Yankovic, Weird Al - Angry White Boy Polka Lyrics
Cut my life into pieces
This is my last resort
Suffocation, no breathing
Don't give a %$@& if I cut my arm bleeding
This is my last resort
'Cause I'm losing my sight, losing my mind
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine
Losing my sight, losing my mind
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine
Nothing's all right, nothing is fine
I'm running and a-crying
Wake up (Wake up)
Grab a brush and put a little make-up
Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup
Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
Here you go create another fable
You wanted to
Grab a brush and put a little makeup
You wanted to
Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup
You wanted to
Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
You wanted to
I don't think you trust
In my self-righteous suicide
I cry when angels deserve to die, die, die
D-d-die die die die die
Hey
I'm gonna get free
I'm gonna get free
I'm gonna get free
Ride into the sun
She never loved me
She never loved me
She never loved me
Why should anyone?
(Come here, come here, come here)
I'll take your photo for ya
(Come here, come here, come here)
Drive you around the corner
(Come here, come here, come here)
You know you really oughta
(Come here, come here, come here)
Move out to California
Do what I want 'cause I can
If I don't because I wanna
Be ignored by the stiff and the bored
Because I'm gonna
Hate to say I told you so, all right
Do believe I told you so
Now it's all out and you knew
'Cause I wanted to
Fell in love with a girl
I fell in love at once and almost completely
She's in love with the world
But sometimes these feelings can be so misleading
Can't think of anything to do
Yeah, my left brain knows that all love is fleeting
She's just looking for something new
Yeah, I said it once before but it bears repeating, now
Last night, she said
"Oh baby, don't you feel so down
When you turn me off
When I feel left out"
So I (what'd you do?)
Well, I turned around (right around)
"Oh, baby, gonna be alright"
It was a great big lie (big old lie)
'Cause I left that night
Yeah
Ooh ah ah ah ah
Ooh ah ah ah ah
Get up
Come on get down with the sickness
Get up
Come on get down with the sickness
Get up
Come on get down with the sickness
Open up your hate and let it flow into me
Get up
Come on get down with the sickness
You mother get up
Come on get down with the sickness
Get up
Come on get down with the sickness
Madness is the gift that has been given to me
We're the renegades of funk
We're the renegades of funk
We're the renegades of funk
We're the renegades of funk
This time I'm 'a let it all come out
This time I'm 'a stand up and shout
I'm a do things my way
It's my way
My way or the highway
This time I'm a let it all come out
This time I'm a stand up and shout
I'm a do things my way
It's my way
[honk]
[honk]
Or the highway
But I'm on the outside
I'm looking in
I can see through you
See your true colors
'Cause inside you're ugly
Ugly like me
I can see through you
See to the real you
Bawitdaba da bang da dang diggy diggy
Diggy said the boogie said up jump the boogie
Bawitdaba da bang da dang diggy diggy
Diggy said the boogie said up jump the boogie
We are, we are
The youth of the nation
We are, we are
The youth of the nation
We are, we are
The youth of the nation
We are the youth of the nation Hey
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up
Please stand up
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please
Please, please stand up
Slim Shady won't you please stand up?
(Stand up Shady)(Stand up)
(Stand up Shady)(Stand up)
(Stand up Shady)
Shady, won't you please stand up?
Hey
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Yankovic, Weird Al Angry White Boy Polka Comments
This is my favorite polka by Weird Al for sure.
When he started singing Down With the Sickness I almost lost it
259 edgelords disliked the video.
Wait... is this Disturbed i hear?
This sounds exactly like AndyRehfeldt
"Last Resort" by Papa Roach
"Chop Suey!" by System of a Down
"Get Free" by The Vines
"Hate to Say I Told You So" by The Hives
"Fell in Love with a Girl" by The White Stripes
"Last Nite" by The Strokes
"Down with the Sickness" by Disturbed
"Renegades of Funk" by Rage Against the Machine, originally by Afrika Bambaataa
"My Way" by Limp Bizkit
"Outside" by Staind
"Bawitdaba" by Kid Rock
"Youth of the Nation" by P.O.D.
"The Real Slim Shady" by Eminem
"Poodle Hat Polka" by "Weird Al" Yankovic
I need most of these to be done as solo pieces PLEASE AL!!
Still no clue what the slim shady is
Alex Bundy A persona of Eminem.
@Tammy Breckheimer ty
Alex Bundy You’re welcome.
0:50 TABLE
I like how he cranks up the Jewishness for Disturbed.
Pyagrl*16 What
I'm fairly certain Al is Christian, not Jewish
BAIE SNAAKS!
DIE DIE DIE, D-D-D-DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
*hey!*
i appreciate this so much as an angry white person. but also as any other ethnicity becaise we don’t discriminate here
Nobody:
Weird Al: *p o o d l e h a t*
You need new music. Get a shadow writer this is not you
I hope Fred Durst and Eminem and Kid Rock and all those people from the bands featured in this Polka hear this Polka.
Ah, yes, as opposed to happy black woman polka
Now we just need "Sad White Girl Polka" which is just Billie Eilish and Jack Stauber sung in polka style
Edit: Let’s not forget...
-Born In The Wrong Generation Polka
(Beethoven)
-ADHD Polka
(Original Weird Al songs)
-Polka-stalgia!
(Music from 2000s video games)
-Epic Gamer Polka
(Memes)
-THIS POLKA MEDLEY HAS BEEN REMOVED DUE TO COPYRIGHT
(Disney)
God bless Jack Stauber.
Nentardes sad black girl polka with Beyoncé and Rihana
You’re actually a genius
Need some Adele in the sad white girl mix.
Is that a picture of DEAR LEADER!
why am I just now discovering this?????????
Hearing Weird Al do the Ooh Ah Ah Ah Ah part was something I am never going to forget.
"Renegades of Funk" by Africa Bambaata (adapted by Rage Against the Machine); "Youth of the Nation" By Wuv, Traa, Marcos Curiel.
Since when was anything by the White stripes concidered edgy white boy music?
since six years ago?
Times change as do tastes; try to remember the past and not just get sucked along in the never-ending 'now'; the realizations you gain might not be all happy, but they'll broaden your mind .
Down with the sickness
Love how Al opens up with Papa Roach 😂
Great job Al!! This is your most viewed polka!! (Excluding the North Korea Polka)
There’s just something satisfying hearing Down with the Sickness in Polka style lol
hey Al, can i meet you in real life? LOL it would be an experience!
not crazy, just a fan
MAGIUS2013 buy a ticket to a concert and pay for the meet and greet.
a wrestler needs this as a theme song...
I'm crying at that beginning.
Kyle's theme song
Ma che cazzo di problemi hanno 195 persone? Le cover polka sono la forma più elevata di musica.
Perché scrivi in Italiano?
Comunque concordo
Last Resort - Papa Roach
Chop Suey - System Of A Down
Get Free - The Vines
Hate To Say I Told You So - The Hives
Fell In Love With A Girl - The White Stripes
Last Nite - The Strokes
Down With The Sickness - Disturbed
Renegades Of Funk - Rage Against The Machine
My Way - Limp Bizkit
Outside - Staind
Bawitda - Kid Rock
Youth Of The Nation - POD
The Real Slim Shady - Eminem
My parents: he's listening to that devil's music
What I actually listen to:
@Dev Hann wow someone should've made a joke about that!
this is what the devils son listens to
@Are Dub I really hope this is a joke
@Sillimant i mean yeah. wouldnt the devils son want to piss off the devil?
@Are Dub
"Polka is my destiny, father. Im running away to live with the humans. You'll never understand me *edgy teenager sounds*"
RED ROCKS TOMMOORROOOWWW! CANT WAIT . WEIRD ALL FOR LIFE
When people say the original Chop Suey is too fast
I am here because weird al is amazing
god i love this
This is such fucking art.
She's in love with the world!
Al is the only one who can make limp Bizkit tolerable
Also you couldn’t find a way to squeeze “In the end” in there
when you're an emo German
I've never seen so many Garage Bands in 5 minutes of parodied Polka medley cover. You Got The Hives, The Strokes, The Vines, The White Stripes; might as well call this "Garage Polka Band Song".
I mean, consider that he called it "Angry White Boy Polka," many edgy white kids back in 2000 were probably listening to a lot of garage band music in order to not be in the corporate grip
i lost it when he parodied disturbed
This song shows how these lyrics are hard too take seriously today.
This makes an angry white boy an angry dancing white boy :)
red vs blue but the warthog music is replaced with this
My edgy side and wacky side can finally be at peace
3 times
At 1:12 it sounds like he's trying to get in as the new voice of shaggy
Except it doesn't
Crocudad like zoinks man lets get outta here
I hope to see him in concert someday
I wonder if he actually foresaw gen Z being the most radically right wing generation even in American history when he made this
Young white and pissed
You told us to feel guilty and surrender and give up our identity heritage culture and legacy and now you have a generation of white fascists on your hands who aren’t ashamed when you call us genocidal maniacs because we know we are justified
“Hate to say I told you so”
Honestly I see it being way to liberal rather than far right but that’s just what I’m seeing in America. The internet however does seem to be shifting more right (thankfully)
Take a chill pill, guy.
KingIceHunter
They’re closeted
I used to think so too
Then I started asking more questions and paying closer attention
Then I noticed all the white boys in my highschool were getting Norse rune tattoos and getting addicted to lifting and they laugh at my dog whistles
If shadow the hegdehog was drawn in Looney toons
Dev Hann That’s pretty edgy bro
@Dev Hann Take it easy. It's just a drawing.
@MasterBerry take it easy. It's just a comment
@Dev Hann I hear you're not a juice man. Dw, I had you pegged as one who identifies as a demon that survives on the blood droplets draining from the freshly buried bodies you dig up from your local cemetery. I will get you that demonology book you've been wanting.
I dare anybody to listen to this in double speed..
Dare done
@M Cruz YES lol
Mission accomplished lol
XD@M Cruz
Speed 0.75 actually sounds more normal to me.
How are bawitdaba and real slim shady angry white boy songs?
How are they not?
MannyIsBallin Theu don’t exactly conjure the same angsty images as Last resort do they?
@The Deer King Yeah but they're all from angry white dudes, one angry white dude is the same as all
MannyIsBallin And it’s devolved into racism. Cool.
@The Deer King How was that racist? You sure are easily triggered
The way he sang Bawtitaba made me start going "Blue Moooooon you saw me standing alone."
@Dev Hann So what?
Exactly
@Dev Hann y u care about what I said bro?
Underrated joke.
Been listening to Al since the 80's with all of his epic Micheal Jackson spoofs. When I heard this one though I found my favorite Al song.
Been listening to Al since the 60's...(insert rest of pointless comment)
so EDGYYYYYY
2:57 nice.
THIS TAKES ME BACK TO WHEN I WAS LIKE THREE OH MY GOD IT HURTS
Which was about 2 years ago, right?
Dev Hann that burned him worse than that girl that sat next to a bomb
For the theme of this polka song mash, I would have added Puddle of Mudd, She Hates Me.
Before Neil Cicierega we had this
Oh Wa ah ah ah!
Why is this song not on Mario kart 9?
...Because that game doesn't exist yet
songs covered?
*S H A D Y W O N ‘ T Y O U P L E A S E S T A N D U P*
fELL IN LOVE WITH A GIRLLL
She's in love with the wurrrrllld.
-happy polka
-"cut my life into pieces"
-wow ok
-"lehlulehlulehluluh"
-alright we're back
I love this man
What the fuck is this shit 😂😕😕💀💀😈
it’s the angry white boy polka by weird al. can you not read “marcus ulrich”?
@Audrey Rose can u read fucker 😂😂😁
eminem might be the rap god but weird al is the polka god
Polka God I want that now!
Joe owl we get it
@ChorusKirby1 Yeah it accidentally multiplied
Joe owl huh
@ChorusKirby1 Yeah some weird glitch thing
0:42 this is why i love weird al making silly sounds things like this
This is a really fun one to listen to xD. Love the muted trumpets, too.
You’re music makes me so happy!
I love pretty much every band in this compilation and this is HILARIOUS.
I pretty much hate every band in this compilation and it's hilarious that there are people who have these bands as their favorites
@Dev Hann you just can't let people enjoy anything can you?
1:13 sounds like Shaggy.
Exactly!
Glad to see I wasn't the only one who thought that lol
Except it doesn't
@Dev Hann Yes it does
Weird Al polkas are great. And i grew up listening to Czech polkas as a kid.
this cured my crippling depression
This is so edgy i cut myself just listening to it
I want a sequel. I need a sequel. please.
What's the song at 4:02 ?
Bawithadaba - Kid Rock
Die die die, didididiediediediedie
Eh...what's up knuck?
As time went by he added more background noises to his polkas. Like more people scream laughing.
Can't wait to see al in concert at the met!
Why do i feel like going to Oktoberfest now
OKTOBERFEEEEEST
I don't know, but could you please pass a beer and a brat.
Open up your hate and let it flow into me never sounded so funny.
Yes it did
Weird Al’s best polka song, IMO. Had a lot of great rock and roll songs that were given the polka treatment. Papa Roach, System of a Down, Disturbed, Rage Against the Machine, Kid Rock, P.O.D, etc.
As well as Staind.
the strokes
More like emo white boy polka
This is it, bois.
CHOP SEUY IN HERE!?
White people don't have any cultu.....
I'm an angry white boy and I approve of this message
@Dev Hann alright go ahead and be toxic, go ahead :D
@Dec Hann u still wanna rhyme something with comet? I'll be waiting...
@YaBoiNoova The Weirdo ah, you wish to lick my balls too?
@Dev Hann are you purposely being a angry white boy?
@Dev Hann 🤡🤡🤡
I find it interesting how a title like this doesn't really have any controversy. But a song titled "angry black boy polka" would have the artist lynched.
@Are you smurfin' kidding me? Well said, from both of you
@Alex Herrera What makes you think I'm angry?
Found the angry white boy.
@Z. C. Loki What makes you think I'm angry?
It was also 2002. Back then we weren't as obsessed with race as we are now. Simpler time.
This is the best polka I’ve heard from you Mr. Yankovic! I’m laughing harder than I have in years! Thank you VERY much for this beautiful piece of music ❤️
*CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES*
*THIS IS MY LAST RESORT*
Suffocation no breathing
@Dbotstudios music, memes, gaming, and more Don't give a flip if I cut my arm bleeding.
Thea Sinclaire **cool fast accordion**
Can someone please write an analysis on this song. I don't have any clue on how one would do it, but knowing the internet someone can easily do it.
I'm a music comp major. When I have free time I'll take a look at this.
This man means business
Weird Al.
>tfw you look back on your angsty teenage years and laugh
Still fucking good all these years later. I remember sitting in my childhood home with my old school stereo blasting this whole album everyday. Weird Al will always be one of my favorite artists and a great inspiration to my music forever and always.