Wombats, The - Walking Disasters Lyrics




She used to get her kicks from a fall to the floor
But now she's always wasted
A total looker, but she's jaded
The kind of shivering wreck that I adore
I can't offer you a rescue
I can tell you what I'd do

I'd tell my mother that I love her dearly
And tell my father that I need him back again
And if these words won't drop from your lips
I will be your freudian slip

And flowers might wilt when we walk past
And self-help might help when it makes us laugh
Only finding questions in answers
You and I are just walking disasters
You and I are just walking disasters
You and I are just walking disasters

She only finds her love in a downtown score
Consumption makes her stronger
You're the sweetest anaconda
The kind of lack of respect that I adore
I can't offer you a rescue
But when you've lost all that you have left to lose

I'd tell my mother that I love her dearly
And tell my father that I need him back again
And if these words won't drop from your lips
I will be your freudian slip

As sharp as a knife and as blunt as a wheel
You be my calm I'll be your pneumatic drill
And what we'll never want, we'll always need
Right now we need some pop psychology
To keep us up-beat

So tell your mother that you love her dearly
And tell your father you won't lock him out again
And if these words won't drop from your lips
I will be your freudian slip
And flowers might wilt when we walk past
And self-help might help when it makes us laugh
Only finding questions in answers
You and I are just walking disasters
You and I are just walking disasters
You and I are just walking disasters





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  1. Mr. Skeltal

    I always dreamed of become a pneumatic drill... I'm glad I'm not alone.

  2. Zheng Kai

    like to add this on Spotify

  3. Reagan Vu

    A Short Storyby Ghandi
    Danyal Raza looked at the condom-like used dildo in her hands and felt aroused.
    She walked over to the window and reflected on her dank surroundings. She had always hated bin laden the eastern coast of afghanistan with its gifted, glorious grenades. It was a place that encouraged her tendency to feel aroused.
    Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Ameena Hashmi. Ameena was a wasteman p.o.r.n.s.t.a.r with a.u.t.i.s.t.i.c P.e.n.i.s and g.a.y V.a.g.i.n.a.
    Danyal gulped. She glanced at her own reflection. She was an a.u.t.i.s.t.i.c, acting like walter jr., cocka cola drinker with obese P.e.n.i.s and cross-eyed V.a.g.i.n.a. Her friends saw her as an adorable, alive a.l.l.a.h. Once, she had even brought a shaggy dead baby back from the brink of death.
    But not even an a.u.t.i.s.t.i.c person who had once brought a shaggy dead baby back from the brink of death, was prepared for what Ameena had in store today. 
    The drizzle rained like praying 3-legged dog, making Danyal idiot. 
    As Danyal stepped outside and Ameena came closer, she could see the charming glint in her eye.
    "I am here because I want german dungeon porn," Ameena bellowed, in a dank tone. She slammed her fist against Danyal's chest, with the force of 3998 cows. "I frigging love you, Danyal Raza."
    Danyal looked back, even more idiot and still fingering the condom-like used dildo. "Ameena, help me find my son plz," she replied.
    They looked at each other with sexual feelings, like two , 7-eyed goat singing at a very three-legged Eid, which had hucci music playing in the background and two m.i.c.r.o.p.e.n.i.s uncles winking to the beat.
    Danyal studied Ameena's a.u.t.i.s.t.i.c P.e.n.i.s and g.a.y V.a.g.i.n.a. Eventually, she took a deep breath. "I'm sorry, but I can't give you german dungeon porn," she explained, in pitying tones.
    Ameena looked gay, her body raw like a petite, pong penis.
    Danyal could actually hear Ameena's body shatter into 7374 pieces. Then the wasteman p.o.r.n.s.t.a.r hurried away into the distance.
    Not even a drink of cocka cola would calm Danyal's nerves tonight.
    THE END

  4. UglyNova Games

    2:14 "and tell my father that im eating fried chicken"

  5. iluvmaryam

    warning: do not listen to this in 0.5 speed

  6. Cyril_Mangaka

    Catchy tune

  7. Sacha Vimba

    listen to ur boy bangz

  8. ManLikeGumzeh

    Love it so so much, theWOMBATS!

  9. Issavibe

    omg lol

  10. Christian Harley

    This is the best wombats song, it's just sooooo catchy!

  11. vanessam20p

    what was that thing starting at the end?

  12. ThePoacher777

    So, shit?

  13. lpcrazychica

    I guess im a walking disaster. Thanks parentals.

  14. Jack Topping

    I like how at the start it feels as if it's like an interlude from 1996.

  15. Rachel Kiki

    They wouldn't be walking much longer if they were anywhere near me
    .________.

  16. catguru10

    just got some skullcandies, and this sounds amazing with them. not that it didn't already, just more so.

  17. Kamilla Jamal

    ahh this is the best song in the world!

  18. MurderOfMurkrows

    Pretty much my fav song eva <3

  19. Víctor Sánchez de la Peña

    This song is great

  20. Scott Lockwood

    Amazing :D

  21. Emma Mills

    i feel like the same four people dislike every video of theirs.

  22. 666IEatBabies

    420 likes, I'll smoke to that.

  23. LiliputLemonade

    this song would go lovely with the movie, it's kind of a funny story :)

  24. Chris Parsons

    thumbs up if you listened to this before 100,000 views!

  25. Joshua Smith

    0:29 - she needs to get more ;D

  26. Zeus Thunderburg

    4 people are deaf

  27. Benji Gunn

    Its under-rated. Gotta love it (;

  28. Ben Wilson

    he has an amazing voice<3

  29. Aaron Friedman.

    @rastacini really? the chorus is my favorite part.

  30. Neth Nix

    Such an amazing song. It has the lyrics to change your life and the beat to make you dance. Plus, the bands name is the Wombats; nuf' said.

  31. Chris Alexy

    if only my ears could have an orgasm.....they would be making some weird noises right now...

  32. boy82killer

    i love this songs :D

  33. ccconfetti

    lovvvvvvvvvvvvely
    song, I must say.

  34. troy van stryp

    i dont want a video. the music is all i need

  35. Debra Elyese

    whoever dislikes this song are walking disasters.

  36. bella sears

    @MelissaMonkfish in nyc?

  37. Julian Wilson

    The two people that dont like this should get a wombat to the face!

  38. Richard Blackburn

    GET TO SEE THESE LIVE IN ROCK CITY :D

  39. Lukas Conrad

    Dammit. Another CD I have to buy asap.

  40. hitchslapped101

    Consumption makes her stronger, you're the sweetest anaconda. FUCKING LOVE THE WOMBATS

  41. Sheena Walker

    LOOOOOOOVE Their new album :D Constantly listen to it on my iPod

  42. Aburame

    @TheJenbones "A verbal mistake that is thought to reveal a repressed belief, thought, or emotion."
    For example, "My friend's name was Bob" instead of "is Bob" might imply that the person who said it unconsciously wishes Bob was dead. Although it is now often used to refer to any kind of slip of the tongue. So in the context of the song the singer is saying that he will be the one to express (your/the girl's) repressed desires (better relation to her parents). Next time, look it up!

  43. Roeland Haque

    The muthafucka that disliked this song will be murdered at dawn...

  44. iTiltToLive

    British accents make everything better. It's a known fact.
    I'm sure the fact that this song is AMAZING helps too ;)
    I love how it tells you to tell your mother you love her <3

  45. jordowestie

    Sounds boss from 2:26

  46. TheBloody Mary

    Fuckin' love this song.

  47. Maggie L

    I wouldn't be here if I didn't think they were good. But I'll like the video.