Yankovic, Weird Al - Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Near Mars Lyrics
They showed up on my doorstep just a couple weeks ago
They looked so sweet and harmless
Tell me, how was I to know
They got a little too close to the microwave and then much to my surprise
They grew to forty thousand times their original size
Oh my
Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars
A race from a distant place
They came in UFOs shaped just like cuban cigars
Man oh man, you oughta hear 'em squeal
Now the whole wide world is their exercise wheel
Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars
The president, he's is a panic
There's a team of research scientists They got 'em workin' 'round the clock
Now the National Guard is out in my back yard
And the Marines'll be comin' around
I hope they get this lousy rodents out of my town
'Cause the property values are goin' way down now
Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars
They're back and they're lookin' for a snack
And they're not that fond of Burger Kings or salad bars
I hope they're not plannin' to stay
Who invited them here anayway
Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars
Well, well, look at that hamster, he's as big as a blimp
And there's one the size of central park
They're using telephone pole to pick their teeth
They're evil and nasty and they glow in the dark
Oh, don't waste any more of your bullets, boys
You know it just makes 'em mad when you shoot
They're gonna stomp us into jelly and conquer the world
But you gotta admit, they're really kinda cute, now
Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars
What a racquet they're makin', Jack
They keep me up at night playin' they're electric guitars
Listen to 'em squeal
They think the whole stinkin' world is their exercise wheel
Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars
Hey Jack, you better watch your back
Here come those hamsters from a planet near mars
Well, well, it's called the
Attack of the radioactive hamsters From a planet near Mars
A planet near Mars
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Yankovic, Weird Al Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Near Mars Comments
I would love to a music video of this song
The most underrated weird al song
A planet near Mars... you mean they're actually from Earth?
I, for one, welcome our new rodential overlords...
Paul Kornbluh I will root out humans for the salt mines
this song is way too underrated
How did I get here from Hamilton?
Because Lin Manuel Miranda mentioned the song by name on the Jimmy Fallon Show?
getting some little shop of horrors vibes from this! i love it!
Is Harvey related to them?
I think he was their leader...
Harvey was one at the time
omg this is happening stop them lol
just kidding lol
And now this needs to be a movie.
Lizardguy one like attack of the killer tomatoes
I could swear I remember hearing a Weird Al song about an alien invasion, but I can't remember lyrics or anything. Thought this might've been it, but I was wrong. If anyone comes across this, and knows the song, I'd real thankful to learn what it is.
Maybe it's "Slime Creatures From Outer Space" from the album "Dare To Be Stupid".
@Beatlemaníaco/Star Wars Fan That is absolutely the song I was looking for. Thank you :)
So someone just pointed out, UFOs are always depicted as flying saucers... Even Plan 9 from Outer Space has dialogue describing the alien ships as being shaped like cigars and yet they still show them as flying saucers... coincidence, or is the government trying to trick us into thinking flying saucers are totally fake because it’s a bait and switch... the real spaceships are cigar shaped!
Ragabash Moon when i was a kid my grandma from clay center Kansas told me she saw a flying cigar shaped object in the sky. I had never heard of a cigar shaped UFO back then and I was like what? then when I got a little older and I heard that term used again I said wow Grandma did see something!!
They showed up on my doorstep
Just a couple weeks ago
They looked so sweet and harmless
Tell me, how was I to know
They got a little too close to the microwave
And then much to my surprise
They grew to forty thousand times their original size
They started mutatin' right before my eyes, oh my
Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars
A race from a distant place
They came in UFOs shaped just like Cuban cigars
Man oh man, you oughta hear 'em squeal
Now the whole wide world is their exercise wheel
Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars
The president, he's is a panic
The pentagon, they're in shock
There's a team of research scientists
They got 'em workin' 'round the clock
Now the National Guard is out in my backyard
And the Marines'll be comin' around
I hope they get this lousy rodents out of my town
Cause the property values are goin' way down now
Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars
They're back and they're lookin' for a snack
And they're not that fond of Burger Kings or salad bars
I hope they're not plannin' to stay
Who invited them here anyway
Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars
Well, well, look at that hamster, he's as big as a blimp
And there's one the size of central park
They're using telephone pole to pick their teeth
They're evil and nasty and they glow in the dark
Oh, don't waste any more of your bullets, boys
You know it just makes 'em mad when you shoot
They're gonna stomp us into jelly and conquer the world
But you gotta admit, they're really kinda cute, now
Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars
What a racket they're makin', Jack
They keep me up at night playin' they're electric guitars
Listen to 'em squeal
They think the whole stinkin' world is their exercise wheel
Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars
Hey Jack, you better watch your back
Here come those hamsters from a planet near mars
Well, well, it's called the
Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet
A planet near Mars
Thanks.😒
Thanks Al!
I've found my new favourite song.
love this song
Definitely going to be a classic
This is amazing!!
Is this the inspiration for that South Park episode?
Melon Sherbert which episode?
giant hamsters in various adorable costumes start killing everyone.
First Slime Creatures From Outer Space, now THIS!?
From the creators of "Slime Creatures from Outer Space" comes another thrilling, chilling, and shilling motion picture! "Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters From a Planet Near Mars!" Coming soon to theaters near you!
@John Morgan Will this be played as a double feature with NATURE TRAIL TO HELL? 🤔
@McGannahan Skyjellyfetti
Hopefully! 👍
Ironic that Earth is usually the nearest planet to Mars
Man, I was about to comment that. Have a like!
That's the joke... hamsters are from Earth.
Actualy, that's Mercury. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SumDHcnCRuU
This brings back childhood memories
One of Al's best!