Yankovic, Weird Al - Whatever You Like Lyrics

A lot of references to more of his songs

This is art

this is funny xD

Weird Al is living proof you dont need to be vulgar or mean spirited to be funny. You just need to be creative.

I gotta ask, who is the woman whoose picture he is using? XD

Anyone know who's face was used for the woman in this video? Not sure why, but she looks very familiar to me.

👹💀😈👽🙈🙉🙊

That lady makes Yzma from The Emperor's New Groove look like Kristen Bell.

I know Al thinks this is trashy but it actually sounds pretty good.

Is that Dee from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia? If so, lucky her

Angel's Ass

If she needs liposuction to be 2nd Runner Up Miss Ohio, maybe she should eat less? 🤪

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Why isn't AL Mart a real place?

Anyone notice the UHF reference in the open? Channel 62?

The poster is in the back here 1:45 1:45

Bunch of low class garbage if you ask me. I get MY pants from TJ Maxx.

lol that white castle antinov carpet bombing mini burgers

So... is he saying spent all his money on this girl?

Still claps in 2190

Damn, I'ma gonna need some Borg-9 to clean up all that government cheese...

"White and nerde" is on a cargo box. Huh.

0:23 (top left corner)
I don’t know what store has those coupons but *i’ll take it!*

Hardstop Lucas anyone?
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Hyundai makes some really nice cars these days.

There is so many references

UHF
Albuquerque
White & Nerdy
Alapalooza
Straight Outta Lynwood

Etch a Sketch from All About The Benjamins

It took FOR-EV-ER!! I had to pause every 2 seconds, to read all of the signs! lmao

Is this the lady from true blood?

Question: who is the woman in this video supposed to be? Also, DBZ Al is pretty awesome, lol.

Daaaamn bruh where the time goes .... remember when this first came out I was in elementary

I sure love me a game of СВИНЬЯ

The half price thrift shop jeans is epic😂

Rare Kellyanne Conway sighting

Rucka Rucka Ali = "I CAN DO WHATEVER, I'M WHITE!!!"

There's so many pop culture references in this video, including to Yankovic's albums. There's even a "Dukakis for President" reference.

Idk what I'm watching

Hard stop lucas? Anyone?

I don’t know why there is no comment about it but ''Свинья игривая игра картофеля'' literally translates as Pig playful game of potato.

When are we getting the Weird Al and Rucka Rucka Ali collab we deserve?

good one, but Rucka won that one

I can do whatever I’m white

Thanks for making me feel broke as hell Al. I literally do everything in the song. Was feeling good about myself. On to bigger and better things I guess

Wired Al is nothing but the best

Borg-9 paper towels... lmao

Win a trio to Danny Devito's birth place. Nasty ghetto Neptune, NJ, lol.

his hair looks like Top Ramen XD

A better rhymer than most of the "serious" "artists" out there!

Hey girl, you know, our economy's in the toilet
But I'm still gonna treat you right
I said you can have whatever you like, if you like
I said you can have whatever you like, if you like
Yeah


Tater tots, Cold Duck on ice
And we can clip coupons all night
And baby you can have whatever you like, if you like
I said you can have whatever you like, if you like
Yeah


Take you out for dinner anywhere that you please
Like Burger King or Mickey D's
And baby you can have whatever you like, if you like
I said you can even have the large fries, large fries
Yeah


Baby, you should know I am really quite a sweet guy
When I buy you bathroom tissue, I always get the 2-ply
Want it, you can get it, my dear
I got my Costco membership card right here
Yeah you like Top Ramen? Need Top Ramen?
Got a cupboard full of 'em, I'll keep 'em comin'
You want it, I got it, go get it, just heat it
Dump the flavor packet on it and eat it
Pork and beans and Minute Rice
And we can play cribbage all night
And baby you can have whatever you like, if you like
I said you can have whatever you like, if you like
Yeah


I can take you to the Laundromat downtown
And watch all the clothes go 'round and 'round
And baby we can go wherever you like, if you like
I said we can go wherever you like, if you like
Yeah


Hottest shorty I know, if you had some lipo
You could be second runner-up Miss Ohio
Seven dollar bills rolled up inside my plastic billfold
Buy you a bagel even if it is a day old
And you never ever gotta wear your sister's old clothes
Long as I'm still assistant manager at Kinko's
Cut your hair with scissors and a soup bowl
You ain't gotta pay me, that's the way that I roll
My chick can have what she want
At Wal-Mart she can pick out anything she want
I know girl, you ain't never had a man like that
Who doesn't make you buy generic brand like that
Yeah you like my Hyundai? See my Hyundai?
I can take you to see your cousin Phil next Sunday
But that's kinda far and I'm not made of cash
Do you think you could chip in for gas?
Mac and cheese would be all right
But let's send out for pizza tonight
And you can order any toppings you like, if you like
I said you can even have the last slice, last slice
Yeah


Ran myself a cable from my neighbor next do', do'
Now I can get free HBO
And baby you can watch whatever you like, if you like
I said you can watch whatever you like, if you like
Yeah


And you can always ride the city bus
Got a stack of tokens just for us
Yo, my wallet's fat and full of ones
Yeah, it's all about the Washingtons, that's right
You want White Castle? Need White Castle?
Long as you got me it won't be no hassle
You want it, well get it, just don't be a hater
If I grab a bunch of napkins for later
Thrift store jeans, on sale half price
The underwear at Goodwill is nice
And baby you can have whatever you like, if you like
I said you can have whatever you like, if you like
Yeah


Baby I can give you anything you please
Even share my government cheese
And baby you can have as much as you like, if you like
I said you can go have as much as you like, if you like
Yeah

omg this is funny lol

669 people don't wanna chip in for gas. We honestly don't need you kind of people in the world

I just thought he was being a cheapskate jerk at first, but the music video does this song more justice. Its borderline wholesome actually.

Great song. Great singer. I love Weird Al Yankovic. 😃😃

Legit forgot this was a parody cuz when you're broke, it really be like dat.

I'm impressed by the Hot and Cold Soda Machine.

'Borg-9 The angry towel!" 3:20 That was genus Al! I loved it!!!

the way they move their arms left and right, it spooks me

1:35 "miss communication"

The 'Tinker Al' was a wittle disturbing ;

Wait but they said government cheese 0_0

Also they get the last slice LOL

Darn i would kill for a large fry XD

any one else notice "white and nerdé"? 1:02

*The Etch A Sketch* is a throw back to *All About The Pentiums* 2:07

It's funny cause Halle Berry was Miss Ohio lol

One of the reasons this is the fifth time I’ve watched this is because it’s oddly satisfying. It’s on a type of ASMR level

You know al doesn’t look bad as as a dragon ball character

1:02 a reference to another parody he did called white and nerdy.

Etch a Sketch a reference to All About the Pentiums
Theres a UHF poster in the back too lots of em here

"The Sopranovics" 🤣🤣

and then she leaves you for richie rich 2019

"Get yourself something nice."
"....This is $5!"
"I said SOMETHING NICE, NOT SOMETHING EXPENSIVE!"

Wow they added an Antonov 225 Mirya with more engines all hail slavic

AL...WHY? You are Strait up spoiling her bro... Don't you see? She is using you for pizza toppings and bus tokens... Just trying to look out for you man... After all, you ARE the Manager at Kinko's... Making those Washington's ... I mean...Dahm! You got a Kostco Card for goodness sake... You are Marbling bro

...You can even have the large fries.

Guys I won a visit to Danny Devito's place!!!

Love song for the working man

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Government_cheese


Wow, very entertaining. I didn't know cheese was so important in the US government.

It was a program for farmers so they wouldnt have to throw away so much milk so the government bought it all turned it into cheese and gave it away to the poor. Back in the 80's it was good real cheese, now its just Velveeta crap stuffed full of oils. I remember my grandad would buy a couple of large blocks of it off people and we would make grilled cheese sandwiches out of it and put it on burgers. It was like a 5 pound block of cheese it was pretty good lol.

Being from Ohio I can confirm she would be 2nd place we really have low standards

653 welfare Junkies lost their food stamps. Now they can't have what ever they liked.

"We're not broke, just slightly bent".

this animation makes me unfathomably uncomfortable

This is quite a ways from his 1985 song, This Is The Life.

I refuse to share my government cheese.

1:02 crane said white & nerde

Wierd all and food man...

Thrift store jeans on sale half price, the underwear at good will is nice.... 😂😂😂

Now I know why my parents got divorced

2:10 nice GTA SA reference

0:01 - sign says "Albuquerque, New Mexico" (refrence to Albuquerque)
1:02 - conveyer says "White & Nerde" (refrence to White & Nerdy)
1:04 - box says "Bologna" (refrence to My Bologna)
1:07 - says "Eat It!" on the Uncle Al's box (refrence to Eat It)
1:44 - bagel shop is called "Fat Bagel" (refrence to Fat)
1:55 - Alapalooza album cover
2:49 - Straight Outta Lynwood album cover


These were all of the refrences I could find.

This speaks to me on a spiritual level lmao

Oookey 😄

I find it interesting that, despite the fact that Al doesn't blink in this video, the female still manages to be exponentially more uncanny to look at with her smile and body movements.

Am I the only one who would actually wanna be the girl in this relationship?

My wife owns a Hyundai

2:46 *Curb Your Enthusiasm credits play*

The fact that he didn't even need to change title ...

Goodwill underwear. Hello my life. 😎

Did al just make an anime reference?!?!!?

Judging by this video I can tell Weird Al has been to Ohio lol

Al is such a nice guy. Never let him go

Is that Kelly Ann Conway?