Yankovic, Weird Al - She Never Told Me She Was A Mime Lyrics




When we first met she seemed perfectly normal
I never dreamed she'd make my life so hard
You see, my baby, she started to change
Started lookin' kinda strange
Wearin' all that white makeup and those black leotards
Well, I guess she kept her little secret pretty well
Now, ever since I learned the horrible truth, you know my life has been a living hell
That's right, you see...

She never told me she was a mime
She never told me she was a mime, oh no
Actin' like she's trapped inside a big glass box all the time
She never told me, she never told me she was a...
Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-mime

I wish we both could just talk it all over
But my baby won't even make a sound
Now she makes everybody sick
Doin' that pantomime shtick
Even our old friends have stopped coming around
Well, my parents can't stand her and our neighbors hate her guts
She's really, really embarrassing me... this silent treatment's driving me nuts
You see...

She never told me she was a mime
She never told me she was a mime, oh no
Now she's actin' like she's trapped inside a big glass box all the time... what a crime
She never told me (she never told me) she never told me she was a mime

She walks against the wind everywhere we go
Stops at every corner, gotta put on a show
Carries 'round a picture of Marcel Marceau
Always the wuiet type, but how was I know to know?

She never told me she was a mime
She never told me she was a mime, oh no
Actin' like she's trapped inside a big glass box all the ti-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yime
She never told me, she never told me she was a mime





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Yankovic, Weird Al She Never Told Me She Was A Mime Comments
  1. hwat bobby

    im a nerd

  2. handsomebrick

    This song is quite similar to "Trapped In A Closet With Vanna White."

    Komic Klepto

    Exactly what I thought first time I heard this

  3. Hockeyfan 4life

    Always puts a smile on my face!

  4. Montesama314

    I guess he did all the talking on their first date.

    Logan Rabe

    @Montesama314
    Genius.

  5. Eric Krawczyk

    Sixth Comment

  6. Raphael Stauffer

    fifth comment

  7. Floating Brik Animations

    Fourth comment

  8. Accuracy

    I’m the third comment 😀😀😀😀😀😀

  9. Caeden Reeves

    The title has so much irony, if she was a mime of course she didn't TELL anyone.

    big ol'

    Yeah you got the joke.

    Jack Kanov Ysac

    that is the complete opposite of irony. you and alanis morissette should write a song together.

    Dom the Bomb

    Caeden Reeves *fake coughing* he's weird al

    Morporkshortman

    @Jack Kanov Ysac thank you! i love the song but damn alanis pick up a dictionary yeh?

  10. ELIJλH

    First.






    Person to comment here.

    Dom the Bomb

    ELIJλH nuh uh