Yankovic, Weird Al - Lasagna Lyrics






La-la-la-la-lasagna
You want-a some-a lasagna magnifico
Or a-maybe spaghetti
Ay, you supper's a-ready now, where you go
Mama mia bambino
Mama mia bambino, 'samatta you
'Samatta you, 'samatta you

You should-a taste my lasagna
Ay, you no like-a lasagna
That's okay too
How about-a calzone
Some-a nice minestrone, ats good for you
Have-a some marinara
Have-a some marinara, I know-a you like
I know-a you like, I know-a you like

La-lasagna
La-lasagna
La-lasagna

Would you like some-a zucchini
Or-a my homemade linguini, it's hard to beat
Have-a more fettuccini.
Ay, you getting too skinny, you gotta to eat
Ay, mange, mange

[gargling]

Ay, you-a pass the lasagna
A-don't you get any on ya, you sloppy pig
Have-a more ravioli
You-a get roly poly, a-nice and-a big
Like you cousin Luigi
Luigi, Luigi, capisce paisan
Capisce paisan, capisce paisan

La-lasagna
La-lasagna
La-lasagna
La-lasagna

Hey
Hey

[laughing]





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  1. S.... A....

    Garfield song!

  2. T.... M....

    Life goal to have sex to this song

  3. N.... S....

    Perfect lyrics

  4. A.... D....

    It's funny how this has actually more meaning than the original

  5. N.... L....

    My plan to revive Garfield:

  6. P.... S....

    I love this song for two big reasons:

    1: it's about my favorite food ever.
    2: it mentions all of my favorite pastas.

    Nuff' said.

  7. N.... L....

    Who else is eating Lasagna while they listen?

  8. H.... C....

    I’m going to ask my crush out with this song

  9. J.... B....

    Worlds Sexiest Music

  10. S.... T....

    I would think this was The first video I ever watch

  11. t.... s....

    Life goal: have sex to this song

  12. M.... G....

    My fucking teacher called this song racist towards Italian people like wtf

  13. e.... b....

    when garfield goes to italy

  14. M.... G....

    Life goal: drive with my kid to the adoption centre while playing this

  15. g.... ....

    Garfield's Favorite Song. ;)

  16. P.... 6....

    When I have my funeral I want this song to play.

  17. E.... V....

    This is making me hungry for spaghetti

  18. R.... ....

    I want this played at my funeral

  19. R.... ....

    I want this played at my funeral

  20. R.... K....

    damn really gonna do la bamba like. that

  21. D.... L....

    Zulasagna

  22. T.... c....

    Showing this to my gf so she’s knows what song we’re making love to

  23. C.... W....

    A new life goal for me: have sex with the women of my dreams to this song.

  24. M.... ....

    Ah yes grafield favorite song

  25. A.... ....

    What is up with this guy and food

  26. S.... D....

    My life goal is to fuck to this song

  27. P.... ....

    Someone did a parody of it with the first verse being, "What are the words to La Bamba? What are the words to La Bamba, I don't know, cause I do not speak Spanish, "…
    I can't find it anywhere.

  28. �.... S....

    IM FAT LIKE A ROLLI POLLI.

  29. A.... S....

    THIS SONG IS INAPPROPRIATE... FOR SOMEONE WHO'S A LASAGNA ADDICT!!! 😂

  30. M.... E....

    I fucking love this for no absolute reason

  31. T.... D....

    sex song

  32. B.... G....

    The first time I heard this,I was laughing hard

  33. M.... K....

    La la lasagna
    Just eat it

  34. A.... C....

    😂😂😂😂😂🤣 so funny

  35. n.... k....

    My life goal is to have sex to this song

  36. B.... A....

    Dear whoever turned this song in my house in work at a pizza place in roblox...... YOU MADE MY FACE TURN RED FOR 30 MINS SO THANK YOU!!

  37. A.... V....

    Weird Al was given Italian Citizenship after this.

  38. D.... ....

    Why does this sound so wrong

  39. B.... R....

    life goal: have sex to this song

  40. R.... M....

    Love the music but makes me hungry 😋

  41. C.... L....

    I pulled up to an Olive Garden with this song blaring in my truck. I still don’t know who called the police.

  42. A.... D....

    France: I like bread.

    ...




    Italy: *lAlAsAgNa*

  43. H.... M....

    this is my damn jam!! I’m seriously dancing in my moms kitchen to weird als lasagna!!

  44. A.... R....

    this was the song that was playing when me and my boyfriend first met, ahhh that brings back good memories, too bad he passed away, ironically while also listening to this song!!

  45. V.... P....

    wow first new music of Lasagna kkkkk do you one cute you is funny, kkkkk oh my God people. rsssss ai ai ai i am speak what is crazy these my life.

  46. J.... M....

    "I'm President of the Italian- American Anti-Defamation League, and this really burns my cannoli!"

  47. H.... ....

    The real song is “la bamba”

  48. S.... ....

    I hate lasagne but I like this song.

  49. C.... ....

    Garfield would like to know your location

  50. V.... ....

    My kind of sex jams

  51. T.... ....

    When my mom says what do you wanna eat

  52. P.... A....

    Does anyone else feel the need to listen to this magnificent song while having sex?

  53. Y.... ....

    Why does this sound like that kea song that goes “You should be driving a kea”

    Y.... ....

    considering weird al does parodies its probably intentional

  54. A.... S....

    Italy from Hetaila pasta 😆☺️☺️😅😅😅

  55. h.... b....

    i lived on a farm bc of old town road now i live in Italy

  56. R.... M....

    Why does this sound like Larry the Cucumber from Veggie Tales?

  57. M.... I....

    Life goal is to lose my virginity to this

  58. K.... j....

    Who watched this is us and came here(S02E15? 😍

  59. R.... ....

    very good

  60. C.... 1....

    A Roblox Obby brought me here

  61. f.... g....

    Y'all remember the guy who want to have sex to this song as a life goal well boys I did it. I did someone else's life goal

  62. f.... f....

    When my mom does lasagna for dinner: 0:20

  63. H.... P....

    An Olive Garden ad played before this💀

  64. M.... P....

    luigi's theme
    huh

  65. Y.... P....

    Mark my words I will lose my virginity to this song one day...

  66. Z.... ....

    Just had sex to this

    Z.... ....

    Zenny LMFAO

  67. S.... G....

    This just makes me hungry :(

  68. P.... t....

    *makes a t series joke like a boss*

  69. J.... s....

    Before I die: have sex to this song

  70. B.... F....

    101 people who disliked this must really hate Italy's cuisine huh?
    Well you guys are really missing out the deliciousness

  71. S.... x....

    “Life goal: have sex to this song”

    I’m trying to find that comment...

  72. b.... W....

    pizza > all other Italian food

  73. M.... L....

    "Don't ya get any on ya you sloppy pig"
    Words of 2019

  74. T.... A....

    This is the real bitch lasagna

  75. S.... ....

    Garfield would like to know your location

  76. M.... C....

    BITCH LASAGNA

  77. F.... ....

    Bich Lasagna Beta

  78. P.... S....

    My goal in life is to have sex to this song

  79. D.... F....

    Life goal : have sex on this song

  80. T.... A....

    Imagine kwebblekop singing this it sounds like it’s him

  81. T.... A....

    Where is that one comment I came back to see

  82. D.... X....

    *Life goal: To have sex to this song*

    D.... X....

    Denis Xan there was the exact same comment like when this just came out and they got so many more likes then you did noob

    D.... X....

    @Tragic Aphid5836 *SUCK MY DICKKKKK* 🍌

    D.... X....

    @Tragic Aphid5836,*STOOPIEEDD*

  83. c.... ....

    Pizza mozzarella pizza mozzarella rella rella rella

  84. J.... M....

    Me: What's your favorite Weird Al song?
    My friend: Who's Weird Al?
    Me: We're not friends anymore.

  85. S.... o....

    This song simply HAS to play at my funeral. I'll even ask for there to be a big projector so that this exact video can play and the attendees can sing along to the lyrics. 👌

    EDIT: 'S-matter you?

  86. T.... D....

    This knowledge is beyond our power

  87. X.... ....

    mamma mia perché questo non è l'inno nazionale d'italia, dannazione


    only italians whill understand

  88. p.... p....

    how do i change this to my ringtone

    p.... p....

    pajama pants down load to mp3 then convert to ringtone format depending on ur phone and download it to ur phone ;)

    p.... p....

    U may also need to trim it to a certain length

  89. a.... ....

    You getting to skinny, you got to eat is the new stai sciupatoooo

  90. L.... d....

    You have to recite this song to become a Italian citizen

  91. G.... ....

    Fun fact: this is actually a spanish song but in a parody 😂 (original song: A Bailar La Bamba)

  92. G.... M....

    I feel like sucking sum lasagne vagana

  93. T.... H....

    Luigi,Luigi

  94. D.... S....

    It’s 4:00 AM. Why am I like this 😔

  95. W.... T....

    2:04 Me having dinner with my (older) brother

  96. C.... L....

    Life goal: losing my virginity to this song