Yankovic, Weird Al - Lasagna Lyrics
La-la-la-la-lasagna
You want-a some-a lasagna magnifico
Or a-maybe spaghetti
Ay, you supper's a-ready now, where you go
Mama mia bambino
'Samatta you, 'samatta you
You should-a taste my lasagna
Ay, you no like-a lasagna
That's okay too
How about-a calzone
Some-a nice minestrone, ats good for you
Have-a some marinara
Have-a some marinara, I know-a you like
I know-a you like, I know-a you like
La-lasagna
La-lasagna
La-lasagna
Would you like some-a zucchini
Or-a my homemade linguini, it's hard to beat
Have-a more fettuccini.
Ay, you getting too skinny, you gotta to eat
Ay, mange, mange
[gargling]
Ay, you-a pass the lasagna
A-don't you get any on ya, you sloppy pig
Have-a more ravioli
You-a get roly poly, a-nice and-a big
Like you cousin Luigi
Luigi, Luigi, capisce paisan
Capisce paisan, capisce paisan
La-lasagna
La-lasagna
La-lasagna
La-lasagna
Hey
Hey
[laughing]
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Yankovic, Weird Al Lasagna Comments
Garfield song!
Life goal to have sex to this song
Perfect lyrics
It's funny how this has actually more meaning than the original
My plan to revive Garfield:
I love this song for two big reasons:
1: it's about my favorite food ever.
2: it mentions all of my favorite pastas.
Nuff' said.
Who else is eating Lasagna while they listen?
I’m going to ask my crush out with this song
Worlds Sexiest Music
I would think this was The first video I ever watch
Life goal: have sex to this song
My fucking teacher called this song racist towards Italian people like wtf
when garfield goes to italy
Life goal: drive with my kid to the adoption centre while playing this
Garfield's Favorite Song. ;)
When I have my funeral I want this song to play.
This is making me hungry for spaghetti
I want this played at my funeral
I want this played at my funeral
damn really gonna do la bamba like. that
Zulasagna
Showing this to my gf so she’s knows what song we’re making love to
A new life goal for me: have sex with the women of my dreams to this song.
Ah yes grafield favorite song
What is up with this guy and food
My life goal is to fuck to this song
Someone did a parody of it with the first verse being, "What are the words to La Bamba? What are the words to La Bamba, I don't know, cause I do not speak Spanish, "…
I can't find it anywhere.
IM FAT LIKE A ROLLI POLLI.
THIS SONG IS INAPPROPRIATE... FOR SOMEONE WHO'S A LASAGNA ADDICT!!! 😂
I fucking love this for no absolute reason
sex song
The first time I heard this,I was laughing hard
La la lasagna
Just eat it
😂😂😂😂😂🤣 so funny
My life goal is to have sex to this song
Dear whoever turned this song in my house in work at a pizza place in roblox...... YOU MADE MY FACE TURN RED FOR 30 MINS SO THANK YOU!!
Weird Al was given Italian Citizenship after this.
Why does this sound so wrong
life goal: have sex to this song
Love the music but makes me hungry 😋
I pulled up to an Olive Garden with this song blaring in my truck. I still don’t know who called the police.
France: I like bread.
...
Italy: *lAlAsAgNa*
this is my damn jam!! I’m seriously dancing in my moms kitchen to weird als lasagna!!
this was the song that was playing when me and my boyfriend first met, ahhh that brings back good memories, too bad he passed away, ironically while also listening to this song!!
wow first new music of Lasagna kkkkk do you one cute you is funny, kkkkk oh my God people. rsssss ai ai ai i am speak what is crazy these my life.
"I'm President of the Italian- American Anti-Defamation League, and this really burns my cannoli!"
The real song is “la bamba”
I hate lasagne but I like this song.
Garfield would like to know your location
My kind of sex jams
When my mom says what do you wanna eat
Does anyone else feel the need to listen to this magnificent song while having sex?
Why does this sound like that kea song that goes “You should be driving a kea”
considering weird al does parodies its probably intentional
Italy from Hetaila pasta 😆☺️☺️😅😅😅
i lived on a farm bc of old town road now i live in Italy
Why does this sound like Larry the Cucumber from Veggie Tales?
Life goal is to lose my virginity to this
Who watched this is us and came here(S02E15? 😍
very good
A Roblox Obby brought me here
Y'all remember the guy who want to have sex to this song as a life goal well boys I did it. I did someone else's life goal
When my mom does lasagna for dinner: 0:20
An Olive Garden ad played before this💀
luigi's theme
huh
Mark my words I will lose my virginity to this song one day...
Just had sex to this
Zenny LMFAO
This just makes me hungry :(
*makes a t series joke like a boss*
Before I die: have sex to this song
101 people who disliked this must really hate Italy's cuisine huh?
Well you guys are really missing out the deliciousness
“Life goal: have sex to this song”
I’m trying to find that comment...
pizza > all other Italian food
"Don't ya get any on ya you sloppy pig"
Words of 2019
This is the real bitch lasagna
Garfield would like to know your location
BITCH LASAGNA
Bich Lasagna Beta
My goal in life is to have sex to this song
Life goal : have sex on this song
Imagine kwebblekop singing this it sounds like it’s him
Where is that one comment I came back to see
*Life goal: To have sex to this song*
Denis Xan there was the exact same comment like when this just came out and they got so many more likes then you did noob
@Tragic Aphid5836 *SUCK MY DICKKKKK* 🍌
@Tragic Aphid5836,*STOOPIEEDD*
Pizza mozzarella pizza mozzarella rella rella rella
Me: What's your favorite Weird Al song?
My friend: Who's Weird Al?
Me: We're not friends anymore.
This song simply HAS to play at my funeral. I'll even ask for there to be a big projector so that this exact video can play and the attendees can sing along to the lyrics. 👌
EDIT: 'S-matter you?
This knowledge is beyond our power
mamma mia perché questo non è l'inno nazionale d'italia, dannazione
only italians whill understand
how do i change this to my ringtone
pajama pants down load to mp3 then convert to ringtone format depending on ur phone and download it to ur phone ;)
U may also need to trim it to a certain length
You getting to skinny, you got to eat is the new stai sciupatoooo
You have to recite this song to become a Italian citizen
Fun fact: this is actually a spanish song but in a parody 😂 (original song: A Bailar La Bamba)
I feel like sucking sum lasagne vagana
Luigi,Luigi
It’s 4:00 AM. Why am I like this 😔
2:04 Me having dinner with my (older) brother
Life goal: losing my virginity to this song