Yankovic, Weird Al - Polka Face Lyrics

Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum muh
Oh whoa oh oh oh
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read-a my polka face
(She's got to love nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No he can't read-a my polka face
(She's got to love nobody)
P-p-p-polka face p-p-polka face (Mum mum mum muh)
P-p-p-polka face p-p-polka face

Womanizer, woman-womanizer, you're a womanizer
Oh, womanizer, oh, youre a womanizer baby
You are
You are
Womanizer, womanizer, womanizer

Boy don't try to front
I know just what you are
Boy don't try to front
I know just what you are

You say I'm crazy
I got your crazy
You're nothing but a

You spin my head right round, right round
When you go down, when you go down down
You spin my head right round, right round
When you go down, when you go down

Cuz day and night
The lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night
He's all alone through the day and night
The lonely loner seems to free his mind at night (at, at, at night)

It's a quarter after one, I'm a little drunk and I need you now
Said I wouldn't call but I've lost all control and I need you now
And I don't know how I can do without
I just need you now

And I was like baby baby baby
Baby baby baby
Baby baby baby
I thought you'd always be mine

So, so what, I'm still a rock star
I got my rock moves and I don't need you
And guess what, I'm havin' more fun
And now that we're done, I'm gonna show you tonight
I'm alright, I'm just fine and you're a tool
So, so what, I am a rock star
I got my rock moves and I don't want you tonight

I kissed a girl and I liked it, the taste of her cherry chapstick
I kissed a girl just to try it, I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong, it felt so right, don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it, I liked it

And I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay
Awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems

Blame it on the goose, gotcha feeling loose
Blame it on the 'tron, catch me in the zone
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol
Blame it on the vodka, blame it on the henny
Blame it on the blue tap, got you feeling dizzy
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol

Shawty's like a melody in my head
That I can't keep out
Got me singin' like
Na na na na everyday
It's like my iPod stuck on replay,
Stuck on replay
Stuck on replay

Baby, are you down, down, down, down, down?
Baby are you down?

I'm only gonna break break your break break your heart
I'm only gonna break break your break break your heart
I'm only gonna break break your break break your heart
I'm only gonna break your heart

Don't stop
Making pop
DJ blow my speakers up
I'mma fight
Till we see the sun light
Tick tock
On the clock
But the polka don't stop, no

P-p-p-polka face p-p-polka face
P-p-p-polka face p-p-polka face
Oh no you can't read my p-p-polka face p-p-p-polka face p-p-p-polka face

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Yankovic, Weird Al Polka Face Comments
  1. Alexandria

    if i would have never watched the super bowl i would’ve never seen this and im glad i saw this

  2. taekook.is.my.heart


  3. CALvin TV

    Weird Al is a freaking legend

  4. TheLoneCabbage

    I caught a contact high from this video.

  5. Jacob Bishop

    Watching this makes drug addicts feel sober in comparison

  6. Ben Turtles

    When I game

  7. Coino_Roblox YT

    2:00 Yeet my pants, I am still rocking with a star

  8. Chopper Lp

    WHY?! XD


    A HA HA B R I L L I A N T !!! 😆 !!!

  10. blu

    I thought this video was a fever dream but it really exists

  11. Aurora Noah

    This is epic. 🤣 Al is a genius. He always makes me smile.

  12. David Skinner

    Someone needs to tell me where to buy those clarinet bras.

  13. 緊急地震TheNatureLover and BurgundyBelly

    I saw Al as a robot in uncle grandpa

  14. Asian Boku

    this sosison

  15. Kai Dwyer

    I wanted caffeine and I got meth

  16. Liam Butterfield

    this video smells like acid to me.

  17. Dogmatic Bongo

    He wanted to make a number one song so this happened

  18. metal shadow


  19. The Shy Guy Studio

    Every Rhythm Heaven Remix 10 ever : we're the most ambitious crossover in the history.

    Polka Face : Hold My Drugs.

  20. Mark Barcena

    Numbericons in polka face

  21. Reagan Bison

    The animation of this reminds of the flash series the game

  22. Smeena Siddiqui

    I always love Al's parody. Best in 2020 love it.☺☺☺☺

  23. JeninTheTurtle

    guys I’m scared

  24. Meme R8r

    OK I know that the people who help make Weird Al Yankovic videos are paid in cocaine......but I guess they got a pay raise.....

  25. tanookigamer10 tanooki

    Lmao 😂😂😂

  26. Question_Mark

    I like the realistic depiction of Justin Bieber.

  27. Devil-angel Within

    Mashup songs:We have all the song-
    This song:

  28. Jonathon King

    Who's watching these AI songs in 2020😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😎😎😎😎😎🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

  29. Sacre the Dragon

    Not gonna lie, here from Polka Despair Redux.

    This shit bops.
    10/10 mashup.

  30. Sir Yeetus XIV

    Everybody gangsta till Al puss our the accordion

  31. Graham Waldo

    Can we just talk about how this video is copyright claimed for using this song?

    Sophie T

    Al gets legal permission and pays every artist for any song he uses in his parodies or his polkas.

  32. Jose Andrés Mora

    this is the 21st century bohemian rhapsody

    Vitorio Pedrelli

    What's the connection? I don't get it

  33. SketchyDoodleDoo

    The animation at the “Down” bit is 👌👌👌

  34. Sir.Anthony

    Great... Now I want a replay cover and a fireflies one....

  35. Air20

    So Al wanna explain urself

    Vitorio Pedrelli

    Why does he have to explain himself?


    Explain why he decided to do this

    Vitorio Pedrelli

    I guess you don't know that this is just one of his MANY polka medleys. His albums have polka medleys since 1984, which was when his second album came out.


    Vitorio Pedrelli do u know what a joke is

  36. Bullet The Beagle

    alright who’s takin drugs

  37. Elena chan

    I can't watch this video without feeling uncomfortable

  38. John Peterson

    Well then

  39. Rizunme

    danganronpa moment

  40. AstroG73

    play at 2x speed for slayer


    4:31 Damn! That's some hot dog!

  42. Diana Martin

    1:06 best part of the song ever

  43. XxRidgedWarsxX

    *what am I watching and why is it so beautiful?*

  44. Sammy K.

    Why is this just a collaboration of different songs?

  45. Elizabeth Gunther

    Those yetis are adorable.

  46. Mr.geekston

    It’s weird (pun intended) that no one asked why he did this I personally think he did it to show at that time at least that the songs sound the same and no one would notice like I didn’t know most of these songs and it took me a minute to realize when he changed a song

    Vitorio Pedrelli

    Al did polka medleys in concerts since 1982 and his albums have polka medleys since 1984. His only albums that didn't have a polka medley were the self-titled one in 1983(Which was his debut album) and his 1988 album Even Worse

  47. seouled


  48. SageTDS

    Teacher: How many songs can you make into one?
    Weird Al: Yes

  49. soda can


  50. Industrial bro

    Katy Perry’s face is so disturbing in this video, my god.

  51. Princeofcups Poc

    Naming her song Poker Face, she just handed this right to Al.

  52. Kolia Stevanovich

    Guys I found an alternative to LSD

  53. Melini


  54. Erik Blue

    This is how Finland defeated the soviets

  55. かわいChloePlayz

    Came from the Danganronpa video

    Sees this video
    *fuCK GO BACK*

  56. StaticFlash

    Weird Al should make a polka of all of his favorite songs and parodies he made.

  57. Epic group Games and stuff


  58. spitfire animates

    Some of us found this Danganronpa

  59. Jen Smiley

    This is the best ever!!! I almost peed myself laughing!

  60. My penis is unbelievably small but

    1:49 I wonder how Justin bieber thought of this

  61. It's Kyles Fault

    I asked my mom why I shouldn't do drugs in this is the video she showed me

  62. Honey Gilbert

    I love poka peadies.

  63. Patrick Trainor

    ok al,s amimator 1,000000000000000 cans of redbull

  64. JB in drugs jejejeje

  65. Frodo da hobbit

    Crack. Not even once


    0:38 M-Y---B-R-A-I-N.

  67. Ricardo Milos

    Danganronpa anyone?

  68. Blubasnurk

    Weird al: Rewind.

  69. Youare Smiling

    I get a scary trailer and i forgot a i click on

  70. Diamond Gamer

    There's no difference between gaga and that other one

  71. Odeo

    Would love to see fireflies with that fast of a tempo

  72. OkieDokieBoi

    As we close off the decade, let's appreciate how truly weird and wacky this melody is and how it all made us smile.

  73. [707] Defender of Justice!

    despair polka redux be like: *yes.*

  74. Ewan McInerney

    Scrolled down at 0:35 to read some comments, scrolled up about ten seconds later...What happened?

  75. yugiohfangirl6410

    It's 21:30 and the last day of 2019
    But I found this after so many years so I'm not passing out on this!

  76. GamerAustin

    1:29 the bowling alley screen when you get a strike

  77. the Dimadomedingdangs

    Y does 0:29 remind me of something from jojo’s bizarre adventure

  78. Feza Gaming

    I didn't even realise it was a crossover until the 3rd song

  79. The Weetarded1

    What is going on in this video....

  80. Evelyn Malsberger

    Okay, I'm only going to ask this once....

    Who put LSD in the animator's drink?

  81. Jan Moss

    What did I just see🤔😑😑😑😣😥

  82. Louis Chiu


  83. allie shouts

    The Womanizer Bot looks is going around blaming random objects for nothing and then looking at the camera helplessly.

    Just like Britney Spears in real life.

  84. Kenneth Wong

    He should do a polka of all the songs in the decade

  85. Anna Thomas

    chicken and pig for smash

  86. TheUnexpecter19

    0/10 needs more sausage

  87. Brian Curtis

    Does anyone know where to find the animation credits? Not the songs, the animation creators.

  88. Arcade

    So is this what doing acid looks like?

  89. 23s 40p

    What the heck was Weird al's animator on well doing this video better yet what was Al on the same thing


    They were on so many drugs, Giorno shuddered at his existance

  90. Luis The third Mario bro

    This bring back so many memories

  91. Kokichi Ouma

    Alguém br?

  92. Kokichi Ouma

    Alguém vê?

  93. EmilFranken

    This is awesome. How did i not find this until now?

  94. Anna Thomas

    after the "I need you now" segment most of the remeinder of the song is a phone call from a girl to her X stone drunk.

    Anna Thomas

    the "song" being their back and forth.

  95. Anna Thomas

    al looks so happy at the start!

  96. Eric Davis

    Honestly the best mashup I've ever heard.

    Zoey M

    I love this one too! You could have a college history of pop music class, using Al's 13 polka medleys.
    But, I think that his true Masterpiece, is the Hamilton Polka, a mash up of the Broadway smash hit, Hamilton.
    It's brilliant, sophisticated and funny. Al's no ordinary musician, he's a genius.