Yankovic, Weird Al - Spam Lyrics






Spam in the place where I live (ham and pork)
Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now (oh boy)
Spam in my luchbox at work (it's the best)
Really makes a darn good sandwhich any way you slice it at all

If you're running low, go to the store
Carry some money to help you buy more
The tab is there to open the can
The can is there to hold in the spam

Oh, spam on the table at home (ham and pork)
Think about selection, are there different flavors now (let's eat)
Spam in my office at work (it's the best)
Think about the stuff its made from, wonder if it's some kind of meat

If you need a spoon, keep one around
Carry a thermose to help wash it down
Now, if there's some left, don't just throw it out
Use it for spackle or bathroom grout, now

Spam in my pantry at home (have some more)
Think of expiration, better read the lable (oh boy)
Spam breakfast, dinner, or lunch (it's the best)
Think about how it's been precooked, wonder if I'll just eat it cold

Now, once you start in, you can't put it down
Don't leave it sitting or it'll turn brown
The key is going to open the tin
The tin is there to keep the spam in

Oh, spam (spam)
Ham and pork
Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now (oh boy)
Spam (spam)
It's the best
Really makes a darn good sandwhich any way you slice it

Spam in the place where I live (have some more)
Think about addiction, wonder if I'm a junkie now (let's eat)
Spam in the place where I work (you're obsessed)
Think about the way it's processed, wonder if it's some kind of meat

Spam in the back of my car (ham and pork)
Spam any place that you are (ham and pork)
The tab is there to open the can (spam any place that you are) (ham and pork)
The can is there to hold in the spam (spam any place that you are) (ham and pork)





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  1. G.... B....

    Weird Al should write one about unwanted email

  2. M.... S....

    I thought Weird Al's a vegetarian... 🤔

  3. S.... C....

    Spam rem parody hambúrguer kkkkkkkk

  4. A.... G....

    he is bringing the attached key to light.)

  5. i.... f....

    strangely enough, i have yet to try SPAM. LOL.

  6. S.... V....

    R.E.M's "Stand": is put in "requiem for a Tuesday"
    People that watch rfat: 0:00

  7. S.... M....

    Now that Pumpkin Spice SPAM is coming, this video needs to be updated.

  8. B.... C....

    I'm having spam tonight

  9. j.... j....

    Infintely better than the original

  10. J.... H....

    South Koreans...

  11. S.... I....

    “Weird Al” is just torturing that Monty Python old lady

  12. R.... O....

    Hay you spam in your lunch box at work?

  13. H.... M....

    is spam even good??

  14. �.... ....

    Koreans love spam. We consume spam so much that Korea is on the 2nd place of the world for the nations spam consumption amount. After US. Even more than UK.

  15. L.... G....

    Use it for Spackle.

  16. C.... S....

    Green Eggs and Spam. Doctor Seuss.

  17. C.... C....

    Pretty freaky how there's 666 comments, whoops just made it 667.

  18. B.... O....

    Spam is some disgusting poop.

  19. R.... G....

    This is a link to my favourite song about SPAM - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XSoI3fsPR0

  20. T.... M....

    This should be the new rick roll....spam people with this song!

  21. T.... ....

    Weird Al’s vocals are not as prominent as they usually are (over the music) - which is actually very much an REM trait. It’s easy miss what a true genius Weird Al is musically. To be fair, it’s easy to distracted by the spam

  22. S.... G....

    SPAMTASTIC!!!

  23. B.... M....

    Theme song of the internet.

    B.... M....

    No, that would be this one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCSA7kKNu2Y

  24. t.... ....

    My favorite REM song

  25. p.... ....

    Making Spam musubi today!! ALOHA!!!

  26. C.... A....

    should have had an official video.

  27. g.... ....

    Al needs to write an updated version about junk email.

    g.... ....

    Well, he's already done "Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me"...

  28. T.... T....

    I didn't know there were so many different varieties of Spam prior to seeing your video!

  29. a.... f....

    Lovely Spam! Wonderful Spam!
    Lovely Spam! Wonderful Spam
    Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am
    Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am
    Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am
    Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am
    Lovely Spam! (Lovely Spam!)
    Lovely Spam! (Lovely Spam!)
    Lovely Spam!
    Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam!\]

  30. B.... R....

    SPAM. I buy it by the case. Yummy stuff.

  31. S.... ....

    super bowl 52 ad got me craving some spam

  32. L.... K....

    "I don't like SPAM!!"

  33. D.... t....

    This song got me in the mood for spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, beaked beans, spam, spam, spam, and spam

  34. G.... M....

    Weird Al is an international treasure.

    G.... M....

    The day the Weird Al finally leaves this Earth will be a sad, sad day.

    G.... M....

    And now you have 27 thumbs up... Al would be proud ! ;)

  35. I.... ....

    This is, amazingly better than REM's. Can you believe it?!

  36. K.... B....

    State song of Alaska and Hawaii.

  37. S.... ....

    If you type in "Weird Al's Stand" in google, you get this song. Spam confirmed for Yankovic's stand.

  38. t.... ....

    There should be a petition to make this the national anthem of the tiny nation of Hawaii!

  39. A.... ....

    This comment is spam.

  40. J.... m....

    spam is evil lol

  41. T.... I....

    spam alert

  42. Z.... T....

    hilarious.

  43. S.... T....

    HEY MY NAME IS SPAM XD

  44. C.... L....

    SPAM=Something Posing As Meat

  45. B.... ....

    this shit fire my dood

  46. S.... T....

    Spam, a can of spray cheese, and a plastic spork and I'm a happy dude.

    S.... T....

    Oh yeah, and purple kool aid.

  47. W.... W....

    Great video

  48. K.... o....

    I have SPAMED you

  49. T.... M....

    SPAM and I share the same birthplace :( (The Hormel plant is in Austin, MN)

    T.... M....

    Awesome!

  50. d.... ....

    3:00 was there really a flavor called "Stinky French Garlic?" Anyone......

    d.... ....

    Looks like it might've been a limited Monty Python tie-in.

  51. L.... B....

    The average local on Guam eats approximately 16 cans a year.

  52. R.... C....

    spam isStuffPosingAsMeat

  53. B.... ....

    after hearing this song at the age of 6, i have never looked at spam without hearing this song in my head

  54. N.... ....

    in 7 days to die, spam is called sham

  55. R.... M....

    Good stuff. Spam, spam, spam, spam. Ah yes.

    R.... M....

    Cynthia X You are not a human being.

  56. j.... ....

    The key is there to open the tin, the tin is there to keep the spam in

    j.... ....

    The tab is going to open the can, the can is there to hold in the spam.

  57. x.... ....

    This song should be the anthem of Hawaii.

    x.... ....

    woo woo woo you know it!

    x.... ....

    i used to live in hawaii spam musibi is actually really good

    x.... ....

    Copied comment boo

  58. j.... ....

    Spam was made for soldiers in ww1 or 2 id remember Anyway it's gross

    j.... ....

    No, that's just the weird jelly, the meat is at the bottom of the can.

    j.... ....

    There's not much jelly in it anymore. I saw a video of a guy eating spam and he missed the jelly for some reason. Apparently there's more in Treet now.

  59. H.... ....

    33 people DON'T LIKE SPAM!!

    H.... ....

    I love it. I'm having spam spam spam sausage eggs spam spam and spam

    H.... ....

    Sausage and eggs are off.

    H.... ....

    Can I have spam instead?

    H.... ....

    Oh, you mean Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam and Spam?

  60. T.... a....

    Bayonetta players on for glory in a nutshell.

  61. j.... n....

    0:56 ''wonder if it's mr hankey?''

    j.... n....

    LOL that part of the song made me laugh out loud XD

    j.... n....

    You open the tin and HOOOOOOWDY HO!!

    j.... n....

    The line is, "Wonder if it's mystery meat?"

  62. S.... ....

    In the Fallout universe, Spam is called Cram

    S.... ....

    SparklRebel yep

  63. M.... B....

    what's this a parody of?

    M.... B....

    stand? idk

    M.... B....

    +Billy Campbell ya

    M.... B....

    Stand, by REM.

    M.... B....

    You're welcome.

  64. M.... ....

    I have a cold Spam & cheese sandwich almost every day for lunch.

    M.... ....

    i have a spam and cucumber wrap for lunch at school =P

  65. C.... K....

    MWAHAHAHA This is just AWESOME :D

  66. S.... C....

    43 years old and I've never had Spam. Seriously, is it any good?

    S.... C....

    +OuttaGoodNamesDangit I don't even know what jellied ham is. Sounds gross to me lol. But if it's like Spam, I might like it haha.

    S.... C....

    It's just salted meat with a little starch binder. If you like hotdogs, salami, that kind of thing.. then it's fine
    I personally LOVE the first slice, am okay with the second slice, and then despise the third slice and on. my spam tolerance is low.

    S.... C....

    @Kairu Hakubi most informative, thanks! sounds like something which may be better in certain recipes than by itself - I'll get around to trying it eventually

    S.... C....

    @Soterion Coil
    apparently sushi with spam in place of the fish is like, hawaiians' favorite treat

    S.... C....

    +Soterion Coil it's really good if you fry it up and serve it with rice. just dice the spam up after opening. the further down in the container the juicier the meat will be. I prefer spam raw with lemonade.

  67. I.... w....

    omg it's beautiful
    😢😍

  68. j.... ....

    I am waiting for them to come out with  cat meat spam.  Meow.

    j.... ....

    You're worse than Hitler.

  69. T.... ....

    Austin "Spam Town", Minnesota; just a few hours from Darwin, home of the Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota!

    T.... ....

    I live in Minnesota :D

    T.... ....

    @Sliv Studios - ROBLOX videoz Lucky!

    T.... ....

    Michigan

    T.... ....

    I from mn

    T.... ....

    The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota? That's another great Weird Al song...coincidentally, I think it and Spam were both on the album UHF.

  70. b.... ....

    Only a little more silly than the original.

  71. R.... S....

    I'm gonna laugh if this is popular in Italy.

    R.... S....

    @Andrea M why is it funny?

    R.... S....

    @kab hes I never said it was

    R.... S....

    @Andrea M no but OP said it was so im wondering why

    R.... S....

    @kab hes Nobody said it was funny. The first guy said he'd laugh if this was popular in Italy and being italian myself I was saying this is not. Unfortunately.

    R.... S....

    @Andrea M if he says that he is going to laugh then he thinks its funny.

  72. b.... c....

    my dad has eaten spam for over 50 years, and still eats to day at 88 years old.

  73. J.... G....

    mmm spam! Having some right now.

  74. A.... ....

    How can we make Spam more revolting? Lets put garlic in it!!

  75. B.... M....

    Weird Al is a vegan now and I reckon he doesn't eat Spam anymore.

  76. V.... ....

    This gets me in the mood for... oreos.

    V.... ....

    I just watched that.

  77. J.... G....

    What is Weird Al's obsession with Spam?

    J.... G....

    Jason Goldman
    Maybe he’s a fan of Monty Python

  78. C.... S....

    i came here from a twitch stream that says Plz no spam unless this kind

  79. h.... c....

    Spam shouldn't be called Spam, it should be called; Salt!!!!!! cause that's all it is!!!!!!

  80. J.... W....

    "The key is going to open the tin, the tin is there to keep the spam in."

    I have no idea why but the sheer pointlessness of those lyrics never fails to make me laugh.

    J.... W....

    Justin Wilson during world war 2 spam was opened with a key instead of a tab

    J.... W....

    mystical shit.

    J.... W....

    Haha yeah its kinda like the ridiculously dumb humor of say beavis and butthead. Stuff was funny because of the sheer dumbness of it all, like I'll never forget the episode I think it might of been the pilot where they walk in to the quick e mart and stare at the hot dogs turning on the grill and just start laughing at it....lol then, as if that wasnt bad enough, they wait a few seconds, look at it again, and proceed to laugh and say "its' still there" huh huh and continue laughing, like omg I never understood where they gety the shit from...

    J.... W....

    pretty sure that was intended as a sort of homage to the original song because it in itself, while catchy and fun, is kind of silly and pointless.

    J.... W....

    the equivalent lines in the original song are "Your feet are going to be on the ground,
    Your head is there to move you around" so it's already pretty self-explanatory

  81. R.... ....

    I actually don't mind Spam.  Can be quite delicious if you cook it right.

    R.... ....

    You can eat that shit right out of the can!!!

    R.... ....

    spam musubi is the best way!

  82. C.... C....

    Spam is wonderful... for me to poop on

  83. J.... P....

    Spamtacular.

  84. R.... R....

    One of my favorites

  85. L.... B....

    lol my dad used to eat spam all the time  and by the way HILLARIOUS SONG!

  86. J.... m....

    It's a convenient food to take camping or to store for emergencies.

  87. w.... ....

    Spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, and spam...

    w.... ....

    But I don't like spam!

    w.... ....

    Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

    w.... ....

    Toilet paper.

    w.... ....

    And the Vikings had a monumental victory at the Green Midget Cafe today!

    w.... ....

    Well it wouldn't be baked beans and SPAM without the SPAM now, wouldn't it?

  88. b.... ....

    I love SPAM!

  89. B.... J....

    SPAM SPAM SPAM

  90. B.... ....

    @Stece Daniel, it's a parody is stand by REM

  91. M.... P....

     best SPAM ever

    M.... P....

    GOOD FOR THE SKIN !!!

  92. S.... D....

    what's this to the tune of?? it sounds familiar but i can't place it

    S.... D....

    +Steve Daniel Darude Sandstorm.

    S.... D....

    Stand was the theme song for the short lived sitcom Get A Life starring Chris Elliot on Fox

    S.... D....

    Al's SPAM version is far better than REM's Stand

    S.... D....

    Yeah that was a good show. My whole family was tuned into Fox Sunday simpsons bundys in loving color Parker Lewis and get a life. Some other short lived like George Carlin and top of the heap and the show with the fat girls. Hermans head was good too and a couple of people that do Simpson's voices.

    S.... D....

    @Scalapher Falanar Dead joke alert.

  93. P.... ....

    2:21 Of course! Because Spam requires a key change! Lol. It's just that important!

  94. s.... ....

    Many people don't even know what SPAM is. It is "Pork Shoulder" cooked in the actual SPAM CAN. There are no Lips, Sphincters, Intestines, Testicles, or Eye Balls. It is simply "Pork Shoulder" cooked in a can. You get some Gelatin from the fat, but it is nothing weird. Too many people never gave it a chance. Yes it is a high fat protein, but cook it up or try it cold! Many people throughout the world have found SPAM to be tasty and a good source of Protein. (It saved, many, many people in WW2 due to its high nutritional value and High Calorie content!
    Sluggo
    Viva Le Spam!
     

    s.... ....

    Who has ever eaten a sphincter?

    s.... ....

    Smoking Cat Comics & Collectibles
    Spam. "It doesn't have any snouts or anuses in it" the immortal words of Todd Rundgren.

    s.... ....

    Except that gelatin is made from the protein in connective tissue, bones, and skin. Not fat. The more you know.

    s.... ....

    Back here in France, when something goes awry, we can say " Ya une couille dans le potage" which means "there's a boll*ck in the soup"... I'm pretty sure there's one (or more) too in that stuff.

    s.... ....

    Spooooon!

  95. j.... d....

    i remeber when you had to open it with a key.   guess you can think how old i am !!   lol

    j.... d....

    thanks.... at least im not the only one.  hope you have a very nice day and weekend too!!

    j.... d....

    @hogflyer62
    Went out looking for chipped beef for authentic SOS. It's damn expensive! Making it with ground beef just isn't the same. : (

    j.... d....

    WHyd they ditch the key anyway? I thought it was fun.

    j.... d....

    The key was as much fun as eating the Spam! My parents were sure I would cut my fingers off, but they let me open it anyway. And once it was open we could enjoy fried Spam, yummy!

  96. m.... ....

    I have a SPAM calendar...

  97. A.... ....

    One of my favorite Weird Al songs.

  98. m.... m....

    this video is Spam

    m.... m....

    As spam is unsolicited commercial email and this is a YouTube video how is it spam?

  99. M.... R....

    I'm pretty sure this is the national anthem for the state of Hawaii.

    M.... R....

    When my Boy Scout troop was in Hawaii I was offered to try Spam several times.

    M.... R....

    You guys have ruined Hawaii for me😭😭

    M.... R....

    It was my family trip to Hawaii and Oahu specifically that ruined me for life and made be cave and finally try Spam, with the encouragement of my parents (they'd been there before). I ended up loved it (as much as I hated to admit it, lol). I think they were even legit having a Spam Festival when we were there, though we couldn't go.

    M.... R....

    Not only in Hawaii, but also in other islands

    M.... R....

    @Heather Johnson why would you hate to admit it its just ham and pork shoulder with some spices and salt.