Your Favorite Martian - Grandma Got A Facebook Lyrics






Grandma's got a Facebook, now she's hitting on my friends.
Don't care how it started, but now it's got to end.
Help me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts,
But I also know she's been in my best friend's pants.

Grandma, Grandma [4x]
Gr-Gr-Grandma Grandma
Grandma, Grandma [3x]

Well, ever since grandpa passed away, she's been chilling at home.
Watching soaps half the day 'cause she's feeling alone.
So, I set her up a Facebook and gave the address.
To my friends and I asked them all to send a request.
And no one would have guessed one day she'd go wild,
But grandma got obsessed and changed her profile to slutty McButtSex
And I was appalled when I saw a bunch of pictures of her cleavage on her wall.

Grandma's got a Facebook, now she's hitting on my friends.
Don't care how it started, but now it's got to end.
Help me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts,
But I also know she's been in my best friend's pants.

Grandma, Grandma [4x]
Gr-Gr-Grandma Grandma
Grandma, Grandma [3x]

Then she updated her status yeah, and it made me pissed
Cause she said her grandson was a crybaby bitch!
And all my stupid friends wrote her back and they laughed.
And they all liked her comment cause they're wack and I'm mad.
Is this considered abuse, yeah you'd be pissed at her too
Cause now her list to do's is just pictures of dudes.
I wanted her to make friends but she's about to seduce.
My homeboys with a mixture of vodka and prune juice.

Grandma's got a Facebook, now she's hitting on my friends.
Don't care how it started, but now it's got to end.
Help me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts,
But I also know she's been in my best friend's pants.

Grandma, Grandma [4x]
Gr-Gr-Grandma Grandma
Grandma, Grandma [3x]

I checked my Facebook daily.
I get a friend request from this old ass lady.
I know it's your grandma, but I ain't gonna lie.
She's rocking that muu muu, and looking all fly.
I want to smack your grandma on her wrinkly ass
Wrinkly ass, wrinkly ass!
I want to smack your grandma on her wrinkly ass
Wrinkly ass, wrinkly ass!

Butterscotch my balls
Me and your grandma sharing a sponge bath
I want to put my hands in your grandma's candy dish.

Grandma's got a Facebook, now she's hitting on my friends.
Don't care how it started, but now it's got to end.
Help me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts,
But I also know she's been in my best friend's pants.

Grandma, Grandma [4x]
Gr-Gr-Grandma Grandma
Grandma, Grandma [3x]





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Your Favorite Martian Grandma Got A Facebook Comments
  1. c.... W....

    i like it NO BAD WORDS

  2. T.... ....

    This is quite the gem huh?

  3. U.... C....

    My dream is that on day My Favorite Martian would come back, and made a cross over with Gorillaz .. that would be eBic

  4. M.... ....

    I love how tech savvy his grandma is 😂

    Honestly that’s a turn on by itself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    M.... ....

    i hate you

  5. a.... ....

    Was on a YouTube binge and this came up in my feed. Oh man I forgot about all of the memories my friends and I had with these songs. Shit, 2011 was so simple. Now I’m an adult and have to do adult shit

  6. J.... B....

    2020 anyone

  7. S.... C....

    SLUTTY MC BUT S E X

  8. L.... 7....

    I remember I was like 6 and my older brother I’ve been looking for this for like 8 years

  9. S.... C....

    OKS BOOMERS KILL. M E E E

  10. S.... C....

    I'm a crybaby b**** kill M E

  11. B.... ....

    What the fuck!??

  12. J.... F....

    They were active on the Facebook page they made for this for a year

  13. C.... L....

    this is very upsetting. how come she looks like my grandma 😭

  14. a.... a....

    *Oh no Grandma found out how to make a pornhub account*

  15. J.... B....

    *W R I N K L Y A S S*

  16. P.... P....

    THIS IS GOOD BUT BAD AND THEN IT GOES BACK TO GOOD.

  17. R.... ....

    2020 anyone else??

  18. F.... ....

    8 years later... god damn memories of these videos and the YFM channel...

  19. R.... x....

    I'm hearing this in 2020 is very good

  20. N.... ....

    Holy shit, I haven’t heard from these fellers in years.
    Thanks youtube recomendation algorithum, you bizzare thing.

  21. T.... D....

    Dear God above, this is awful. The cringe, it's so bad. Please kill me.

    T.... D....

    Too bad you couldnt make something this good.
    just cause you think something doesnt mean you should say it

  22. C.... C....

    I thought this would about minion memes,

  23. A.... Q....

    Man now we use Snapchat Facebook has been used for old people now

  24. t.... ....

    Grandma mad THICCCC

  25. S.... G....

    Who is still listening to this music in 2020

  26. L.... ....

    R.I.P. Puff Puff
    2010-2012
    Wish the band came back

  27. N.... 1....

    That grandma is very chonky

  28. D.... l....

    the year is now 2020 and i havent heard from grandma since 2011

  29. P.... W....

    2020 anyone? Where did this band go😭😭😭

  30. R.... W....

    Just realised how much of a bop this is.

  31. J.... G....

    Still a banger in 2020🔥

  32. S.... G....

    i thought i imagined these videos man

  33. B.... V....

    2020 anyone?

  34. A.... M....

    Oh I just luv old people like them getting into the stuff we young people r into n this issa killer song I had no idea it was ooh

  35. W.... D....

    2020 btw

  36. M.... s....

    Me and my friends when I was like 7 vibed to this wow

  37. R.... R....

    Dang the past song I listen before 2020

  38. V.... B....

    Before I listened to this I got an add for Facebook

  39. b.... d....

    thanks spotify for randomly finding an catchiest songs ever on youtube...

  40. D.... H....

    *The last time Facebook was relevant*

  41. E.... U....

    Laptops don’t need power...

    E.... U....

    Extreme USK Shhhhh

  42. f.... �....

    C A N D Y D I S H

  43. P.... G....

    Deadass, gramma dummy thicc

  44. T.... T....

    *HERE BEFORE 2020*

  45. r.... o....

    How many people have show this to their grandma. I have and she laughed at it.

  46. l.... ....

    I have no fucking idea what id do if something like this happened to me in real life
    anyways my opinions on this are like orphan tears, nice bop and cool lyrics, second favorite song

  47. G.... 4....

    8 years later and i come back and wrinkly ass still kills me 😂😂

  48. M.... D....

    Who here still listens to this fire music I wish they where still uploading

    M.... D....

    Why did they stop

    M.... D....

    They had a Studio and the whole time it was a scam

  49. A.... ....

    BUTTERSCOTCH MY BALLS!

  50. A.... ....

    I love to rewatch these, I really wish they would bring this back

  51. S.... i....

    Had to Come back to the good days 😂😂

  52. X.... ....

    Dam I miss them grow up with them I'm 20 now

  53. k.... ....

    God.. Miss the golden age of YouTube r.I.p 2011-2014

  54. U.... D....

    this belongs in the #cringe chat

  55. Z.... 1....

    2:24 WTF

  56. Z.... 1....

    2:07 wtf

  57. G.... L....

    AM i the only one who got It reccomended nów?

  58. Y.... M....

    Grandma looks like my last brain cell

  59. o.... b....

    I wonder what I was doing right when this uploaded

  60. J.... T....

    Who is watching this in 2019 🙋‍♂️

  61. J.... L....

    THIS PRIJECT IS RETIRED

  62. C.... B....

    *Slutty McButtsex*

  63. M.... M....

    2019, where you guys at?

  64. t.... t....

    is weird to do sex with some one old

    t.... t....

    r/kidsarefuckingstupid

    t.... t....

    @Black Man how is that r/kidsarefuckingstupid?

  65. R.... P....

    Omg the nostalgia, when I was younger I never understood the jokes but now...

  66. G.... ....

    nostilga

  67. I.... K....

    wh-where am i? has it really been 7 years?

  68. F.... ....

    I didn't even know I watched this as a kid

  69. A.... A....

    It’s been so long since this video

  70. K.... C....

    This grandma was hte first egirl

  71. E.... K....

    "but i also know she's been in my best friends pants" that part slaps though lmao

  72. D.... L....

    This video would've been removed or demonized if it was posted now

  73. S.... D....

    Look up slutty mcbuttsex someone actually made an account for it

  74. l.... ....

    why is her name GrandMa on scenes after Stutty McButtsex

  75. C.... ....

    i want to fucking die

  76. C.... R....

    What’s worse fellas? A buddy banging ur mom or your GRANDMA!? 😱😱

  77. K.... N....

    r/ooldpeapofacebook theme song

  78. L.... L....

    omfg she looks like my actual grandma who also has a facebook for talking to family.. should i be worried?

  79. S.... ....

    u should already know yo grams a F-reak.

  80. s.... s....

    ''seducing my homeboys with a mixture of vodka and prune juice!'' *ded with laughter* wtfff ha ha haaa!

  81. K.... T....

    2:35 I’m smacking her ass and it
    matches the rhythm!
    Matches the rhythm!
    Matches the rhythm!

  82. K.... O....

    2019 anyone?

  83. C.... ....

    this shit still hits idc what anyone says lmfao

  84. O.... ....

    2019.... we grew up to to fast

  85. R.... P....

    i love this

  86. M.... M....

    Stalking your mom, stalk stalk, I'm just stalking your mom.

  87. K.... ....

    my grandma died recently lol

  88. l.... c....

    only the real Og people know this song

  89. G.... ....

    Anybody notice the animals are all looking at the computer........

    What you typing on there Grandma?????😆😝

  90. B.... ....

    back when times were simpler

  91. k.... g....

    *SLUTTY MCBUTTSEX*

  92. G.... L....

    okay virgin

    G.... L....

    Gribb Lin okay boomer

  93. L.... W....

    Just showed this to my gf best moment ever 😂

  94. M.... T....

    I wish they would start back making these 😆

  95. N.... A....

    0:19 It sounds like he's saying GRIBBLE GRIBBLE GRIBBLE GRIBBLE it's not just me right?

  96. M.... Q....

    Raid Ray's DM's. Get this project running by 2020. 😭🤣