Your Favorite Martian - Bottles Of Beer Lyrics
I was chilling with my BUD, SAM ADAMS.
We get a call from MILLER. The man was having spasms.
And he said, "dude get dressed. There's not a chance in hell
That we could miss this keg party up in SAN MIGUEL."
"No but that Mexican chick CORONA'S there,
And she's been asking about you."
I hung up the phone. It's time to get dressed, I
Put on my MAGIC HAT and my shirt with the RED STRIPE.
We hit a BUSCH dodging traffic as we passed by 'em
In that KILLIAN'S RED charger with the FAT TIRE(s).
We drove around for like half the night.
Luckily the BLUE MOON provided NATURAL LIGHT.
Playing BECK'S old single on that iPod dock and
That's where it's at. My ears were all ringing.
The party crowd was getting loud, and everyone was all singing:
Nana bottles of beer on the wall
Nana bottles of beer.
You take one down, you pass it around,
You got nana bottles of beer on the wall.
Now everyone was crammed in the basement, wasted
Even ASAHI, that foreign exchange kid.
He was just in KINGFISHER, wreckin' his Vette
Like "automobile, big leck!"
I poured myself a brew and drank half the glass
This ugly MOOSEHEAD chick kept grabbing my ass.
I told that ugly HARP that she could go to hella
And then I saw CORONA, and she was looking STE-STE-STELLA.
And down to have some fun, she
Was still a freshman, a YUENGLING with a tongue-ring.
The alcohol was all clouding my thinking,
So I slapped her on the HEINY can I get you a drink? And
She said, "ha! You're totally cute.
"If you fetch me a beer, I'll let you touch my boob."
Hell yeah, I went to get her a drink, then
The party started moving, and everybody started singing:
Nana bottles of beer on the wall.
Nana bottles of beer.
You take one down, you pass it around,
You got 99 bottles of beer on the wall.
CORONA'S ex-boyfriend started talking to me
His FOSTERS parents nicknamed him MILWAUKEE'S BEaST.
'Cause dude was big enough that he could tackle the world.
He was like "Hey Broski, you're jacking my girl.
I should bust your SKULL. You look like a queer, I'm
Gonna challenge you to a game of beer pong."
"Of COURES! Challenge accepted."
You can call me GUINNESS, 'cause I'm touting the record."
Beer pong's my game, and with my shoulder cocked
I bounced that ball in the cup like a ROLLING ROCK.
We played for a while, and I was wooing them when
I showed everyone who'd win the BLUE RIBBON... PABST
And CORONA was like, "wow!
You can totally touch my boob now."
I was EL PRESIDENTE
Or maybe a king with my CORONA
In my NEW CASTLE, and everybody started singing:
99 bottles of beer on the wall.
99 bottles of beer.
You take one down, you pass it around,
You got 99 bottles of beer on the wall.
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Your Favorite Martian Bottles Of Beer Comments
“Shes still a freshman.”
This is what happens when you played it on Speed 1.5.
And then everyone clapped
1.25x speed is better.
Good memories...
I was 11 when I first watched this... now I’m 19 and realize that all the major words are beer names
come on, we all know that magic hat is just your wig
anyways I think its nice albeit a little forgettable
RAH LAH BALLS O BEER AN DE UALL
99 BOTTLES OF BEER
0:02
My friend: ay, wanna my last chips? Im not so hungry today..
Me: *YEAH*
Almost 2020 and I still listen to these
Me: *gets dog with toy excited*
Dog with toy : 0:54
This is funny but this is my jam
Drinking modelo while listening to this is comfy af
I only just got the Sixteen Candles reference right now this year.
ok seriously, english is not my first language and i was kinda young when this song came out and i didn’t get the beer part, but all these years i thought they sang LA LA bottles of beer on the wall and i think i just broke
I saw this for The first time when i was about 6 or 5. Im almost 14 now
That’s funny, I was 14 when I first watched this. 22 now 🤙🏽
THEE DRINKING SONG OF OUR GENERATION. Should get a page in The Guinness book of world records..... >w>
Every thing that is either
A : a name
B : red
Or
C : Green
Is a beer
the good ol days
i just came back and realized he’s been naming beers this whole time and my young mind never noticed
WHO WAS DRUNK ENOUGH TO MAKE THESE MAGICAL BEER PUNS
Christ I was 12 when I first heard , looking back and seeing that they named all the beer brands I had in the last years I’m 20 now
After all these years I came back
Errrbody
22 beers
Jesus Christ there were 28 beer jokes in that one video.
I finally get it.
If your watching this you qualify for a veterans discount
i remember staying super tuned up , checking every day YFM channel to see if a new song came out.
the hype , the feeling from seeing a new song ..gosh i miss those days
Bro its been 8years😭please have a comeback
I remember listening to this in 8th grade. Now I'm 22 and have drank most of these beers.
I'll let you touch my boob. HAAAIIIILLLLL YEAAAAHHHHH
Does anybody know exactly how many Brands were named I've tried to count it but each time I do I come up with a different number
The man character is Budweiser, the king of beers, with the crown and the red sash
how come this shit still slaps in 2019
Cursed video
You. Cheeky. Bastard
Watching this in 2019. Reminds me of a simpler and better time of YouTube
This site has evolved into a shell of its former self and its fucking sad
#fuckmakerstudios
Poppin those minis
The moral of this story is be good at beer pong to get to touch the boob
Nahndallah minus one equals nahndallah
I watched this when i was fuckin 11-
Throw back to this iconic video 😂😂
It's 2019 and I still love this song! Makes me feel old as shit though...
Official theme for Atlantic city
i'm astonished no one got the deal with this song at first glance. or maybe i just had a more alcohol connoisseur type family
If only I had the internet as a kid, this channel would have made my life WAY more interesting.
i still don't get the naming drinks thing lmao
3:27 my boy holding the guitar with his Johnson
play the beginning at 0.5 x
Why does this song remind me of Team Rainbow Rocket if nobody is at Rainbow Rocket Castle?
SO GOOD WHAT
Am addicted to this song 😃
2:55 they snuck that line in so well
skol is beer to lol
dont for get miller
Rolling rock is one
I subed
so clever blue moon and corona is a drink
what about asahhi
king fisher a beer to
moose head yum
Ahh nahh bahhs a beer on da wahh
God this takes me back :)
I guess im the only one who knew what he was talking about when this song first came out...
They don't have any orphan tears...worst party ever!
Took 6 years for me to realize
oh i get it now. lol
this dude would be good at sponsoring
I’m 11 but I still see how clever this is.
2018 about to be 2019.
Still need to drink 100 bottles of beer
A U T O M O B I I I I L E !
Corona: wow, you can totally touch my boob now
That part had me laughing my ass off
2018 anyone?
If you get me a beer you can touch my boob
The chorus sucks, but:
9/10 - IGN
A U T O M O B E A L?
I've watched this for so many months I finally get it. Because I literally became grammar nazi and criticised the spelling of 'coors' as of 'course' and Coors is a beer brand. I got it at the end when the girl was named "Corona" (My brother loves it)
I'm 12
Don't ask.
Ninty nine bottles of beer on the wall you take one down pass it around you got ninty nine bottles of beer on the wall
Still fucking love this stupid song.
I get it...he was Naming different beer names
Your saying that idiot nicknam d Milwaukee's beast can destroy the most powerful military in the world
What are they saying
like if your watching in 2018
0:21 thanks for the shout out
i finally get it...clever fuckers
I just got that her name is Carona as in the drink
just realized that its the name of beers
I don’t get it
"This song is so clever"
Mom was a drinker, knew more than half the references when I was only 8.
Good times, good times
I LITERALLY JUST NOTICED HOW MANY PUNS THERE ARE IM STUPID
Are they saying 99 bottles on the wall or lala bottles on the wall
Favorite song ever.
Niney ni bottles 9f beer
99 bottles of beer on the wall!
Jesus, I’m just now getting this shit. I’m so late.
99 bottles of beer on the wall.
I fucking loved this video in 6th grade