Wheatus - Wannabe Gangstar Lyrics
I am a wannabe
You better be careful around me
I come from far away, where mustang dreams are made
And we are fashioned in the image of the Don's who have come before us
We all kiss the rings of sand like our fathers told us.
[Chorus]
'Cause I'm a wannabe gangstar, better go back to Commack
I'm a wannabe gangstar, better go back to Commack
I'm a wannabe gangstar, better go back to Commack, better go back to far away.
Like a lemon pie a la mode, my nine is easy to load
Aall hail Jericho
Turnpike Teck
That's where I go to learn the things about the universe I'll need
So I can build a stamped
[Chorus]
A wannabe gangstar, a victim of the chromosome prankster
I thanks ya, I sits back in my chair to contemplate my hair
OOH DAMN, I reak of cologne
But yo I'm lookin' snappy, I'm nappy, I'm crappy, got jimmy hats from pappy
So now I'm trigger happy
(Girl did he just rhyme 'crappy' with 'happy'?)
Yeah, so you girlies wanna get wit this nit wit, got Cheese Whiz or not?
Then I'm a hafta blow up ya mail box BIATCH!
Or toilet paper ya front yard, show the cops my Suburbs Card
They gotta let me go cause they know that I'm hard
It's the deal it's for real, ya betta listen to what I'm tellin' ya . . .
'Cause I'm a wannabe gangstar.
[Chorus]
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Wheatus Wannabe Gangstar Comments
why they went with this version for the video? Album version is 100 times better
They're like a poor mans Smashmouth
Oof now I see why they only had the one song
Anyone else here because of the movie The New Guy (2002)?
Singer reminds me of Stevie T
I don't think it's too bad tbh
Just here for the hook
'Mac and Me' was better than this
Whenever people tell you that music used to be better back in the day show them this
Wheatus is that special kind of terrible from the 90’s, that’s pure gold
This might be one of the worst songs I've ever heard. Who gave them the funding for this video?
Best video ever, dude.
Is it wrong g that I want to bang the backup singers from Wheatus?
...is a question that answers itself
Still Hurts
why is everyone hating on this song ?
wearing sunglasses inside the house dumb video, terribly lame instrumentals, rap interlude beyond unlistenable, .... there's that
What the actual hell. I don’t ever wanna see this or remember this ever again.
The alien is now part of Los Aztecas. He maybe knew César
They have more than one song?
Ladies and Gentlemen... the shittest band ever...
Hahaha this is funny
The song sorta sucks but I remember this playing during a really long road trip and yeah
Why is he strumming his acoustic so hard
This isn't the version of Wannabe Gangster I used to listen to...it was a million times better.
I wonder how Bruce feels about being associated with this now...
This comment section is about 89% hating on them and 11% Teenage Dirtbag references
Anyone listens to this in 2019?😂
I am right now and I am from Commack. I don't why they made this video. This isn't the original mix from their album. This sounds terrible and completely different
ouch! i hurt my expectations after seeing teenage dirtbag!
why is the msutic different from the album?
I do like the extra energy in the chorus compared to the album version.
teenage dertbag only good song of his.
6th grade me had these lyrics down pat
Awesome remix 🙂
Rofl I’m from that town
Name one música nome da primeira música 🇧🇷
The hell?
day screaming at the end XD
this isnt the wheatus i remembee
This is horrible
How the hell did they get Bruce Dickinson for this?
which one is the illegal alien hahaha?
This is one of my favorite horrible bands
Ouch this video is awful. The album version is SO much better!
Bruce ❤
if e.t went compton
It's making fun of commack, a town in Long Island where all the "tuff" white kids in the early 2000s would act as if they were gang members, blasting 50 cent and wearing oversized pants.
Or every white city in general
is 50 cent not good enough for the great band wheatus
Brendan Amoruso 50 Cent wasn't even known when this song was released
terrible...
What. The. Fuck. Is this shit.
Guess What Futuristic Video. And Now Listen WE ARE IN THE FUCKING FUTURE ALREADY!!! 2017 BABY!!!
Could've been a decent song, but man, that hook... Just no.
this is a fucked version of wannabe gangster. where's the original?
Listen to the album version of this song!
cuzam yusta tin age
Holy shit teenage dirtbag was awesome but this is hideous lmao wow
Yea man.. Better go back to Commack ....
Almost the same song as teenage dirtbag.
Rap sounds like Beastie Boys
Alright
GTA🤡🤑🤣😅😎🇹🇯🇺🇸🏉🏰
lmaoooooooo wth is this?
Bruce coming in an owning it lol. Also these guys defo werent one hit wonders. They had three hits, so they did well
what is fashion?
okay so i have the cd and the cd version is so much better. love the band but i absolutely hate this version of the song.
Now I know why you have only one hit...
Why is bruce dickinson here?
Idk but I know in "Teenage Dirtbag" they mentioned Iron Maiden. Pretty cool that Bruce ended up in the video actually.
@mihirmaiden18
Ofc! Didn't think of that
the original was much better
So creepy. Looks like ET when he came out of his mother. Also, since when is Wheatus gangsters.
this is horrible
hahahhaahah this is just bad
If E.T. landed in East L.A....
Is the lead singer Jeff from American Dad???
Filthy Frank's vid just like this
et gone bad
why did they remake their own song? the original is much superior.
meric316 I disagree
This needs or get meme'd.
Caralho é muito ruim essa banda pqp kkk's
oh so the alien from filthy franks vid really did make it
this version if the song is really weird the album version is so much better,that whole album is great but this is just weird the tune doesn't make sense with the song
bb ghv b0 0
This is such trash. No wonder they were a one hit wonder.
They became a one hit wonder because of the dispute they had with Sony with their second album. This song was on the same album as Teenage Dirtbag.
Joel Wayne your mean my friend Is in it
Guess you only heard this and Teenage Dirtbag? They are a very good band. I would like you to listen to some other songs they did, like The London Sun, I am what I am, The Truth I Tell Myself, Randall, Freak on etc.
The New Guy brought me here.
TEENAGE DIRTBANG , BABY
Im confused...
this band is horrible
yet you sit and watch videos of them lol
Wait Jamie Kennedy is that you? You wanna be gangstar...
the alien gangster looks a bit like E.T
The rap in this song is supposed to be bad, because he's supposed to be a "Wannabe Gangster".
OG ET XD
Album version is a trillion times better
no ,it isn't. This version is better. The album version is monotone
This has to be the worst video in existence.
Jeremy Wells nah
I interviewed Brendan for my student radio station many years ago. He said he saw this video and thought "Well... I suppose I had a nice career."
Even worse than Bomfunk MCs "Freestyler".
And they know it. I'm here because I saw Wheatus live tonight, and Brendan (quite proudly) introduced this song as having the 'worst video ever'.
@Diamonds 782000 what ru some kind of gayaholelic
I loved Teenage Dirtbag but this one sounds like one of those songs an artist shoots out just to make money and has ran out of ideas. -_-
Bruce makes this song decent.
terrible
He doesn't get near as much recognition as Eminem but he is a good rapper
I actually like this as much as Teenage Dirtbag, I don't see what's rong with It honestly? The vocals and lyrics are pretty on point.
Its the hook
I DO like the lyrics and the verses, but the chorus is completely vanilla, cookie cutter late 90's alt-pop a la Sugar Ray and Vertical Horizon. It sounds like teenie bopper mall music and doesn't flow with the rest of the song at all. But everything else I dig.
@Revidescent84 that hook cringe worthy and those white people looking like buttermilk
@Stewie Griffin
Lol. Eh, I've heard worse. If we're judging on a sliding scale of overall musical whiteness, with 1 being ODB and 10 being Kenny G, I'd give this a 7.5. Just because kids who listened to this in the 90s shopped at Abercrombie, but they all had a copy of 'The Chronic' or 'The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill' for just enough street cred. XD
the song is okay but the video is real funny! :)
ahh love this so much <3
cant believe these guys are opening for busted this year