Yankovic, Weird Al - Trapped In The Drive-Thru Lyrics




Seven O'clock in the evening
Watchin somethin' stupid on TV
I'm zoned out on the sofa
When my wife comes in the room and sees me

She says "Is this 'Behind the Music'
With Lynyrd Skynyrd?"
And I say "I don't know
Say, it's gettin' late...what you wanna do for dinner?

She says "I kinda had a big lunch
So I'm not super hungry"
I said "Well you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either
But I could eat"

She said "So what do you have in mind?"
I said "I don't know what about you?"
She said "I don't care, if you're hungry, let's eat"
I said "That's what we're gonna do!"

"But first you gotta tell me
What it is you're hungry for!"
And she says "Let me think...
...What's left in our refrigerator?"

I said "Well, there's tuna, I know"
She said "That went bad a week ago!"
I said "Is the chili OK?"
She said "You finished that yesterday!"

I hopped up and I said
"I don't know, do you want to get something delivered?"
She's like "Why would I want to eat liver?
I don't even like liver!"

I'm like "No, I said 'delivered'"
She's like "I heard you say liver!"
I'm like "I should know what I said..."
She's like "Whatever, I just don't want any liver!"

Well I was gonna say something
But my cell phone started to ring
Now who could be callin' me?
Well I checked my caller ID

It was just cousin Larry
Callin' for the third time today...
My wife said "Let it go to voicemail"
I said, "OK"

"Where were we? Oh, Dinner, Right
So what d'ya want to do?"
She said "Why don't you whip up somethin in the kitchen?"
"Yeah," I said, "Why don't you?"

And then she said "Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?"
I says "No"
She says "Yes"
I says "No"
She says "Yes"
I says "No"
She says "Yes...
...Oh, here's your keys"

I step a little bit closer
Say "OK, where ya want to go?"
She says "How about The Ivy?"
I said "Yeah, well I don't know..."

I don't feel like gettin all dressed up
And eatin' expensive food
She's says "Olive Garden?"
I say "Nah, I'm not in the mood...

...And Burrito King would make me gassy
There's no doubt"
She says "Just forget about it"
I said "No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!"

Then I get an idea
I says "I know what we'll do!"
She says "What?"
I say "Guess"
She says "What?"
I say "We're goin' to the drive-thru!"

So we head out the front door
Open the garage door
Then I open the car doors
And we get in those car doors

Put my key in the ignition
And then I turn it sideways
Then we fasten our seat belts
As we pull out the driveway

Then we drive to the drive-thru
Heading off to the drive-thru
We're approaching the drive-thru
Getting close to the drive-thru!

Almost there at the drive-thru
Now we're here at the drive thru
Here in line at the drive-thru
Did I mention the drive-thru?

Well here we are
In the drive-thru line, me and her
Cars in front of us, cars in back of us
All just waiting to order

There's some idiot in a Volvo
With his brights on behind me
I lean out the window and scream
"Hey, What you trying to do, blind me?"

My wife says "Maybe we should park...
...We could just go eat inside"
I said "I'm wearin' bunny slippers
So I ain't leavin' this ride..."

Now a woman on a speaker box
Is sayin' "Can I take your order, please?"
I said "Yes indeed, you certainly can
We'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese"

Then my wife says
"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!
I think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich
Instead, this time"

I said "You always get a cheeseburger!"
She says "That's not what I'm hungry for"
I put my head in my hands and screamed
"I don't know who you are anymore!"

The voice on the speaker says
"I don't have all day!"
I said "Then, take our order
And we'll be on our way!

I wanna get a chicken sandwich
And I want a cheeseburger, too
She's like "You want onions on that?"
I'm like "Yeah, I already said that I do...

...Plus we need curly fries
And don't you dare forget it!
And two medium root beers
No, just one, we'll split it"

Then I said "I'm guessin' that
You're probably not too bright...
So read me back my order
Let's make sure you got it right"

She says "One, you want a chicken sandwich
Two, you want a cheeseburger
Three, curly fries, and a large root beer"
"Stop, don't go no further!"

"I never ordered a large rootbeer
I said medium, not large!"
Then she says "We're havin' a special
I supersized you at no charge"

"Oh." And that's all
I could say, was "Oh"
And she says "Now there is somethin' else
That I really think you should know

You can have unlimited refills
For just a quarter more..."
I say "Great, except we're in the drive thru...
So what would I want that for?"

Then she says "Wait a minute
Your voice sounds so familiar...hey, is this Paul?
And my wife is all like "No, that ain't Paul
Now tell me, who's this Paul?

She says "Oh, he's just some guy
Who goes to school with me
I sat behind him last year
And I copied off him in Geometry

I said "I know a guy named Paul
He used to be my plumber
He was prematurely bald
And he moved to Pittsburgh last summer

He also had bladder problems
And a really bad infection on his toe"
And she said "Mister, please, you can stop right there
That's way more than I needed to know!"

And then we both were quiet
And things got real intense
Then she says "Next window please
That'll be five dollars and eighty two cents"

So we inched ahead in line
Movin' painfully slow
I got a little bored
So I turned on the radio...

[Song plays]

[Click] Turned it off
Because my wife was getting a headache
So we both just sat there quietly
For her sake

Then I looked at her
And she looked back at me
And I said "Um,
I think you have somethin' in your teeth"

She turned away from me
And then turned back and said "Did I get it?"
I said "Yeah. Well, I mean, most of it...
But hey, ya know, don't sweat it"

Then she said "How about now?"
I said "Yeah, almost
There's still a little bit there
But don't worry, it's probably just a piece of toast"

Now we're at the pay window
Or whatever you call it
Put my hand in my pocket
I can't believe there's no wallet!

And the lady at the window's like
"Well, well, well, that'll be five eighty two"
I turn around to my wife, and say
"How much have you got on you?"

She just rolls her eyes and says
"I'll pay for this, I guess"
So she reaches into her purse
And busts out the American Express

I hand it to the lady
And she says "Oh, dear
It's gotta be cash only
We don't take credit cards here"

I took back the card and said
"Gee, really? Well that sucks"
And that's when I found out
My wife was only carryin' three bucks

I said "I thought you were
Going to hit the ATM today"
She says "I never got around to it
So where's your wallet anyway?

And I said "Nevermind
Just help me to find some change..."
Now the lady at the window
Is lookin at me kinda strange...

And she says "Mister, please
We gotta move this line along"
I said "Now hold your stinkin' horses lady
We won't be long"

We looked around inside the glove-box
And check the mat beneath my feet
I found a nickel in the ashtray
And a couple pennies and a dime in the space between he seats

Before long I had a little pile
Of coins of every sort
The lady counts it up and says
"You're still about a dollar short"

And now my woman's got this weird look
Frozen on her face
She screams, "you know
I wasn't even really hungry in the first place"

And so I turned around
To the cashier again
I shrugged and said "OK
Forget the chicken sandwich then"

So I pick up my change
Pick up my receipt
And I drive to the pickup window
Man, I just can't wait to eat

And now we see this acne ridden
Kid about sixteen
Wearin' a dorky nametag that says
"Hello, my name is Eugene"

And he hands me a paper bag
I look him in the eyes
And I say to him "Hey, Eugene,
Can I get some ketchup for my fries?"

Well he looks at me
And I look at him
And he looks at me
And I look at him

And he looks at me
And I look at him
And he says "I'm sorry
What did you want again?"

I say "Ketchup!"
And he says "Oh yeah, that's right...
...I just spaced out there for a second
I'm really kind of burnt tonight"

And then he hands me the ketchup
And now we're finally drivin' away
And the food is drivin' me mad
With its intoxicating bouquet

I'm starvin' to death
By the time we pull up at the traffic light
I say "Baby, gimme that burger
I just gotta have a bite!"

So she reaches in the bag
And pulls out the burger
And she hands me the burger
And I pick up the burger

And then I unwrap the paper
I bite into those buns
And I just can't believe it
They forgot the onions!





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Yankovic, Weird Al Trapped In The Drive-Thru Comments
  1. SuperWaffleking

    this legit 100% of every relationships

  2. Jacob Hooter

    how tf the price go from $5.80 to $5.82

  3. Valerie Johnson

    Plot twist. Cousin Larry called three times to let him know Uncle Harvey died.

  4. Comment Patroller 69#

    Okay I keep seeing people in comments who keep saying they forgot the large root beer, but what I'm trying to understand is how can you guys say they forgot his large root beer when he ordered a medium?

  5. King_of_ kings9898 9

    When I first heard this song i was like this song is retarded Then I listened to it agin and I was like this is 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  6. Comment Patroller 69#

    Cousin Larry looks like you're typical stoner with a case of the munchies.

  7. Boonslayer

    I've listened to this thousands of times and I'm still picking up on details about it.

    For example: I recently noticed that when he asks the girl to repeat his order, she doesn't say that the cheeseburger has onions, which actually sets up the final punchline.

  8. PG trojka

    Damn this song must sound retarded AF to native English speakers.

  9. bicthboi

    please someone learn this song by heart

  10. bicthboi

    this is so deep

  11. bicthboi

    the human condition as a ELEVEN minute song

  12. •AlisaPlayz•

    Longest song ever! XD

  13. bicthboi

    5:00 no joke I've done smth like this at my job cause ppl are annoying

  14. bicthboi

    this felt alot longer than 10 minutes and 56 seconds

  15. bicthboi

    this is a song about the day before filing for divorce

  16. bicthboi

    1:23 my parents
    1:33
    2:43

  17. Денис Успешный

    OMG.... i first heard this song when was was 20.... and I revisit it at 40.... damn this song was LAFS

  18. Julia Stinson

    i still know all the words from when i was 9 lol i loved this shit. still do

  19. CALvin TV

    "BROKIA" lol

  20. Radiant 64

    girls: *cries at the titanic*
    girls: do you boys ever cry at anything? do you have any emotion?
    boys: 7:27

  21. ineffable username

    *DID I MENTION THE DRIED FRUIT?!*

  22. Wartrix

    After working at a fast food place for a year I can really relate to Eugene.

  23. Lana Bateman

    Honestly in real life there’s no way she doesn’t change her mind and eat half of that burger

  24. wierd girl rani

    B U N N Y S L I P P E R S

  25. {Itz.Jc}

    ... I watched this before I saw the actual trapped in the closet series

  26. Daezten Mahiai

    2020 lmao

  27. Sunny Demise

    Plot twist: Larry was going to kill them both if he answered.

  28. James Rye

    Story of my life.

  29. deanchester

    i didnt even know this was a parody when i first listened to it

  30. Huzaifa Siddiqui

    why the fk they got out the house to open the garage and then get in the car....they could've save like 6 lines

  31. Setara Castillo

    such a classic

  32. kind of a nerd

    9:43
    Me when my teacher calls on me to answer a question that I didn't even hear.

  33. Brent Davis

    Drive Tru 2020

  34. Obe Zarathustra Joness

    Did this randomly pop into someone else’s head?

  35. ineffable username

    at some point "drive-thru" just started sounding like "dried fruit"

  36. Ani Val

    Wow, that's raw.

  37. H,C and R bike Hack’s

    Well they never closed the garage door back😂

  38. Nick Kartha

    Meanwhile in India, Onion prices skyrocket.

  39. Jasmine Carroll

    Did anyone else notice they got dressed up for the drive thru

  40. Gabriel Vergara

    THAT ACNE-RIDDEN KID WHO WAS ABOUT SIXTEEN THO

  41. Lee Lee

    “I said ooKaaay”😭💀

  42. Why 25

    This was not from 10 years ago wow time flies

  43. Hanna Marie

    I literally know every word to this and the last time I saw it was when I was 8 I am now 22 and I’m not too proud to say this lmao

  44. Ides94

    This would have been better if the guy with the brights on would have got our the car and turned out to be a midget.

  45. lexie Allshouse

    he ain’t ask for lettuce tho😭

  46. eat your cereal

    It sounds like the beat drop is coming but it never actually happens

  47. Jansel Jarquin Rodriguez

    6:29 just Loved it!

  48. CommentCop Badge#666

    10 years of showing up in the reccomends and I finally click. I fucking hate myself. Why didn't I watch this sooner? LOL! This is fucking awesome!

  49. treavor riely

    So we're gonna ignore the fact Eugene might have almost misspelled his own name

  50. Kaniya's pyt. gang

    "I don't know who you are anymore. "


    Wife: *thinking* then why am I still in your in your car?? 🤣🤣

  51. Fire Alert

    I felt it when he said drive thru

  52. kind of a nerd

    ......dId i MeNtiOn tHe DriVe tHrU?

  53. Alex Welch

    just found out this was an r kelly song parody, made this video and song much funnier

  54. LucyAndSean

    Cop: I will let you free if you sing me the best song existing.
    Me: *sings white and nerdy*
    Cop:Better
    Me: *sings this song*

  55. Joseph Joestar

    This man what doing meme songs before it was cool

  56. ChumUnicorn64

    i wonder, did they ever use her 3 bucks?

  57. JJ Slay

    I waited so long just to hear " they forgot the onions...". LIKE COME ON MAN

  58. Fractured Frame

    Trapped in a closet was fucking funny as hell
    Kept rewatching it and it is still great everytime

  59. Victoria

    Y’all do know how long I’ve been trying to remember what this was called omg I used to watch weird al ALL the time when I was little and this video has been carved into my brain ever since omfg

  60. somebody i dont know

    TIK and a TOK

  61. 100% weeb

    I saved this so i can never loose it 👍💗

  62. Meercatzz

    Do you want to get something delivered? “No I don’t even like liver!!”

  63. Gary Bush

    Hold your stinkin horses lady....we won't be long

  64. Lilith Boe

    please someone tell me you saw the real version of this song going off on tik tok and then immediately remembered this video from the depths of your childhood

  65. Squeegi Firehead

    This came out first then trapped in the closet right?

  66. Trayce Collins

    This was made when I was 1.😳😳

  67. Kristin Young

    “They forgot the onions”
    But they also forgot his large drink !!😭💀

    Comment Patroller 69#

    *medium *

  68. Cups on my ears

    i love how the song ends so abruptly on just
    "they forgot the onions..."

  69. Dream Singer

    1! YOU WANT A CHICKEN SANDWICH!!!
    2! YOU WANT A CHEESEBURGER!!!
    3! CURLY FRIES AND LARGE ROOT BEER!!!
    I never ordered a large root beer I said MEDIUM not LARRRRGE
    DID I MENTION THE DRIVE THRU?!

  70. Wumpus 123

    Dry freu

  71. Diggin' Your Scene

    And the Led Zep part is Al's band nailing that song effortlessly.

  72. •Tørï Chän•

    Forever a classic.

  73. Ag Freeze

    1:01 he hit that😂🤣😭

  74. Destie The master

    Let’s be honest this wasn’t on our recommendations



    we searched it up

    Comment Patroller 69#

    That's because we're internet veterans that knew about this over a decade ago.

  75. Karyn

    I hate this song so much😂😂

  76. maudthegoat_

    Why am I watching this in 2020?

  77. It's Baby Racquel

    Omg I remember this I use to jam to this al the time🤣🤣

  78. Darian R

    10 minute song

  79. Justin C

    I don't know, who you are anymore.

  80. Mark Federici

    All I want for dinner is bake beans

  81. DaeShaun80

    2020😂

  82. Sabrina Nguyen

    wait so R. Kelly copies wierd al??

  83. Jeila__ 26

    I remember my sister showing me this when I was like 6💀💀💀

  84. Cece E

    He didnt get his rootbeer but he got the rest of his order. :/

  85. Akira Aranas

    this just unlocked some memories i forgot i had oh my god

  86. Tracy Young

    NOT THE ONION

  87. ooferonlifesedge

    LOL! really funny video and song lyrics

  88. Just Some Guy with a Moustache son

    This song taught me what liver was I was 11 at the time and now I'm 19

  89. Pineapple GOD

    Who else herd this


    She says what
    I says yes
    She says WHAT

  90. Suga

    I'm tell my kids this was RKelly

  91. Chris M

    Still a genius piece of art

  92. Bailey Roshau

    2:42: she says “what?” I say “guess” she says “WHAT?” 😂

  93. Chris Tyson

    Nobody:
    Shaggy: 4:27

  94. Auxitys

    2020 and this shit still goes hard ngl