Yankovic, Weird Al - I Want A New Duck Lyrics
Woh oh
I want a new duck
One that won't try to bite
One that won't chew a hole in my socks
I want a new duck
One with big webbed feet
One that knows how to wash my car
And keep his room real neat
One that won't raid the ice box
One that'll stay in shape
One that's never gonna try to migrate or escape
Or I'll tie him up with duck tape
I want a new duck
A mallard I think
One that won't make a mess of my house
Or build a nest in the bathroom sink
I want a new duck
One that won't steal my beer
One that won't stick his bill in my mail
One that knows the duck stops here
One that won't drive me crazy waddling all around
One who'll teach me how to swim and help me not to drown
And show me how to get down
How to get down baby
Get it?
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I want a new duck
Not a swan or a goose
Just a drake I can dress real cute
Think I'm gonna name him Bruce
I want a new duck
Not a quail or an owl
One that won't molt to much
One that won't smell too fowl
One that won't beg for breadcrumbs
Hangin' around all day
He'd better mind his manners
Better do just what I say
Or he's gonna be duck patte, duck patte, yah, yah
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[lots of quacking sounds]
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Yankovic, Weird Al I Want A New Duck Comments
He should follow this up with You Quack Me Up
want any grapes?
Not one of Al's best efforts.
Huey Lewis gets revenge on Weird Al for this song:
https://youtu.be/Fk15H6PjBis
The duck stops here.
*quacks*
The 80's was a magical age.
I consider myself lucky to have been a part of it.
Finally a song I can hear without any fowl language
puntastic👍😘
What about a duck that jumps around and goes "woo hoo woo hoo woo hoo" and calls people "despicable"?
Still way better than Donald Duck.
@john_cave Daffy > Donald.
I feel like Al might have unrealistically high standards for ducks...
He had to settle for a puffin. Guess he's happy as a lark now.
cousinted "I'm easily satisfied with the very best." Churchill
@sarah moore But if there's one thing Winston Chuchill has been remembered for it was dying alone and duckless...
This song quacks me up
Okay, now this is epic.
Donald: I'm through?
Narrator: Through.
Donald: Finished?
Narrator: Finished.
Donald: Washed up?
Narrator: Washed up. That's right, Donald. They want a new duck.
Oh, man. I just thought of something! What if Weird Al used Vocaloids in some of his songs?!?! Like IA in Outer Science https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0q7B1W6ANs or something like that!!!
I love how you totally nail the original instrument sounds and arrangement
Down and Out with Donald Duck
Yes! I had that on vhs recorded off tv haha.
Why am I not suprised that this is a song?
#THEDUCKGANG
This doesn't have nearly enough veiws!!! I'm shcoked, this is a great song!
Or I'll tie him up with duct tape.
duck tape
@Ralof Of Riverwood No, it's duck tape.
Duck tape, I says.
Al says "duck tape" as a pun on duct tape.
#IWANTANEWDUCK
This kinda sounds like Ghostbusters
@DustyTurquoise Al received Huey's permission for this. He did for all his songs, the only one who resisted was Prince.
@Thrymm S
Yes, but Ray Parker Jr. didn't ask Huey Louis' permission when he wrote the original Ghostbusters theme and Louis ended up taking him to court over the similarity. Parker would eventually admit that when he was commissioned to write the theme for Ghostbusters he was told to write something as close to Huey Louis' style as he could.
@cousinted -- Lewis.
@R Diaz Dammit, you're right. I even knew that and still got the last name wrong.
"Drug" came out a couple months before "Ghostbusters" did in the same year.
Sample: I want a new drug
It's not a sample though
It’s a parody actually
I'm sure a duck knows a thing or two about getting "Down".
And now I get it. Sheesh, how many decades did that one take? Thank you.
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lol this is hilarious I have a pet pekin drake :) thumbs up!
Outside, Pekin in?
Anyone else remember the Down and Out with Donald Duck special that aired in the late 80s? Played this classic during a montage.
Yes I do I had that on vhs tape recorded off tv. Watched it all the time!