Wonder Years, The - Dude, What Is A Land Pirate? Lyrics
Sweetheart, you don't understand.
Pirates weren't made to dance.
We just weren't made for it.
We slit throats, we don't cut rugs,
but if it means that much,
We'll both go, we'll both go.
I won't ruin your night.
You know how I get into knife-fights
What if my leg breaks while we dance?
Then, we'll both go down.
We just weren't made for it.
Just weren't made for it.
Just weren't made for it.
Just weren't made for it.
So I paint my peg leg for the prom.
And I've been practicing my dance moves all year long.
So you'd better keep a look out just in case
in case I go for second base with my hook out.
I went out and got a tux
and a limo for the both of us.
I pulled up trying to impress.
And we'll both go, we'll both go.
Despite how hard I tried,
you cried and ruined our night,
just cause my bird shit on your dress.
We won't fucking go down.
So I paint my peg leg for the prom.
And I've been practicing my dance moves all year long.
Say what you will about me and how I do things,
but don't you open your mouth about Polly.
I guess we made a scene cause in come the police,
waving guns and asking me to leave.
And we won't even try to say goodnight,
cause we know that you won't apologize.
We won't even try to say goodnight,
cause we know that you still think you're right
and we mean the things we say.
We say just what we mean.
So I paint my peg leg for the prom.
And I've been practicing my dance moves all year long.
So you'd better keep a look out just in case
in case I go for the third base with my hook out.
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Wonder Years, The Dude, What Is A Land Pirate? Comments
Lyrics:
Well sweetheart, you don't understand
Pirates weren't made to dance
We just weren't made for it
We slit throats, we don't cut rugs
But if it means that much
I guess that I could take a chance
We'll both go, we'll both go
I won't ruin your night
You know how I get into knife-fights
(What if my leg breaks while we dance?)
Then, we'll both go down
We just weren't made for this
We just weren't made for this
So I paint my peg leg for the prom
I've been practicing my dance moves all year long
So you'd better keep a look out
In case I go for second base with my hook out
I went out and got a tux
And a limo for the both of us
I pulled up trying to impress
(We'll both go, we'll both go)
Despite how hard I tried
You cried and ruined our night
Just cause my bird shit on your dress
We won't fucking go down
(We spike punch with barrels of rum
We loot and steal to seal the deal.)
Say what you will about me and how I do things
But don't you open your mouth about Polly
I guess we made a scene cause in come the police
Waving guns and asking me to leave
We won't even try to say goodnight
Cause we know that you won't apologize
We won't even try to say goodnight
Cause we know that you still think you're right
And we mean the things we say
We say just what we mean
So I paint my peg leg for the prom
I've been practicing my dance moves all year long
So you'd better keep a look out
In case I go for the third base with my hook out
That synth is so dumb
Yeah, it's so stupid. That's probably why this album is a guilty pleasure though aha.
My favorite album ever!
I AM A LAND PIRATE!
4 years later I still jam out to this song
7 years now and it still has it
pirates werent made to dance
check again:P
neither went any where, bro!
cause it's impossible to dislike this band duhhhh<3
They kinda sound like Say Anything here. Haha. Idk. I miss them both.
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
And we both F***ing go down!!!
And I've been practicing my dance moves, all year long..