Yankovic, Weird Al - Amoeba Lyrics
The amoeba is so small you need a microscope to see one
It hurts the eyes, but I'll concede I'd rather see then be one
They never sing or laugh or talk or eat fondue or quiche
And if you take one for a walk, you need a tiny leash
I know the thing must have a brain, although I couldn't tell you where
It sure must be an awful pain to be so unicellular
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Yankovic, Weird Al Amoeba Comments
A chunk of dated materiel right here, the HDDVD vs BluRay wars was over and Weird Al was buying his first BluRay!
The first "what's in my bag?"
This asshole made a living off of everyone else, so I guess he's in the right place.
Great guy. He seems like a genuine person.
Cool guy goes over and beyond for his fans
Typical
The guy on a yellow t-shirt, he thinks he's funny and he's just a sad asshole.
is this like the first one ever? lol
Yes, it actually was the first episode we ever made!
recorded with a toaster
Weird Al's daughter is 15 now?
240p. Damn, so nostalgic. Friendster era
The legend Weird Al
Please ask PJ Harvey to do this??
Hey I was 5 years old at the time too
The Juno soundtrack is literally the best!
Now this is one loved guy
Yeah he is known for being a very nice and down to earth guy.
My artsy friends thought I was odd that I like Weird Al in the same vain as the Clash or Seventh Seal
I wish it was a new act.
The magic of weird al, is he fucking with you or isn't he? BRILLIANT
dude shut up and let Al talk
Are we actually sure that Elvira and Eileen Davidson from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills aren't the same person?
Considering that Elvira is Cassandra Peterson, I'd say we're pretty sure they're not. Sorry. :p
Thats weird. Theres a flyer that says 'weird' behind Weird.
Back when blu ray was new
its like they both smoked a bowl of crack before they did this
Weird AL is Hella COOL...But the Host is Annoying AF!!!😩😩😩😩
shut up dude and let AL talk.
You haven't HEARD Weird Al until you've heard him on vinyl.
If the father can't teach Al Jolson references, their mammy can.
Gondwana's music playing on the store!!!
He's just the best <3
...To keep your sandwich nice and fresh...
...Stick it in your cooler (cooler), eat it when you're ready...
This episode is worth it just for the exchange between Al & Nelson Bragg. Such a cool little moment.
The dude never ages! Legend.
Haven't even watched this yet but you just know he's going to have some good ish.
Love this man! Such an incredible sense of humor. The song "eBay" is one of my favorites. Interesting selections, but mostly for his family. So sweet. : )
Aw, his daughter was only 5 at the time. How time flies! Lord!
You can tell that Weird Al is a sweet, kind man. Gotta love him!
They didn't ask him like what albums he likes. wtf lol . Seemed like he got caught off guard when they asked him what's in the bag??.. Interview Failed!
+MrPink422 It was our very first episode and we did in fact catch him off guard. We didn't know what we were doing, and he was exceedingly gracious as we fumbled through this. He's a really cool guy and we would love to have him in again to talk about music.
amoeba you have the best channel on YouTube, thanks for creating this channel and keep up the great work👍
I guess that's one way to find out if Al's been shoplifting. :)
His laugh brings joy to my life...
Of course he likes TMBG. Of course he does.
I'm actually really curious about this guy's shirt. "Little Armenia" What is that? I'm familiar with the country of Armenia, is there a Armenian version of a ChinaTown kind of thing?
+Brandon Krause Yeah, it's a small Armenian community in East Hollywood.
+Amoeba jumbo's clown room, represent.
Weird al looks like one of those guys that is good at everything he does.
cuz he is :D
Top guy.
I've wondered if Brian ever knew about Pancreas. I guess I got my answer! Hooray! :)
back when the people in this show actually took the stuff out of a bag.
Holy crap. Just noticed this is 9 years old.
@Roman Fox just things Jerry Lee Lewis says.
Remember the days when Weird Al would take over Much Music for the day? I thought he was going to pull out a copy of UHF from his bag or something funny, but just a bunch of kids stuff.
Right on! He's a fellow TMBG fan. Has he used one of their tracks before? Would be awesome.
Martin Williams He did a stylistic parody titled "Everything You Know is Wrong"
Dude, this interview is about Al, not you! Shut up and let him talk.
such a swell dude
this was a great watch!
I knew his bag was gonna be weird xD
Who was the guy at the end who talked to Weird Al? Also Weird Al makes fun music and seems like a genuinely nice person.
I didn't catch the name either, but he's a member of Brian Wilson's (Beach Boy Brian Wilson) touring band. Brian Wilson's musical director put Al's song Pancreas on the mixtape they play before BW concerts. Also, Weird Al is a genuinely nice person. I've talked to him fairly often after shows.
I love weird al!
Coolest guy ever.
cool pick ups Al!
what a weird guy
al's bag is so weak. come on, man. where's the captain beefheart.
I would love to know - does Amoeba give these celebs some space when they first come in so that these picks are truthful? Do you get me? Do they know this interview is pending? I mean if I knew people were judging me by my purchases I would be somewhat less honest or at least throw in a few "cool" picks like Arquette with that Bunuel DVD haha. Of course these picks are obviously honest, but I wonder about about this.
< < < Our silly rock band loves AL!
< < He's a true inspiration to our silliness!
this stupid Jay Z ad is messing everything up
You know, because typing "Amoeba Los Angeles" into google is just unthinkably hard.
Nelson Bragg at the end-
He's very well spoken, and hilarious!
OMG glad he loves Ratatouille as well!
He really looks good with facial hair.
of course he likes tmbg!!
Haha, I wish there was a "what's in my bag" with John.
I just did that same thing today
I met him, & he is anything but weird!:}.
i hate him for getting to meet weird al :(
He should do a cover version of the cover of his parody!
I just watched Ben Stiller's What's In My Bag, and it made me sad. Now I'm watching Weird Al's, and I'm happy again!
I'm actually kinda terrified to see what Al has in his bag...
I mean of course Jay F. had New York Dolls and The Donnas had girly stuff and metal...
I just had to pause and document my concern haha!!
do i have to be dying to meet a famous person
@JagrrrTV Looney Tunes isnt lame...
I just met him a few weeks ago. Super awesome dude.
Oh God no.
What a genuinely great guy...
True that
isnt he rich or something?????
What a great dad. Not too cool to shop for the kids
My Daughter, my daughter. shut -up We get it. Everything you brought was lame.
@TheElephant79 wow, that was -so- funny -_-
weird al yankovic is the biggest troll that walked earth
Where is that cover. I want to listen to it :D :D
@ChainJL hope you didn't get lost in there :)
Who is that at the end?
It's actually wierd lol
love love LOVE LOVE all I want is you <3 juno soundtrack!
This was recorded on my b day :D
Hey do You Guys Still make videos . This is like The Best <3
We need one of these but with Morgan Freeman...
Love Weird Al <3
weird al has a kid?
Al is the coolest dork of all time!
I love the way he said that Tim guy's name.
@ChainJL 6400 Sunset Blvd Los Angeles, CA 90028
323-245-6400
Al is such a nice guy :)
Man, no Van Halen in his bag.
:))))) I love the way he laughs... <3
nice job framing him next to the word "weird"