Yankovic, Weird Al - Talk Soup Lyrics




I dated Siamese twins
I slept with Bigfoot, too
Get me on Sally Jesse
Put me on Donahue
'Cause I wanna tell the world about it
Right Now

My dog's a narcoleptic
My mom's a circus freak
I gotta get a spot on
Geraldo's show this week
'Cause I wanna tell the world about it
Right Now

I'm just an anorexic codependant bingo addict
Stripper born without a chin
And I'm only comfortable talking about it
When the whole wide world is listening in

Talk Soup... Talk Soup
Listen to me, (listen to me) listen to me, (listen to me) listen to me

My wife ran off with Elvis
My boss shaved off my hair
I've got a thing for poodles
And rubber underwear
And I wanna tell the world about it
Right Now

I had a close encounter
I never chew my food
I got eleven nose jobs
I yodel in the nude
And I wanna tell the world about it
Right Now

I'm just a cross-dressin' alcoholic neo-Nazi
Porno star, as you may have guessed
And I'm really gonna feel a whole lot better
If you let me get this thing off my chest

Talk Soup... Talk Soup
Listen to me, (listen to me) listen to me, (listen to me) listen to me

I'm just your average schizophrenic nymphomaniac
Albino go-go dancer, you see
Nothin' so bad that I can't share it
With a billion friends on national TV, whoa...

I have no genitalia
I sold my kids for cheese
I love my blow up doll, so
Bring out those cameras, please
'Cause I wanna tell the world about it
Right Now

Talk Soup... Talk Soup
Listen to me, (listen to me) listen to me, (listen to me) listen to me

Talk Soup... Talk Soup
Listen to me, (listen to me) listen to me, (listen to me) listen to me

Talk Soup... Talk Soup
Listen to me, (listen to me) listen to me, (listen to me) listen to me

Talk Soup... Talk Soup
Listen to me, (listen to me) listen to me, (listen to me) listen to me





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Yankovic, Weird Al Talk Soup Comments
  1. Jose Acevedo

    "Talk Soup" had only been on a then-upstart E! for a little over 2 1/2 years when Weird Al released this.

  2. Cornholio

    My dog is a narcoleptic too...

  3. Let It Be Known

    I write love songs to bacon, but i would NEVER tell the world about it.................um, wait.........

    Dom the Bomb

    Let It Be Known that you are an idiot (I get the joke this is me playing along)

    rate eightx

    How Dare You Not Tell The World About It! That's Illegal!

  4. PJade

    Seems like the 90's when this album came out the talk show scene was huge. And most of them were about who was the biggest freak of all.

  5. VicGeorge2K6

    Media attention whores got their start on these talk shows.

  6. Scotty Chadwick

    What is the original song title

    Tony Mason

    It is a style parody of Peter Gabriel. It's kinda like "Steam"

    Gary Kozdra Jr.

    @Tony Mason I'm glad I read this because as soon as I started hearing the random trumpet notes I thought of Sledgehammer by Peter Gabriel. lol

    Cutty

    @Gary Kozdra Jr. Waffle King is probably more close to Sledgehammer in terms of style. This is closer to Steam. Both are great however.

  7. ELIJλH

    second. :)

    Dom the Bomb

    ELIJλH you meanthird

  8. PandaYoyo31

    first comment