Yankovic, Weird Al - Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White Lyrics






Doctor, every night I have the strangest dreams
Doctor, listen to me, tell me what this means
First I'm goin' shoppin' in my underwear
Then all of sudden I'm floating in mid air
My lips fall off and everybody starts to stare
Donuts and hot dogs are flying everywhere

Now Doctor, wait a minute, you ain't heard nothin' yet
Next comes the part that I won't ever forget
Now I'm bein' followed by these Russian spies
They give me some velcro, and an order of fries
Suddenly I'm bowling on the Starship Enterprise
I fall down a hole and that's when I realize

I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White
I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
Night after night after night after night

All right!

Doctor, won't you tell me, am I going insane
Was it something I ate or something wrong with my brain
See, I'm naked in church when I meet a dinosaur
Try to run, but my feet have been nailed to the floor
Then a midget pushes me through a revolving door
And I'm back in the very same place I was before

Now I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
Night after night after night after night

And I can't bust out and I can't break free
And it's gettin' just a little too stuffy here for me
And I can't go home and I can't get loose
And I try to escape but it's just no use

And I can't ever leave and I can't ever win
And we're runnin' outta air and the walls are closin' in
And I can't go back and I can't get through
But Vanna since you're here, why don't you let me buy a vowel from you

Come on Vanna, come on!

Ow, buhhh

Doctor, all those crazy dreams have started again
That's right, I even wake up screaming now and then
See, I'm coming home from work but I forgot my address
I'm half an hour late for my algebra test
Then some slimy alien jumps out of my chest
And I'm falling and falling and I guess you know the rest

I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White
I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
Night after night after night after night

I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White
Stuck in a closet with Vanna White
N-n-n-night after night after night night night

Then I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White (ya-ya ya-ya, ya-ya, ya, ya-ya)
I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
Night after night after night after night

I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White (ya-ya ya-ya ya-ya ya-ya)
I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White





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  1. T.... U....

    Ah I forgot this song, a pretty decent Weird Al original.

  2. W.... S....

    Doctor, every night I have the strangest dreams
    Doctor, listen to me, tell me what this means
    First I'm goin' shoppin' in my underwear
    Then all of sudden I'm floating in mid air
    My lips fall off and everybody starts to stare
    Donuts and hot dogs are flying everywhere

    Now Doctor, wait a minute, you ain't heard nothin' yet
    Next comes the part that I won't ever forget
    Now I'm bein' followed by these Russian spies
    They give me some velcro, and an order of fries
    Suddenly I'm bowling on the Starship Enterprise
    I fall down a hole and that's when I realize

    I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White
    I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
    Night after night after night after night

    All right!

    Doctor, won't you tell me, am I going insane
    Was it something I ate or something wrong with my brain
    See, I'm naked in church when I meet a dinosaur
    Try to run, but my feet have been nailed to the floor
    Then a midget pushes me through a revolving door
    And I'm back in the very same place I was before

    Now I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
    I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
    Night after night after night after night

    And I can't bust out and I can't break free
    And it's gettin' just a little too stuffy here for me
    And I can't go home and I can't get loose
    And I try to escape but it's just no use

    And I can't ever leave and I can't ever win
    And we're runnin' outta air and the walls are closin' in
    And I can't go back and I can't get through
    But Vanna since you're here, why don't you let me buy a vowel from you

    Come on Vanna, come on!

    Ow, buhhh

    Doctor, all those crazy dreams have started again
    That's right, I even wake up screaming now and then
    See, I'm coming home from work but I forgot my address
    I'm half an hour late for my algebra test
    Then some slimy alien jumps out of my chest
    And I'm falling and falling and I guess you know the rest

    I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White
    I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
    Night after night after night after night

    I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White
    Stuck in a closet with Vanna White
    N-n-n-night after night after night night night

    Then I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White (ya-ya ya-ya, ya-ya, ya, ya-ya)
    I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
    Night after night after night after night

    I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White (ya-ya ya-ya ya-ya ya-ya)
    I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White

  3. S.... O....

    Trump made America great again now let's make Weird Al metal again

  4. R.... B....

    I was introduced to Weird Al because of this album when it was new. Weird Al helped me get through my childhood. Who would have thought he would still be making great music up til now (2019). I think this is my favorite album of his although all of them are amazing! Thanks Al, for the last 30+ years of making music only a genius can make.

  5. -.... B....

    Wait a second. If his feet have been nailed to the floor, then how can a midget push him through a revolving door?
    Also, "Why don't you let me buy a vowel from you?" In other words, "Let's get it on"??

  6. -.... B....

    "Doctor, listen to me, tell me what this means"

    I'm not a doctor. But I think it means you should quit watching Wheel of Fortune before you go to bed. I'd suggest watching something like The Brady Bunch or Jerry Springer. :D

  7. D.... t....

    The Iwanna

  8. D.... t....

    I'd love to see a music video for this

    D.... t....

    Sorry, all we have is the two of them tied up with Christmas lights and stuffed into the bushes by Leslie Nielsen and Priscilla Presley.

  9. D.... E....

    One of my favorite Al originals. 😄🎶

  10. P.... 6....

    Doctor ain’t seen nothing yet if he ain’t seen me

  11. L.... I....

    I wouldn't mind having Weird Al's dreams

  12. E.... S....

    I did not really listen to this song when it came out. What was WRONG with me?!

  13. s.... f....

    I was looking for a place to hear the whole album but I don't think this is it

  14. o.... j....

    Wheel of fortune lady

  15. K.... 1....

    Who is Vanna White? Is she a person or a brand of clothing?

    K.... 1....

    she's actually still on 'Wheel of Fortune', I believe

    K.... 1....

    K Wheaton She wasn't the original one actually, just the most well known/hottest.

    K.... 1....

    Wheel of fortune lady

    K.... 1....

    @burntvirtue Really, she wasn't the first?

  16. J.... H....

    I love this song! !!