Wonder Years, The - Melrose Diner Lyrics

01:41 I want a never ending gif of that.

I'm weak. Anyone notice how one of megan massacres eye brows isn't drawn all the way.

top of 4:28. lol love the blow up doll

Still beter than Wrestlemania 35

Eat the muffin

Why does he open his MOOuuuTHH SOOO MMUUUUCHH FOOOOR EVERYyyY PHONEME

Anybody still here 2019

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KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSONNN

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR AGES!! 🤩🤩 OMG IM SO HAPPY I FOUND IT

I miss this era

Wanna be ..... The Champ.

Weird seeing soupy with a clean(ish) shaved face

Through the powers of being a furry he won

I haven't heard this in years didn't even know it was accompanied by a sweet cheesy ass video. Awesome.

The scene Queen can still get the dick tho

It’s crazy how much they’ve changed.

Jesus,look how young Soupy looks in this video.

this video is stupid, I love it

This is the second most pop punk video I’ve ever watched, only second to The Living Room Song video

i swear that guy is the guitarist from ADTR

Ohhh
Wolfpack
Like nwo Wolfpack
I finally get it
Shit

Megan Trashacre

JJR I love it lol great video timeless

Is Kraag from ADTR?

try to not cum when she says i only fuck the champ
it's not possible

skip to 1:21 if you just want the song

Perfect!!!!

Holy shit, the parallels between these guys and New Found Glory are uncanny.

I hate your bad tattoos and your second-hand stories;
those anecdotes that grew old last month. 
I hate the way you move when you’re drunk and try dancing. 
It’s not sexy. 
It’s just keeping us up and I’m just not fond of anyone, 
but that’s got everything to do with us. 

I hate the way I get when I can’t handle bad news. 
It feels like I’ve been an asshole for months.
All I’ve got left are these handfuls of fuck you and man, 
that’s never enough. 

I guess I’m just down. 
I guess I’ll be honest. 
I could use you around. 
I can’t stand the dork that you’re hanging with now. 
I guess I’ll be honest. 
I could use you around. 

I hate the way that you can’t keep your hair straight. 
I hate the way that you’re leaning on me. 
I hate the way that you point out when girls are staring 
because you know that I won’t do a thing. 

I hate the context clues you leave out of your writing 
because I can’t find myself here at all. 
You know that I hate when you call me wasted. 
I expect it whenever you call. 

I guess I’m just down. 
I guess I’ll be honest. 
I could use you around. 
I can’t stand the dork that you’re hanging with now. 
I guess I’ll be honest. 
I could use you around. 
I could use you around. 
I could use you around now.

My friends all say he’s just a b-rate version of me; 
he’s stuck on video games and weed. 
They’re just trying to help me get to sleep. 

My friends all say you’re sitting way too close to me, 
that I should just get up and leave. 
It’s like I’m weighed down to the seat. 

My friends all say he’s just the broke-dick version of me. 
They’re just trying to help me get some sleep. 
I know he’s what you need.

I guess I’m just down. 
I guess I’ll be honest. 
I could use you around. 
I can’t stand the dork that you’re hanging with now. 
I guess I’ll be honest. 
I could use you around.

Eyyy! It's the kid from Cooper Barrett's Guide To Surviving Life!

Krystyna Hutchinson!!!

*nothings going to come between either of them*

*E A T T H E M U F F I N*

All I got left are these handfuls of FUCK YOU

is that the actor from bandslam lmao

get this furry shit outta here

0:12 Was that Neil from ADTR?

wearing a No Sleep Records shirt lmao I'm sure Hopeless didn't care though.

There are 5,033 amazing human beings in this world

Michael fassbener is a pretty good singer

Man, Baron Corbin was such a nerd during his indie days...

i wonder was any one here a real wrestler

why would they be?

Michael Mearney , the wrestlers you see in the were all back yard wrestlers with one or two exceptions.

michael Sparacino any names id know?

The girl sitting next to Soupy in the crowd is still the most adorable thing ever

this is soooooooooo 2010

congrats on being able to read release dates

I love all of the wonder years music. this has a classic pop punk feels to it

Bro do you even 90s?

Do you even music bro?

Eat the muffin!

Man, Nick without a beard looks so odd.

just thinking that XD

this is sweet XD

This is everything I've ever wanted in a music video

ofcourse it is you fucken nerd

amo the wonder years pero que cancion/video mas poronga

lone wolf lyfeeeeee

Doraemon mask! 3:31

eat it eat the muffin eat it eat the muffin it has a couple ants on it but who gives a shit

wow it looks like they had a whole lot of fun making this

This is the song that got me obsessed with the wonder years all the way back in 2010 it's a flawless song and the wonder years have made 4 flawless albums in a row with each album better then the last I am a die hard obsessive freak out the wonder years fan

I enjoyed the song so much, i did not realize the video was quite terrible

Oh my god 2:19 he's so happy

+Kullub yes i think so XD

every pop punk song should play happily

Love this band

I love this video almost entirely because of how bad it is. They can say the F word in the intro, but not in the song? They can afford to have Megan look like she's floating, but she has to turn into a blow up doll to be thrown out of the arena? Beautiful. Great song, though!

It's meant to look fake Bruh

most cringe-worthy video ever

Thats kinda the joke

you clearly have not seen attack attack's stick stickly

most cringe-worthy video ever

Not as cringey as that hair you're rocking

+George Scott OH SHIT MY DOOD.

A beard-less Soupy kinda freaks me out...

Ovdje zbog Faze Jebasu ;)

I just realised the joggernaut is John James Ryan

I wonder how many people know that Melrose is a place in Scotland

+1231Studios Me because i live near it

+MA5TER0FMUPPETS Smart, I'm in East Lothian

+1231Studios Well Inverness Counts I suppose

It's also the name of a diner in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania for which this song is referring to

I wonder how many people know melrose is a dutch band with weird lyrics but actually good songs 😂

Eat the Muffin is the best thing to come out of the video shoot for this song.

this video singlehandidly started my obsession with Megan Massacre...thanks for that

And it was at that moment Lone Wolf knew... He was getting head that night

I didn't remember that they used to shave...

Did you forget that they didn't use to shave or did you not know they didn't shave?

Isn't the actor playing The Lone Wolf in an episode of Workaholics? Episode "Heist School"?

Charlie Saxton confirmed.

They looked like they had so much fun.

He wolf cried the shit out of her

God i love how the tempo slows down a bit in the intro, its just so great

Pop punk is staged. Those aren't even real riffs. Plus "Soupy" isn't even that guys real name. Also I hear the Wonder Years bury younger talent to stay on top. I'm definitely not ordering Pop Punklmania this year.

I was calling him soupy since he was 14. Yeah.. it's not his real name. Everyone knew it was a nickname.. so what?

They didnt make Roman look strong dammit!

I love this comment so much

The reason you can't leave ironic or clever comments on YouTube videos is obvious right here in these replies to your comment.

😂😂😂😂

Intro is killer

Awesome.

Megan Massacre is life 💜

Hey Everyone! I just made a Fan Made video to There, There! I hope you guys check it out! I just thought it'd be fun! I hope everyone check's it out!

That's the dude from that one episode of workaholics!

wolf cryyyyy whoooooo ^.^

This video is a masterpiece.  Brightens my day every time I watch it

I guarantee Dan Campbell gets massive amounts of pussy.

+ryanfronheiser engaged

He's fuckin married to pussy world wide dude

yeah i know but i was saying more at the time of suburbia before he was married

100% guaranteed, but isn't he like 31 lmao

He's not about that. He is a good dude. I was his first drummer in his first band at 15 years old lol

is that James?

Andre Schurrle anyone?

Check us out if you love pop-punk with british accents!

@Buffalo Go Definitely worth checking out!

megan massacre looks like a punk version of carly rae jepsen lmao

Now that you say that.... that's actually a spot on comparison. 

+n(o chill)atalie lol youre right

emo...def not punk.

More like goth

I miss this wonder years vibe

The Wonder Years make amazing music, but this is one of their worse songs and the video doesn't help. Listen to the rest of this album and the two albums they released after it, they are pop punk masterpieces.

This song is great the video not so much but it adds to the feel of when they were newer

@Shriffican I personally consider it to be one of the better songs on the Upsides, with "Washington Square Park", "My Last Semester", and "All My Friends are in bar Bands". It's not my favorite Wonder Years record, but it's still a well-above average album. My personal favorite albums are their two newest ones, "Suburbia" and "Greatest Generation" (with the latter being my all-time favorite record) so I just like their more matured and developed music I guess.

@Sean Kraus Personally, Suburbia is my favorite. with "Local Man Ruins Everything" being one of my favorite songs ever. 

This song is quite good and extremely catchy, which makes it a perfect single. I just think that it isn't as good as the rest of their songs. My favorite songs off The Upsides are Hostels & Brothels, Everything I Own Fits In This Backpack, Washington Square Park and Bar Bands, to name a few. In my opinion those songs are more unique and showed the potential this band already had back then. But their two last albums are unbelievably well-written and they show that this isn't a generic pop punk band, they stand out above the rest.

honestly I think it's one of their only good songs...

1:21 btw

remember when the wonder years knew how to have fun like this? peppridge farm remembers.  

everyone looks so different now!

What's the song at the very end?

@***** Thank you!

I'm pretty sure that's the bassist of I Call Fives as one of the commentators. Not sure who the other one is.

@Dylan Giallella I think that's the other vocalist of Man Overboard

+juniopatrick Dylan has it right. Also, Sam was a former With the Punches member

two of my favourite things, the wonder years and wrestling

his penis is his ear?

These were the kind of songs that got me through high school

They're getting me through high school right now

Megan fucking Massacre! Fucking hell man xD

68 people are super duper whack

I wanna be the champ.