Ylvis - Alenemor Lyrics
Alle hater meg
Skriver kronikk og prater dritt om meg
Venner forlater meg
Ordene pisker, lager kulehull og krater i meg
Men nå står jeg her alene
Livet har blitt et drama. Prinsen og den feile dama
Se! Nå snakker hun på TV
Innerst inne kjenner du de tankene som alle tenker
Når de ser deg gå på gata med en prins i hånda
Og gamle pensjonister spytter gule spytteklyser
Og de treffer meg i panna og det hater jeg
"Hei, jeg kjenner ikke deg"
Fuck! Disse gatene er kalde, ass
Å være kongelig suger balle, ass
Tror du Maud dreiv å røyka masse crack, eller?
Tror du Olav satt på trikken og var skækk, eller?
Tror du Sonja hadde sex før hun var gift, eller?
Er du dum, eller? Er du dum, eller?
Ikke faen om du gifter deg med prinsen vår
Ikke faen om du flytter inn på Skaugum gård
Ikke faen du tar med deg denne kid'en din
Den lille taper'n er jo faen ikke Haakon sin
Vi liker ikke gutter som er født fra før
Og vi liker ikke jenter som er født i sør
A-a-a-alenemor
A-a-a-alenemor
Vi liker innavl, vi liker kongehus
Vi liker seiling, vi liker Solo-brus
A-a-a-alenemor
A-a-a-alenemor
Du ække god nok, du ække verdig
Du ække bra nok, du er forferdelig
A-a-a-alenemor
A-a-a-alenemor
De liker ikke gutter som er født fra før
Og de liker ikke jenter som er født i sør
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Ylvis Alenemor Comments
Brilliant 👍
På ylvis
1:48 why does it sounds so funny
Guys you're seriously talented. Your random flow of crazy creativity is so amazing and refreshing.
I have no idea
I bet this is awesome! wow
OK, so Alenemor means - Single mom, but this song MUST have subtitles, it's AWESOME... this is what I managed up until now....
everyone hates me
Writes chronicle and talks shit about me
Friends are leaving me
The words whip, make bullet holes and craters in me
Didn't ask for the neon scene
But now I stand here alone
Life has become a drama
The prince and the wrong lady
See! Now she is talking on TV
deep down you know the thoughts that everyone thinks
I have uploaded a version with subs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOH9TZ6_1eA
En kjempe stor 'Like'!!!!
I translated the lyrics for you English speaking folks
0:12
Everybody hates me
Writing chronicles and talking shit about me
Friends leave me
The words whip, make bullet holes and craters in me
0:22
Didn't ask for any scene
But now I stand here alone
Life has become a drama. The Prince and the wrong lady
See! Now she is talking on TV
0:31
Deep inside, you feel the thoughts everyone's thinking
When they see you on the street with a prince in hand
And old retirees spit yellow saliva (As accurate as possible translated)
And they hit me in the forehead, and I hate that
0:41
Hi, I don't know you
But you're just throwing shit at me and laughing at me
Fuck! These streets are cold, ass
Being royal sucks balls, ass
(Ass is not actually a butt, but a Norwegian word used as a kind of "For real")
1:28
Do you think Maud used to smoke a lot of crack, or what?
Do you think Olav was sitting high on the streetcar, or what ?
Do you think Sonja had premarital sex, or what?
Are you stupid? Are you stupid?
1:38
Not a chance you're gonna marry our prince
Not a chance you're gonna move in to Skaugum farm
Not a chance you can bring this little kid of your's
The little loser isn't Haakon's child
1:47
We don't like boys that are born from before
And we don't like girls born in the south
Si-si-si-single mom
Si-si-si-single mom
1:57
We like inbreeding, we like royal houses
We like sailing, we like Solo-soda (Norwegian orange-soda)
Si-si-si-single mom
Si-si-si-single mom
2:06
You're not good enough, you're worthy
You aren't good enough, you're terrible
Si-si-si-single mom
Si-si-si-single mom
2:16
They don't like boys that are born from before
And they don't like girls born in the south
And by the way:
Æ - Pronounced like the first "E" in "Everyone" / The "A" in "Fan"
Ø - A letter pronounced like the "U" in "Uhh"/"Fun
Å - Like the "O" in "Forest" / The "A" in "All"
I really need subtitles:(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOH9TZ6_1eA <--- Reuploaded with english subtitles for those interested. :)
Brilliant
English subs please!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOH9TZ6_1eA
Wow I love it this is masterpiece
ingen som reagerer på refrenget høres ut som sigrid?!
Høres ut som Strangers!
Press conference, Mette-Marit... Press conference...
this song is so fucking good it is seriously one of my favorites! Extremely well produced.
I love it! These are all so good. I wish TV Norge had a place for us to watch all of them in one place! And with the subtitles they are easier to understand!
I think this song and their other song "Caviar"(aka "What will I say") are particularily interesting, simply because they are the only two Ylvis songs i know about that actually has a very serious undertone to them and are not straight up comedy.
Now I'm not sure if there's restrictions for viewers outside Norway, there could be - anyways TV Norge has released the "stories from Norway" episodes on D-play (without needing to be a member of the site): https://www.dplay.no/programmer/stories-from-norway Also it's possible to find them on facebook. They are not subbed though- . ^_^
TV Norge has its own Youtube channel:
https://www.youtube.com/user/tvnorge/search?query=stories
Omg English subs pleeeaaaaaaseeeee
Just found another part of this episode in which she explains to the king and queen she has done drugs and stuff, its called castle on the hill
The song is about all the hate Matte-Marit recived when she was about to marry the prince. The people meant that she wasn’t good enough for Haakon because she had a shady past, with partying and drugs, and a that she was a single mom with a son and stuff. And all of this would probably be a shame to the royal family and stuff. And Ylvis are kinda making fun of all the people hating on her, because their just so damn jugdemental without knowing her at all. But love always win, and the people love her now ❤️
And their also making fun of a music type that is really popular in norway right now! Artists here make songs like this seriously, and then ylvis comes and make it for fun and makes it better than them 😂
Go to Duolingo to learn Norwegian, it totally works. That's what I diiiiiiiiiiiid! ;-)
The Australian TV English subtitles:
MM: Everybody hates me
Writing feature articles and talking sh*t
Friends abandon me
The words create bullet holes and craters in me
I didn’t ask for a stage
But I’m standing here all by myself
Life is such a mess
The prince and the wrong princess
Look! Now she’s on TV
You know what they’re thinking when they see you holding hands with a prince
And senior citizens spit yellow clots of spit and they hit me in the forehead and I hate it
Hi, I don’t know you
Yet you talk behind by back
F*ck. The streets are cold in the summer
Being royal is a bummer
Priest: Did Queen Maud smoke a bunch of crack?
Man with gun: Did King Olav take the tram while he was whack?
Woman with glasses: Did Queen Sonja have sex outside of wedlock?
Woman with baby: Are you stupid or something? Are you stupid?
Woman with glasses: Hell no, you’re not marrying our prince
Hell no, you’re not moving to the royal estate
Woman with baby: Hell no, you’re not bringing that kid along
Both women: That little loser isn’t even Haakon’s son
Men in wigs: We do not like boys who are born from before
We do not like girls from Norway’s south shore
Man with gun / Woman with glasses: You will never become a Queen!
Men in wigs: We like inbreeding, we like royalty
We like sailing, we like Norwegian soda
Woman with baby: You’re not even from Oslo!
All: You’re not good enough, you’re not worthy
You’re not nice enough, you’re just dirty
Man with gun: There’s no room for by-blows in the castle!
MM: They do not like boys who are born from before
And they do not like girls from Norway’s south shore
oh btw, which program do you use?
joke de clercq a few different programs
can I have the name of the one you used for this one?
o clip de remear da historia da noruega do ylvys não é este passante no yutubi porque