Yankovic, Weird Al - Polka Face Lyrics






Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum muh
Oh whoa oh oh oh
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read-a my polka face
(She's got to love nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No he can't read-a my polka face
(She's got to love nobody)
P-p-p-polka face p-p-polka face (Mum mum mum muh)
P-p-p-polka face p-p-polka face

Womanizer, woman-womanizer, you're a womanizer
Oh, womanizer, oh, youre a womanizer baby
You are
You are
Womanizer, womanizer, womanizer
(Womanizer)

Boy don't try to front
I know just what you are
Boy don't try to front
I know just what you are

(You!)
You say I'm crazy
(You!)
I got your crazy
(You!)
You're nothing but a
(You!)
Womanizer

You spin my head right round, right round
When you go down, when you go down down
You spin my head right round, right round
When you go down, when you go down

Cuz day and night
The lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night
He's all alone through the day and night
The lonely loner seems to free his mind at night (at, at, at night)

It's a quarter after one, I'm a little drunk and I need you now
Said I wouldn't call but I've lost all control and I need you now
And I don't know how I can do without
I just need you now

And I was like baby baby baby
Baby baby baby
Baby baby baby
I thought you'd always be mine

So, so what, I'm still a rock star
I got my rock moves and I don't need you
And guess what, I'm havin' more fun
And now that we're done, I'm gonna show you tonight
I'm alright, I'm just fine and you're a tool
So, so what, I am a rock star
I got my rock moves and I don't want you tonight

I kissed a girl and I liked it, the taste of her cherry chapstick
I kissed a girl just to try it, I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong, it felt so right, don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it, I liked it

And I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay
Awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems

Blame it on the goose, gotcha feeling loose
Blame it on the 'tron, catch me in the zone
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol
Blame it on the vodka, blame it on the henny
Blame it on the blue tap, got you feeling dizzy
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol

Shawty's like a melody in my head
That I can't keep out
Got me singin' like
Na na na na everyday
It's like my iPod stuck on replay,
Stuck on replay
Stuck on replay
Replay
Replay
Replay-ay-ay-ay

Baby, are you down, down, down, down, down?
Baby are you down?

I'm only gonna break break your break break your heart
I'm only gonna break break your break break your heart
I'm only gonna break break your break break your heart
I'm only gonna break your heart

Don't stop
Making pop
DJ blow my speakers up
tonight
I'mma fight
Till we see the sun light
Tick tock
On the clock
But the polka don't stop, no
Yodel-yodel-lady-hoo
Yodel-yodel-lady-hoo

P-p-p-polka face p-p-polka face
P-p-p-polka face p-p-polka face
Oh no you can't read my p-p-polka face p-p-p-polka face p-p-p-polka face





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  1. A.... ....

    if i would have never watched the super bowl i would’ve never seen this and im glad i saw this

  2. t.... ....

    MY WHOLE CHILDHOOD

  3. C.... T....

    Weird Al is a freaking legend

  4. T.... ....

    I caught a contact high from this video.

  5. J.... B....

    Watching this makes drug addicts feel sober in comparison

  6. B.... T....

    When I game

  7. C.... Y....

    2:00 Yeet my pants, I am still rocking with a star

  8. C.... L....

    WHY?! XD

  9. E.... W....

    A HA HA B R I L L I A N T !!! 😆 !!!

  10. b.... ....

    I thought this video was a fever dream but it really exists

  11. A.... N....

    This is epic. 🤣 Al is a genius. He always makes me smile.

  12. D.... S....

    Someone needs to tell me where to buy those clarinet bras.

  13. �.... a....

    I saw Al as a robot in uncle grandpa

  14. A.... B....

    this sosison

  15. K.... D....

    I wanted caffeine and I got meth

  16. L.... B....

    this video smells like acid to me.

  17. D.... B....

    He wanted to make a number one song so this happened

  18. m.... s....

    WEIRD FIREFLIES AL

  19. T.... S....

    Every Rhythm Heaven Remix 10 ever : we're the most ambitious crossover in the history.

    Polka Face : Hold My Drugs.

  20. M.... B....

    Numbericons in polka face

  21. R.... B....

    The animation of this reminds of the flash series the game

  22. S.... S....

    I always love Al's parody. Best in 2020 love it.☺☺☺☺

  23. J.... ....

    guys I’m scared

  24. M.... R....

    OK I know that the people who help make Weird Al Yankovic videos are paid in cocaine......but I guess they got a pay raise.....

  25. t.... t....

    Lmao 😂😂😂

  26. Q.... ....

    I like the realistic depiction of Justin Bieber.

  27. D.... W....

    Mashup songs:We have all the song-
    This song:

  28. J.... K....

    Who's watching these AI songs in 2020😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😎😎😎😎😎🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

  29. S.... t....

    Not gonna lie, here from Polka Despair Redux.

    This shit bops.
    10/10 mashup.

  30. S.... Y....

    Everybody gangsta till Al puss our the accordion

  31. G.... W....

    Can we just talk about how this video is copyright claimed for using this song?

    G.... W....

    Al gets legal permission and pays every artist for any song he uses in his parodies or his polkas.

  32. J.... A....

    this is the 21st century bohemian rhapsody

    J.... A....

    What's the connection? I don't get it

  33. S.... ....

    The animation at the “Down” bit is 👌👌👌

  34. S.... ....

    Great... Now I want a replay cover and a fireflies one....

  35. A.... ....

    So Al wanna explain urself

    A.... ....

    Why does he have to explain himself?

    A.... ....

    Explain why he decided to do this

    A.... ....

    I guess you don't know that this is just one of his MANY polka medleys. His albums have polka medleys since 1984, which was when his second album came out.

    A.... ....

    Vitorio Pedrelli do u know what a joke is

  36. B.... T....

    alright who’s takin drugs

  37. E.... c....

    I can't watch this video without feeling uncomfortable

  38. J.... P....

    Well then

  39. R.... ....

    danganronpa moment

  40. A.... ....

    play at 2x speed for slayer

  41. H.... ....

    4:31 Damn! That's some hot dog!

  42. D.... M....

    1:06 best part of the song ever

  43. X.... ....

    *what am I watching and why is it so beautiful?*

  44. S.... K....

    Why is this just a collaboration of different songs?

  45. E.... G....

    Those yetis are adorable.

  46. M.... ....

    It’s weird (pun intended) that no one asked why he did this I personally think he did it to show at that time at least that the songs sound the same and no one would notice like I didn’t know most of these songs and it took me a minute to realize when he changed a song

    M.... ....

    Al did polka medleys in concerts since 1982 and his albums have polka medleys since 1984. His only albums that didn't have a polka medley were the self-titled one in 1983(Which was his debut album) and his 1988 album Even Worse

  47. s.... ....

    I REMEMBER WHEN THIS FIRST CAME OUT IT NEVER GETS OLD

  48. S.... ....

    Teacher: How many songs can you make into one?
    Weird Al: Yes

  49. s.... c....

    i REALLY WANT A FULL VERSION OF "I KISSED A GIRL"

  50. I.... b....

    Katy Perry’s face is so disturbing in this video, my god.

  51. P.... P....

    Naming her song Poker Face, she just handed this right to Al.

  52. K.... S....

    Guys I found an alternative to LSD

  53. M.... ....

    FLIPNOTE HATENA MEMORIES THATS IT RIGHT THERE

  54. E.... B....

    This is how Finland defeated the soviets

  55. �.... ....

    Came from the Danganronpa video
    *Upgrade*

    Sees this video
    *fuCK GO BACK*

  56. S.... ....

    Weird Al should make a polka of all of his favorite songs and parodies he made.

  57. E.... g....

    r/blursedimages

  58. s.... a....

    Some of us found this Danganronpa

  59. J.... S....

    This is the best ever!!! I almost peed myself laughing!

  60. M.... p....

    1:49 I wonder how Justin bieber thought of this

  61. I.... K....

    I asked my mom why I shouldn't do drugs in this is the video she showed me

  62. H.... G....

    I love poka peadies.

  63. P.... T....

    ok al,s amimator 1,000000000000000 cans of redbull

  64. .... ....

    JB in drugs jejejeje

  65. F.... d....

    Crack. Not even once

  66. R.... V....

    0:38 M-Y---B-R-A-I-N.

  67. R.... M....

    Danganronpa anyone?

  68. B.... ....

    Weird al: Rewind.

  69. Y.... S....

    I get a scary trailer and i forgot a i click on

  70. D.... G....

    There's no difference between gaga and that other one

  71. O.... ....

    Would love to see fireflies with that fast of a tempo

  72. O.... ....

    As we close off the decade, let's appreciate how truly weird and wacky this melody is and how it all made us smile.

  73. [.... D....

    despair polka redux be like: *yes.*

  74. E.... M....

    Scrolled down at 0:35 to read some comments, scrolled up about ten seconds later...What happened?

  75. y.... ....

    It's 21:30 and the last day of 2019
    But I found this after so many years so I'm not passing out on this!

  76. G.... ....

    1:29 the bowling alley screen when you get a strike

  77. t.... D....

    Y does 0:29 remind me of something from jojo’s bizarre adventure

  78. F.... G....

    I didn't even realise it was a crossover until the 3rd song

  79. T.... W....

    What is going on in this video....

  80. E.... M....

    Okay, I'm only going to ask this once....




    Who put LSD in the animator's drink?

  81. J.... M....

    What did I just see🤔😑😑😑😣😥

  82. L.... C....

    THIS IS MASTERPIECE!!

  83. a.... s....

    The Womanizer Bot looks is going around blaming random objects for nothing and then looking at the camera helplessly.




    Just like Britney Spears in real life.

  84. K.... W....

    He should do a polka of all the songs in the decade

  85. A.... T....

    chicken and pig for smash

  86. T.... ....

    0/10 needs more sausage

  87. B.... C....

    Does anyone know where to find the animation credits? Not the songs, the animation creators.

  88. A.... ....

    So is this what doing acid looks like?

  89. 2.... 4....

    What the heck was Weird al's animator on well doing this video better yet what was Al on the same thing

    2.... 4....

    They were on so many drugs, Giorno shuddered at his existance

  90. L.... T....

    This bring back so many memories

  91. K.... O....

    Alguém br?

  92. K.... O....

    Alguém vê?

  93. E.... ....

    This is awesome. How did i not find this until now?

  94. A.... T....

    after the "I need you now" segment most of the remeinder of the song is a phone call from a girl to her X stone drunk.

    A.... T....

    the "song" being their back and forth.

  95. A.... T....

    al looks so happy at the start!

  96. E.... D....

    Honestly the best mashup I've ever heard.

    E.... D....

    I love this one too! You could have a college history of pop music class, using Al's 13 polka medleys.
    But, I think that his true Masterpiece, is the Hamilton Polka, a mash up of the Broadway smash hit, Hamilton.
    It's brilliant, sophisticated and funny. Al's no ordinary musician, he's a genius.