Yankovic, Weird Al - The Night Santa Went Crazy (Extra Gory) Lyrics
Down in the workshop all the elves were makin' toys
For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys
When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death
Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo
And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye,
"Merry Christmas to all - now you're all gonna die!"
The night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nick went insane
Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Well, the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet
And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage
He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger
And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger
And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbequed Blitzen
And he took a big bite and said, "It tastes just like chicken!"
The night Santa went crazy
The night Kris Kringle went nuts
Now you can't hardly walk around the North Pole
Without steppin' in reindeer guts
There's the National Guard and the F.B.I.
There's a van from the Eyewitness News
And helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky
And the bullets are flyin', the body count's risin'
And everyone's dyin' to know, oh Santa, why?
My my my my my my
You used to be such a jolly guy
Yes Virginia, Now Santa is dead Some guy
From the swat team blew a hole through his head
Yes little friend now, thats his brains on the floor,
I guess they wont have the fat guy kicking around anymore
But now there's no more presents for children's enjoyment
And the Elves have to wait in the line and file for unemployment
And they say Mrs. Clause, she's on the phone every night
With her lawyer negotiating the movie rights
They're talkin' bout - the night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nicholas flipped
Broke his back for some milk and cookies
Sounds to me like he was sick of gettin' gypped
Wo, the night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nick went insane
Realized he's gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Wo, something finally must have snapped in his brain
Tell ya, something finally must have snapped... in his brain
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Yankovic, Weird Al The Night Santa Went Crazy (Extra Gory) Comments
I watched this when I was a kid, and it gave me nightmares for several months.
I love this song so much. Hahahhah ha.
Tengo miedo
Silent night,deadly night 1,2,3,5 and the remake and santa's slay be like:
Give weird Al a super bowl halftime show you cowards at the NFL.
#NFL
I have this memory of this song, well it was only a clip of the song, and it was on my old macintosh back in 95' when we moved from USA to Croatia, and when I finally found out this whole time it was al yankovic, it reminded me of my childhood and my lovely time playing games on the old macintosh playing peg-leg, outpost, jump raven. Ah memories.
2020 and this song is still a gem on youtube
This is my fav. Christmas song!
Terrifying but hilarious 😆
The Grinch: Now look who`s on the naughty list, Santa!
Cause of you, I just joined the nice list!
“And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service”...LMAO 😂🤣😆
This song makes Christmas tolerable
You have good content and then you have this specific video
Merry Christmas my brothers and sisters! Hope everyone has a good one!
This song is sick, I'm surprised that Weird Al would make a song like this.
You do realize it was a different time, when he wrote this. People weren't randomly shooting each other back then.
It seemed ridiculous at the time. Now, it's too real.
2019 like here
Merry xmas 2019 !!!!!
Merry Christmas
Me: it's 10:22 and I should go to bed
My brain: ok, but you should listen to this song before you sleep
Exactly what I'm doing now! Haha
I think that's all of us Lol I miss the old Christmas feeling
This was made in 96? Thats crazy cause it's still pretty relevant. Love this song, good Christmas tune
It ain’t Christmas without some weird al
Love this song
i will kill u santa
No RUDOLPH CHAN!
Christmas Eve 2019 who's here
This is my Christmas song
sing about santa's perspective
merry christmas
Nobody:
Not a soul:
Me at 3am: this
Me: 1:27AM
Anytime is a good time for Normal Al
Down in the workshop all the elves were makin' toys
For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys
When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death
Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo
Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo
And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye,
"Merry Christmas to all - now you're all gonna die!"
The night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nick went insane
Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Well, the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet
And he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage
And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage
He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger
And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger
And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbecued Blitzen
And he took a big bite and said, "It tastes just like chicken!"
The night Santa went crazy
The night Kris Kringle went nuts
Now you can't hardly walk around the North Pole
Without steppin' in reindeer guts
There's the National Guard and the F.B.I.
There's a van from the Eyewitness News
And helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky
And the bullets are flyin', the body count's risin'
And everyone's dyin' to know, oh Santa, why?
My my my my my my
You used to be such a jolly guy
Yes, Virginia, now Santa's doin' time
In a federal prison for his infamous crime
Hey, little friend, now don't you cry no more tears
He'll be out with good behavior in 700 more years
But now Vixen's in therapy and Donner's still nervous
And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service
And they say Mrs. Clause, she's on the phone every night
With her lawyer negotiating the movie rights
They're talkin' bout - the night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nicholas flipped
Broke his back for some milk and cookies
Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin' gypped
Wo, the night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nick went insane
Realized he's gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Wo, something finally must have snapped in his brain
Tell ya, something finally must have snapped... in his brain
Great song to get into the chistmas spirit with
😂😂
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Omg. Utube reminded me to come hear..love these so cute
The real Saint Nicholas might be rolling in his grave, but would not do more than strike Arias again.
nerdpower!!!!!
Guga Mafra fez meu natal mais feliz kkkk
Nerdcast me trouxe aqui. Vlw Guga Mafra.
Sounds like those elves went postal after a while
What exactly is the raw deal? Worship by all the children? The army of yes men? Working really hard one day with a long vacation afterwards? What is it please someone tell me?
This is my favorite Christmas song.
Merry Christmas peoples!
never gets old
Sounds like Ice King to me, not santa.
Best song ever lmao 😂
No safe place needed . This is funny. Still!
Best Christmas song ever!!
Shouldn't NATO be doing something about Santa going postal?
The song that represents Customer service at Christmas... God I hate this season, but still believe in the spirit
Weird Al wrote this song in the mid 90's, I wonder if he cringes at how it's aged in light of current events... Not that anyone wants a world without it!
the only thing thats changed is the shear fucking fearmongering of shootings.
We find the defendant on the naughty list
When it says he ground up Rudolph:
Me: WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF
Why am I not feeling all Christmassy?
Oh, because I haven't watched this video,yet.
Krampus rules, Santa stinks it's all a joke
Merry christmas 2019!
I feel bad for jesus
It's okay, he's been dead for a few thousand of years.
A Proper Christmas song!!!!
Who's watching Christmas 2019 anyone?
Christmas day
@TheGamingEagle24 leave if you're not going to reply in a good manner
CameraMan66 well I am watching on Christmas 21°843, 24 years after the Mars Marathon Bombing
I actually watched on xmas pffft. ....
CameraMan66 WhOs wAtcHinG In 2019
Fucking dumbass
Always listening to Weird Al and this song every year around xmas
Hahaha wow
They say he had a rifle but that’s a sawed off shotgun...
This needs to be age restricted
What Santa did in this song may have been wrong and unlawful, you can't blame him for it. I mean, how would *you* feel if, for over 100 years, you'd been braving freezing coldness and scorching heat (in the tropics) to deliver toys to good children, and all you got in return was a lousy plate of Oreos and a glass of tepid milk? Santa was most likely a stone's throw away from diabetes, and we drove him to it. In fact, all of this bloodshed could've probably been averted if we'd left him something better, like money, 'cause parts for those toys he delivers don't come cheap.
He had plenty of money, billions of $$ from all that white powder he's been selling over the years.
Listening (again) in 2019!
poor ranideers even rodof 😩🥺
This is the best christmas song ever! LOL
I just came here after listening to "This Chrismas" by "Set it off". I think here weird al succeeds in every aspect Set it off fails in when trying to make a twisted Christmas song
Merry Christmas 2019 🎁 🎄 😄
I used to watch this on Albino Blacksheep everyday
Me age 7: this is a bop
Me age 10: oh god this song is really fucked up
Me age 13: this is a bop
Best way to start Christmas 2019!
Best time of the year. Not just because of Christmas, but because I can finally rock out to this song.
Well, this sure beats the hell out of watching Frosty The Snowman!
The gun grabbers are about to
Red Flag Santa. And take his sled.
Thumbs up if #TheMysteriousMrEnter brought you here!
Marvin the Maniac witch video
@Tyler Jamison & Terry Nunley Animated Atrocities: Elf Bowling The Movie.
I’m back every Christmas
Pumped up kicks, Christmas edition.
Weird Al is so awesome, and he as person absolutely fascinates me. Also, he lost both his parents, very suddenly and at the same time. He kept touring, too.
Idk why this is so nostalgic for me
It makes you wonder, if Santa thought he was getting gypped why didn’t he just say so, he could of just talked to Mrs Claus, and the elves about it, and just told them hey this needs to end, or be drastically changed I mean he’s the boss...
Unless this is not the full story... What if Mrs Claus had been cheating on Santa for the past 20 years with the head elf every Christmas eve when he was gone, and the reason she hadn’t left him yet was because she enjoyed the Benifits of being married to Santa himself, but she was no longer sexually attracted to him anymore, and all the rain deer and elves knew it was going on, but kept it from him in fear of hurting him, or having him not believing them, and pissing him off or something. What if he had just found out a year before, causing a huge fight, and falling out, causing the relationship to end. Which lead to him not being able to deliver all the presents making it the worst Christmas at the North pool history. Which lead to millions of kids becoming disappointed and writing letters to him saying how bad their Christmas was because of him. Which Caused Santa to fall into a deep depression, and isolate himself from everyone over the year more and more growing more resentful every day of everyone, because he thought everyone had betrayed him, and that he was being used, and began to drink more and more until becoming a full on alcoholic until finally this happens. Now it all makes sense. he had enough of everyones shit. It also makes sense why Mrs. Clause wanted the rights to the movie. Turns out she was a gold digger all along.
good comment simpleman.45
The best christmas song
If “Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer” can get a movie adaptation, so should this!
That sir is a holiday classic...though so is this song so fine.
Given that Mrs. Claus is on the phone with a lawyer negotiating for the movie rights...
12 years later, I just remembered this song, time to remind my older brothers who showed me this that I love them!
Bawaaaaaaa lol
0:46 at .25 speed
Legends say Santa is still in prison
I miss this song
very death metal of Al
The night Santa turned to Krampus ... 🤣
This song alone is way better than any Christmas album Mariah Carey has ever made.
grow up you pussies
this song used to freak me out as a kid
1:38 it was the snowman...
What in the cinaman toast fuck did i just see like damn lol
Merry Christmas to all now your all gonna DIEEEE lmfao
October 2019
But there'll be no more presents for the children's enjoyment, and the elves all have to stand in line to file for unemployment
THe cartoon is cool, don't get me wrong. Wouldn't be better to have seen Al as SAnta?