Yankovic, Weird Al - Ode To A Superhero Lyrics






Poor Peter Parker was pitiful
Couldn't have been any shyer
Mary Jane still wouldn't notice him
Even if his hair was on fire

But then one day he went to that science lab
That mutated spider came down
Oh, and now Peter crawls over everyone's walls
And he's swingin' all over town

La li la, li de da
La la, li le la da dum

Sling us a web, you're the Spider-Man
Sling us a web tonight
'Cause we're all in the mood for a hero now
And there's evil doers to fight

Now Harry the rich kid's a friend of his
Who horns in on Mary Jane
But to his great surprise it seems she prefers guys
Who can kiss upside down in the rain

"With great power comes great responsibility"
That's the catch phrase of old Uncle Ben
If you missed it, don't worry, they'll say the line
Again and again and again

Oh, la la la, di de da
La la, di di da da dum

Now Norman's a billionare scientist
Who never had time for his son
But then something went screwy and before you knew he
Was trying to kill everyone

And he's ridin' around on that glider thing
And he's throwin' that weird pumpkin bomb
Yes, he's wearin' that dumb Power Rangers mask
But he's scarier without it on

Sling us a web, you're the Spider-Man
Sling us a web tonight
'Cause you're brave and you're strong and so limber now
But where'd you come up with those tights?

It's a pretty sad day at the funeral
Norman Osborn has bitten the dust
And I heard Harry's said he wants Spider-Man dead
Aw, but his buddy Pete he can trust

Oh, and M.J. is all hot for Peter now
Aw, but Peter, he just shuts her down
Mary Jane, don't you cry, you can give it a try
Again when the sequel comes 'round

Oh, la la la, di de da
La la, di di da da dum

Sling us a web, you're the Spider-Man
Sling us a web tonight
'Cause we all sure could use us a hero now
And we think that you'll do all right





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  1. K.... B....

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  2. C.... D....

    Ah the memories

  3. D.... B....

    In the spiderman ps4 game you find prototype goblin gear in a secret lab in Osborne's penthouse foreshadowing that Goblin will be either a boss fight or just make a appearance in the next spiderman game

  4. P.... M....

    Great job Benjamin!! I almost woke up the whole house laughing out loud in the middle of the living room.

    P.... M....

    LOL! I'm thrilled you liked it!

  5. t.... b....

    If you missed it, don’t worry, they say the line again and again and again! Hahaha

  6. M.... D....

    If you missed it don’t worry they’ll say the line, over and over again. Lmao

  7. W.... C....

    It's odd how even better this song is years later, especially with the part about "great power comes with great responsibility" being said over and over again (with all the reboots lmao)

  8. J.... M....

    Amazing! (just like Spiderman) Please do more of these. THANK YOU for your hard work.

  9. B.... B....

    This is great. I just wish the picture wasn't squished to make it 4:3.

    B.... B....

    Brandon Blackmoor aye

  10. w.... ....

    It's good... But not al's best. Seems very forced. I love everything Al does, but this is... Meh, at best

  11. B.... S....

    This is one of my favorite Weird Al songs.

    B.... S....

    Ben Sakschek same ben

  12. R.... G....

    Poor Peter Parker was pitiful
    Couldn't have been any shyer
    Mary Jane still wouldn't notice him
    Even if his hair was on fire


    But then one day he went to that science lab
    That mutated spider came down
    Oh, and now Peter crawls over everyone's walls
    And he's swingin' all over town


    La li la, li de da
    La la, li le la da dum


    Sling us a web, you're the Spider-Man
    Sling us a web tonight
    'Cause we're all in the mood for a hero now
    And there's evildoers to fight


    Now, Harry the rich kid's a friend of his
    Who horns in on Mary Jane
    But to his great surprise, it seems she prefers guys
    Who can kiss upside down in the rain


    "With great power comes great responsibility"
    That's the catchphrase of old Uncle Ben
    If you missed it, don't worry, they'll say the line
    Again and again and again


    Oh, la la la, di de da
    La la, di di da da dum


    Now Norman's a billionaire scientist
    Who never had time for his son
    But then something went screwy and before you knew he
    Was trying to kill everyone


    And he's ridin' around on that glider thing
    And he's throwin' that weird pumpkin bomb
    Yes, he's wearin' that dumb Power Rangers mask
    But he's scarier without it on


    Sling us a web, you're the Spider-Man
    Sling us a web tonight
    'Cause you're brave and you're strong and so limber now
    But where'd you come up with those tights?


    It's a pretty sad day at the funeral
    Norman Osborn has bitten the dust
    And I heard Harry's said he wants Spider-Man dead
    Aw, but his buddy Pete he can trust


    Oh, and M.J. is all hot for Peter now
    Aw, but Peter, he just shuts her down
    Mary Jane, don't you cry, you can give it a try
    Again when the sequel comes 'round


    Oh, la la la, di de da
    La la, di di da da dum


    Sling us a web, you're the Spider-Man
    Sling us a web tonight
    'Cause we all sure could use us a hero now
    And we think that you'll do all right

    R.... G....

    Ryan Gallagher ty

  13. d.... ....

    Thank you Benjamin! You're pretty much of a genius yourself. Incredible job on this accompaniment to Weird Al's song!

    d.... ....

    Thank you deburke2, I had a lot of fun creating it!

  14. T.... H....

    "But to his surprise: she preferes guys who can kiss upside down in the rain"
    amazing line

  15. B.... B....

    Captures the classic spider man as well as the movie.


    I'd almost add:


    Now I sell my issues away - because he's a clone no he's black no he's gay - but once upon a time he was all right.


    But then mammon incorporated aka Disney aka Marvel wouldn't let him do the song.

  16. D.... ....

    Yeah, Tom Holland’s Spidey is nice for the MCU, but Toby Maguire’s had this sort of magic about him thanks to Raimi.
    Also it helps that his Spider-man has a Weird Al sonn about him.

    D.... ....

    Dreamwalker who's raimi

  17. s.... h....

    LOL "He's wearing that dumb power rangers mask....."

  18. k.... ....

    this was a well made video

    k.... ....

    Thank you, I'm glad you like it!

  19. d.... l....

    i didn’t read the title and i was listening and thought to myself “this sounds a lot like weird al” then i read the title

  20. m.... f....

    I almost want to watch spiderman again now...good work man

    m.... f....

    Thank you michael french!

  21. T.... C....

    Very well done Co-coordinating the video with the song

    T.... C....

    Thank you.

  22. I.... d....

    *Top 10 Nostalgic YouTube Videos*

  23. V.... ....

    I was eight when I heard this song for the first time, damn it was so long time ago...

  24. M.... ....

    It was said that Aunt May secretly knew that Peter was Spider-Man. When she is saved from the building by Spider-Man, he calls her "Aunt May". It was probably the tone of his voice or the way he said it that gave it away.

  25. W.... P....

    What if harry osborne was bitten

  26. C.... M....

    i can't believe i found this .. this was perfectly done ! i didn't even know that Piano Man existed first ... man ! Nostalgia !

  27. �.... C....

    I was -1 when this movie came out. My brothers were three. Of course, when I was one and they were five, the sequel came out.
    I grew up on these movies because of my brothers.
    And I can't really say how grateful I am for that.
    By the time I was four, the third and final installment had come out. I remember my dad having me listen to this song (I'm not sure if he showed me this video, but it's quite possible), and I loved it. Absolutely loved it.
    And then a couple years later I learned it was a parody and must've sounded so stupid to my mom. I don't remember everything, but I'm assuming it went something like this:
    We're in the car (this I remember), and my mom plays Piano Man. I get confused when it isn't the right lyrics or voice. I ask "Why is this not the Spider-Man song? Did someone copy the music?" My mom is reasonably confused and asks "What do you mean 'Did someone copy the music'?" I tell her "This is the Spider-Man song, it has the same music." My dad at this point has probably started laughing and has to explain it to my mom.
    I sincerely thought that this version was the original and whatever song my mom was playing was by some copycat who stole his melody.

    To this day, everytime I hear the beginning of Piano Man (which is a great song and I love it), I wish it's going to be the Spider-Man version.

    �.... C....

    Thank you for sharing that precious memory.

  28. B.... ....

    QUALiTY

  29. J.... N....

    RIP Stan Lee 1922-2018. 😢

  30. G.... S....

    for Stan Lee

  31. G.... ....

    RIP Stan Lee

  32. s.... p....

    i came here from Piano Man

  33. B.... G....

    This is one of the first YouTube videos I had seen

    B.... G....

    Cobra The Gamer Nice!

  34. A.... ....

    *Me watching this in 2018* "I'm not gonna cry...I'm not gonna cry..." THE NOSTALGIA!

  35. Y.... ....

    A video as old as time

  36. t.... a....

    5.3kth like?

  37. T.... U....

    Willem Dafoe vs Michael Shannon:
    Who has the scarier face?

  38. [.... c....

    Holy shit I loved this song as a kid this is so nostalgic

  39. k.... P....

    And i heard harry said,"he wants spiderman dead, but his buddy pete he can trust" lol

    k.... P....

    That line always makes me tear up a little. It's so sad.

  40. b.... g....

    Whose excited for the new Spider-Man game

  41. A.... H....

    My childhood in one song

  42. N.... ....

    Actually I think the first Spiderman movie is kind of a sad movie because 9/11 happened right before this movie was supposed to be released and initially the World Trade Center was featured in a few scenes during the film but had to be removed for obvious reasons. :(

  43. E.... J....

    a blast from junior high!

  44. V.... R....

    He stinks and I don't like him.

  45. B.... R....

    R.I.P. Steve Ditko 1927 - 2018 you will be missed.

  46. i.... ....

    This and "You're Pitiful" are my favorite fan made videos. Excellent work.

  47. T.... C....

    I oddly remember this, Weird Al brings me a lot of old memories when my family introduced him to me for the first time.

  48. W.... ....

    favorite line "Mary Jane is all hot for Peter now"

  49. G.... ....

    This is a YouTube classic.

  50. B.... P....

    What is the original song is this

    B.... P....

    Ben Pelrine Piano Man by Peter Joel

  51. C.... C....

    0:00 turtle fells off bridge

  52. T.... T....

    Two things.....lucy lawless looks good punked out...wat an honor to be in a movie with the macho man

  53. C.... G....

    It’s probably been 3 years since I’ve listened to this song. I can’t believe I still remember every word to it. 😆

  54. 1.... ....

    Sam Ramimi did the best Spider-Man movies.

  55. L.... S....

    Oooohhhh

  56. M.... R....

    Damn memories

  57. T.... V....

    How has this been out for a decade and I've never heard of this

  58. M.... B....

    *Memories*

    M.... B....

    An old man was sitting next tl me, making love to his tonic and gin, when he told me to play him a memory.
    Lets just say he didn't mean this.

  59. M.... P....

    I just saw a Billy Joel concert and I instantly thought of this song probably because I first heard this song in 2003 and then the original piano man song in the summer of 2004/2005.

  60. O.... J....

    The long lost land of mine on YouTube for 10 years and I finally here once again....

  61. Z.... t....

    I love this movie it's my childhood

  62. T.... P....

    Don’t know if I like this version or Billy’s... what do u guys think?

  63. C.... ....

    I was here when you uploaded this my g

  64. J.... M....

    This video is 10 years old..... Damn

  65. B.... K....

    This got me to listen to the original song!

  66. R.... t....

    and he's swinging all over town. AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH WHAM!

  67. D.... O....

    The world doesn't need me to inform it that Weird Al kicks ass :)

  68. V.... ....

    Piano man

  69. F.... M....

    Let's all take a minute to appreciate the genius talent of Weird Al. He takes parody up to another level. Never has anyone been able to match his talent with such stunning consistency.

    Al Yankovic the Legend

  70. s.... ....

    Somehow this manages to be more moving than either the Spider Man film or the Billy Joel song.

    s.... ....

    That's awesome! Thank you.

    s.... ....

    Thank you!

  71. S.... V....

    I'm not a fan of Spider-Man but this was a good video. Plus, I'm a big fan of Weird Al's.

    S.... V....

    Thanks, I had a ton of fun putting it together.

  72. P.... P....

    In the comics, no one stays dead except uncle ben.

  73. C.... D....

    This is bloody amazing

    C.... D....

    Much appreciated.

  74. M.... ....

    "Dumb Power Rangers mask."

  75. D.... D....

    10 years ago... back when we had just one Spiderman :´)

  76. B.... P....

    Now if only Weird Al did Amazing Spider-Man as well as Homecoming...

    B.... P....

    I attempted one for the first reboot movie 5 years ago: https://popeyesquirm.wordpress.com/2012/07/11/the-amazing-ode-to-a-superhero/

  77. M.... B....

    this is so funny

  78. I.... e....

    Spider-Man: Homecoming theme song. Who's with me?

  79. M.... P....

    I love Piano Man and Weird Al, and had no idea this song existed until today. What a treat!

  80. E.... M....

    I thought this was an original song but when I searched further, I noticed it was Piano Man

  81. M.... Z....

    I wish they would have kept this series of Spiderman going. The people cast to play the roles of the characters were 100% perfect in this series. ... I don't like "The Amazing Spiderman" series. ...

  82. J.... B....

    someone needs to do a deadpool version of this with him singing this to spiderman

  83. G.... S....

    Very, very good, and I am sure it was alot of work. But well done, you. It is uncanny how wel you capture the voice and phrasing of the original.

    G.... S....

    Benjamin Boekweg Great editing, fun to watch. Thank you!

    G.... S....

    The uploader of this video did not make the song, in case you didn't realize. He took a song written by a certain Alfred Yankovic and put it over scenes from Spider-Man 1.

    G.... S....

    This video reminds me of when i was 7 year old, I came back here after 11 years ;)

    G.... S....

    This dude is still pinning comments after 11 years

    G.... S....

    @Snidbert lmao.. it's saf you to explain that.. but people are that stupid

  84. D.... B....

    This is what happens when you get inebriated and watch spiderman.

  85. w.... ....

    Ode to a Supervillain (Worm)

    That Taylor Hebert was tragic
    Couldn't've been more alone
    Those bullies, they wouldn't let up on her
    Even if someone burned down her home

    But they shoved her in that grody locker
    She had herself a trigger event
    Oh, now Taylor's mind tugs at the worms and the bugs
    So you criminals better repent

    La li la, li de da
    La la, li le la da dum

    Spare us your swarm, you're the Skitter, man!
    Spare us your swarm tonight
    'Cause we're not in the mood for a villain now
    And you're just a bit of a fright

    Now Danny, her dad is a sad old man
    Who just wants to help his girl out
    Boy, if only he knew that his daughter
    Was punching crime lords in the snout

    Oh, and Taylor's joined the Undersiders
    Just to turn them all in in the end
    But I bet you five bucks that she won't have the guts
    Oh, if only this girl had some friends

    Oh, la la la, di de da
    La la, di di da da dom

    Now Lung is a big scary dragon man
    Who's saying he wants Skitter dead
    But I don't think you'd act any differently
    If she'd rotted your junk off instead

    And he's roaring and big and on fire now
    And the rest of the villains are gone
    But Skitter's so bold, she just knocks him out cold
    Guess the answer was drugs all along

    Spare us your swarm, you're the Skitter, man!
    Spare us your swarm tonight
    'Cause you're quick and you're smart and so creepy now
    And I'm just not a fan of bug bites

    It's a pretty bad time at the party
    Until Coil comes and saves the day
    And he's saying the villains could protect the city
    So in a way crime does really pay

    Oh, and Taylor is all hot for Brian now
    Oh, but Brian he just shuts her down
    Taylor, girl, don't you cry, you can give it a try
    When the Slaughterhouse Nine comes to town

    Oh, la la la, di de da
    La la, di di da da dum

    Spare us your swarm, you're the Skitter, man!
    Spare us your swarm tonight
    'Cause we all sure find you kind of frightening
    And there's scarier monsters to fight

  86. S.... F....

    One of the first videos I watched on youtube

  87. C.... c....

    Anyone notice Dafoe's mask was designed to resemble the green goblin face on the front of the truck from "Maximum Overdrive"? :D

    C.... c....

    CK's channel. No it wasn't. The Maximum Overdrive face is the same one from the comics. Idk what they were thinking with the movie version of the Goblin. Doc Ock was done good,tho!

  88. C.... ....

    Although this is meant to be a parody, IMO this is a genuinely great song in its own right.

    C.... ....

    Yankovic is genuinely talented--it make sense for him to keep up the goofy shtick, but he really puts in the effort to make it an individual work of art that stands on its own.

  89. R.... B....

    Nice. I'd like someone (doesn't have to be Weird Al) to write more about 2 and 3

  90. J.... H....

    Can't wait for the restart of this character! Always felt that this song was the best thing about this trilogy...

  91. S.... ....

    i would love to see a willem dafoe joker

  92. -.... 1....

    this songs fucking stupid

  93. N.... ....

    Its special effects or main actor haven't aged well, but these Spiderman movies where definitely better than the Amazing Spiderman movies. Hopefully the new MCU version will be better, I'll need someone to watch once they kill Iron Man off

    N.... ....

    If the infinity war trailer is any indication, peter is probably gonna die before tony

  94. P.... _....

    Even Trumps wall?

  95. B.... ....

    This should be in Spiderman Homecoming

    B.... ....

    Too bad it wasn't

    B.... ....

    Probably we can get it in far from home😂

    B.... ....

    Why? There’s characters in the song that aren’t in the movie

  96. X.... T....

    He's whirring that dumb power rangers mask (though he's scarier without if on .)