Yankovic, Weird Al - Cockroaches Lyrics

Fucken amazing

The aftermath of me getting spoiled at my grandma's house:



Shoot someone already made a comment that's pretty much like this one.

Dk expand dong be like:

300 lb girls named Paige even though they know they’re the whole book

Michael jackson! THE King of pop!

This is Garfield's most favorite song.

Lol love this 3:43

You know im smmmmoooth/huge 😆

1:19 when Luffy uses gear 4th tank man

still mad he didn't' actually get fat for this

This is America

"I've got more chins/than Chinatown.". The stuff we got away with in the 80s and 90s.
"Your butt is wide, mine is too."






Kim Kardashian:
"Your butt is wide, mine is too."






Kim Kardashian:

This video is actually "thin shaming".

"You ain't fat! You ain't nothing...you ain't nothing!!!"

thay funny boy

boy: man what should i say to her?


crush: hi


boy: nothing to fancy just tell her how you feel ok here i go!


boy: your butt is wide

This man has been doing meme music before memes were even a thing
"When I go to get my shoes shined, I gotta take their word". Ahhh, this is just too good.
Ham on whole wheat. At least he pick a healthy kind of bread.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

When I sit around the house I really sit around the house🏘️

Супер!

Americans be like

“Cause I’m the king of cellulite”... the lyrics just flows

"And at the beach, I'm a lucky man. I'm the only one, Who get a tan"

My class put this song and I laphe

Shout out to the Fat Boys!
Also 4:18 has been my favorite part of this video since the VHS days.

In that death match fight on the MTV sickamation I like when Steve O says this.
"what's your favorite food Malanocis seconds? your even more stupid than Knoxville."

People with inflation fetish:






Me: wtf?

Song starts at 1:18.

this is better than the original song.

So Many Comments About How Fat Americans Are Had To Go Check My Weight😂😂👎

Me after driving past a Krispy Kreme at 11pm after 3 hours in the gym 1:18

This is a knockoff of. Micheals Jackson’s “ bad”

Wild pokemon encounter 1:06

this is actually better than Bad imho lol

So true!

*hee hee*

Damn, listen and dance you might lose a few pounds

I use to watch this song when I was 7-8
ALL BECAUSE IM FAT IM FAT YOU KNOW IT!!!!!
Sorry I cannot control my self

Weird Al screaming is the best sound in the world.

2:56 me doing the whip and nae nae on my dads grave XDDDDDDDD

poo poo yummy :p

1:20 his buckles break to the song

I am actually surprised with myself forgetting how faithful to the original video (for being a parody) this was, as well as the choreography for the dancers.

I wonder how Michael Jackson feel

He died before this was made

Michael helped Al make this video.

@Zoey M ?

@Your average ant Michael loved Al and not only gave Al permission to make this video, but let him use the same set he used when he made his video for Bad. When Al won a grammy and got a gold record for the album, Even Worse, it was on, Al gave Michael, the gold record.

@Zoey M oh kewl

" When I go to get my shoes shined I have to take their word". My favorite song lyric of all time

HAHAHAHA

This guy's career had to end! Today these videos would never even make it past production concept.

What are you talking about? Al's just as popular as ever. Just try to get a ticket to one of his shows. He sells out so fast, if you're not right on it, you can't get a ticket.

The hell did I just watch

Lyrics:

Yo homeboy, Where have you been, man?
We've been looking for you.
Yeah we ain't seen you round burgerworld lately, so where have you been, huh?
Well, you know, around.
Want a piece of pizza? Think I got a piece around here somewhere.
No that's okay, thanks.
Yo ding dong man, ding dong, ding dong yo.
No thanks, really.
Yo eat this, man it's good for you.
I'm not really very hungry right now.
Hey man, what it is with you? You on some kind of diet?
(Couldn't understand 0:42)
Back off me man, back off.
The question is, are you fat, or what?
Leave me alone!
I said are you fat?
Get off me man, stop it!
You ain't down with us no more. You ain't fat! You ain't fat!
You ain't fat, you ain't nothing! You ain't nothing!

*actual song starts*

Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right

My zippers bust, my buckles break
I'm too much man for you to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I've got more chins than Chinatown

Well, I've never used a phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven rows

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
Don'tcha call me pudgy, portly or stout
Just now tell me once again who's fat

When I walk out to get my mail
It measures on the Richter scale
Down at the beach I'm a lucky man
I'm the only one who gets a tan
If I have one more pie a la mode
I'm gonna need my own zip code

When you're only having seconds
I'm having twenty-thirds
When I go to get my shoes shined
I gotta take their word

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, sha mone
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
Lemme tell you once again who's fat

If you see me comin' your way
Better give me plenty space
If I tell you that I'm hungry
Then won't you feed my face

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
Woo woo woo, when I sit around the house
I really sit around the house

You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know, you know, you know, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And you know all by myself I'm a crowd
Lemme tell you once again

You know I'm huge, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, you know, ho
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud
Just tell me once again who's fat.

The portion at 0:42 is: "Is that what they teach you in that lityle sissy school of yours?"

Also, his response is "Back off, B-man, back off!"

This song wouldn’t be allowed to release nowadays due to “fat-shaming”

Shot Bro he’s only fat shaming himself

He's not fat shaming. He sings, "I'm fat and I'm proud."

1:50 HAMON? IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO'S REFERENCE

Me and my homies after living in America

*the pride and superiority you feel from having an unhealthier lifestyle than others is a short term gratification that will lead to long term detriments*

This would NEVER work today if it was released today because so many people would be offended

This is not better than the original, but it sure is a masterpiece.

wings of redemption has nice hair

How can he fit those clothes with that much weight

That part where he saysYou know over and over again killed me

This was posted on the day I was born

This is what happens when u listen to me to eat ur cereal

DAMN BOI HE T H I C C

Faundue

😂😂 the next advert is for weight loss

He looks so young and moves like he is young for a 51 year old i swear

This song explains your mom

Rone vs Big T 0:48

GB back go school

Jack in the box sucks me mlm

Lick the lady's up a.c and down

Are used to get bullied in school, and they would say this, but honestly, this song is the funniest fucking song ever

God I love this song!

I'm so fat I need two cars two drivein

Pizza hut giving away free bread with a large pizza.

Mark federici owns. Pizza hut. Free breadsticks with every large pizza. And we are now open. 24hours.

Please reopen Ashley's a&w and let me ownit.

own it. Federici 5037201758 and secure the area with cameras and the police.

Headley garderd with police.

Did you miss me cause I sure ase h ed ll missed you. Herse a Hershey kiss for everyone in thise room.

I've got more chins than China Town is such a great line

Still hillarious

😅😅😅

1:30 That FACE tho

This Lizzo’s anthem

I'm having 23rds. Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood

My butt is even WIDER !!!!

This is a ( MJ ) Rippoff

Its parody

How's fat Michael Jackson

I'm sorry

This is every body who goes to mcdonlads every day

Him dancing: *loses 100 pounds*
Him eating the taco: *1000 pounds added!*

He’s challenging big chungus???

Copion 😡😡😡😡 nadie le copia a michael jackson

English

People were a lot cooler before I was born.

Wow, I forgot this was my theme song.

If you're watching this in 2020 you're definitely fat

My shadow weighs 42 pounds.

lol



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fat steriotypes

He’s funny

Those are some talented fat guys