Your Favorite Martian - Tig 'Ol Bitties Lyrics






It was the first day,
Back to school.
Cuttin up in class,
Actin like a tool.

Friends are rollin in,
We started talkin bout the summer.
DJ saw Twilight,
Bummer.

I spoke up,
And I asked my friends,
"Are there any new girls? Nines or tens?"
Hopin a few hotties,
Had moved from other cities,
And in walked this girl,
With Tig 'Ol Bitties.

WHOO

I can't believe my eyes.
In a contest they'd win first prize.
Double D, guarantee,
I was checkin the size,
It's like two beach balls in a shirt disguise.

Or earth and mars,
Havin some fun.
Wait I take that back,
It's like two of the sun.

But at this point i let my mind run,
And drifted off thinkin bout them Tig 'Ol Bitties.

Hah, Tig 'Ol Bitties.

Mount Fuji brought it's twin.

Tig 'Ol Bitties.

Two melons in a shirt.

Tig 'Ol Bitties.
Tig 'Ol Bitties.

I put books in my lap.

Tig 'Ol Bitties.

Heads bobbin as she walks.

Tig 'Ol Bitties.

Oh my god!

Tig 'Ol Bitties.
Tig 'Ol Bitties.
T-Tig 'Ol Bitties.
T-Tig 'Ol Bitties.
T-Tig 'Ol Bitties.

Tig 'Ol Bitties.
T-Tig 'Ol Bitties.
T-Tig 'Ol Bitties.
T-Tig 'Ol Bitties.
Tig 'Ol Bitties.

Kept trippin in class cuz of her dang breasts in a tiny white shirt,
Boobs havin a fiesta.
Later in lab,
We were messin with test tubes.
Couldn't keep my eyes off the new girls chest.
BOOBS!

Wasn't payin attention.
Got busted,
Had to serve detention.

In biology,
We talkes about the bees.
The best kinda bees.
BOOB-BEES.

WHOO
Can't believe my mind,
I hold a pokerface to her two of a kind.
With each step,
Her breasts gettin redefined,
I'm makin my move,
I'm thinkin it's time.

OH SNAP.
Imma ask her to prom,
And in my head,
She responds "You're the bomb"
Feelin nervous,
So i count to three.
"I like your boobs. Go to prom with me?"

Hah, Tig 'Ol Bitties.

King kong boobs.

Tig 'Ol Bitties.

Great tracks of land.

Tig 'Ol Bitties.
Tig 'Ol Bitties.

Like my balls.

Tig 'Ol Bitties.

Real big.

Tig 'Ol Bitties.

Oh my god!

Tig 'Ol Bitties.
T-Tig 'Ol Bitties.
T-Tig 'Ol Bitties.
T-Tig 'Ol Bitties.

Tig 'Ol Bitties.
T-Tig 'Ol Bitties.
T-Tig 'Ol Bitties.
T-Tig 'Ol Bitties.
Tig 'Ol Bitties.

She said yes,
So I'm gettin ready.
Stain on my shirt.
Mom's spaghetti.

I pick her up,
And I'm pretty sure,
That she'll let me motor-boat like RRRRRRRR

I try to cop a feel once we get to school.
She said "No touching, that's the rule."

Principal walks up on the scene,
"It's time to announce prom king and queen.
Your Favorite Martian and Tig 'Ol Bitties.
Congratulations to you both on winning."

Time slowed down and she jumped for joy,
When out of her dress jumped something more.

Tissues flew and rained from the sky.
OH MY GOD YOU STUFF YOUR SHIRT!?
Your Favorite Martian in a world of hurt.

Awwww. Fake 'Ol Bitties..

WOW!
Fake 'Ol Bitties.
You breakin my heart with,
Fake 'Ol Bitties.
You're crushin my dreams with,
Fake 'Ol Bitties.
I can't believable it,
Fake 'Ol Bitties.
You really suck,
Fake 'Ol Bitties.
I can't believe you would do that,
Fake 'Ol Bitties.





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  1. T.... ....

    2019? WYA

  2. g.... ....

    I like flat chests. Owo.

  3. U.... S....

    Hello people in 2019.

  4. A.... N....

    To this day I still laugh at how the whole song changed from tig to fake

  5. C.... R....

    You know what were his glasses looked like?
    Yep.
    *Tig 'Ol Bitties.*

  6. Q.... ....

    Coming back to the best song ever before we finish off this decade

  7. N.... M....

    Imagine all the people this would trigger if this was posted today 😂

  8. A.... ....

    How is this song 3:52 minutes long?

  9. s.... 0....

    Hell yea THE NOSTALGIA😂😂

  10. H.... S....

    Someone needs to make a DxD am with this song

  11. Y.... ....

    I need wingmen who would yell out my phrases in chorus like young DeeJay and Benatar

  12. V.... B....

    This song would not have done well in 2019.

  13. J.... 1....

    For 2020 they should get back together and sing some old songs. That would be on trending for more than 3 days.

  14. K.... S....

    I think she was transsexual

  15. K.... S....

    Love this song!!! - been a while... =3 baby!!!

  16. g.... o....

    The world was a simpler time.

  17. T.... L....

    9 years later
    Plastic Surgery

  18. D.... H....

    I can imagine a 6th grader making this but with Fortnite characters.

  19. _.... Y....

    Anyone from 2019?

  20. L.... C....

    Man these videos were so lame lol impossible not to cringe

    L.... C....

    @Queen Of Memes :(((((((

  21. r.... k....

    Who else is here 2019?

  22. r.... ....

    why did i read the song title wrong...

  23. N.... ....

    Sometimes I question my life choices

  24. v.... g....

    I really wonder how this would translate into different languages...

  25. x.... ....

    My God this was recommend to me now. I didn't give a shit back when this was a thing why now

    x.... ....

    Don't know man.

  26. m.... a....

    My dick is hard

    m.... a....

    Wtf virgin

  27. A.... B....

    0:07 kinda scary.

  28. P.... M....

    Nice lol

  29. J.... G....

    "Double D guaranteed"
    *Ed, Edd n Eddy whistle intensifies*

    J.... G....

    and you got a profile of it😁

    J.... G....

    @Black Adam 14/18 Yeah, dude.

    J.... G....

    @Jubilee Gabriel Mateo One of my fav cartoons along with KND Chowder, justice league, samurai jack regular show and so many

  30. i.... a....

    Tig ol' bitties: I have real boobs
    Yfm: ITS A LIE!
    (if you get this reference I love you no homo)

  31. m.... ....

    Tbh this isnt really music its just yelling and talking to music

    m.... ....

    @Jonathan Blind I literally edited it to add a comma lmao get tf out my comments dumbass ur fuckin hilarious

    m.... ....

    @Jonathan Blind yea ik and ur still doing it 🤡🤡🤡

    m.... ....

    @milu Illiterates will be among the first to fall when the Culling's time arrives.

    m.... ....

    @The Rat Prince do you are have stupid

    m.... ....

    @milu do you are have... dumbass?


    How sad your upbringing must have been

  32. C.... ....

    This slaps 🔥

  33. O.... L....

    Oh my actual god .-.

  34. C.... S....

    1:25 BOOBS!

  35. E.... ....

    smoll boobs>big boobs

  36. r.... ....

    Like if I should do a deathcore version

    r.... ....

    Bro I would LOVE to hear that

    r.... ....

    I would watch

  37. T.... ....

    BRING THIS CHANNEL BACK

  38. l.... ....

    OH MY GOD YOU STUFF YOUR SHIRT
    my friend always says that line to me
    anyways the song is pretty funny, but what the fuck is benatar saying at the end

  39. L.... A....

    I miss this

  40. L.... E....

    Omg I just remembered this song after seeing 2 melons drop

  41. S.... C....

    Love me some tig ol bitties!

  42. K.... K....

    Nice its on itunes. I can download that to my walkman.

  43. b.... b....

    Ray needs to come back to us to makes more shit like this

  44. j.... ....

    I was but a pup when this come out

  45. E.... B....

    doin your mom

  46. J.... S....

    Fake ol bitties

  47. �.... ....

    That was a great twist

  48. J.... A....

    The girl has fake boobs so His Balls are fake too? 😁

  49. u.... c....

    Even without tits, she’s still pretty hot

  50. U.... D....

    that is a academic distraction

  51. O.... B....

    Men stop this nonsense...Really stop that.

    O.... B....

    Bruh shut the hell up... and this channel isnt active for 7 yrs

  52. C.... L....

    Does anyone know the filter used for the chorus

  53. J.... L....

    Fucking dumb. G*59!!

  54. S.... ....

    I can see why Alex liked this track.


    Instant 5 stars.

  55. S.... M....

    Homestly this music was so good and the animations so crazy i used to listen to this years ago and keep coming back

  56. i.... m....

    idc what y'all say this song was a banger and that's that

  57. T.... ....

    I'm surprised Woketube hasn't removed this for hate speech.

  58. C.... K....

    Any girls here that are IBTC? 😔

  59. o.... b....

    The more I listen the more this shit slaps

  60. K.... F....

    I really wish they would come back.. :/

  61. M.... ....

    Wow looking back this way a really big sign that I was gay. Really should've seen that one coming when I knew all the words off by heart...

  62. A.... Y....

    Memories

  63. x.... ....

    👏🏾

  64. R.... P....

    The good old days before memes, kids these days will have no idea 😭

    R.... P....

    @eevee in sicko mode yeah here is a kid who uses internet too much and thinks himself funny. Go laugh everybody!

    R.... P....

    @Kerem ok karen, make sure you report to my manager for my childish behavior. There's a pumpkin spice latte in the fridge

    R.... P....

    uh dang that hurts such an insult :(

    R.... P....

    please stop being target of people okay?

    R.... P....

    @Kerem hahah *no.*

  65. R.... U....

    What era is this from

  66. M.... 2....

    Anyone else watching in 2020 and hella missing this

  67. l.... ....

    canonical yfm lore: they got together, broke up, then puff was like "here's my balls" and then they got together again

  68. A.... P....

    Can’t believe this is 8 years ago Jesus.

  69. M.... c....

    I mean

    I dont have fake Nuggets
    But
    I hate it when my Nuggets are bouncing in PE
    That means i have big nuggets

  70. L.... ....

    Kokona in a nutshell

    Yandere simulator fans am I right?

  71. A.... C....

    Somebody showed me this like 8 years ago...I still hate it

  72. N.... K....

    2011 was a little wierd

  73. A.... A....

    Those aren’t boobs! They’re lies!

  74. A.... A....

    Literally was obsessed with this song throughout all of Middle School

  75. E.... B....

    We’re Alxal

  76. Y.... M....

    Stop, get rid of this.

    Y.... M....

    Get rid of yourself

  77. F.... T....

    This is legendary

  78. E.... T....

    As long as its not a trap....

  79. D.... D....

    This was a grown mid-twenties man singing a bad rap song about larger a high schoolers breasts.... Never forget...

  80. p.... ....

    On repeat

  81. P.... B....

    the memories.

  82. G.... F....

    the lyrics jus started coming out of my mouth idk how I still remember this 😭

  83. J.... F....

    Classic

  84. E.... r....

    Put speed to 1.5 it sounds better

  85. S.... 6....

    Lol 😆😂

  86. G.... D....

    Not gonna my dyslexic really fucks you up with that title

  87. E.... L....

    Top 10 Anime Betrayals: Number One, Fake Ol' Bitties

  88. j.... i....

    This song will always have a place in my heart😂😂 tb to being 12

  89. B.... S....

    Yo homie got mad head to this one

  90. L.... G....

    Goodbye! 😭😭😭😭

  91. g.... o....

    who let me watch this when I was like 8

  92. C.... ....

    Does anybody actually know what he says right at the end of the song? It's been years and I still can't figure it out.

    C.... ....

    CyberneticZ i think he says ‘where them tig ol bitties at?’

    C.... ....

    Oh my god thank you

  93. A.... B....

    YouTubes not the same without Ray William Johnson he was Mr youtube

  94. J.... M....

    "THOSE AREN'T BOOBS, THEY'RE LIES!" Ah I missed yfm, Been watching since they first came on YT