Yankovic, Weird Al - Traffic Jam Lyrics




Carbon monoxide
Making me choke
No A.C.
And the radio's broke
Cars backed up
Far as you can see
Seems like I've been waiting here for all eternity
Oh, and just in case you're wondering
I'll tell you where I am
I'm right here (right here) right here (right here)
Stuck right here in the middle of this...

Traffic jam
I haven't moved one inch from this here spot
Traffic jam
The freeway's one big parking lot
Traffic jam
My radiator's boiling hot
And I'm stuck right here in the middle (right here in the middle)
Right here in the middle of a traffic jam

Trapped inside
My automobile
Cobweb's gowin'
On the steerin' wheel
Now, I'm no genius
But one thing I know
I shouldn't have had that bag of bran muffins
An hour and a half ago
Yeah, and if you need to find me
I'll tell you where I am
I'm right here (right here) right here (right here)
Stuck smack dab in the middle of this...

Traffic jam
I haven't moved one inch from this here spot
Traffic jam
The freeway's one big parking lot
Traffic jam
Well, I thought we were movin' but I guess we're not
'Cause I'm stuck right here in the middle (right here in the middle)
Right here in the middle of a traffic jam

Stuck in the middle of a traffic jam
yeah yeah yeah yeah
Bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper to
Bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper to
Bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper...
Yay-hey!

There's a yuppie on a cellular phone
I'm gonna puke if I here any more
There's a motorcycle zoomin' by me
Watch what happens when I open my door
Now we're all goin' nowhere fast
Well, I guess that's perfectly clear
I left home five hours ago
And I can still see my house from here
So if anybody's tryin' to find me
Well, I'll tell you where I am
Right here (right here) right here (right here)
Stuck right here in the middle of this...

Traffic jam
I haven't moved one inch from this here spot
Traffic jam
The freeway's one big parking lot
Traffic jam
Now my back teeth are floatin' and my nerves are shot
And I'm stuck right here in the middle (right here in the middle)
Stuck right here in the middle of a traffic jam
Traffic Jam... traffic jam... traffic jam... woo!





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Yankovic, Weird Al Traffic Jam Comments
  1. Scott Andrew Hutchins

    I miss the days when anybody with a cellular phone was considered a yuppie. I was in 11th grade when this came out.

  2. David Moore

    Traffic Jam is sooooo good on toast!! Lol!!

  3. Aren Fulton

    This is everyday here in Miami

  4. Koi _

    That first line didn’t age too well. R.I.P Mr and Mrs Yankovic.

    TheZaius

    Ouch, bro.

    AdventuresWithDwayne

    found the sociopath

  5. Gerrie Coetzee

    😁😂

  6. TAY1DN // GaryNuman&KraftwerkFan2006 ANAUTTP ATRCS

    Who stuck in the traffic jam?

  7. Wesley Mitchell

    Oh I almost forgot I was working on my PHD in Molecular physics...
    Oh well.
    I give up.
    This traffic jam got the best of me...

  8. Ian Sweeney

    Gourd Animations brought me here.

  9. sleepyhollow783

    For those who may care or be wondering, the foundations of this tune is Prince's "Let's Go Crazy". :-)

  10. Julian Guth

    description to new jersey

  11. sesh wondo

    I bought every Weird Al album leading up to this one in 1993. By the time he released his next album in 1996 music had changed too much especially with the death of Kurt Cobain that the songs Al had to choose from were songs I didn’t care to listen to. I got my N64 that year though so all was right in the universe

    Stuart Otis

    I agree 100%. Up to Alapalooza there was a lot more Rock songs on his records. Bad hair day on i have to pick and choose the songs I'll listen too.

  12. Dom the Bomb

    What's your favorite album of al's

    L1LS04PB4R

    Straight out of Linwood is the best

    ELIJλH

    Mandatory Fun's always a joy to listen to; recently listened to "Polka Party" and it's also good to jam to.

    Andrew Toone

    This is my favorite. So many awesome bands that are spoofed. Billy Ray Cyrus, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Aerosmith, Peter Gabriel, AC/DC, Guns N’ Roses, etc.

    David Moore

    Bad Hair Day!!

    cereal bananas

    I really love Off The Deep End but I also really like Running With Scissors and Poodle Hat

  13. Gimpy Stanley's Chicken Nuggets

    I wish I was alive when this was released. This is my jam.

    Dom the Bomb

    Gimpy Stanley's Chicken Nuggets me too. I am a 2000's kid

    Dom the Bomb

    Maybe your traffic jam?

    Aren Fulton

    I was born in 2008 but I love his old music. This proves you dont need to be old

  14. Bryan Murray

    Remember listing to this album in 1993 in 4th grade with classmates during recess. Finally got it myself on cassette in 1996. Still have it now.

    Dom the Bomb

    Bryan Murray you mean listening

  15. TheCrazyParodyCo

    Wait, no comments? This song my JAM tho

    Dom the Bomb

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