Yankovic, Weird Al - Pigeons Lyrics






Pigeons are such reprehensible things
Some critics, I'm told, call them rodents with wings
They terrorize folks with their constant dive-bombing
Which some find distasteful and some quite alarming

But still they fulfill an invaluable need
They give old men on park benches something to feed
In return for this honor, all they ask is that you
Allow them to soil the occasional statue





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  1. K.... ....

    It's taken about 20 years, but I finally recognised the Gilligans Island lyric at 1:45 (hadn't watched the show) - and is that a Buster Keaton reference at 2:00 ?

  2. B.... M....

    Queen B

  3. S.... ....

    0:54 did anyone else notice?

  4. C.... P....

    EPIC👏👏👏👏😂😂😂😂😂

  5. J.... J....

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WLGI4hUsd0
    the bulgarian parody

  6. R.... T....

    I want to somehow make 100 Amish people watch this

  7. J.... B....

    Love it!

  8. J.... D....

    F O O L

  9. C.... y....

    Wierd Al is hot

  10. K.... S....

    I am an American Indian or Aboriginal or A merindian or First Nations or Chug I am Gitxsan and Tsimpshian. Anyway whatever you call us these Nigga look dangerous. There goes the neighborhood.

  11. P.... d....

    Why are people Amish?

  12. S.... ....

    Oh man. This is so brilliant.

  13. a.... ....

    Oglądałem to w 2000 roku. 20 lat temu.
    To były piękne czasy.

  14. Z.... F....

    i don't like jews but this music was good

    Z.... F....

    Al's not Jewish.
    But, why are you sterotyping a whole group of people?

    Z.... F....

    Amish aren't Jewish either. Al and the Amish are both Christians.

  15. N.... O....

    My very first CD. So much nostalgia.

  16. Q.... C....

    Amish people have a tradition called "rumspringa" which is where their parents urge them to join normal society for a while so that they can make a conscious decision to join the Amish way of life when they're done.

    So chances are, this video was probably the first thing someone showed an amish teen from the 90s onward.

  17. N.... D....

    I've been watching this video for 10 years now and I just realized Al had to mouth the chorus backwards for that last shot. What a talented dude.

  18. G.... P....

    Becouse he kick him eggs en 1.55 min

  19. D.... M....

    The "Tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699" line always gets me

  20. /.... 8....

    Отличное время для рекомендации в 2020 ютуб.

  21. A.... S....

    I would say that the dislikes came from angry amish, but that would be impossible xD

  22. S.... ....

    ЭВРЕИИИИИИИИ

  23. M.... F....

    Now do jewish paradise.

  24. T.... ....

    hey look! its dwight!

  25. n.... n....

    )))))))))

  26. T.... T....

    Girls at school: I only used my phone for three hours today! I am so social!!

    Me and the boys:

  27. J.... S....

    They actually can use electricity, they just don't like being connected to a grid. It's limited but they can use technology.

  28. R.... S....

    I have an Amish wife I do not dare show her this video plus I cannot tell her that I was cellphone

  29. T.... B....

    It's hard Work and Sacrifice living in an Amish Paradise We Sell quilts at Discount Price living in an Amish Paradise lol............

  30. k.... 1....

    They should’ve used this for the original sonic movie trailer

  31. C.... T....

    This is what I feel like when my dad is fixing my bed

  32. C.... ....

    Is it just me who thinks Amish have strong similarity to chasidic Jews?

    C.... ....

    Nah, no way, what made you to think that?

  33. C.... T....

    me..Wow they sell quilts at discount prices mom.. okay let's get one me.. mom it's a SONG

  34. L.... M....

    2:36 xxtentation AJAJAJAJJAJJA

  35. T.... K....

    Where I was so awesome that I could go meet him in person because he is the best singer I don't now

  36. P.... P....

    2:54 I admire you for learning the song backwards

  37. I.... C....

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxuRFGogXAc&t=31s

  38. T.... F....

    My homies agree I look good in black !!!!$

  39. s.... ....

    I get why Coolio was mad about this. He knew this would be the version of his song that everyone would have in their playlists in the future, not gangster's paradise. Weird Al totally eclipsed what most would consider Coolio's only hit, made Coolio's whole career a footnote on his own. Now that's some cold as gangsta shit!

    s.... ....

    sirdudal0t gangster paradise is still a hit 🤷🏽‍♀️

  40. D.... ....

    The instrumental is dope

  41. M.... ....

    Weird Al vs Epic Rap Battles of History.

  42. C.... T....

    Lol this song reminds me of the next generation 😂

  43. T.... ....

    He is talented

  44. Z.... 1....

    Harvest moon switch E3 Reveal trailer

  45. D.... ....

    0:56 lady passes by
    *c h u r n i n g i n t e n s i f i e s*

  46. R.... ....

    All likes are from amish





    Lol they can't

  47. D.... V....

    "We haven't even payed the phone bill in 300 years"

    The phone wasn't even invented 300 years ago. XD

  48. C.... B....

    Ppl in the future is gonna say






    “Ok boomer”

  49. m.... ....

    Have you seen far so good

  50. H.... J....

    he is very haha gangsta LOL he is not he is amish not gangsta that is a joke ahaahahah LOOOL yep that was a joke because he is not gangsta this is a parody of Gangssatrers Pardoides LOL

  51. B.... S....

    Why did a Horror Movie add need to play at nearly 1:AM

  52. F.... i....

    I am a billion times humbler than thou art.

  53. M.... ....

    “Think you’re really righteous, think you’re pure at heart? Well I know I’m a million times as humble as thou art.”





    —Millennials

  54. a.... ....

    He calls the children Amlets. Lol.

  55. r.... l....

    nobody:
    my youtube recommendations in 2020:

  56. T.... A....

    Is it just me or is this better than the original?

  57. B.... T....

    2020 anybody?

  58. B.... ....

    **me and the bois at 3am farming**

  59. c.... c....

    this is terrible.

  60. X.... S....

    Jajajajajaja que tostado. Que creativo amigo

  61. L.... E....

    aca en Ecuador si no saben de rap les ponemos esta cancion para que se eduquen

  62. s.... ....

    I've Blasted this in my gold 2000 Buick LeSabre driving through Northern Burke NY a time or 2. The other group is over Bombay/Helena way. My neighborhood is Menonites. 1 is a good friend of mine, he loves this song lol

  63. �.... �....

    cood music 👍👂👀💪👏👌✌

  64. T.... P....

    My phone: *runs out of power*
    Me:

  65. S.... L....

    I'll be laughing my head when he is burning in Hell

  66. Q.... V....

    Chào cô chú

  67. O.... B....

    this doesnt sound like him

    O.... B....

    Al uses many singing voices just like the way he changes the way he looks.
    In his video, Ricky, he looks like 2 different people in the same video, Weird Al and Ricky.

    O.... B....

    Here's the link to it.
    https://youtu.be/6ZlLQLFq_H4

    O.... B....

    yea
    wht she said lol

  68. N.... ....

    the amish song

  69. R.... M....

    F O O L

  70. M.... R....

    Coolio who?

  71. D.... G....

    Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone. Fool!

  72. G.... ....

    meawhile other humans are destroying the earth so much for living like that

  73. L.... E....

    Ho is in 2020

  74. i.... ....

    *man builds his first farm in minecraft, 2011 colourised*

  75. z.... ....

    Appreciate the Buster Keaton homage.

    z.... ....

    What's the Keaton homage here?

    z.... ....

    @Make Rome Great Again The house frame falling around him.

  76. B.... 2....

    Play this song somewhere in an amish village. If your lucky you might be able to play this at a church

  77. Z.... M....

    As an amish, I fell very offended.
    Oh crap mama is coming... got to hide me phone😬

  78. Z.... H....

    This was the best video I ever seen and that beard is awesome

  79. J.... B....

    1 like = 1 churned butter

  80. K.... S....

    Me after going to a farm for more than 30 minutes.

  81. m.... l....

    Me lo recomendo en 2020

  82. M.... z....

    **Power goes out for 2 minutes *
    **Me and my family*: 0:00

  83. I.... B....

    lol Pennsylvania

  84. b.... r....

    2020..love it...

  85. D.... B....

    *F O O L*
    0:30
    1:34

  86. Z.... L....

    *Hoodafuq kept requesting this on the Box in the 90's? I was hoping for Crossroads but they kept requesting this song !*

  87. M.... G....

    I've listened to this even at .25 and 2 speed. Sad thing is, .25 sounds like an evil version and 2

  88. A.... T....

    If part 5 took place in Pennsylvania

  89. S.... ....

    I get vibes from Schrute Farms

  90. t.... ....

    Florence Henderson from the Brady Bunch was the wife.

  91. b.... j....

    20+ years later and the progressively profuse sweating never stops making me laugh

  92. S.... L....

    I thought this video is funniest as hell, I would laugh my head off

  93. r.... ....

    rememberign the line :Even eziekeil thinks that my mind is gone brought me here. lol. Classic stuff. GOd/Jesus bless and save all that read this. AMen!!

  94. D.... R....

    This parody is forever!!!😂😂😂🔝

  95. h.... ....

    they did a parodie of this music called gangsta paradise

  96. i.... c....

    the way he gets progressively sweatier throughout the video

  97. J.... ....

    He wont get in trouble for this video cus






    Amish people won’t see it😂

  98. P.... ....

    Amish boomer