Wonder Years, The - Dude, What Is A Land Pirate? Lyrics






Sweetheart, you don't understand.
Pirates weren't made to dance.
We just weren't made for it.
We slit throats, we don't cut rugs,
but if it means that much,
I guess that I could take a chance.
We'll both go, we'll both go.
I won't ruin your night.
You know how I get into knife-fights
What if my leg breaks while we dance?
Then, we'll both go down.

We just weren't made for it.
Just weren't made for it.
Just weren't made for it.
Just weren't made for it.

So I paint my peg leg for the prom.
And I've been practicing my dance moves all year long.
So you'd better keep a look out just in case
in case I go for second base with my hook out.

I went out and got a tux
and a limo for the both of us.
I pulled up trying to impress.
And we'll both go, we'll both go.
Despite how hard I tried,
you cried and ruined our night,
just cause my bird shit on your dress.
We won't fucking go down.

So I paint my peg leg for the prom.
And I've been practicing my dance moves all year long.

Say what you will about me and how I do things,
but don't you open your mouth about Polly.
I guess we made a scene cause in come the police,
waving guns and asking me to leave.
And we won't even try to say goodnight,
cause we know that you won't apologize.
We won't even try to say goodnight,
cause we know that you still think you're right
and we mean the things we say.
We say just what we mean.

So I paint my peg leg for the prom.
And I've been practicing my dance moves all year long.
So you'd better keep a look out just in case
in case I go for the third base with my hook out.





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  1. N.... E....

    Lyrics:
    Well sweetheart, you don't understand
    Pirates weren't made to dance
    We just weren't made for it

    We slit throats, we don't cut rugs
    But if it means that much
    I guess that I could take a chance
    We'll both go, we'll both go
    I won't ruin your night
    You know how I get into knife-fights
    (What if my leg breaks while we dance?)
    Then, we'll both go down

    We just weren't made for this
    We just weren't made for this

    So I paint my peg leg for the prom
    I've been practicing my dance moves all year long
    So you'd better keep a look out
    In case I go for second base with my hook out

    I went out and got a tux
    And a limo for the both of us
    I pulled up trying to impress
    (We'll both go, we'll both go)
    Despite how hard I tried
    You cried and ruined our night
    Just cause my bird shit on your dress
    We won't fucking go down


    (We spike punch with barrels of rum
    We loot and steal to seal the deal.)
    Say what you will about me and how I do things
    But don't you open your mouth about Polly
    I guess we made a scene cause in come the police
    Waving guns and asking me to leave
    We won't even try to say goodnight
    Cause we know that you won't apologize
    We won't even try to say goodnight
    Cause we know that you still think you're right
    And we mean the things we say
    We say just what we mean

    So I paint my peg leg for the prom
    I've been practicing my dance moves all year long
    So you'd better keep a look out
    In case I go for the third base with my hook out

  2. C.... M....

    That synth is so dumb

    C.... M....

    Yeah, it's so stupid. That's probably why this album is a guilty pleasure though aha.

  3. i.... ....

    My favorite album ever!

  4. Y.... ....

    I AM A LAND PIRATE!

  5. R.... N....

    4 years later I still jam out to this song

    R.... N....

    7 years now and it still has it

    R.... N....

    pirates werent made to dance

  6. T.... ....

    check again:P

  7. L.... H....

    neither went any where, bro!

  8. a.... ....

    cause it's impossible to dislike this band duhhhh<3

  9. h.... ....

    They kinda sound like Say Anything here. Haha. Idk. I miss them both.

  10. r.... ....

    eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  11. C.... T....

    And we both F***ing go down!!!

  12. T.... H....

    And I've been practicing my dance moves, all year long..