Wheeler Walker Jr. - Family Tree Lyrics






Girl you said that it's over, it's time for goodbye
But you were never the one that I had in my eye
No I only got close because honestly
I wanna climb all the way up your family tree

Cause if I had my druthers
I'd buttfuck both your brothers
Then I'd grab your sister
Take her out back and fist her
Go down on your mama
Start a whole lotta drama
Save your dad for last
So I can eat out his ass

Don't mean to upset you
Don't mean to offend
Can you talk to your family and see if they're in?
All the dinners and parties
I always felt they liked me
I wanna nail everyone in your family tree

Don't need your lovin'
Rather suck off all your cousins
Then I'll grab your auntie
Finger fuck her through her panties
Then I'll grab Uncle Andy
Reach around give him a handy
Give your grandpa a call
So I can tickle his balls

I need a little lovin'
And I know it's a sin
Girl you're real special
I rather be with your kin
I think your sister likes me
She smiles at me and then she goes down

Cause if I had my druthers
I'd buttfuck both your brothers
Then I'd grab your sister
Take her out back and fist her
Go down on your mama
Start a whole lotta drama
Save your dad for last
So I can eat out his ass
Save your dad for last
So I can eat out his ass
Eat out his ass





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  1. B.... s....

    Nothing better than some good tunes

  2. B.... Y....

    Not what I was expecting

  3. R.... ....

    Country music for the lgbt community when you think about it.

  4. M.... D....

    The mental image is terrifying

  5. K.... ....

    Is this guy gay or joking?

  6. v.... ....

    Saw this on a meme.
    Its pretty good actually

  7. T.... B....

    yee yee boi

  8. T.... ....

    Honestly this and country roads are the only country songs i can stand

  9. F.... T....

    Why are you my cousin family
    I fuckin love you but I ain't Fucking you LOL but I fucks witchu

  10. F.... I....

    Nobody:

    Alabama Geneology:

  11. J.... H....

    I want this played at my family reunion

  12. J.... D....

    A man of culture👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿

  13. T.... P....

    Bro u r brilliant.
    The steel guitar with your voice is nothing short of amazing...
    Brad Paisley might b the only country singer that might do a duet with u...
    Ty for what u do.

  14. J.... P....

    LMFAOOOOO ! Song is fire

  15. m.... ....

    I want this played when I die

  16. 1.... ....

    Omg so relatable

  17. V.... ....

    unironically good

  18. N.... ....

    Fucking what 🤔?!?!?

  19. l.... M....

    My man forgot to say no homo

  20. S.... ....

    I’ve never liked country until now

  21. S.... ....

    Walk the halls of high school with my purity ring
    Unlike those other girls, I've got my morals in check
    It was easy to do until I got a boyfriend
    And pardon my French, but he's cute as heck
    But I made a pact to keep my hymen intact
    And Jesus and I are tight
    Never learned about the birds and the bees
    I was taught to keep an aspirin in between my knees
    'Cause The Bible says premarital sex is wrong
    But Jason says that guys can't wait that long
    I don't want to lose him to someone who'll do him
    I need to figure something out
    Well there's a loophole in The Scripture that works really well
    So I can get him off without going to hell
    It's my Hail Mary, full of grace
    In Jesus' name we go to fifth base!
    Oh, thank you for making me holy
    And thank you for giving me holes to choose from
    And since I'm not a godless whore
    He'll have to come in the back door
    Therefore...

    Fuck me in the ass 'cause I love Jesus
    The good Lord would want it that way
    Gimme that sweet sensation of a throbbing rationalization
    It's just between you and me
    'Cause everyone knows it's the sex that God can't see

    [Verse 2]
    It's hard to be as pure as me
    To resist the urge to lose my vaginal virginity
    To wait until my marriage bed
    To give my husband my unsullied maiden head
    So take your cock out
    Shove it in my ass
    Fuck me until you cum
    Oops! I mean let's join our souls
    And unite our bodies
    And fly with the wings of God
    Whatever you do, don't touch my clitoris
    If you ring Satan's doorbell, God can't ignore this
    And no prophylactics when you put it in
    'Cause birth control's for sluts and it's a sin
    I've emptied my bowels
    And laid out the towels
    I'm ready for romance
    Now I'm praying to the Power that's the Highest
    But of all of my holes, this one's the driest
    And we can't procreate if we anally copulate
    And God is OK with sodomy, but only if you're straight
    And I'm staying pure, no matter what
    So I'm OK with everything but...
    Everything but...
    Everything butt

    Fuck me in the ass 'cause I love Jesus
    The good Lord would want it that way
    Gimme that sweet sensation of a rock hard rationalization
    It's just between you and me
    'Cause everyone knows it's the sex that God can't see

    [Bridge]
    I do whatever The Bible tells me to
    Except for the parts that I choose to ignore
    Because they're unrealistic and inconvenient
    But the rest I live by for sure
    So let's not talk about how the Good Book bans shellfish, polyester and divorce
    And how it condones slavery and killing gays because those parts don't count, of course
    Let's cherry-pick the part about losing my cherry and mine it for ambiguities and omissions
    To circumvent any real sacrifice, but still feel pious in my arbitrary parroted positions
    And don't you dare question my convictions
    And don't look closely at the contradictions
    Just focus on the sacrificial crucifixion
    And have faith in its complete jurisdiction
    As the only way to measure if you're good or not
    And in a debate, just say to “have faith”
    Because when you're up against logic, it's the only card you've got
    So close your eyes
    Take a deep breath
    And...

    Fuck me in the ass 'cause I love Jesus
    The good Lord would want it that way
    Gimme that sweet sensation of an irrational rationalization
    It's just between you and me
    'Cause everyone knows it's the sex that God can't see

    [Outro]
    Yeah, my chastity belt has locks
    But sometimes you need to think outside the box

  22. B.... S....

    Your gay

  23. L.... B....

    Disgusting Filth

  24. A.... R....

    Alabama national anthem

  25. v.... ....

    Makin New country Cringe. I hope i can find this on the Jukebox at my local bar and watch people get uneasy.

  26. E.... H....

    This isnt even country music at this point!!
    Disgusting

    E.... H....

    You don't wanna fuck someone's brothers and eat his ass???

    E.... H....

    ok boomer

  27. r.... w....

    State of Alabama’s national song

  28. N.... N....

    Thank god country music is good again

  29. B.... S....

    Hail Satan

  30. F.... A....

    This is some real sick shit,I like it

  31. D.... R....

    Yee yee

  32. T.... G....

    I have this song on my play list, and my wife and I on a long trip and this song comes I forgot to mention her parents were in the back seat. Anyway at first they seemed to enjoy it however for some reason my wife unplugged the aux cord and didn't speak to me for almost a week. Hell its just a song

  33. j.... s....

    Girl dumped me so I fucked her brother n sent her the video n put this in the background

  34. G.... L....

    I'm not proud of it,but this made me choke on my beer and laugh out loud!!!!

  35. B.... J....

    My ex boyfriend showed me this artist lol

  36. T.... ....

    dad is that you?

  37. l.... h....

    Can you imagine trying to teach this smartass in school. He would have wound up his teacher like a cheap watch. He is so funny

  38. J.... M....

    Play this at my wedding

  39. E.... B....

    Nope not today Satan ive seen my wife's family.

  40. s.... G....

    s so beautiful 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏😏😏👏👏👏😏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏😏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏😏😏👏👏👏👏👏

  41. J.... V....

    thats why i love america!

  42. W.... ....

    *Lol my name is Jonah Walker*

  43. r.... b....

    WHY MY PEE PEE HARD

  44. T.... ....

    Girl you sat that it's over that it's time for goodbye
    But you were never the one that I had in my eye
    No I only got close because honestly
    I wanna climb all the way up your family tree
    Cuz if I had my druthers
    I'd buttfuck both your brothers
    Then I'd grab your sister
    Take her out back and fist her
    Go down on your mama
    Start a whole lotta drama
    Save your dad for last
    So I can eat out his ass
    Don't mean to upset you don't mean to offend
    Can you talk to your family and see if they're in?
    All the dinners and parties
    I always felt they liked me
    I wanna nail everyone
    In your family tree
    Dont need your lovin'
    Rather suck off all your cousins
    Then I'll grab your auntie
    Finger fuck her through her panties
    Then I'll grab uncle andy
    Reach around give him a handy
    Give your grandpa a call
    So I can tickle his balls
    Need a little lovin'
    And I know it's a sin
    Girl you're real special
    I rather be with your kin
    I think your sister likes me
    She smiles at me and then she goes down
    Cuz if I had my druthers
    I'd buttfuck both your brothers
    Then I'd grab your sister
    Take her out back and fist her
    Go down on your mama
    Start a whole lotta drama
    Save your dad for last
    So I can eat out his ass
    Eat out his ass

  45. L.... ....

    This isn’t Megadeth...

  46. J.... B....

    I hate country music but this is funny

  47. J.... C....

    This touched my soul. Beautiful.

  48. A.... D....

    This man is the best discovery I have ever made, all issues: forgotten

  49. C.... C....

    Girl you sat that it's over that it's time for goodbye
    But you were never the one that I had in my eye
    No I only got close because honestly
    I wanna climb all the way up your family tree

    Cuz if I had my druthers
    I'd buttfuck both your brothers
    Then I'd grab your sister
    Take her out back and fist her
    Go down on your mama
    Start a whole lotta drama
    Save your dad for last
    So I can eat out his ass

    Don't mean to upset you don't mean to offend
    Can you talk to your family and see if they're in?
    All the dinners and parties
    I always felt they liked me
    I wanna nail everyone
    In your family tree

    Dont need your lovin'
    Rather suck off all your cousins
    Then I'll grab your auntie
    Finger fuck her through her panties
    Then I'll grab uncle andy
    Reach around give him a handy
    Give your grandpa a call
    So I can tickle his balls

    Need a little lovin'
    And I know it's a sin
    Girl you're real special
    I rather be with your kin
    I think your sister likes me
    She smiles at me and then she goes down

    Cuz if I had my druthers
    I'd buttfuck both your brothers
    Then I'd grab your sister
    Take her out back and fist her
    Go down on your mama
    Start a whole lotta drama
    Save your dad for last
    So I can eat out his ass
    Eat out his ass

    C.... C....

    Cassidy Crawford you have done the world a good deed

  50. G.... ....

    Lmao I love this shit!!!

  51. H.... H....

    I dead ass can’t tell if these comments are real 😂

  52. C.... Q....

    It has a strong King of the Hill vibe to it.

  53. M.... R....

    i wanna play this at Thanksgiving

  54. z.... ....

    "no chromo"

  55. D.... ....

    Modern David Allan Coe just not as racist.
    Gotta fuckin love it.

  56. M.... L....

    i like this song it is good and it is funny have a good one and how was your day

  57. V.... ....

    Fist her 👊🏼

  58. T.... R....

    Alabama level 100000

  59. K.... W....

    wtf!😂😂😂😂

  60. C.... D....

    Learning english was so much worth the effort.
    I'm sharing this to my bitch teacher.

  61. S.... ....

    Girl you sat that it's over that it's time for goodbye
    But you were never the one that I had in my eye
    No I only got close because honestly
    I wanna climb all the way up your family tree
    Cuz if I had my druthers
    I'd buttfuck both your brothers
    Then I'd grab your sister
    Take her out back and fist her
    Go down on your mama
    Start a whole lotta drama
    Save your dad for last
    So I can eat out his ass
    Don't mean to upset you don't mean to offend
    Can you talk to your family and see if they're in?
    All the dinners and parties
    I always felt they liked me
    I wanna nail everyone
    In your family tree
    Dont need your lovin'
    Rather suck off all your cousins
    Then I'll grab your auntie
    Finger fuck her through her panties
    Then I'll grab uncle andy
    Reach around give him a handy
    Give your grandpa a call
    So I can tickle his balls
    Need a little lovin'
    And I know it's a sin
    Girl you're real special
    I rather be with your kin
    I think your sister likes me
    She smiles at me and then she goes down
    Cuz if I had my druthers
    I'd buttfuck both your brothers
    Then I'd grab your sister
    Take her out back and fist her
    Go down on your mama
    Start a whole lotta drama
    Save your dad for last
    So I can eat out his ass
    Eat out his ass

  62. D.... C....

    Modern David Allen Coe

  63. C.... C....

    𝙒𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙗𝙞𝙩𝙘𝙝 𝙨𝙖𝙮𝙨, 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙨 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙖 𝙡𝙤𝙩 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙘𝙖𝙣'𝙩 𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙧𝙮 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙛𝙖𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙮'𝙨 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙢𝙞𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙤𝙣.

  64. C.... H....

    I’m holding back tears, this song is so powerful.

  65. A.... G....

    *WTF😂😂😂*

  66. J.... R....

    For all the people saying this is the return of country...the song is about fucking his family

  67. S.... 2....

    What happens in Alabama stays in Alabama

  68. M.... M....

    Alabama 100

  69. M.... ....

    Was sitting in the computer lab today and suddenly I heard this coming from the other side of the room.


    Best shit I've heard all week.

  70. B.... 3....

    😂😂

  71. S.... 1....

    What a pretty song

  72. F.... ....

    I just learned to play and sing this on my guitar......can't wait for my wife's mother to ask me to play something for her😁

    F.... ....

    Forvitnir 🤘🏼

  73. Y.... p....

    2019 anyone??

  74. X.... D....

    Only in Alabama though.....

  75. E.... K....

    Alabama 100

  76. K.... ....

    i live in kentucky, i want to play this at our family reunion.

  77. G.... ....

    *big fat* no homo

  78. R.... I....

    Damn this is romantic....😉

    R.... I....

    I too am a hopeless Romantic, and if this don't get you three knuckles deep in your special someone nothing will.

  79. N.... F....

    What kind of fucking backwoods cousin fuckers are you!!!!!!!!!!!

  80. E.... U....

    I'm blasting this song with my windows down inside my Jeep with a beer in my hand.

  81. C.... ....

    This is what country music is all about. Thank you WWJr.

  82. C.... C....

    How can you downvote Wheeler Walker Jr.? You must be a dumb cunt

  83. M.... K....

    Reminds me of the good ole days

  84. A.... G....

    So ready for the next wedding I go to me and the DJ will be talking lol disclaimer this isn't ana I use ole lady account

  85. J.... D....

    Yee yee 😂😭

  86. k.... ....

    Meat yall out back buy da woodshad !?!?😉😉😉😉😁💕💕💕

  87. C.... o....

    Masterpiece

  88. V.... B....

    It's like Davin Allan Coe without the racism

    V.... B....

    Vernor Banan true

  89. k.... b....

    Play this at a funeral

  90. J.... M....

    Good job u$$$

  91. J.... K....

    This Jew is disgusting.

  92. L.... ....

    Dirty, fucked up country music that's the way 😇👍

  93. R.... B....

    You're a disgusting piece of shit.

  94. N.... ....

    Mr. Walker you are a Coward asking people to assault that little shit as you call him, you remind me of Maxine Waters but she was'nt talking about assaulting kids!! You should be arrested for insighting violence and against a minor.

  95. N.... ....

    Such a shame that we allow this destruction of Morality and actually feed it so it will fester. No moral compass.

    N.... ....

    Just another Jew actively subverting culture causing social degradation.

    N.... ....

    I hope this Jew gets fucked in the ass in Hell by the Devil's big horned cock.
    He is so disrepectful and vulgar, really unnecessary.

  96. F.... W....

    Anyone else gettin that Nashville Skyline vibe?

  97. A.... P....

    Wheeler is the country version of fucking Beethoven and this is proof of his genius