Yankovic, Weird Al - Bob Lyrics






I, man, am regal - a German am I
Never odd or even
If I had a hi-fi
Madam, I'm Adam
Too hot to hoot
No lemons, no melon
Too bad I hid a boot
Lisa Bonet ate no basil
Warsaw was raw
Was it a car or a cat I saw?

Rise to vote, sir
Do geese see god?
"Do nine men interpret?" "Nine men," I nod
Rats live on no evil star
Won't lovers revolt now?
Race fast, safe car
Pa's a sap
Ma is as selfless as I am
May a moody baby doom a yam?

Ah, Satan sees Natasha
No devil lived on
Lonely Tylenol
Not a banana baton
No "x" in "Nixon"
O, stone, be not so
O Geronimo, no minor ego
"Naomi," I moan
"A Toyota's a Toyota"
A dog, a panic in a pagoda

Oh no! Don Ho!
Nurse, I spy gypsies - run!
Senile felines
Now I see bees I won
UFO tofu
We panic in a pew
Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo
God! A red nugget! A fat egg under a dog!
Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog





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  1. S.... p....

    A man, a plan, a God's 'Nam tables, nitrate, tar, tinsel, Batman's dog: Anal Panama.

  2. 6.... ....

    Mr. Owl ate my metal worm.

  3. f.... ....

    This is the best thing I've ever seen.

  4. W.... M....

    I'll bet you had fun making this video. Thanks for posting - love your work, as well as Al Yankovic's

  5. e.... e....

    why is this one blocked in holland?

  6. D.... K....

    By red derby
    Yak are deed I dee red a Kay
    Wang and DNA GNAW

    D.... K....

    By red derby isn't a palindrome.

  7. J.... A....

    Love how the lyrics are complete nonsense, and it still sounds like bob could’ve written it

  8. F.... ....

    This is fucking brilliant! 👍

  9. D.... P....

    Wouldn't it be funny if someone pointed out how to spell lasagne.

  10. J.... M....

    This song is genius

  11. I.... A....

    Quick, give this man the Nobel prize for literature🤯🤯🤯

  12. I.... ....

    Who the fuck disliked this?!?!

  13. C.... K....

    Go hang a salami I am a lasagna hog. I had to find this through Top Tenz Net. Ferocious Gumby where have you been all my life?

    C.... K....

    This is my blog post on the LONGEST palindrome in history! https://margaretgunnng.blogspot.com/2019/09/big-elf-on-mayonnaise-man-volume-ii.html

    C.... K....

    @ferociousgumby Brilliant!

  14. D.... M....

    My mind is blown-the-fuck-up.
    Is it that I can't unhear what I just saw? Or I can't unsee what I just heard?
    He should have snuck in a verse in reverse just to fuck with people.

  15. F.... s....

    I enjoy listening to weird al And I love lasagna

  16. V.... S....

    A Toyota's A Toyota.

  17. M.... A....

    Absolute genius

  18. D.... F....

    is that david cross in the background?

  19. D.... I....

    All of this without saying "Anita Lava la tina"
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    jajajaja

  20. i.... b....

    This song is on WAY's channel, but it's unavailable in my country. Why, Al? Why?

  21. M.... D....

    "Weird Al" Yankovic = genius

  22. a.... y....

    Does anyone watch the 2 guys in the background

    a.... y....

    Watch the original - Alan Ginsberg and "somebody else"

  23. M.... G....

    Weird al is a genius

  24. R.... A....

    I really wonder if "The house that Jack built" has any connection with this, but I still can't catch it.

    R.... A....

    Ah, now I see, they're both connected with "Don't look back" by Bob Dylan... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VY4HtQ-XJQE

  25. C.... H....

    Is it just me or this the best song ever written!!!

  26. R.... N....

    Sounds rather more like the Rolling Stones' 'All Over Now' than a Dylan song.

    R.... N....

    It sounds a lot like Dylan's Maggie's Farm

  27. J.... C....

    Well, that was fucking awesome!! I will always remember seeing Dylan's Subterranean Homesick Blues at the midnight movies in the early 70's. I thought it was genius back then and this was just as good!!

  28. b.... l....

    I'm a bit surprised WA couldn't come up with something for the "harmonica solo" card. It pretty much wrecks the song for me...lol. Perhaps "Emit solos time" *snort*

    b.... l....

    billybob lillybob olos acinomrah

    b.... l....

    Breaking rhyme, meter, or in this case palindrome, is a well-known literary device, used to draw attention to certain elements around the break. Chew on that for a while 🙂

  29. J.... J....

    Possibly bobs best song and wonderful comedy by weird al

  30. 6.... ....

    Are we not drawn onward, we few, drawn onward to new era ?

  31. D.... ....

    This sounds more like 115'th Dream

  32. D.... C....

    Dylan himself reportedly completely loves this extremely creative parody and homage'.

    D.... C....

    Really ? Did Dylan say something about this !??

  33. j.... s....

    all this, without ever saying racecar. incredible

    j.... s....

    won a racecar A, now

    j.... s....

    Stefano Fratta wow

    j.... s....

    Race fast safe car?

  34. J.... G....

    So, did anybody see the UFO in the air when "UFO Tofu" was shown?

    J.... G....

    Seriously? Don't you recoginize swamp gas when you see it?

    J.... G....

    Funnily a little doodad sort of appears by Weird Al's head then goes away as if it were something in the distance.

    J.... G....

    Yep. UFO confirmed to the left of Weird Al's Dylan hairdo head!

    J.... G....

    1:54 freeze frame!

  35. M.... S....

    Why are they palindrome

    M.... S....

    Because "Bob" is a palindrome.

    M.... S....

    Weird Al's just kinda like that

  36. f.... d....

    Arepera

  37. H.... ....

    A man, a plan, a canal, panama.

    H.... ....

    That is actually a palindrome with historical significance. Wonderful!

    H.... ....

    You didn’t do it right but great job for trying it’s still better then what I would do tho

    H.... ....

    @Guido Super DeLuxe YouTube needs an option to save comments

  38. D.... ....

    I looked for this after viewing Polyphonic’s “Musicians Love Making Fun of Bob Dylan”.

    D.... ....

    hahhaha Me Too!!!

    D.... ....

    Lol thanks for that, I listened to this album so much as a kid and never knew the reference

  39. A.... M....

    the only not palindrome is harmonica solo

    A.... M....

    @PhyrexianPhreak I know, but it may surprise you to learn that the language is ENGLISH. And it is spoken ALL OVER THE WORLD. It isn't British, and God knows it isn't American, with their "mom" and their "diaper".

    A.... M....

    @David Perkins I don't even know what point you're trying to make anymore, if any. I suspect you're just being obstinate for the sake of it.

    A.... M....

    I thought it was just that Americans don't know how to spell.

    A.... M....

    @ferociousgumby Nailed it.

    A.... M....

    It is at times like this that I am truly grateful for my life. I sure have my troubles, but at least I don't whiningly complain about a palindrome because I spell a word differently than someone else.

  40. A.... C....

    This is pure genius

  41. T.... T....

    tired nude man, in a pajama I am. A japan I named under it.

    T.... T....

    Tom Thompson great work mate

  42. L.... ....

    I know this song back to front, sadly enough that isn't saying much

    L.... ....

    Leebo13 same

    L.... ....

    This deserves more likes

    L.... ....

    You bastard...*🥇* just take it.
    Weird Al would definitely approve of your message..

    L.... ....

    Nice joke!

  43. E.... B....

    Never odd or even ! <3

    E.... B....

    How is this not in this song? :D

    E.... B....

    It is! :)

    E.... B....

    Stevie Kaze it is

  44. N.... R....

    Satan, oscillate my metallic sonatas

    N.... R....

    That was the actually the first palindrome I learned.

    N.... R....

    Holy shit that was great

    N.... R....

    If you hear that backards, is there some satanic message hidden in it?

  45. �.... ....

    歌詞反対からよめる?

    �.... ....

    宍戸廉 ちがくね?

    �.... ....

    宍戸廉 あってるかも

  46. M.... D....

    UFO Tofu

  47. S.... W....

    SOOOOOOOOOOOO CLEVER! AND FUNNY!

  48. S.... E....

    A Santa Lived As a Devil At NASA

    S.... E....

    a santa lived as a devil at nasa





    oh it does work

  49. S.... ....

    Best parody ever !

  50. M.... ....

    I don't know what happened to this song, it used to be online, but I think it got shot down by something or another...

    M.... ....

    Milanin shut down*

    M.... ....

    I just got it.

  51. S.... P....

    nice,nice,nice

  52. N.... D....

    Love it!! Tie Vol

  53. w.... p....

    was looking for this video for ages thx :)

  54. c.... ....

    Now, sir, a war is won! ;-)

    c.... ....

    So hard to come up with new ones. Beautiful and delicate things, palindromes.

    c.... ....

    cesarefumare haha awesome

    c.... ....

    cesarefumare very good