Yankovic, Weird Al - Polka Patterns Lyrics
Everywhere, I see them there
I stop and stare at patterns
I don't care, I must declare
I've got a flair for patterns
My savoir faire is patterns
All I see is patterns
The patterns that repeat
Let's go into the bathroom
I know we're in a room where you would not expect much math
Usually you're in here for a shower or a bath
But if you gaze upon the floor, and if you're kinda smart
You'll see the repetition is like geometric art
Look
Everywhere, I see them there
I stop and stare at patterns
I don't care, I must declare
I've got a flair for patterns
On my hair, the clothes I wear
My savoir faire is patterns
All I see is patterns
The patterns that repeat
Hey!
A polkameister like myself never has to be bored
I just grab my ax and play some patterns on my keyboard
Now's the time for earplugs if you care about your health
So stand back, everybody, I'm gonna express myself
Look at this, patterns
I've got blisters on my fingers
Woo, hey, aw, get down
Yeah, help me, somebody, woo
Still there? Okay
Next time you find yourself at an exciting polka party
You can make some patterns with your feet and with your body
If you don't know the steps yet, here's the gang with all the answers
Ladies and gentlemen, introducing, the "Weird Al" Polka Dancers
Here they are
Everywhere, we see them there
We stop and stare at patterns
We don't care, we must declare
We've got a flair for patterns
On our hair, the clothes we wear
Our savoir faire is patterns
All we see is patterns
The patterns that repeat
Wallpaper, skyscrapers, funny papers, patterns
Evergreens, nouvelle cuisine, human beings, patterns
Garden rakes, wedding cakes, rattlesnakes, patterns
Golden wheat, little feet, my heartbeat
I gotta stop
Patterns, patterns, patterns, patterns
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- Yankovic, Weird Al - Foil
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- Yankovic, Weird Al - Handy
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Yankovic, Weird Al Polka Patterns Comments
I thought this was going to be the Devo cover, but still good though. :]
1.1k views and only 33 likes.. Come on people..
What was the show that usually aired before square one? It was a black screen with neon or color marker drawn people.
Izlude Tingel that wasn’t a show, those were the pbs bumpers that they aired
Square One TV!
http://www.mezzacotta.net/garfield/?comic=909
Someone keeps keeping this HQ video alive!!! THANK YOU! I don't know why it keeps vanishing!!!
From what i know, the previous time someone reuploaded it the guy's channel was terminated due to spam. The only other source i seem to find is the dailymotion url here - https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6gkr97 So i just used a random video downloader site to get it on youtube.
Thanks for the info!
One of my favorites.