Ylvis - Normal Boy Lyrics






Since I was a little boy I've been on the road
I've always been a superstar
Parties, models, swimming pools. Never went to elementary school
And now I don't know who I are

Can it be there's another life out there
Where girls don't send me pictures of their tits?
Yes, I dream about a quiet, simple life
No limos, no blow jobs, no fans, no Billboard hits

One day I'm gonna be an average, boring, ordinary
Normal boy
I'm gonna be an unattractive, nerdy, poor and stupid
Normal boy
Normal house. Normal car
Normal espresso machine
Can't wait to be an ugly, tone dead, uncoordinated
Normal boy

I could have been a butcher. Butching all day long
Or the guy who drives that long, long crowded car
Or maybe a construction man in a giant yellow construction van
With fancy sticks and wheels and handlebars

Yes, I feel this is the perfect life for me
So much better than crying in hotels
I don't need my luxurious shitting chair
I can shit in bags like everybody else

One day I'm gonna be an average, boring, ordinary
Normal boy
I'm gonna be an unattractive, nerdy, poor and stupid
Normal boy
Normal hat. Normal bike
Normal flat screen TV
Can't wait to be an ugly, tone dead, uncoordinated
Normal boy

One day I'm gonna be an average, boring, ordinary
Normal boy
I'm gonna be an unattractive, nerdy, poor and stupid
Normal boy

Normal boy
I just wanna be a normal boy
Can't wait to be an ugly, tone dead, uncoordinated
Normal boy





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  1. J.... ....

    3:09 like petter northug?

  2. A.... G....

    This song.... I don't know.... There's a message that makes me go back....

  3. h.... m....

    Norwegian humor is extraordinary!

  4. G.... ....

    LOL that was bard ylvis. I didnt realise till the end funny as

  5. �.... S....

    the whole song I was like, I already am😭

  6. D.... K....

    well most of the adjectives fit xD

  7. p.... ....

    Who’s the sexy, raspy voice in the background vocals during the chorus?

  8. S.... C....

    First I Beliebe and Superstar In Norway then Where did he go now is normal boy

  9. P.... ....

    you guys hate him so much..made so many videos on him.!!

  10. A.... C....

    Good song

  11. S.... C....

    It's must be good song on 2018's but Watching 2018-19

  12. g.... g....

    XD these are such memes i mean Justin Bieber XD

  13. E.... ....

    Am i the only one who keeps listening to this? Because i love it lol!

  14. B.... A....

    Without any hesitation he can't be a normal boy ever now
    He has been underlight ever since 15 and has the best fandom for the last 9 years
    Most popular artist !!! Well that's a life

  15. B.... A....

    Biggest star ever on the planet Justin Bieber !!

  16. J.... B....

    WHAT THE FOX SAY?owwwwwewwwawwao

  17. A.... O....

    Can't stop laughing when Baord hit a Vegard lol

  18. b.... ....

    4:29 LMAOOO the news article...

  19. S.... W....

    anyone else notice this is the OPPOSITE of "I Will Never Be A Star" LOL

  20. E.... C....

    I love ylvis fuck you

  21. E.... C....

    I love ylvis

    E.... C....

    but I don't

  22. P.... G....

    jajaja, ok but what happened to him? to lazy to google

  23. M.... A....

    😂😂👏👏💗

  24. I.... E....

    I bet Bard really enjoyed punching VIgard :))

  25. K.... K....

    This is so absurd. Bring back the old Ylvis

  26. S.... S....

    dafuq this is hilarious 😂😂😂😂

  27. B.... U....

    currently taking a shit and watching this. best shit ever!

  28. J.... T....

    4:53 Jacksepticeye?

  29. S.... L....

    is not really Justin is fake Justin bieber

  30. l.... a....

    Song starts: 0:57

  31. D.... 7....

    3.02....see the girls reaction on the right when Bard hits Justin. She didn’t know that was happening and thought it was real , lol

    D.... 7....

    Michael Hunt its acting

  32. M.... ....

    This is the funniest shit I’ve seen in a while

  33. Z.... ....

    awesome... i love Ylvis :)

  34. c.... r....

    vegard looks so fucking ugly i cry lmao

  35. J.... M....

    Such a great burnnnn

  36. R.... W....

    So this is what you guys have been up to. Nice

  37. s.... ....

    Just turn on the English closed captions, trust me

  38. J.... D....

    3:59 It sounds exactly like what Justin would say

  39. n.... c....

    Dere er gode til å synge😀🤣👌

  40. Y.... L....

    So emotional...Oh goshh

  41. T.... E....

    When he is looking at the photographs on the Employee of the Month wall, after he sings the lyrics "unattractive, nerdy, poor and stupid normal boy", he reaches out and touches one of the photos. Do you recognize him? What about the picture shown while he's singing "ugly, tone-deaf, uncoordinated normal boy"?

  42. H.... S....

    hauahausushs laughing out loud, that was so accurate, awesome!!!!

  43. D.... ....

    Vegard! LMAO

  44. M.... E....

    Nice sound! ♥♥♥

  45. G.... �....

    What did my cock say

  46. Z.... K....

    Haha it’s been a while.
    Ylvis can we have the song without the conversations on Spotify ?

  47. A.... ....

    Wait, Justin Bieber is so rich that he doesn't even have to shit in bags? Man, talk about luxury.

  48. J.... K....

    0:54 Justin!

  49. E.... ....

    I actually like that song. I want to send this to all the people who tell me to be just normal

    E.... ....

    EUPRI its a tv show with many songs like this who tells stories and your ment to like it :D

  50. R.... W....

    Who is watching this in 2017?

    R.... W....

    2019 and beyondd!!

    R.... W....

    240p baby

  51. R.... W....

    Is this what music is evolving too? I hope this is just a phase. Like a bug goes through shedding his exoskeleton.

  52. S.... ....

    “No more flatscreen” is like a half a beat too late listen and you’ll hear it

  53. D.... ....

    I'm slightly curious if Justin has seen this...

  54. M.... G....

    Fuck you

  55. a.... s....

    I'm coming across so many cringy videos nowadays. 😭😭😂😂

    a.... s....

    Good thing this isn't one of them

  56. S.... ....

    Praktfullt.

  57. T.... ....

    so great. so accurate,



    also i feel like justin will makes similar sounding songs after hearing this.

  58. s.... ....

    I got an ad for the ‘I Beliebe’ justin vid before this vid

    s.... ....

    Bokrotta same omg hahaha

  59. L.... C....

    Love the irony here - Vegard is a far better singer than Justin Bieber!

    L.... C....

    who the f*** is Justin beiber???

  60. S.... ....

    Socialism at it’s finest 😂😂

  61. S.... M....

    Missed you guys.

  62. H.... ....

    Lurer på om Bieber fans er de samme som ser opp til klovner som Paul-brødrene og Ricegum.

    H.... ....

    Stygt redd for det.

    H.... ....

    Men det är väl många pojkar också?

    H.... ....

    Som ser upp till Ricegum och Paul bröderna menar jag

    H.... ....

    Hvorfor gå utifra at det ikke finnes noen gutter som er bieber fans?

  63. l.... ....

    They remind me of The Lonely Island!

    l.... ....

    they started before TLI tho.

  64. C.... S....

    I can't tell, is beiber being portrayed by Vegard?

    C.... S....

    Christopher Spradley yes

    C.... S....

    Yes, and brilliantly, I might add. He nails it. I think this is my second favorite Ylvis video with Vegard as the lead (after Jan Egeland).

  65. �.... �....

    Что эта хрень делает у меня в подписках?!

  66. L.... V....

    Hahahha

  67. T.... ....

    Who the fuck i are?

  68. L.... C....

    Love you guys!!

  69. L.... G....

    Never went to elementary school...
    And now.... I dunno know who i are.

    Best part. :D

    L.... G....

    I guess this explains Timbaland and Keri Hilson.

    L.... G....

    Max
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    Cnddmfddkssdkdddkddqpsdkdweeodddkdkrrkrejfrkfkfkrkgaaxdmaxddaejdkwwke.💋💋😥😂💋💋💋💋😍😪😘😀😢😀☺👍😪🔥☺😘💋🏩🏬🏩🏩🏬🎈🎋👻📷👻👻🎋🎃🎃🐴🐨😁😚😍📷📷🔥

    L.... G....

    grammar dude.. oh wait nvm

  70. S.... ;....

    Hahaha xD, Det her er så jævla bra xD

  71. j.... d....

    haha the 'thank you' face at 3:55 :')

  72. C.... L....

    Is that Vegard as Justin Bieber? lol

    C.... L....

    yes lmao

    C.... L....

    vegard always seemed so passionate singing about everything he can think of

  73. G.... Q....

    ahahahahhahaha XD hahahahahahhahahahahahha
    #almostJustin #usneakybeaverofwomenshearts #catlovers

  74. c.... ....

    Well if that's a normal espresso machine I wonder what an abnormal one looks like!

    c.... ....

    Well and abnormal would be what he has ;))

    c.... ....

    Don’t be ridiculous. That’s not an espresso machine. It’s clearly a dishwasher.

  75. S.... R....

    I love this😁😁😁

  76. M.... ....

    Lmfao... You guys have an interesting sense of humor, that's for sure.

    M.... ....

    It's Norwegian.

  77. S.... L....

    Yea go boy!

  78. G.... C....

    I want a normal hat for birthday

    G.... C....

    Jsce fan!

  79. M.... ....

    Would love to see Justin`s reaction to this, live!

    M.... ....

    omg same that would be hilarious

  80. B.... ....

    Awesome!

  81. d.... ....

    esses caras só acertam, puta merda!

    d.... ....

    danielmurilloshow São meus cantores favoritos ❤😍

    d.... ....

    porra, queria comer um omelete agora

  82. t.... b....

    Love it when bard dresses up as a girl. ❤️❤️

    t.... b....

    I would hit it!

  83. t.... ....

    17th! Yay! 😂

  84. F.... F....

    Holy shit, the 1:18 part made me crack up so hard

  85. P.... B....

    Literally guys , by far this is one of the bestest thing I have heard in my life .
    Thank you so so much YLVIS

  86. R.... S....

    Awesome guys

  87. W.... V....

    LMFAO when I saw Bård dressed up as a girl! 😂

    Great video as always!

  88. L.... H....

    So Hilarious!!!!!

  89. T.... N....

    I don't know who i are either

    T.... N....

    You didn't go to elementary school?

    T.... N....

    😂😂😂

  90. A.... Z....

    This may be the best thing Ylvis has ever done. I fucking love you guys!

    A.... Z....

    AGREED

    PURE, EPIC AF, UNADULTERATED SLAM ON CURRENT 'FUCKERY' OF POP CULTURE & CELEBRITY DETACHED & MANIC EXISTANCE.... BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA- DON'T get me wrong peeps- I typically LOVE Pop Culture as a whole, I am text book definition of a true 'fangirling/ borderline obsessive type personality' BUT SHIIIIITTTTTT........ WTF is SOOO wrong with such a LARGE majority of our worlds idols, celebrities, musicians- etc?!?!?!?!?!?! I swear their brains sometimes fire in such an opposite direction than I ever even imagined- and I LIVE to try n not be shocked by a person's CRAZY ASS ACTIONS n LIFESTYLE choices or PUBLICITY Blowups n Stunts... LADY GAGA is one of my All-Time Favorite Stars. She is truly a Precious Soul that is a total rarity.... ANYWAYS- sry to have gotten so off track, but regardless It's TOO DAMNED GENIUS, TRULY HILARIOUS CUT AT THE NEVER FAILING DUMBASSERY WE SEE Day in Day Out from the bigger named folks that are at the seams of tons of our daily world views. And typically humanity aspires & dreams of being like our idols/ stars... When we all VERY OBVIOUSLY should be taking notes of all the over-the-top reactions & somewhat Insane Actions celebrities of ALL KINDS seemingly strive to always make... AND then making a logical n beneficial choice to attempt to steer in opposite direction- (example: Seeking Mental Guidance and Counseling to address behavioral n mental fumbles that arise, Strive to become more spiritual and modest in a LOT OF OUR GENERAL way we tend to model our 'moral' & social foundations as members of the human race n itjust seems so back-ass-ward to me in general. *BLAH DA BLAH DA BLAH BLAH BLAH...*

    A.... Z....

    SO Sorry.... I wasn't trying to be absurd and screaming All-Caps 90% of what I was trying to say- It just can be so frustrating sometimes to see such a large portion of the answer to the math equation that is DESPERATELY NEEDED right now in our world, IT'S SO BEYOND OBVIOUS stuff is so SOOO getting majorly outta balance n control in all areas of our round Terran ball we exist n call our ONLY HOME... But DUHHHH *FacePalms* go figure that we have caused a BUNCH of the issues that snowballed to begin with... FRACKING, EXPLORATORY DRILLING thru our precious boundary Teutonic plates that literally are the whole basis n foundation that is the planets fabric. I'm NOT AGAINST GAS, OIL, or other Fuels- but damnit- REALLY?!?!?!?! most of these actual 'geologists scientists & etc' are HIGHLY EDUCATED people. I haven't even graduated H.S. technically- but I SWEAR my un-borne child in utero can surely make most of these COMMON SENSE DEDUCTIONS n ccome to the conclusion most of this crap cannot be smart, all our ancestors survived Off the Grid n later on, with very limited amounts of enerrgy, why can't we make that simple u-turn and @least attempt to backtrack n right some of the unsettling wrongs we've caused that have been ignored and are in many cases- @ VERY LEAST POTENTIALLY SOMEWHAT MANAGEABLE to some ex
    tent?!?!?!

    A.... Z....

    you know i totally agree with you.

  91. 1.... 1....

    Привет ребята подпишитесь на мой канал если Вам понравится

  92. s.... ....

    I'm waiting for you guys to participate at the ESC :D

    s.... ....

    sunnyfication YLVIS FOR EUROVISION2018

    s.... ....

    They would deserve it, considering that only their "what does the fox say" video was watched by 150 times more people than the total population of Norway :)

  93. G.... R....

    Amazing!!

  94. M.... D....

    It's amazing how talented they are. Keep in that way. You are the best artists.
    Greetings from Argentina 🇦🇷 🇦🇷 🇦🇷