Yankovic, Weird Al - Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Near Mars Lyrics






They showed up on my doorstep just a couple weeks ago
They looked so sweet and harmless
Tell me, how was I to know
They got a little too close to the microwave and then much to my surprise
They grew to forty thousand times their original size
They started mutatin' right before my eyes
Oh my

Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars
A race from a distant place
They came in UFOs shaped just like cuban cigars
Man oh man, you oughta hear 'em squeal
Now the whole wide world is their exercise wheel
Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars

The president, he's is a panic
The pentagon, they're in shock
There's a team of research scientists They got 'em workin' 'round the clock
Now the National Guard is out in my back yard
And the Marines'll be comin' around
I hope they get this lousy rodents out of my town
'Cause the property values are goin' way down now

Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars
They're back and they're lookin' for a snack
And they're not that fond of Burger Kings or salad bars
I hope they're not plannin' to stay
Who invited them here anayway
Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars

Well, well, look at that hamster, he's as big as a blimp
And there's one the size of central park
They're using telephone pole to pick their teeth
They're evil and nasty and they glow in the dark
Oh, don't waste any more of your bullets, boys
You know it just makes 'em mad when you shoot
They're gonna stomp us into jelly and conquer the world
But you gotta admit, they're really kinda cute, now

Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars
What a racquet they're makin', Jack
They keep me up at night playin' they're electric guitars
Listen to 'em squeal
They think the whole stinkin' world is their exercise wheel
Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars

Hey Jack, you better watch your back
Here come those hamsters from a planet near mars
Well, well, it's called the
Attack of the radioactive hamsters From a planet near Mars
A planet near Mars





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  1. U.... ....

    I would love to a music video of this song

  2. d.... l....

    The most underrated weird al song

  3. J.... H....

    A planet near Mars... you mean they're actually from Earth?

  4. P.... K....

    I, for one, welcome our new rodential overlords...

    P.... K....

    Paul Kornbluh I will root out humans for the salt mines

  5. �.... �....

    this song is way too underrated

  6. B.... ....

    How did I get here from Hamilton?

    B.... ....

    Because Lin Manuel Miranda mentioned the song by name on the Jimmy Fallon Show?

  7. s.... ....

    getting some little shop of horrors vibes from this! i love it!

  8. n.... ....

    Is Harvey related to them?

    n.... ....

    I think he was their leader...

    n.... ....

    Harvey was one at the time

  9. D.... ....

    omg this is happening stop them lol

    D.... ....

    just kidding lol

  10. L.... ....

    And now this needs to be a movie.

    L.... ....

    Lizardguy one like attack of the killer tomatoes

  11. M.... B....

    I could swear I remember hearing a Weird Al song about an alien invasion, but I can't remember lyrics or anything. Thought this might've been it, but I was wrong. If anyone comes across this, and knows the song, I'd real thankful to learn what it is.

    M.... B....

    Maybe it's "Slime Creatures From Outer Space" from the album "Dare To Be Stupid".

    M.... B....

    @Beatlemaníaco/Star Wars Fan That is absolutely the song I was looking for. Thank you :)

  12. R.... M....

    So someone just pointed out, UFOs are always depicted as flying saucers... Even Plan 9 from Outer Space has dialogue describing the alien ships as being shaped like cigars and yet they still show them as flying saucers... coincidence, or is the government trying to trick us into thinking flying saucers are totally fake because it’s a bait and switch... the real spaceships are cigar shaped!

    R.... M....

    Ragabash Moon when i was a kid my grandma from clay center Kansas told me she saw a flying cigar shaped object in the sky. I had never heard of a cigar shaped UFO back then and I was like what? then when I got a little older and I heard that term used again I said wow Grandma did see something!!

  13. K.... _....

    They showed up on my doorstep
    Just a couple weeks ago
    They looked so sweet and harmless
    Tell me, how was I to know
    They got a little too close to the microwave
    And then much to my surprise
    They grew to forty thousand times their original size
    They started mutatin' right before my eyes, oh my
    Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars
    A race from a distant place
    They came in UFOs shaped just like Cuban cigars
    Man oh man, you oughta hear 'em squeal
    Now the whole wide world is their exercise wheel
    Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars
    The president, he's is a panic
    The pentagon, they're in shock
    There's a team of research scientists
    They got 'em workin' 'round the clock
    Now the National Guard is out in my backyard
    And the Marines'll be comin' around
    I hope they get this lousy rodents out of my town
    Cause the property values are goin' way down now
    Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars
    They're back and they're lookin' for a snack
    And they're not that fond of Burger Kings or salad bars
    I hope they're not plannin' to stay
    Who invited them here anyway
    Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars
    Well, well, look at that hamster, he's as big as a blimp
    And there's one the size of central park
    They're using telephone pole to pick their teeth
    They're evil and nasty and they glow in the dark
    Oh, don't waste any more of your bullets, boys
    You know it just makes 'em mad when you shoot
    They're gonna stomp us into jelly and conquer the world
    But you gotta admit, they're really kinda cute, now
    Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars
    What a racket they're makin', Jack
    They keep me up at night playin' they're electric guitars
    Listen to 'em squeal
    They think the whole stinkin' world is their exercise wheel
    Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars
    Hey Jack, you better watch your back
    Here come those hamsters from a planet near mars
    Well, well, it's called the
    Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet
    A planet near Mars

    K.... _....

    Thanks.😒

  14. J.... B....

    Thanks Al!

  15. J.... M....

    I've found my new favourite song.

  16. d.... ....

    love this song

  17. E.... G....

    Definitely going to be a classic

  18. E.... G....

    This is amazing!!

  19. M.... S....

    Is this the inspiration for that South Park episode?

    M.... S....

    Melon Sherbert which episode?

    M.... S....

    giant hamsters in various adorable costumes start killing everyone.

  20. M.... C....

    First Slime Creatures From Outer Space, now THIS!?

    M.... C....

    From the creators of "Slime Creatures from Outer Space" comes another thrilling, chilling, and shilling motion picture! "Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters From a Planet Near Mars!" Coming soon to theaters near you!

    M.... C....

    @John Morgan Will this be played as a double feature with NATURE TRAIL TO HELL? 🤔

    M.... C....

    @McGannahan Skyjellyfetti
    Hopefully! 👍

  21. B.... H....

    Ironic that Earth is usually the nearest planet to Mars

    B.... H....

    Man, I was about to comment that. Have a like!

    B.... H....

    That's the joke... hamsters are from Earth.

    B.... H....

    Actualy, that's Mercury. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SumDHcnCRuU

  22. v.... ....

    This brings back childhood memories

  23. S.... K....

    One of Al's best!