Yankovic, Weird Al - I Love Rocky Road Lyrics






I hear those ice cream bells and I start to drool
Keep a couple quarts in my locker at school
Yeah, but chocolate's gettin' old
Vanilla just leaves me cold

There's just one flavor good enough for me, yeah me
Don't gimme no crummy taste spoon
I know what I need

Baby, I love rocky road
So weren't you gonna buy half a gallon, baby
I love rocky road
So have another triple scoop with me, ow

They tell me ice cream junkies are all the same
All the soda jerkers know my name
When their supply is gone
Then I'll be movin' on

But I'll be back on Monday afternoon, you'll see
Another truck load's comin' in for me, all for me
I'm singin'

I love rocky road
So weren't you gonna buy half a gallon, baby
I love rocky road
So have another triple scoop with me, ow

(oh, make it talk)

When I'm all alone, I just grab myself a cone
And if I get fat and loose my teeth that's fine with me
Just lock me in the freezer and throw away the key
Singing

I love rocky road
So weren't you gonna buy half a gallon, baby
I love rocky road
So have another triple scoop with me

I love rocky road
So weren't you gonna buy half a gallon, baby
I love rocky road
So have another triple scoop with

I love rocky road
So weren't you gonna buy half a gallon, baby
I love rocky road
So have another triple scoop with

I love rocky road
So weren't you gonna buy half a gallon, baby
I love rocky road
So have another triple scoop with me





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  1. J.... M....

    Anyone notice the guy at the cash register was Dr. Demento?
    I dont expect the youngsters to know this....

  2. H.... S....

    Doctor Demento at the register.

  3. v.... t....

    HEY AL!!!! $TILL HERE IN 2020 LOVE!!!!! 💕 (I still pee a little at this)
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    Happy New Year to and you family. Thank you for........ just being you really. I don't know how else to explain it.

    Because of your parodies, I now love songs that I couldnt listen to unless tampons were shoved in my ears (I'm not saying who they where, but let's just say they were bad at cards).....


    Seriously, thank you Al, for everything

    🔊😍🕪

  4. v.... t....

    @1:09 i need that face on a t-shirt




    I've had those daize

  5. F.... N....

    Arlene's and cream is my favorite flavor Huckleberry cheesecake is my second favorite flavor I actually don't remember which flavor rocky road is

  6. n.... w....

    Some of those people do not look happy to be in this ice cream parlor....

  7. D.... K....

    I LOVE SAUSAGE ROLLS!

  8. M.... G....

    So as soon as this started playing my super sick 4 year old started dancing. She loves it!

  9. s.... d....

    Congratulations you've found the original

  10. F.... D....

    And if I get fat and lose my teeth that's fine with me.

  11. M.... ....

    1:10
    It's Dr. Demento!

  12. t.... ....

    Somewhere Joan Jett is still laughing at this.

  13. S.... P....

    1:30, that's just classic.

  14. L.... F....

    *Humans trying to communicate with me*

    My brain:

  15. J.... C....

    Takes me back to 5th/6th grade, 1987/1988, LOL

  16. P.... ....

    I think Rocky Road is nasty but I love this parody.

  17. M.... ....

    *Causally watches this while licking a bowl of chocolate cake batter*

  18. M.... T....

    0:43 not trying to be rude but the girl in the pink shirt looks like she’s tired and didn’t have her coffee today

  19. D.... M....

    0:49 that Ow sounded like it hurt

  20. S.... T....

    All the people who say Al steals songs, don't know what they're talking about. Al asks permission and pays every artist royalties.
    Joan Jet didn't write this song. She took it from Alan Merrill of the Arrows who wrote it in 1975.
    Most songs aren't written by the artist, and that means the lyrics.

  21. M.... ....

    I swear Al ages backwards because he looks 15 years older here then he does now

  22. R.... R....

    I love it when the Kid Bites his leg.!!!!

  23. C.... S....

    omg i am in the mood of Weird Al" Yankovic omg beesn weeks listening to mr master

  24. T.... N....

    this man is a god

  25. R.... D....

    500 Plain Vanilla lovers downvoted this video.

    R.... D....

    This isn't Reddit

  26. e.... 1....

    I would agree

  27. D.... S....

    Based of I love rock and roll 😵😵👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👄👽👽👽👽

  28. S.... S....

    At 1:10 is that Dr. Demento in the hat at the cash register? OMG what a wonderful decade, when music was going downhill, Weird Al found ways to remake Pop better.

  29. E.... B....

    The Rocky Road was colored mashed potatoes 😂

  30. S.... C....

    Weird Al is not as weird as your average human.

  31. v.... t....

    THAT'S DR. DEMENTO @1:09ish!!!!!




    You're welcome 😂👍

  32. L.... ....

    1:09 Doctor Demento Cameo!

  33. L.... ....

    This was when he was mostly known for the Doctor Demento show. I wonder how much of his own money he had to put up for these early videos.

  34. R.... T....

    Yet another parody better than the original.

  35. I.... L....

    also al yankovic obviously never ages

  36. I.... L....

    this is what I say to myself when I don't get a chocolate nor Vanilla ice-cream when everyone else does

  37. T.... ....

    This is actually theprequel to “Fat”-another weird al song.

  38. m.... f....

    the first school dance is tommorow.
    if we have any ice cream, im going to walk over with rock road requesting this song xD

  39. D.... B....

    That would be good on a day like today 🥵

  40. m.... ....

    I've watched this video countless times over the years, and only now do I notice that the hands guy at 0:13 has the Schoedinger equation on his t-shirt!

  41. C.... I....

    0:13 it took me way too long to figure out what was going on with that dude

  42. D.... K....

    Love your creativity al. Been listening and watching for years and never tire of it. Thank you.

  43. a.... ....

    This is the original weird al before the plastic surgery made him handsome and looking younger then when he was young .

    a.... ....

    Al has never had plastic surgery.
    Wtf are you making up shit for?

    a.... ....

    Al made Ricky before he made this. Why don't you look at him, he's with and without glasses in it. Al's always been handsome.

  44. K.... K....

    To this day, I am incapable of listening to I Love Rock And Roll without instinctively making fart noises with my hands.

  45. J.... ....

    Why do some of these extras look like they'd be anywhere else?

  46. B.... ....

    this is why he became fat

  47. R.... D....

    who else is watching this while eating rocky road?

  48. J.... H....

    There was no black people

  49. B.... B....

    Im so sad weird al came to Kansas City when I was on vacation

  50. V.... V....

    Proto PewDiePie?!? 0:13

  51. S.... G....

    The "Doctor" is in! Stay demented! 1:10

  52. D.... T....

    I'm eating rocky road right now.......

  53. R.... ....

    I won't drink at Moe's!
    Homer's garage bar is all I need!
    I won't drink at Moe's!
    'Cause Moe's a big jerk and a shemale too!

  54. J.... T....

    Isn't rocky road techinally chocolate? Just more stuff in it.

  55. T.... ....

    im eating rocky road

  56. E.... M....

    The extras make a good video. The extras are so enthusiastic, it's a great video.

  57. V.... ....

    I'm playing this at my wedding!

  58. N.... Z....

    I LOVE ROCKY ROAD

  59. M.... B....

    As soon I heard I love rocky road I knew the song

  60. T.... B....

    If chocolate is getting old!!! Rocky Road is chocolate ice cream with extra lol!!!!!

  61. M.... M....

    This song makes me want Rocky Road

  62. A.... L....

    There's a picture of Al behind the counter.

    1:01 (behind the employee on the far left,)
    1:19 (decent shot)
    2:00 - 2:07 (in between arms moving; the best shot.)
    2:10, 2:16 (just Al's head)

  63. T.... F....

    This song is best served on a hot day with a shit ton of Rocky Road ice cream

  64. s.... ....

    AL is a so fun. Joan Jets Song and Video was very popular at this time. AL came out with this and Blew me Away!! Joan, I love you and thanks for letting AL do this fun Video!

  65. B.... R....

    this is me at the first day of summer

  66. A.... (....

    I'm sorry, I wasn't paying attention. What flavour does he like? Neapolitan?

    A.... (....

    AmishParadise27 (AKA: Tyler) No I believe it was pistachio.

  67. F.... ....

    Worked at a DQ that served hard ice cream, and we were gonna make a play list of ice cream songs, this was gonna be on top.

  68. a.... s....

    al be back

  69. B.... B....

    *were not like other icecream junkies*

  70. j.... k....

    Honestly, without that hand fart noise, this song wouldn’t be as great as it is.

  71. T.... M....

    Glad to see my favorite ice cream has a song :D

  72. M.... W....

    A wise man once said, “He who is tired of Weird Al is tired of life.”

  73. N.... J....

    He should have said I love Texas toast so put another loaf in the bread box baby

  74. D.... K....

    LOVE this by "Weird *l" Y*nkovic!

  75. w.... ....

    I'm eating Rocky road ice cream when I'm watching this.

  76. C.... D....

    I love rock and roll and rocky road so this is perfect 👍

  77. J.... L....

    This is the parody to the song I Love Rock and Roll it is good still

  78. S.... ....

    My mom was in this

  79. P.... !....

    hes 24 yrs old here

  80. P.... P....

    Al started as a white and nerdy kid that always listened to his mother, including when she told him to eat all of the food he was given. Al quickly discovered that his favorite food was rocky road ice cream, which caused him to get very fat.

    So the timeline is:
    1. White and Nerdy
    2. Eat It
    3. I Love Rocky Road
    4. Fat

  81. P.... P....

    Al started as a white and nerdy kid that always listened to his mother, including when she told him to eat all of the food he was given. Al quickly discovered that his favorite food was rocky road ice cream, which caused him to get very fat.

  82. s.... g....

    2:17 well now I know where they got the voices for Alvin and the chipmunks btw underated weird Al song

  83. G.... ....

    Though crude even by the standards of the day, his greatness is evident here in this true classic! I still love the idea of grabbing himself a cone when he's all alone. It simply never gets old.

  84. M.... P....

    Another Dr. Dimento cameo love it.

  85. B.... W....

    He probably boosted sales for Rocky road ice cream. Lol.

  86. C.... G....

    I prefer moose tracks

  87. N.... N....

    Beacause this song I get a triple scoop rocky road every time I go to 31 flavors

  88. C.... t....

    Who else is listening while eating Rocky Road 😂

  89. C.... t....

    I want his converse so bad 😂

  90. r.... r....

    He reminds me a bit of Tim Curry's Frank n Furter character from Rocky Horror Picture Show here, am I the only one?

  91. w.... w....

    1:38 probabaly my favorite part😂

  92. K.... P....

    This is one of my least favorite

  93. P.... ....

    Everybody knows cookie dough is supreme.

  94. P.... m....

    If kept ice cream in ur locker it would melt

  95. s.... y....

    i was listening to music my friend was like what are you listening to my reply "purpose of life"

  96. B.... C....

    I think Weird Al pissed off Joan Jett with this funny "remake" of her hit song! Did she beat his ass later?? LOLLLL!

    B.... C....

    Weird Al asks the artists himself to do the parody.
    In the music industry you know you've made it when Weird Al parodies your song

    B.... C....

    @Jon Maderos I still would be MAD by the way he did it. He ruins a good song sometimes! LOLLL!

    B.... C....

    Joan Jett covered this song, she didn't write it.
    Alan Merril of the Arrows wrote it in 1975.

  97. D.... C....

    that first guy looks like pewdiepie with big hair XD

  98. I.... D....

    Hmmm I want some rocky road now 😋 🍦

  99. N.... ....

    Accordion solo. Epic.