Ylvis - Alenemor Lyrics






Alle hater meg
Skriver kronikk og prater dritt om meg
Venner forlater meg
Ordene pisker, lager kulehull og krater i meg

Har ikke bedt om noe scene
Men nå står jeg her alene
Livet har blitt et drama. Prinsen og den feile dama
Se! Nå snakker hun på TV

Innerst inne kjenner du de tankene som alle tenker
Når de ser deg gå på gata med en prins i hånda
Og gamle pensjonister spytter gule spytteklyser
Og de treffer meg i panna og det hater jeg

"Hei, jeg kjenner ikke deg"
Men du slenger bare masse dritt og ler av meg
Fuck! Disse gatene er kalde, ass
Å være kongelig suger balle, ass

Tror du Maud dreiv å røyka masse crack, eller?
Tror du Olav satt på trikken og var skækk, eller?
Tror du Sonja hadde sex før hun var gift, eller?
Er du dum, eller? Er du dum, eller?

Ikke faen om du gifter deg med prinsen vår
Ikke faen om du flytter inn på Skaugum gård
Ikke faen du tar med deg denne kid'en din
Den lille taper'n er jo faen ikke Haakon sin

Vi liker ikke gutter som er født fra før
Og vi liker ikke jenter som er født i sør
A-a-a-alenemor
A-a-a-alenemor

Vi liker innavl, vi liker kongehus
Vi liker seiling, vi liker Solo-brus
A-a-a-alenemor
A-a-a-alenemor

Du ække god nok, du ække verdig
Du ække bra nok, du er forferdelig
A-a-a-alenemor
A-a-a-alenemor

De liker ikke gutter som er født fra før
Og de liker ikke jenter som er født i sør





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  1. S.... C....

    Brilliant 👍

  2. C.... N....

    På ylvis

  3. D.... L....

    1:48 why does it sounds so funny

  4. S.... B....

    Guys you're seriously talented. Your random flow of crazy creativity is so amazing and refreshing.

  5. M.... M....

    I have no idea

  6. M.... Y....

    I bet this is awesome! wow

  7. T.... ....

    OK, so Alenemor means - Single mom, but this song MUST have subtitles, it's AWESOME... this is what I managed up until now....

    everyone hates me
    Writes chronicle and talks shit about me
    Friends are leaving me
    The words whip, make bullet holes and craters in me
    Didn't ask for the neon scene
    But now I stand here alone
    Life has become a drama
    The prince and the wrong lady
    See! Now she is talking on TV
    deep down you know the thoughts that everyone thinks

    T.... ....

    I have uploaded a version with subs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOH9TZ6_1eA

  8. A.... R....

    En kjempe stor 'Like'!!!!

  9. s.... ....

    I translated the lyrics for you English speaking folks

    0:12
    Everybody hates me
    Writing chronicles and talking shit about me
    Friends leave me
    The words whip, make bullet holes and craters in me

    0:22
    Didn't ask for any scene
    But now I stand here alone
    Life has become a drama. The Prince and the wrong lady
    See! Now she is talking on TV

    0:31
    Deep inside, you feel the thoughts everyone's thinking
    When they see you on the street with a prince in hand
    And old retirees spit yellow saliva (As accurate as possible translated)
    And they hit me in the forehead, and I hate that

    0:41
    Hi, I don't know you
    But you're just throwing shit at me and laughing at me
    Fuck! These streets are cold, ass
    Being royal sucks balls, ass

    (Ass is not actually a butt, but a Norwegian word used as a kind of "For real")

    1:28
    Do you think Maud used to smoke a lot of crack, or what?
    Do you think Olav was sitting high on the streetcar, or what ?
    Do you think Sonja had premarital sex, or what?
    Are you stupid? Are you stupid?

    1:38
    Not a chance you're gonna marry our prince
    Not a chance you're gonna move in to Skaugum farm
    Not a chance you can bring this little kid of your's
    The little loser isn't Haakon's child

    1:47
    We don't like boys that are born from before
    And we don't like girls born in the south
    Si-si-si-single mom
    Si-si-si-single mom

    1:57
    We like inbreeding, we like royal houses
    We like sailing, we like Solo-soda (Norwegian orange-soda)
    Si-si-si-single mom
    Si-si-si-single mom

    2:06
    You're not good enough, you're worthy
    You aren't good enough, you're terrible
    Si-si-si-single mom
    Si-si-si-single mom

    2:16
    They don't like boys that are born from before
    And they don't like girls born in the south

    And by the way:
    Æ - Pronounced like the first "E" in "Everyone" / The "A" in "Fan"
    Ø - A letter pronounced like the "U" in "Uhh"/"Fun
    Å - Like the "O" in "Forest" / The "A" in "All"

  10. V.... N....

    I really need subtitles:(

  11. Y.... I....

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOH9TZ6_1eA <--- Reuploaded with english subtitles for those interested. :)

  12. J.... w....

    Brilliant

  13. K.... J....

    English subs please!!!

    K.... J....

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOH9TZ6_1eA

  14. x.... z....

    Wow I love it this is masterpiece

  15. K.... K....

    ingen som reagerer på refrenget høres ut som sigrid?!

    K.... K....

    Høres ut som Strangers!

  16. A.... S....

    Press conference, Mette-Marit... Press conference...

  17. J.... L....

    this song is so fucking good it is seriously one of my favorites! Extremely well produced.

  18. T.... ....

    I love it! These are all so good. I wish TV Norge had a place for us to watch all of them in one place! And with the subtitles they are easier to understand!

    T.... ....

    I think this song and their other song "Caviar"(aka "What will I say") are particularily interesting, simply because they are the only two Ylvis songs i know about that actually has a very serious undertone to them and are not straight up comedy.

    T.... ....

    Now I'm not sure if there's restrictions for viewers outside Norway, there could be - anyways TV Norge has released the "stories from Norway" episodes on D-play (without needing to be a member of the site): https://www.dplay.no/programmer/stories-from-norway Also it's possible to find them on facebook. They are not subbed though- . ^_^

    T.... ....

    TV Norge has its own Youtube channel:
    https://www.youtube.com/user/tvnorge/search?query=stories

  19. b.... ....

    Omg English subs pleeeaaaaaaseeeee

    b.... ....

    Just found another part of this episode in which she explains to the king and queen she has done drugs and stuff, its called castle on the hill

    b.... ....

    The song is about all the hate Matte-Marit recived when she was about to marry the prince. The people meant that she wasn’t good enough for Haakon because she had a shady past, with partying and drugs, and a that she was a single mom with a son and stuff. And all of this would probably be a shame to the royal family and stuff. And Ylvis are kinda making fun of all the people hating on her, because their just so damn jugdemental without knowing her at all. But love always win, and the people love her now ❤️

    b.... ....

    And their also making fun of a music type that is really popular in norway right now! Artists here make songs like this seriously, and then ylvis comes and make it for fun and makes it better than them 😂

    b.... ....

    Go to Duolingo to learn Norwegian, it totally works. That's what I diiiiiiiiiiiid! ;-)

    b.... ....

    The Australian TV English subtitles:

    MM: Everybody hates me
    Writing feature articles and talking sh*t
    Friends abandon me
    The words create bullet holes and craters in me

    I didn’t ask for a stage
    But I’m standing here all by myself
    Life is such a mess
    The prince and the wrong princess

    Look! Now she’s on TV
    You know what they’re thinking when they see you holding hands with a prince
    And senior citizens spit yellow clots of spit and they hit me in the forehead and I hate it

    Hi, I don’t know you
    Yet you talk behind by back
    F*ck. The streets are cold in the summer
    Being royal is a bummer

    Priest: Did Queen Maud smoke a bunch of crack?
    Man with gun: Did King Olav take the tram while he was whack?
    Woman with glasses: Did Queen Sonja have sex outside of wedlock?
    Woman with baby: Are you stupid or something? Are you stupid?
    Woman with glasses: Hell no, you’re not marrying our prince
    Hell no, you’re not moving to the royal estate
    Woman with baby: Hell no, you’re not bringing that kid along
    Both women: That little loser isn’t even Haakon’s son

    Men in wigs: We do not like boys who are born from before
    We do not like girls from Norway’s south shore
    Man with gun / Woman with glasses: You will never become a Queen!
    Men in wigs: We like inbreeding, we like royalty
    We like sailing, we like Norwegian soda
    Woman with baby: You’re not even from Oslo!

    All: You’re not good enough, you’re not worthy
    You’re not nice enough, you’re just dirty
    Man with gun: There’s no room for by-blows in the castle!

    MM: They do not like boys who are born from before
    And they do not like girls from Norway’s south shore

  20. j.... d....

    oh btw, which program do you use?

    j.... d....

    joke de clercq a few different programs

    j.... d....

    can I have the name of the one you used for this one?

  21. s.... d....

    o clip de remear da historia da noruega do ylvys não é este passante no yutubi porque