Wheeler Walker Jr. - Family Tree Lyrics
Girl you said that it's over, it's time for goodbye
But you were never the one that I had in my eye
No I only got close because honestly
I wanna climb all the way up your family tree
I'd buttfuck both your brothers
Then I'd grab your sister
Take her out back and fist her
Go down on your mama
Start a whole lotta drama
Save your dad for last
So I can eat out his ass
Don't mean to upset you
Don't mean to offend
All the dinners and parties
I always felt they liked me
I wanna nail everyone in your family tree
Don't need your lovin'
Rather suck off all your cousins
Then I'll grab your auntie
Finger fuck her through her panties
Then I'll grab Uncle Andy
Reach around give him a handy
Give your grandpa a call
So I can tickle his balls
I need a little lovin'
And I know it's a sin
Girl you're real special
I rather be with your kin
I think your sister likes me
She smiles at me and then she goes down
Cause if I had my druthers
I'd buttfuck both your brothers
Then I'd grab your sister
Take her out back and fist her
Go down on your mama
Start a whole lotta drama
Save your dad for last
So I can eat out his ass
Save your dad for last
So I can eat out his ass
Eat out his ass
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- Wheeler Walker Jr. - Even When
- Wheeler Walker Jr. - Fuck You With The Lights On
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- Wheeler Walker Jr. - Still Ain't Sick Of Fucking You
- Wheeler Walker Jr. - All The Pussy You Will Slay
- Wheeler Walker Jr. - Anal & The Dishes
- Wheeler Walker Jr. - Addicted
- Wheeler Walker Jr. - Rich Sumbitch
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- Wheeler Walker Jr. - Ain't Got Enough Dick To Go Around
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Wheeler Walker Jr. Family Tree Comments
Nothing better than some good tunes
Not what I was expecting
Country music for the lgbt community when you think about it.
The mental image is terrifying
Is this guy gay or joking?
Saw this on a meme.
Its pretty good actually
yee yee boi
Honestly this and country roads are the only country songs i can stand
Why are you my cousin family
I fuckin love you but I ain't Fucking you LOL but I fucks witchu
Nobody:
Alabama Geneology:
I want this played at my family reunion
A man of culture👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿
Bro u r brilliant.
The steel guitar with your voice is nothing short of amazing...
Brad Paisley might b the only country singer that might do a duet with u...
Ty for what u do.
LMFAOOOOO ! Song is fire
I want this played when I die
Omg so relatable
unironically good
Fucking what 🤔?!?!?
My man forgot to say no homo
I’ve never liked country until now
Walk the halls of high school with my purity ring
Unlike those other girls, I've got my morals in check
It was easy to do until I got a boyfriend
And pardon my French, but he's cute as heck
But I made a pact to keep my hymen intact
And Jesus and I are tight
Never learned about the birds and the bees
I was taught to keep an aspirin in between my knees
'Cause The Bible says premarital sex is wrong
But Jason says that guys can't wait that long
I don't want to lose him to someone who'll do him
I need to figure something out
Well there's a loophole in The Scripture that works really well
So I can get him off without going to hell
It's my Hail Mary, full of grace
In Jesus' name we go to fifth base!
Oh, thank you for making me holy
And thank you for giving me holes to choose from
And since I'm not a godless whore
He'll have to come in the back door
Therefore...
Fuck me in the ass 'cause I love Jesus
The good Lord would want it that way
Gimme that sweet sensation of a throbbing rationalization
It's just between you and me
'Cause everyone knows it's the sex that God can't see
[Verse 2]
It's hard to be as pure as me
To resist the urge to lose my vaginal virginity
To wait until my marriage bed
To give my husband my unsullied maiden head
So take your cock out
Shove it in my ass
Fuck me until you cum
Oops! I mean let's join our souls
And unite our bodies
And fly with the wings of God
Whatever you do, don't touch my clitoris
If you ring Satan's doorbell, God can't ignore this
And no prophylactics when you put it in
'Cause birth control's for sluts and it's a sin
I've emptied my bowels
And laid out the towels
I'm ready for romance
Now I'm praying to the Power that's the Highest
But of all of my holes, this one's the driest
And we can't procreate if we anally copulate
And God is OK with sodomy, but only if you're straight
And I'm staying pure, no matter what
So I'm OK with everything but...
Everything but...
Everything butt
Fuck me in the ass 'cause I love Jesus
The good Lord would want it that way
Gimme that sweet sensation of a rock hard rationalization
It's just between you and me
'Cause everyone knows it's the sex that God can't see
[Bridge]
I do whatever The Bible tells me to
Except for the parts that I choose to ignore
Because they're unrealistic and inconvenient
But the rest I live by for sure
So let's not talk about how the Good Book bans shellfish, polyester and divorce
And how it condones slavery and killing gays because those parts don't count, of course
Let's cherry-pick the part about losing my cherry and mine it for ambiguities and omissions
To circumvent any real sacrifice, but still feel pious in my arbitrary parroted positions
And don't you dare question my convictions
And don't look closely at the contradictions
Just focus on the sacrificial crucifixion
And have faith in its complete jurisdiction
As the only way to measure if you're good or not
And in a debate, just say to “have faith”
Because when you're up against logic, it's the only card you've got
So close your eyes
Take a deep breath
And...
Fuck me in the ass 'cause I love Jesus
The good Lord would want it that way
Gimme that sweet sensation of an irrational rationalization
It's just between you and me
'Cause everyone knows it's the sex that God can't see
[Outro]
Yeah, my chastity belt has locks
But sometimes you need to think outside the box
Your gay
Disgusting Filth
Alabama national anthem
Makin New country Cringe. I hope i can find this on the Jukebox at my local bar and watch people get uneasy.
This isnt even country music at this point!!
Disgusting
You don't wanna fuck someone's brothers and eat his ass???
ok boomer
State of Alabama’s national song
Thank god country music is good again
Hail Satan
This is some real sick shit,I like it
Yee yee
I have this song on my play list, and my wife and I on a long trip and this song comes I forgot to mention her parents were in the back seat. Anyway at first they seemed to enjoy it however for some reason my wife unplugged the aux cord and didn't speak to me for almost a week. Hell its just a song
Girl dumped me so I fucked her brother n sent her the video n put this in the background
I'm not proud of it,but this made me choke on my beer and laugh out loud!!!!
My ex boyfriend showed me this artist lol
dad is that you?
Can you imagine trying to teach this smartass in school. He would have wound up his teacher like a cheap watch. He is so funny
Play this at my wedding
Nope not today Satan ive seen my wife's family.
s so beautiful 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏😏😏👏👏👏😏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏😏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏😏😏👏👏👏👏👏
thats why i love america!
*Lol my name is Jonah Walker*
WHY MY PEE PEE HARD
Girl you sat that it's over that it's time for goodbye
But you were never the one that I had in my eye
No I only got close because honestly
I wanna climb all the way up your family tree
Cuz if I had my druthers
I'd buttfuck both your brothers
Then I'd grab your sister
Take her out back and fist her
Go down on your mama
Start a whole lotta drama
Save your dad for last
So I can eat out his ass
Don't mean to upset you don't mean to offend
Can you talk to your family and see if they're in?
All the dinners and parties
I always felt they liked me
I wanna nail everyone
In your family tree
Dont need your lovin'
Rather suck off all your cousins
Then I'll grab your auntie
Finger fuck her through her panties
Then I'll grab uncle andy
Reach around give him a handy
Give your grandpa a call
So I can tickle his balls
Need a little lovin'
And I know it's a sin
Girl you're real special
I rather be with your kin
I think your sister likes me
She smiles at me and then she goes down
Cuz if I had my druthers
I'd buttfuck both your brothers
Then I'd grab your sister
Take her out back and fist her
Go down on your mama
Start a whole lotta drama
Save your dad for last
So I can eat out his ass
Eat out his ass
This isn’t Megadeth...
I hate country music but this is funny
This touched my soul. Beautiful.
This man is the best discovery I have ever made, all issues: forgotten
Girl you sat that it's over that it's time for goodbye
But you were never the one that I had in my eye
No I only got close because honestly
I wanna climb all the way up your family tree
Cuz if I had my druthers
I'd buttfuck both your brothers
Then I'd grab your sister
Take her out back and fist her
Go down on your mama
Start a whole lotta drama
Save your dad for last
So I can eat out his ass
Don't mean to upset you don't mean to offend
Can you talk to your family and see if they're in?
All the dinners and parties
I always felt they liked me
I wanna nail everyone
In your family tree
Dont need your lovin'
Rather suck off all your cousins
Then I'll grab your auntie
Finger fuck her through her panties
Then I'll grab uncle andy
Reach around give him a handy
Give your grandpa a call
So I can tickle his balls
Need a little lovin'
And I know it's a sin
Girl you're real special
I rather be with your kin
I think your sister likes me
She smiles at me and then she goes down
Cuz if I had my druthers
I'd buttfuck both your brothers
Then I'd grab your sister
Take her out back and fist her
Go down on your mama
Start a whole lotta drama
Save your dad for last
So I can eat out his ass
Eat out his ass
Cassidy Crawford you have done the world a good deed
Lmao I love this shit!!!
I dead ass can’t tell if these comments are real 😂
It has a strong King of the Hill vibe to it.
i wanna play this at Thanksgiving
"no chromo"
Modern David Allan Coe just not as racist.
Gotta fuckin love it.
i like this song it is good and it is funny have a good one and how was your day
Fist her 👊🏼
Alabama level 100000
wtf!😂😂😂😂
Learning english was so much worth the effort.
I'm sharing this to my bitch teacher.
Girl you sat that it's over that it's time for goodbye
But you were never the one that I had in my eye
No I only got close because honestly
I wanna climb all the way up your family tree
Cuz if I had my druthers
I'd buttfuck both your brothers
Then I'd grab your sister
Take her out back and fist her
Go down on your mama
Start a whole lotta drama
Save your dad for last
So I can eat out his ass
Don't mean to upset you don't mean to offend
Can you talk to your family and see if they're in?
All the dinners and parties
I always felt they liked me
I wanna nail everyone
In your family tree
Dont need your lovin'
Rather suck off all your cousins
Then I'll grab your auntie
Finger fuck her through her panties
Then I'll grab uncle andy
Reach around give him a handy
Give your grandpa a call
So I can tickle his balls
Need a little lovin'
And I know it's a sin
Girl you're real special
I rather be with your kin
I think your sister likes me
She smiles at me and then she goes down
Cuz if I had my druthers
I'd buttfuck both your brothers
Then I'd grab your sister
Take her out back and fist her
Go down on your mama
Start a whole lotta drama
Save your dad for last
So I can eat out his ass
Eat out his ass
Modern David Allen Coe
𝙒𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙗𝙞𝙩𝙘𝙝 𝙨𝙖𝙮𝙨, 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙨 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙖 𝙡𝙤𝙩 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙘𝙖𝙣'𝙩 𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙧𝙮 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙛𝙖𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙮'𝙨 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙢𝙞𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙤𝙣.
I’m holding back tears, this song is so powerful.
*WTF😂😂😂*
For all the people saying this is the return of country...the song is about fucking his family
What happens in Alabama stays in Alabama
Alabama 100
Was sitting in the computer lab today and suddenly I heard this coming from the other side of the room.
Best shit I've heard all week.
😂😂
What a pretty song
I just learned to play and sing this on my guitar......can't wait for my wife's mother to ask me to play something for her😁
Forvitnir 🤘🏼
2019 anyone??
Only in Alabama though.....
Alabama 100
i live in kentucky, i want to play this at our family reunion.
*big fat* no homo
Damn this is romantic....😉
I too am a hopeless Romantic, and if this don't get you three knuckles deep in your special someone nothing will.
What kind of fucking backwoods cousin fuckers are you!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm blasting this song with my windows down inside my Jeep with a beer in my hand.
This is what country music is all about. Thank you WWJr.
How can you downvote Wheeler Walker Jr.? You must be a dumb cunt
Reminds me of the good ole days
So ready for the next wedding I go to me and the DJ will be talking lol disclaimer this isn't ana I use ole lady account
Yee yee 😂😭
Meat yall out back buy da woodshad !?!?😉😉😉😉😁💕💕💕
Masterpiece
It's like Davin Allan Coe without the racism
Vernor Banan true
Play this at a funeral
Good job u$$$
This Jew is disgusting.
Dirty, fucked up country music that's the way 😇👍
You're a disgusting piece of shit.
Mr. Walker you are a Coward asking people to assault that little shit as you call him, you remind me of Maxine Waters but she was'nt talking about assaulting kids!! You should be arrested for insighting violence and against a minor.
Such a shame that we allow this destruction of Morality and actually feed it so it will fester. No moral compass.
Just another Jew actively subverting culture causing social degradation.
I hope this Jew gets fucked in the ass in Hell by the Devil's big horned cock.
He is so disrepectful and vulgar, really unnecessary.
Anyone else gettin that Nashville Skyline vibe?
Wheeler is the country version of fucking Beethoven and this is proof of his genius