
T-Tig 'Ol Bitties.
Tig 'Ol Bitties.
T-Tig 'Ol Bitties.
T-Tig 'Ol Bitties.
T-Tig 'Ol Bitties.
Tig 'Ol Bitties.
She said yes,
So I'm gettin ready.
Stain on my shirt.
Mom's spaghetti.
I pick her up,
And I'm pretty sure,
That she'll let me motor-boat like RRRRRRRR
I try to cop a feel once we get to school.
She said "No touching, that's the rule."
Principal walks up on the scene,
"It's time to announce prom king and queen.
Your Favorite Martian and Tig 'Ol Bitties.
Congratulations to you both on winning."
Time slowed down and she jumped for joy,
When out of her dress jumped something more.
Tissues flew and rained from the sky.
OH MY GOD YOU STUFF YOUR SHIRT!?
Your Favorite Martian in a world of hurt.
Awwww. Fake 'Ol Bitties..
WOW!
Fake 'Ol Bitties.
You breakin my heart with,
Fake 'Ol Bitties.
You're crushin my dreams with,
Fake 'Ol Bitties.
I can't believable it,
Fake 'Ol Bitties.
You really suck,
Fake 'Ol Bitties.
I can't believe you would do that,
Fake 'Ol Bitties.
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Your Favorite Martian Tig 'Ol Bitties Comments
2019? WYA
I like flat chests. Owo.
Hello people in 2019.
To this day I still laugh at how the whole song changed from tig to fake
You know what were his glasses looked like?
Yep.
*Tig 'Ol Bitties.*
Coming back to the best song ever before we finish off this decade
Imagine all the people this would trigger if this was posted today 😂
How is this song 3:52 minutes long?
Hell yea THE NOSTALGIA😂😂
Someone needs to make a DxD am with this song
I need wingmen who would yell out my phrases in chorus like young DeeJay and Benatar
This song would not have done well in 2019.
For 2020 they should get back together and sing some old songs. That would be on trending for more than 3 days.
I think she was transsexual
Love this song!!! - been a while... =3 baby!!!
The world was a simpler time.
9 years later
Plastic Surgery
I can imagine a 6th grader making this but with Fortnite characters.
Anyone from 2019?
Man these videos were so lame lol impossible not to cringe
@Queen Of Memes :(((((((
Who else is here 2019?
why did i read the song title wrong...
Sometimes I question my life choices
I really wonder how this would translate into different languages...
My God this was recommend to me now. I didn't give a shit back when this was a thing why now
Don't know man.
My dick is hard
Wtf virgin
0:07 kinda scary.
Nice lol
"Double D guaranteed"
*Ed, Edd n Eddy whistle intensifies*
and you got a profile of it😁
@Black Adam 14/18 Yeah, dude.
@Jubilee Gabriel Mateo One of my fav cartoons along with KND Chowder, justice league, samurai jack regular show and so many
Tig ol' bitties: I have real boobs
Yfm: ITS A LIE!
(if you get this reference I love you no homo)
Tbh this isnt really music its just yelling and talking to music
@Jonathan Blind I literally edited it to add a comma lmao get tf out my comments dumbass ur fuckin hilarious
@Jonathan Blind yea ik and ur still doing it 🤡🤡🤡
@milu Illiterates will be among the first to fall when the Culling's time arrives.
@The Rat Prince do you are have stupid
@milu do you are have... dumbass?
How sad your upbringing must have been
This slaps 🔥
Oh my actual god .-.
1:25 BOOBS!
smoll boobs>big boobs
Like if I should do a deathcore version
Bro I would LOVE to hear that
I would watch
BRING THIS CHANNEL BACK
OH MY GOD YOU STUFF YOUR SHIRT
my friend always says that line to me
anyways the song is pretty funny, but what the fuck is benatar saying at the end
I miss this
Omg I just remembered this song after seeing 2 melons drop
Love me some tig ol bitties!
Nice its on itunes. I can download that to my walkman.
Ray needs to come back to us to makes more shit like this
I was but a pup when this come out
doin your mom
Fake ol bitties
That was a great twist
The girl has fake boobs so His Balls are fake too? 😁
Even without tits, she’s still pretty hot
that is a academic distraction
Men stop this nonsense...Really stop that.
Bruh shut the hell up... and this channel isnt active for 7 yrs
Does anyone know the filter used for the chorus
Fucking dumb. G*59!!
I can see why Alex liked this track.
Instant 5 stars.
Homestly this music was so good and the animations so crazy i used to listen to this years ago and keep coming back
idc what y'all say this song was a banger and that's that
I'm surprised Woketube hasn't removed this for hate speech.
Any girls here that are IBTC? 😔
The more I listen the more this shit slaps
I really wish they would come back.. :/
Wow looking back this way a really big sign that I was gay. Really should've seen that one coming when I knew all the words off by heart...
Memories
👏🏾
The good old days before memes, kids these days will have no idea 😭
@eevee in sicko mode yeah here is a kid who uses internet too much and thinks himself funny. Go laugh everybody!
@Kerem ok karen, make sure you report to my manager for my childish behavior. There's a pumpkin spice latte in the fridge
uh dang that hurts such an insult :(
please stop being target of people okay?
@Kerem hahah *no.*
What era is this from
Anyone else watching in 2020 and hella missing this
canonical yfm lore: they got together, broke up, then puff was like "here's my balls" and then they got together again
Can’t believe this is 8 years ago Jesus.
I mean
I dont have fake Nuggets
But
I hate it when my Nuggets are bouncing in PE
That means i have big nuggets
Kokona in a nutshell
Yandere simulator fans am I right?
Somebody showed me this like 8 years ago...I still hate it
2011 was a little wierd
Those aren’t boobs! They’re lies!
Literally was obsessed with this song throughout all of Middle School
We’re Alxal
Stop, get rid of this.
Get rid of yourself
This is legendary
As long as its not a trap....
This was a grown mid-twenties man singing a bad rap song about larger a high schoolers breasts.... Never forget...
On repeat
the memories.
the lyrics jus started coming out of my mouth idk how I still remember this 😭
Classic
Put speed to 1.5 it sounds better
Lol 😆😂
Not gonna my dyslexic really fucks you up with that title
Top 10 Anime Betrayals: Number One, Fake Ol' Bitties
This song will always have a place in my heart😂😂 tb to being 12
Yo homie got mad head to this one
Goodbye! 😭😭😭😭
who let me watch this when I was like 8
Does anybody actually know what he says right at the end of the song? It's been years and I still can't figure it out.
CyberneticZ i think he says ‘where them tig ol bitties at?’
Oh my god thank you
YouTubes not the same without Ray William Johnson he was Mr youtube
"THOSE AREN'T BOOBS, THEY'RE LIES!" Ah I missed yfm, Been watching since they first came on YT