Yankovic, Weird Al - First World Problems Lyrics






[Verse 1:]
My maid is cleaning my bathroom, so I can't take a shower
When I do, the water starts getting cold after an hour
I couldn't order off the breakfast menu, cause I slept in till two
Then I filled up on bread, didn't leave any room for tiramisu
Oh no, there's a pixel out in the corner of my laptop screen
I don't have any bills in my wallet small enough for the vending machine
Some idiot just called me up on the phone, what!? Don't they know how to text? OMG!
I got

[Chorus:]
First world, first world problems
(First world problems)
First world, first world problems
(First world problems)
First world, first world problems

[Verse 2:]
I bought too many groceries for my refrigerator
Forgot my gardener's name, I'll have to ask him later
Tried to fast forward commercials, can't - I'm watching live T.V
I'm pretty sure the cookies in this airport lounge ain't gluten free
My barista didn't even bother to make a design in the foam on the top of my vanilla latte

[Chorus]

[Verse 3:]
Can't remember which car I drove to the mall
My Sonicare won't recharge, now I gotta brush my teeth like a neanderathal
The thread count on these cotton sheets has got me itching
My house is so big, I can't get WiFi in the kitchen
Uh, I had to buy something I didn't even need just
so I could qualify for free shipping on Amazon

[Chorus x2]

[Outro]
(Laughing)





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  1. S.... R....

    What is this a parody of

  2. a.... r....

    парик у басиста спиздил

  3. P.... ....

    i live in brazil and i don't have any of these proble... nevermind

  4. E.... H....

    And I have David Hoteling, Jr.!!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. T.... R....

    I ran out of milk thistle root this morning- aagh

  6. A.... H....

    This sounds like a Lou Reed song.

  7. S.... S....

    At first I thought “Karen got an upgrade in the hair department?” But then I saw the purple shirt and I was like “Travis Phelps, is that you?”

  8. m.... ....

    I know a guy who talks like this for real. Ex-friend, actually. It's funnier in song form, trust me.

  9. R.... M....

    The amazon one hit me real hard. So true.

  10. J.... M....

    im prob. him

  11. B.... C....

    We say this to our millennial, entitled kids, they just don't get it🤔

  12. W.... U....

    3:09


    Texts:

    Al: OMG get here rn or I will jump off my house and sue you for it.


    Uber driver: *Texting...*

  13. S.... C....

    My Christmas gift is selling cheaper than when I first bought it. First world problems!

  14. f.... h....

    alyankovic the OG boomer

  15. D.... G....

    Sounds like "No 13 Baby"

  16. P.... ....

    ok boomer

  17. S.... S....

    Al's parodies are usually better than the originals I never listened to. Who's he mocking here?

    S.... S....

    This isn't a parody of anything specific, Al makes plenty of his own original music

  18. J.... A....

    Just like my sister when things don't go her way. Start throwing stuff and breaking dishes. Sad to say her daughters are just as crazy.

    J.... A....

    There are a lot of people like that. I think half of the US house of representatives at the moment, for example, are like that.

  19. T.... ....

    Oof seeing him rage in the video version makes me start to not like this song

  20. N.... H....

    There is a good number of comments

  21. D.... C....

    He locked like Karen before it was cool.

  22. W.... ....

    I ran out of space in my wallet for money

  23. T.... L....

    Bet if I go down far enough I'll find a comment on how this is offensive.
    Wish me luck!

  24. K.... ....

    Your younger relative blames you for something they did. They get rewarded for "being honest when they did it" FIRST WORLD PROBLEM

  25. A.... A....

    Ok Boomer

  26. D.... D....

    dying in minecraft skywars solo with 2 players, and your enemy was at 1 heart
    *first world problems*

  27. F.... 1....

    Ok boomer

  28. M.... ....

    boomer problems*

  29. K.... K....

    Man boobs- first world problems.

  30. B.... I....

    Still jamming on 12/12/19 weird is still the man

  31. D.... M....

    i just realized he had a Karen hair cut

  32. I.... ....

    Had to suffer through an ad before video




    First world problem

  33. c.... ....

    The vending machine one sucks, especially if it doesn't make change and you're super hungry.

  34. K.... D....

    It's often not just the hilarious lyrics, it's the body language. I love these vids!

  35. C.... A....

    Gold Backing Banking
    Our USA (Settlements &)Finances exist for the USA in Gold Backing Banking & other USA Financial Businesses. As Citizens we are responsible to build those Financial businesses here in the USA for the USA public.
    We need to achieve the goal of fully functioning Gold Backing USA Banking Business in the USA, available to the public. Then the largest gold owners have to be granted full access they’re legal allowed funds. After that in an orderly fashion funds will continue to process across Country as we increase our Country Gold Backing. All Citizenships given access to they’re legally allowed funds will continue to increase Country Gold Backing.

  36. F.... s....

    just got a coffee... they forgot the lactose free milk.

  37. T.... O....

    If I could just have a perfect loop of 2:41 my life would be complete

  38. t.... k....

    “My barista didn’t even bother making a design in the foam”. Brutal. Weird Al really is holding up quite well.

  39. D.... J....

    This actually isn't bad in 0.5x speed...

  40. O.... D....

    i don't like this video, can i speak to the manager?

  41. S.... W....

    Because I use that pixel so much

  42. l.... s....

    First world problem: I can't like this more than once!

    l.... s....

    loose screws2 make more than one account

  43. X.... 6....

    ちょっとブライアン・フェリーに似てない?w

  44. S.... ....

    Some company poisoned all the water near me and now I can't drink
    *THIRST WORLD PROBLEMS*

  45. C.... A....

    Hello my beautiful people. Do you need help with your life. Your finances, health, relationship, lottery game winning, or anything at all? You need to meet this powerful high voodoo priest for your problems to get solved. He has turn my life and my family life around for the best. He makes me win so much and even cure my dying wife. He has no problem with religion. He is just pure and helpful. There is so much to say about him but go check his page up. https://facebook.com/africanvodou
    Email: [email protected]

  46. K.... L....

    This song irritates the improvisers

  47. P.... ....

    I'll take all his shit if he don't like it.

  48. S.... N....

    yesssss

  49. H.... L....

    This video has a good message. Funny when he got run over in the end.

  50. s.... ....

    Weird Al makes an eerily convincing millenial.

    s.... ....

    stone1andonly ok boomer

  51. N.... ....

    weird al looks like he's a young adult even though he's 60

  52. f.... ....

    I know how he feels. I went to buy a car, but I didn't have any bills small enough to pay for it.

    f.... ....

    you must have been buying a suzuki :)

  53. W.... ....

    Pixies spoof

  54. V.... S....

    Pixies...

  55. M.... o....

    Researched this hole thing in 240p at 2x speed. Right me.

  56. R.... T....

    It’s so annoying, when my phone goes from a 87% to 10% real quick! SO ANNOYING!

    R.... T....

    It's so annoying when I only get one bar on my 2G flip phone! Battery usage? Don't worry about it, the thing lasts a week on a charge!

  57. N.... C....

    When you recorded something on TV, but it shows part of your TV show that you recorded

  58. S.... C....

    Kicked out of a casino after winning big counting cards, FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS! 😡

  59. C.... ....

    He looks older here than now

  60. N.... ....

    My beers are warm because I forgot to refrigerate them.

  61. S.... ....

    0:44, I just now noticed he pulled out a second phone to check the missed call.

  62. B.... H....

    gotta admit, those shoes are pretty lit

  63. O.... S....

    This Video is so true people have gotten so comfortable with their lives that they complain about the stupidest shit nowadays

  64. C.... D....

    When your phone's dead and your charger won't work.

  65. J.... A....

    Ok boomer

  66. T.... R....

    Problems I wish I had

  67. Y.... B....

    OMG I just can’t.

  68. C.... G....

    I can't get Subway. *First world problems*

  69. s.... ....

    The sidewall of the trigger box has broke in my CO2 airsoft pistol so now I have to buy a new one because it's too cold for my green gas pistol.

  70. D.... M....

    What is this parody of

    D.... M....

    It' one of Al's original songs. He has 14 studio albums and over half of the songs are his originals.
    The most underrated artist in the history of the world.

  71. M.... T....

    Coolest 55 year old ever

    M.... T....

    Al's the coolist 60 year old ever.

    M.... T....

    I saw him in concert this summer and wow!! He rocked!

  72. M.... T....

    I can 100%relate to this video

  73. W.... H....

    #relatable

  74. T.... O....

    Game Freak Removes the Nation Dex. First World Problems

  75. L.... M....

    So good

  76. l.... h....

    I just have normal problems. Psychosis depression paranoia.. He looks so sarcastic 😆

    l.... h....

    OK, edgelord.

    l.... h....

    @phyrestorm999 aaw. That's so sweet. Thank you for noticing😘

  77. D.... R....

    I actually think this character has severe anger issues, which is a legitimate mental health problem.

  78. A.... M....

    "We have to pay tax on tampons"

    "First world problems" 😂🤣😂

  79. W.... a....

    Ok boomer

  80. M.... B....

    why did al become a tech destruction channel?

  81. t.... m....

    I think the real problem is how much bigger your left nostril is then your right 0:53 jk

  82. J.... F....

    0:44 he got a call on his second phone

  83. C.... D....

    I just assumed his look was a Karen cosplay here.

  84. K.... M....

    This is every entited karen's life

  85. T.... M....

    First World Problem - when the video has terrible quality but great audio.

  86. H.... P....

    My phone always ran out of battery. FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS!

  87. H.... G....

    "Oh no there's a pixel out on the corner of my laptop screen!" Third world countries: You have laptops?

  88. C.... T....

    1:34 Does anyone think that's a waste of a vanilla latte

    C.... T....

    That's the point

  89. D.... J....

    I don’t have drinking water. Third world problems

  90. G.... A....

    This song is so Goth

  91. T.... G....

    *_Shut up boomer_*

    T.... G....

    Im watching a fun poptarts video

  92. O.... K....

    What the heck am I watching?😅😂😂

  93. H.... H....

    That’s Me

  94. K.... ....

    When you gotta go to high school but your parents won't drive you, so you gotta take the bus like a peasent

  95. T.... ....

    first world problem: pillow is too hot

    T.... ....

    Just turn the air conditioner on?