Yankovic, Weird Al - You Don't Love Me Anymore Lyrics






We've been together for so very long
But now things are changing, oh I wonder what's wrong?
Seems you don't want me around
The passion is gone and the flame's died down

I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem
That time that you made it with the whole hockey team
You used to think I was nice
Now you tell all your friends that I'm the Antichrist

Oh, why did you disconnect the brakes in my car?
That kind of thing is hard to ignore
Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore

I knew that we were having problems when
You put those piranhas in my bathtub again
You're still the light of my life
Oh darling, I'm beggin', won't you put down that knife?

You know, I even think it's kinda cute the way
You poison my coffee just a little each day
I still remember the way that you laughed
When you pushed me down that elevator shaft

Oh, if you don't mind me asking, what's this poisonous cobra
Doing in my underwear drawer?
Sometime I get to thinking you don't love me any more

You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill
Now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will
You set my house on fire
You pulled out my chest hairs with an old pair of pliers

Oh, you think that I'm ugly and you say that I'm cheap
You shaved off my eyebrows while I was asleep
You drilled a hole in my head
Then you dumped me in a drainage ditch and left me for dead

Oh, you know this really isn't like you at all
You never acted this way before
Honey, something tells me you don't love me any more, oh no no
Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore

[approximately 10 minutes and 2 seconds of silence]

[some loud and spontaneous noises]





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  1. D.... ....

    The old cobra in the underwear drawer trick 😄

  2. K.... F....

    After all of that he finally realized that she did not love him

  3. J.... K....

    weirgen

  4. E.... H....

    Awesome

  5. Q.... C....

    I seriously hate when I get piranhas in my bath!

  6. C.... G....

    Are you European?
    I think i spelt that wrong ;-;


    I'm Croatian :3

  7. T.... C....

    this song hits home

  8. T.... ....

    Always brings a tear to my eye..so moving.

  9. M.... F....

    Randomly decided to listen to this today for the first time since I was like 7. Damn that hockey team line went way over my head back then, but damn haha.

  10. j.... ....

    Oh Weird Al, I'll Oil Wells Love You!

  11. T.... ....

    ….and they say that; I'm passive aggressive by nature.

  12. m.... 2....

    Although this is to Extreme's "Hole hearted", it's not like the song itself.

  13. M.... Z....

    PLEASE PUT THE SUBTITLE !!! The people that don't know english, need to understand this

  14. R.... D....

    "Gerbil World Magazine"
    LOL

  15. J.... H....

    i love that ppl thought it was a more than words parody, then realized it wasnt, but yet, they got nuno bettencourt to be in the video.

  16. T.... G....

    Al without a mustache: Looks like that one guy who's still friends with his elementary school teachers.

    Al with a mustache and glasses: Napolean Dynamite.

    T.... G....

    That Guy Again with the mustache and glasses he’s the elementary school teacher that the guy is still friends with...

  17. T.... J....

    Maybe he is the anti christ and thats why she keeps trying to kill him but he wont die like a horror movie

  18. S.... S....

    Nice song

  19. C.... ....

    What a talent, all his parodies are so well done

  20. C.... 7....

    Gerbil World... LOL

  21. F.... J....

    Robert Goulet: Hello. You the guy from the rock band?
    Weird Al: I'm from "a" band.
    Robert Goulet: Good enough. Let's go.

  22. L.... H....

    She needs to put down the knife the same way Al put down that guitar at 1:38.

  23. A.... ....

    2:38 is comedy gold

  24. J.... Z....

    Interesting fact: though the song itself is a "Weird Al" Yankovic original (it's not a parody of another song), the VIDEO *is* a parody of the video for "More Than Words" by Extreme.

  25. d.... ....

    According to Wikipedia this is supposed to be a parody of Extreme's More Than Words but this doesn't sound the same as that song. Couldn't he get permission to use the same music?

    d.... ....

    daro2096 - It’s almost a direct copy of their video, but the song is an original tune done in the style of James Taylor. So it’s both a style parody and a video parody.

  26. i.... f....

    gets ready to play a guitar... NOPE! rofl.

  27. -.... B....

    I didn't think about it until just recently. But Weird Al needs to make a movie. (It would probably be considered a Romantic Comedy.) And each scene would have to do with one of his "love" songs.

    Wanna B Ur Lovr (probably for a scene where he's dating the girl)
    Good Enough For Now (wedding scene)
    I Was Only Kidding (honeymoon scene)
    You Don't Love Me Anymore (???)
    One More Minute (breakup scene)
    Since You've Been Gone (???)

    I'm pretty sure you can also fit in Melanie. (and probably You Make Me) But I don't know how,

  28. J.... B....

    For every song he parodies, he does an original. This is one of those. My favorite is When I Was Your Age!

  29. W.... A....

    THOSE PEOPLE WHO DISLIKED THIS VIDEO MUST NOT LIKE A GOOD SONG

  30. s.... ....

    Robert Goulet on piano? Lol.

  31. R.... M....

    Is that Robert Goulet on the piano??

  32. T.... D....

    Does anyone know who the piano player is? I recognize him i knkw he's an actor comedian and piano player i haven't seen him prolly in about 20 sonething years.... Who is he?

  33. T.... L....

    I remember this video when I seen Robert Goulet playing piano. I sure miss him too. He had a sense of humor. RIP (November 26, 1933 – October 30, 2007)

  34. f.... ....

    He who is tired of Weird Al is tired of life.

  35. B.... ....

    I love this because my Mom loved this. She likes sweet love songs, and seeing the stereotypical ballad upended in this way had us cracking up. I know Weird Al has retired, but please PLEASE just one more album, dude... You could save the world!

  36. C.... C....

    Al has such a nice voice, this song is very good even if the lyrics are funny it does sound like a love song.

  37. S.... ....

    This is not a song. It's a documentary about love.

  38. K.... ....

    AAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAH! AAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAAUHHH!

  39. S.... B....

    More then Words nice! 😂😂😂😂😂

  40. S.... N....

    i would make a yandere joke but i can't type since she cut off my fingers

  41. E.... R....

    😂😂😂

  42. D.... ....

    I really loved the song, especially the harmony. The range is a low tenor, which is my range, so I would wear headphones and play it very loud and record myself singing, then listen to my _a capella_ performance. I discovered I am very tone deaf.

  43. T.... /....

    Without Weird Al, my life will be ruined and breaking into piece's!

  44. m.... f....

    How does any of the other cast or crew not crack doing this!? A thousand takes to get the parts where no one is doubled-up in laughing spasms.

  45. C.... A....

    In the concert "Strings Attached" he played this song, Amazing how he smashed that guitar so easily.

  46. B.... ....

    So it took me forever to figure out what this was goofing on but it's more than words by extreme right?

  47. G.... B....

    I first heard this sitting round a campfire many years ago. Oh gawd, I can still see everyone collapsing in uncontrollable laughter. Brilliant!

  48. T.... M....

    Favorite. Who's still here? 2019

    T.... M....

    I came right after "One More Minute," even though I was looking for "You're Pitiful."

    T.... M....

    After a breakup anyone?

  49. M.... M....

    Yknow al I think your funny feeling is right it may be a hunch but I agree with you

  50. c.... ....

    venomous

  51. T.... a....

    I listen to this song when I’m crying.

  52. N.... i....

    And they say the greatest love song doesn't exist.

  53. N.... ....

    😂😂😂 Love it,, just saw you in concert again. Best concert ver! Made laugh and even got to mee you! Great show!❤️👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽

  54. P.... ....

    One of his best songs. Period. Right up there with Eat It and Smells like Nirvana.

  55. P.... T....

    Why is "More Than Words" not one of the related suggested videos? Al Yankovic is a beautiful hearted genius.

  56. S.... ....

    These only really work if you know the original, I haven't got a clue what that is.

  57. b.... ....

    You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill... Now, my scars are all healing but my heart never will... Genius. Pure genius.

  58. F.... B....

    Weird Al Yankovic rules.

  59. A.... A....

    I remember playing this for my niece and she was swaying and dancing like it was a romantic song. I stopped her for a minute and told her to really listen to the words. She started laughing so hard.

  60. L.... L....

    The original Napoleon Dynamite, grown up

  61. L.... L....

    The original Napoleon Dynamite, grown up

  62. t.... b....

    My cool teacher made my class listen to this on the valentines day. xD

  63. S.... D....

    10 minutes after this song, it goes nuts with loud noises & bruises

  64. A.... J....

    After a break up

  65. P.... B....

    The Asperger's break up song.

  66. D.... D....

    I feel so sorry for Robert Goulet (the piano player) when he gets the arrow to the eye.

  67. A.... T....

    Oh Al, don't worry, I will always love you. 💟

  68. s.... ....

    Wow, he parodied the "More Than Words" music video with his own song....

  69. J.... C....

    I'm the Antichrist

  70. E.... S....

    The guitarist looks like Jimmy Fallon when he did "More than Words" with Jack Black...LOL!

  71. n.... m....

    Another interesting theory. My father thinks that they get the guitars that he smashes from yard sales

  72. n.... m....

    Just curious. What made Weird Al decide, "When I perform this song live, after it I'mma smash an acoustic guitar while sporting a long face." And I hope that these guitars aren't too expensive. Because smashing a $1000 guitar = a lot of money down the drain. Well, at least he doesn't smash Jim's guitar while playing live because I bet the acoustic guitar Jim West plays at concerts probably cost a fortune.

    n.... m....

    Weird Al stated that most guitars he breaks are indeed cheap ones, but the one in this particular video was costly, which is why he had to hit it so many times, because expensive ones are really tough to break.

    n.... m....

    Makes sense. Also at least the guitars he smashes don't have jacks so they can plug into an amplifier. I feel happy that you replied to one of the comments I made, Kondoriono because I thought nobody would. I've been to three Weird Al concerts now and in the two times he play You Don't Love Me Anymore in one (strings attached) He smashed a guitar. Glad he didn't during his vanity tour that I saw last year. I guess guitar smashing after this certain song is a shtick of his.

  73. l.... ....

    the end says it all.

  74. M.... S....

    Just looked through the comments, amazed no one has mentioned the guy with the pig at 2:10 is then eating ham at 3:10!!

  75. D.... ....

    Never fails to make me laugh!, Love you Al! Come to Newfoundland!

  76. K.... M....

    Kimo with long hair...

  77. E.... i....

    well if it wasn't clear the fact that i haven't even tried is my way of loving

    why don't you worry about someone else's prayers - i think enough of yours have been answered

    stuck up nosey ice queen

    my jo doesn't exist

    i have no reason to meet your inner child, you've never behaved like an adult

    to punctuate this - when i move it's because i got over the hump called you, and i never regret a decision that I've actively made

    never look back

    (sooo no, ! won't be stalking you, or talking fool the second i don't know the flow wouldn't roll you control you split you in half and fucked like mowed you, bomb blowed you set us up the sweet success then had two tits to get off my neck if I'm wrong feel free to correct but interject this reflect shunned like here's three read between the legs and never find my hung fuck you queen bitch never gonna get rung this tongue machine gun won't stung you strung up like funk dew you get the fuckin picture yet...)

  78. M.... M....

    Is the pianist inspired to the nacked gun 2 nordberg's boat scene?

  79. M.... M....

    The yankovic covers are always better than the originals

  80. A.... c....

    Lmao weird al is the best.

  81. E.... C....

    Am i the only one that realizes that wierd als orginals are better than his covers?

  82. I.... I....

    Eye cri evreetim

  83. S.... ....

    Al's voice sounds a bit like James Taylor here

  84. J.... H....

    Wtf happened at the end :/ ??

  85. r.... r....

    When the melody seems sweet and loving but the lyrics is psycho.

  86. C.... ....

    4:11
    Weird Al gets possessed by Eric Andre.

  87. C.... F....

    *when your mincraft girlfriend leaves you*:

  88. B.... B....

    This is a sleeper favorite of Al's videos. I forget about this one, and when I revisit it, I bust a gut laughing every time!

  89. O.... S....

    Just went to a Weird Al concert tonight and this song was played. It was hilarious

    O.... S....

    I went tonight lol!

  90. J.... ....

    How hurt you Weird Al? Who... hurt... you....? T-T

  91. D.... 1....

    Seen him play this live at the strings attached tour in New orleans on June 13th 2019. He smashed the guitar and everything at the end...funny shit man

    D.... 1....

    Don't you think the title "Strings Attached" would be a good title for his next album, if he makes one?

    D.... 1....

    @sha11235 hell yeah

  92. O.... S....

    Is this a parody of More than words by extreme?

    O.... S....

    More than half of Al's songs are his original compositions, this is one of them.
    How come you didn't notice that this is different music? Al's parodies change the words, not the music.

    O.... S....

    Omer Shabbir - Yes and No. The video is a parody of More Than Words, but the song is an original song done in the style of James Taylor. This would be considered a style parody, but again the words and music are original.

  93. J.... M....

    love it how he holds the guitar like he's gonna play and just sets it down

    J.... M....

    Even funnier live 😂