Ylvis - I Will Never Be A Star Lyrics






They're amazing, don't you think?
So incredibly talented
So many hits on YouTube
So many things to live up to

They're amazing, don't you think?
My two older brothers
They've had a wonderful career
But I was never asked to join them

Oh God, how can it be?
Those assholes did not ask me?

I will never be a star
I will never ever do a concert
Never perform with an audience
I'll never stand alone on stage
I wouldn't have the nerve to do it
Guess I would fuck it up anyway
I will never be a star

I have some tricks up my sleeve
How I wish that I can show them
I spin a pen around my thumb
And then I grab it with my index

I want to show it
But I know I can't
Cause the live audience
Gives me nerves here I stand
I tremble, I sweat
Shivers run down my spine
As I stretch out my arm and prepare

That's why I'll never be a star
I wouldn't know how to move my body
I would be stiff as a traffic light
I will never be a star
I wouldn't know how to top the chorus
With lots of smoke going everywhere

Ok, listen up everyone!
I know you enjoyed my pen trick
And it's real easy, you can learn it too
Just go to YouTube and search for "pen trick"
That's what I did!

I will never be a star
You better believe it
Cause I mean it
I will never be
I will never be a star





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  1. D.... E....

    I still relate to this song ahhahah <3

  2. N.... H....

    i told my mom that i have depression.
    MY DEPRESSION:

  3. i.... ....

    Kuka Suomesta?

  4. N.... K....

    2:56 I'm dying 😂😂😂

  5. S.... C....

    I liked this song, to 🙂 make me happy

  6. y.... ....

    Best song ever still in 2020

  7. M.... ....

    He looks like a chubby Lukas Graham.

  8. e.... ....

    Lik om du ser denne videoen 2019

  9. T.... ....

    Lose a bit of weight and their little brother would be a massive star if he wanted to be!

  10. J.... J....

    NUNCA SERÉ UNA ESTRELLA, TEMASO...DE LA VIDA

  11. �.... ....

    Can this be on Spotify plz🙏🙏🙏 love from Taiwan BTW😘this song still makes me want to sing out loud and do those dance move while walking.

  12. S.... C....

    Pressure I Will Never Be A Star and Alemeonr

  13. A.... ....

    serious Lewis Capaldi energy

  14. E.... R....

    um, is he single? I totally would be part of this family in about 2 seconds. All of them can sing to me all the time

  15. T.... m....

    Ok good how do you do that pen trick your incredibly good

  16. E.... ....

    Ok he's high-key cute tho. Kind of my type. Fuck I'm gay.

  17. J.... R....

    anyone else think he should sing on the songfestival

  18. H.... A....

    This song describe me

  19. I.... L....

    who else immediately searched "pen trick"?

    I.... L....

    ps. His voice is 👌

  20. b.... ....

    imagine the time he was introduced.
    "Guys we gonna let our brother sing
    *brother sings
    *audience: holy shitballs he can sing!

  21. S.... H....

    Bjarte has audience on youtube. 6.5 million views

  22. t.... ....

    Hmmm, yes the Norway is made of Norway here

  23. H.... V....

    may i say something? i just wanted to watch the whole conversation of the ylvis brothers. I mean, imagine the older brothers sayin "oh dude we sorry but you were just a baby and when u grew up a little we didnt know how the public would react to the new Ylvis, so we just let you be amazing ina kinda matchbox" SORRY. i love the 3 ylvis!!!1!1 is there someotherbrother else? ****the time is come to show the truth**** brazilian affection >>>>

  24. D.... L....

    0:55 they are soooo cute😍

  25. M.... B....

    And later he changed his name to «Lukas Graham»

  26. J.... T....

    Peter Sarsgaard when his father ripped away that K.

    J.... T....

    Jack Taylor Your future girlfriend's name will be Scarlette.

  27. F.... L....

    I miss this song

  28. J.... ....

    Those moves are SICK!

  29. J.... ....

    Such an underrated song

  30. Z.... B....

    Still want this on spotify

    Z.... B....

    YouTube Premium/music is the answer 😇

  31. T.... L....

    the song is dope, dude

  32. g.... ....

    Is that Lukas Graham???

  33. j.... ....

    So sad..

  34. M.... ....

    The "I wouldn't know how to move my BAAAAAAAAAAAADY" is the best part for me

    M.... ....

    Jak Colt Your future girlfriend's name will be Scarlette.

  35. J.... B....

    This whole family is fucking hilarious!!! Please tour in Phoenix!!!

  36. W.... S....

    Så søt han er🥰

  37. J.... B....

    Such is life

  38. J.... B....

    Anyways

  39. A.... M....

    Probably the best song!

  40. G.... B....

    you suck your right Mr atou toon

  41. M.... ....

    He reminds me of a chubby Lukas Graham

  42. M.... ....

    2:44 doing "the lawnmover" never gets old.

  43. S.... ....

    is this guy lukas gram?

  44. M.... M....

    Love the early 90s blazer he stands on

  45. c.... ....

    For someone who'll never be a star he can sing pretty damn good. If I wasn't married I'd show him a few pen tricks of my own.

  46. S.... C....

    It's Ylvis Pete sake whocares about have an brother

  47. T.... V....

    I don't think its so smart either. You're gonna be in constant pain while burning a lot!

    T.... V....

    Thomas Valen Your future wife's name will be Hannah and together you will have twin girls called Olivia and Poppy.

  48. L.... E....

    Cmon stop playing wow let sing another song!

  49. S.... D....

    You will be always bl in my heart! You are soooooo amazing and star! Shine for me fat man)

  50. J.... B....

    I. LOVE. HIM!

    J.... B....

    Jessica B Your future boyfriend's name will be Humongosaur.

  51. a.... ....

    I want to find someone who doesn't speak English and convince them that Ylvis is a band with serious lyrics

    a.... ....

    You can just have them watch their Norwegian songs without captions lol

  52. M.... M....

    Can i please a instrumental version :)

  53. K.... M....

    Du kommer til å gjøre det stort. Du har mye bedre sangstemme enn dine brødre 😀

  54. H.... W....

    I like listening to this when my "Impostor Syndrome" kicks in... at least it makes the feeling fun!

  55. Q.... A....

    You're hot!

  56. S.... J....

    Mate, you could 100% be a star ⭐⭐⭐

  57. J.... N....

    You may never be a star but you have 6.3 million views

  58. S.... M....

    For a short tubby fella he can fking move

  59. C.... S....

    Dont worry Lucas Graham

  60. S.... C....

    I will never be a star ooh ah ah oh

  61. D.... B....

    So cool

  62. B.... C....

    And now everywhone is writing 'pen trick' on youtube

  63. B.... R....

    Why they all sing so fucking great? Xd

  64. B.... R....

    Is this Lucas Graham?

  65. N.... G....

    Cruel brothers

  66. D.... B....

    Such a Eurovision song. Would easily win

  67. S.... K....

    Had a particularly gloomy day.....Youtube recommendation: Ylvis: I will never be a star.....Thank you, Youtube....think this is as apology for the day when it recommended "Best Kanye West moments"

  68. h.... m....

    Jeg trodde det var han som lagde ones I was 7 years old

  69. R.... B....

    It's so sad that Bjarte will never be a star like his brothers and will never get six million views on YouTube :-( Life is tough I guess.

    R.... B....

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bday10yHo8c Watch to the end :)

  70. g.... ....

    Saddest song every...

  71. J.... R....

    Who else is trying to spin a pen around their thumb?

  72. S.... M....

    I related too much to this song😭

  73. Y.... M....

    You can be a star if you tried harder

  74. X.... M....

    Yeah you will never be a star with 6 mill views ok ...lmmfao

  75. B.... ....

    Do more songs please, i have this on repeat XD
    How are you such an amazing talented family!

  76. G.... T....

    Wow anyone 2019??

  77. H.... G....

    You are a star to me

  78. A.... L....

    Their parents made them make this

  79. D.... E....

    Still related with this song ahhahaaj

  80. R.... N....

    The voice autotune is good

    R.... N....

    There is a live version on youtube. He actually can sing and sounds pretty good without autotune.

  81. P.... ....

    thats sad.!! ;-)

  82. S.... ....

    We wouldn't want to talk Acchorvis Pleistar

  83. A.... L....

    2019 anyone?

  84. Y.... P....

    I will never be a star...

  85. L.... D....

    My new spirit animal.

  86. S.... S....

    I love this !!

  87. L.... I....

    love this video, just makes me want to pinch his cheeks :D