Yankovic, Weird Al - Never Met A Person As Wonderful As Me Lyrics






Well, I stare at myself in the mirror
When I wake up every morn
And I marvel at how great I've been
Since the day that I was born

I've made so many albums
I've run out of things to name 'em
My fans all want to be like me
And really, who can blame 'em

Teenage groupies all surround me
I guess I know why
No one else can match my charm
Why do they even try

All the girls in college
Turned me down for other fellas
But I know why, it seems to me
They're just insanely jealous
Who wouldn't be

Some people call it self-indulgence
But they just don't understand
That it's hard to be too humble
When you know that you're so grand

And I'm not trying to say I'm perfect
I just want you to see
That I've never met a person
Who's as wonderful as me

Now, I'm not arrogant or haughty
And I'm certainly not conceited
But anyone trying to match my wits
Is very soon defeated

I'm a marvellous human being
I'm just one big hunk of man
Sometimes I have to marvel
At how very great I am

Some people call it self-indulgence
But they just don't understand
That it's hard to be too humble
When you know that you're so grand

And I'm not trying to say I'm perfect
I just want you to see
That I've never met a person
Who's as marvellous, spectacular
Fantastic and terrific
And so very great and wonderful as me





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  1. K.... V....

    Damn you, Ted...Damn you!

  2. S.... 6....

    Getting ready for surgery 😶😶

  3. M.... Y....

    Is al good or bad comment if good like if not good

  4. A.... B....

    If Al's shoes weren't a good enough first clue this scenario wasn't to be taken seriously, then maybe how he dealt with his first patient will. This is all kinds of crazy.

  5. A.... H....

    Well done you brought this man back to life and probably shattered his ribs

  6. s.... t....

    At least you can credite Ted Mosby!

  7. D.... S....

    Love how Madonna herself is in the video

  8. K.... 1....

    Al would be perfect as Deadpool😂

  9. T.... M....

    2:32 why is nobody mentioning the fact there’s a football player just there?

  10. G.... M....

    FACT a lot of the artists that he parodied liked what he did MJ was one of Al's biggest fans

  11. U.... R....

    Still the best.

  12. B.... f....

    idk him, just came here after watching HIMYM episode where ted goes for his concert.

  13. T.... ....

    wtf 0:42 theres feet on both ends of the gurney

  14. A.... S....

    Idk but this music video creeped the shit out of me when I was like 5

  15. L.... C....

    My HMO sent me to this guy. Pray for me🤒🤕

  16. A.... M....

    I love Als sneakers and the 3 stooges reference

  17. Z.... N....

    Almost 10 years later and it's still on my mind.
    Got your kidneys, on my mind

  18. J.... E....

    crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  19. D.... A....

    Why does he slightly sound like Spongebob?

  20. P.... ....

    It's to good xD

  21. S.... ....

    over 200k people die a year from medical errors on average in the US Weird AL: yesssssss

  22. L.... S....

    like a surgeon uwu?

  23. A.... S....

    I love werid al it's 1 am and I am a werid al marathon lol I love his music especially when I have a bad day and need to smile 😁

  24. m.... j....

    2:24 Looks like pennywise paid a visit to Al

  25. M.... M....

    0:35 How to come back to life

  26. T.... S....

    This is Al's most hilarious!!!! 😂🤣

  27. D.... D....

    Лапенко, это ты?

  28. L.... B....

    Weirdo.

  29. G.... ....

    Thank Ted Mosby

  30. J.... D....

    Had surgery 10 days ago.

    I've been singing this for 11 of those.

  31. A.... S....

    I just can't get enough of Weird Al.

  32. A.... ....

    this video involves al's tummy. we have been blessed.

    A.... ....

    And his cute dancing~

  33. b.... ....

    The last scenes were so hilarious 😂

  34. W.... C....

    My surgeon had me on my feet the day after surgery.i had to sell my car to pay his bill

  35. Y.... P....

    8 year old Ted Mosby wrote this song

  36. U.... ....

    Madonna suggested this to a friend who suggested it to her manager whose manger knew Weird Al's manager who suggested it to Al.

  37. M.... C....

    şahan gökbakar da bu adamın çakmalığını yapmaya çalışmıştı bir dönemler. Kötüydü demiyorum ama özgün değildi

  38. a.... s....

    😂😂

  39. T.... B....

    I wish the actual song was this good. The actual song sucks. Al is great at making bad songs good.

  40. T.... B....

    Best part of Listening to comedy parodys of songs you don't like is that when you hear the songs on the radio,there good and really funny.

  41. T.... B....

    100X Better than Madonna then and 1000X better than her now.

  42. 4.... ....

    My old girlfriend wished she was a 'virgin'..so did I Nori....

  43. S.... ....

    Welcome to the new decade 2020/2030

  44. H.... S....

    He's got all of Madonna's moves down. 🤣🤣🤣

  45. T.... 8....

    This is way better than Justin Bieber

  46. C.... N....

    Would you want Weird Al operating on you?

  47. F.... !....

    If I ever seen my doctor pull this face 2:00 I’d run and scream

  48. T.... ....

    RIght... I've underwent surgery last year, and am I glad I didn't see this video prior to that operation!

  49. D.... D....

    First comment of 2019 on the song which was made through Ted Mosby's idea

    D.... D....

    Sometimes it scares me, that some people really believe, that a fictional character, that was created by a bunch of writers, 20 years after Al released this video, actually had anything to do with it.

  50. N.... �....

    Theme Hospital

  51. f.... ....

    Sure you've been to med school sure..

  52. S.... W....

    What's this a parody of

    S.... W....

    Like a virgin by Madonna how do you not know that ???

    S.... W....

    @fireninja76543 :(

    S.... W....

    @Seif Williams lol its fine ! im just suprised you dont know search it up great track

  53. A.... P....

    Christina yang quacked so loudly

  54. S.... ....

    Anyone here from How I Met Your Mother?

  55. R.... S....

    How i met yout mother

  56. C.... S....

    Den er sjov alt det der er ikke rigtig

  57. M.... M....

    This man rocks.

  58. D.... G....

    2:10 is that actually Madonna or an actress?

  59. A.... H....

    Plot twist: it wasn’t a music video but actually a documentary on medical malpractice

  60. M.... D....

    How I met your mother brought me here

    Like if it has brought you too

  61. M.... B....

    We can thank Ted Mosby for this masterpiece.

  62. A.... P....

    This guy did this at a gong show at my Christian youth camp in 1994. I never knew it was a real song.

  63. a.... ....

    Making a music disc for my friend for Christmas and you can bet this is going in there.

  64. l.... ....

    that fucking double ended foot person being wheeled around at the begining xD

  65. N.... L....

    Playing surgeon simulator be like:

  66. C.... O....

    _It's a fact I'm a quack,_
    _A disgrace to the AMA,_
    _'Coz my patient died,_
    _Yeah, my patient died_
    _BEFORE HE COULD PAY!_

    ^^^ Obamacare in a nutshell. Can't believe the Socialist Republic of New York City is, even now in 2019, still doing the Obamacare thing! Is that even legal!? Wow, takes a special kind of stupid... Meanwhile, "Weird Al" smacks the nail right square upon its head as usual. "Weird Al" Rocks N' Rules hehehehehe

    C.... O....

    You're right. It's about time we joined the rest of the civilized world and got Medicare for All.
    Healthcare is a human right not an oppurtunity for Insurance companies to make a profit off of people getting sick or injured.

  67. A.... ....

    I’ve lost my surginity

  68. F.... G....

    End of 2019? 😂😂

  69. A.... G....

    Fun fact: Madona actually suggested this parody

    A.... G....

    @Seif Williams Like A Virgin by Madonna

    A.... G....

    A Good Little Bean no he didn’t Ted Mosby did!

    A.... G....

    Eoin Thhdbjwu that was a joke on a tv show you dumbbell

    A.... G....

    @starwarzfan71 woooosh

    A.... G....

    @Pvshka You wooshed the wrong person, also why didn't you put the r and slash?

  70. g.... ....

    I have to say thanks to Weird al Yankovic because I told my parents that I want to be a doctor by this song.

  71. l.... v....

    👌😁😁😁😁😁

  72. a.... ....

    After "Like a Virgin" became a hit, Madonna made a joke about wondering when Weird Al was going to do "Like a Surgeon." He heard about it and this is the result!

    a.... ....

    Sure, just ignore Ted Mosbey’s heavy influence.

    a.... ....

    Josh McCrohon that was a joke dumbbell

    a.... ....

    starwarzfan71 Ted Mosby is a reference to a fictional show where a character claims to have sent weird al the idea for this song. He was making a joke

    a.... ....

    Barracko Taco i know I’ve seen that episode

  73. T.... R....

    Unfinished

  74. E.... R....

    Why this guy is not in the rock hall???...more talented and better than must so call musicians in there....some dont even belong there

  75. A.... N....

    🤣🤣🤣🤣😌🤣 this is my first video of his.

  76. C.... M....

    I am not a doctor so can someone make a list of medical imposiblities/things that would get him or the other doctors fired or at least sued

  77. C.... T....

    I love this

  78. T.... F....

    Is it bad that all the Hospitals I run are exactly like this? Nah, I doubt that. =)P

  79. s.... -....

    Dont let weird al touch your genitals hes not a real doctor

  80. R.... ....

    0:12 nice three stooges reference.

  81. B.... A....

    Reminds me of Theme Hospital game Doctors lol

  82. l.... 1....

    This song is the reason I hate going to the doctor.

  83. S.... C....

    Like a surgeon 🤣🤣😂😂

  84. M.... t....

    How did Madonna react to this?

    M.... t....

    It was Madonna's idea.

    M.... t....

    @Sophie T did she write a letter to Weird Al requesting he parody one of her songs?

    M.... t....

    @Marvin the Maniac No, Madona's friend was freinds with Al's manager and she told him Madona wanted Al to make her song into Like a Surgeon. This is the only song Al ever did where he took a suggestion from somebody.

    M.... t....

    @Sophie T gotcha!

  85. V.... t....

    I imagine this would be painful to watch for a real doctor.

    V.... t....

    depends on if you pay millions for a brain surgery from some overpayed self proclaimed specialist, or from the socialist own doctor´s.

  86. F.... G....

    druze ti ako nisi srbin ja ne zam sta jesi

  87. B.... 1....

    There are probably medical facilities on this planet that are actually that incompetent, though.

  88. R.... ....

    He's got more talent in that amputated finger than Madonna-the-Whore has in her whole body.

  89. P.... Z....

    Succulent 80s silliness.

  90. C.... W....

    This is a great

  91. Y.... B....

    Straight up had surgery today, glad i didnt see this before I went

  92. E.... M....

    THIS WAS MADE IN 1985???? AHHHHH IM SO YOUNG

  93. I.... S....

    YASSSSSSSS