Wheatus - Wannabe Gangstar Lyrics






I am a wannabe
You better be careful around me
I come from far away, where mustang dreams are made
And we are fashioned in the image of the Don's who have come before us
We all kiss the rings of sand like our fathers told us.

[Chorus]
'Cause I'm a wannabe gangstar, better go back to Commack
I'm a wannabe gangstar, better go back to Commack
I'm a wannabe gangstar, better go back to Commack, better go back to far away.

Like a lemon pie a la mode, my nine is easy to load
Aall hail Jericho
Turnpike Teck
That's where I go to learn the things about the universe I'll need
So I can build a stamped
'Cause I'm all up in your face again, I'm all up in your face.

[Chorus]

A wannabe gangstar, a victim of the chromosome prankster
I thanks ya, I sits back in my chair to contemplate my hair
OOH DAMN, I reak of cologne
But yo I'm lookin' snappy, I'm nappy, I'm crappy, got jimmy hats from pappy
So now I'm trigger happy
(Girl did he just rhyme 'crappy' with 'happy'?)
Yeah, so you girlies wanna get wit this nit wit, got Cheese Whiz or not?
Then I'm a hafta blow up ya mail box BIATCH!
Or toilet paper ya front yard, show the cops my Suburbs Card
They gotta let me go cause they know that I'm hard
It's the deal it's for real, ya betta listen to what I'm tellin' ya . . .
'Cause I'm a wannabe gangstar.

[Chorus]





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  1. M.... ....

    why they went with this version for the video? Album version is 100 times better

  2. m.... ....

    They're like a poor mans Smashmouth

  3. D.... P....

    Oof now I see why they only had the one song

  4. A.... A....

    Anyone else here because of the movie The New Guy (2002)?

  5. J.... ....

    Singer reminds me of Stevie T

  6. 1.... F....

    I don't think it's too bad tbh

  7. B.... D....

    Just here for the hook

  8. N.... K....

    'Mac and Me' was better than this

  9. G.... ....

    Whenever people tell you that music used to be better back in the day show them this

  10. M.... K....

    Wheatus is that special kind of terrible from the 90’s, that’s pure gold

  11. T.... ....

    This might be one of the worst songs I've ever heard. Who gave them the funding for this video?

  12. B.... C....

    Best video ever, dude.

  13. w.... ....

    Is it wrong g that I want to bang the backup singers from Wheatus?

    ...is a question that answers itself

  14. F.... L....

    Still Hurts

  15. w.... s....

    why is everyone hating on this song ?

    w.... s....

    wearing sunglasses inside the house dumb video, terribly lame instrumentals, rap interlude beyond unlistenable, .... there's that

  16. W.... ....

    What the actual hell. I don’t ever wanna see this or remember this ever again.

  17. N.... F....

    The alien is now part of Los Aztecas. He maybe knew César

  18. A.... 5....

    They have more than one song?

  19. A.... B....

    Ladies and Gentlemen... the shittest band ever...

  20. M.... L....

    Hahaha this is funny

  21. S.... 2....

    The song sorta sucks but I remember this playing during a really long road trip and yeah

  22. A.... T....

    Why is he strumming his acoustic so hard

  23. W.... S....

    This isn't the version of Wannabe Gangster I used to listen to...it was a million times better.

  24. c.... ....

    I wonder how Bruce feels about being associated with this now...

  25. C.... C....

    This comment section is about 89% hating on them and 11% Teenage Dirtbag references

  26. J.... B....

    Anyone listens to this in 2019?😂

    J.... B....

    I am right now and I am from Commack. I don't why they made this video. This isn't the original mix from their album. This sounds terrible and completely different

  27. E.... ....

    ouch! i hurt my expectations after seeing teenage dirtbag!

  28. S.... ....

    why is the msutic different from the album?

  29. N.... W....

    I do like the extra energy in the chorus compared to the album version.

  30. r.... g....

    teenage dertbag only good song of his.

  31. S.... S....

    6th grade me had these lyrics down pat

  32. C.... 8....

    Awesome remix 🙂

  33. P.... B....

    Rofl I’m from that town

  34. M.... d....

    Name one música nome da primeira música 🇧🇷

  35. t.... b....

    The hell?

  36. b.... ....

    day screaming at the end XD

  37. S.... R....

    this isnt the wheatus i remembee

  38. I.... O....

    This is horrible

  39. A.... 8....

    How the hell did they get Bruce Dickinson for this?

  40. E.... D....

    which one is the illegal alien hahaha?

  41. S.... ....

    This is one of my favorite horrible bands

  42. B.... B....

    Ouch this video is awful. The album version is SO much better!

  43. E.... R....

    Bruce ❤

  44. A.... ....

    if e.t went compton

  45. B.... A....

    It's making fun of commack, a town in Long Island where all the "tuff" white kids in the early 2000s would act as if they were gang members, blasting 50 cent and wearing oversized pants.

    B.... A....

    Or every white city in general

    B.... A....

    is 50 cent not good enough for the great band wheatus

    B.... A....

    Brendan Amoruso 50 Cent wasn't even known when this song was released

  46. S.... 6....

    terrible...

  47. N.... L....

    What. The. Fuck. Is this shit.

  48. P.... M....

    Guess What Futuristic Video. And Now Listen WE ARE IN THE FUCKING FUTURE ALREADY!!! 2017 BABY!!!

  49. A.... H....

    Could've been a decent song, but man, that hook... Just no.

  50. L.... ....

    this is a fucked version of wannabe gangster. where's the original?

  51. o.... t....

    Listen to the album version of this song!

  52. I.... L....

    cuzam yusta tin age

  53. R.... R....

    Holy shit teenage dirtbag was awesome but this is hideous lmao wow

  54. C.... ....

    Yea man.. Better go back to Commack ....

  55. E.... ....

    Almost the same song as teenage dirtbag.

  56. S.... ....

    Rap sounds like Beastie Boys

  57. E.... G....

    Alright

    E.... G....

    GTA🤡🤑🤣😅😎🇹🇯🇺🇸🏉🏰

  58. M.... G....

    lmaoooooooo wth is this?

  59. W.... ....

    Bruce coming in an owning it lol. Also these guys defo werent one hit wonders. They had three hits, so they did well

  60. k.... ....

    what is fashion?

  61. v.... �....

    okay so i have the cd and the cd version is so much better. love the band but i absolutely hate this version of the song.

  62. P.... R....

    Now I know why you have only one hit...

  63. Y.... ....

    Why is bruce dickinson here?

    Y.... ....

    Idk but I know in "Teenage Dirtbag" they mentioned Iron Maiden. Pretty cool that Bruce ended up in the video actually.

    Y.... ....

    @mihirmaiden18
    Ofc! Didn't think of that

  64. R.... ....

    the original was much better

  65. T.... S....

    So creepy. Looks like ET when he came out of his mother. Also, since when is Wheatus gangsters.

  66. B.... L....

    this is horrible

  67. l.... g....

    hahahhaahah this is just bad

  68. w.... ....

    If E.T. landed in East L.A....

  69. C.... P....

    Is the lead singer Jeff from American Dad???

  70. L.... C....

    Filthy Frank's vid just like this

  71. g.... ....

    et gone bad

  72. m.... ....

    why did they remake their own song? the original is much superior.

    m.... ....

    meric316 I disagree

  73. M.... o....

    This needs or get meme'd.

  74. S.... C....

    Caralho é muito ruim essa banda pqp kkk's

  75. L.... C....

    oh so the alien from filthy franks vid really did make it

  76. M.... S....

    this version if the song is really weird the album version is so much better,that whole album is great but this is just weird the tune doesn't make sense with the song

    M.... S....

    bb ghv b0 0

  77. J.... W....

    This is such trash. No wonder they were a one hit wonder.

    J.... W....

    They became a one hit wonder because of the dispute they had with Sony with their second album. This song was on the same album as Teenage Dirtbag.

    J.... W....

    Joel Wayne your mean my friend Is in it

    J.... W....

    Guess you only heard this and Teenage Dirtbag? They are a very good band. I would like you to listen to some other songs they did, like The London Sun, I am what I am, The Truth I Tell Myself, Randall, Freak on etc.

  78. R.... H....

    The New Guy brought me here.

  79. R.... V....

    TEENAGE DIRTBANG , BABY

  80. M.... ....

    Im confused...

  81. A.... F....

    this band is horrible

    A.... F....

    yet you sit and watch videos of them lol

  82. R.... T....

    Wait Jamie Kennedy is that you? You wanna be gangstar...

  83. p.... h....

    the alien gangster looks a bit like E.T

  84. d.... i....

    The rap in this song is supposed to be bad, because he's supposed to be a "Wannabe Gangster".

  85. P.... ....

    OG ET XD

  86. s.... ....

    Album version is a trillion times better

    s.... ....

    no ,it isn't. This version is better. The album version is monotone

  87. g.... ....

    This has to be the worst video in existence.

    g.... ....

    Jeremy Wells nah

    g.... ....

    I interviewed Brendan for my student radio station many years ago. He said he saw this video and thought "Well... I suppose I had a nice career."

    g.... ....

    Even worse than Bomfunk MCs "Freestyler".

    g.... ....

    And they know it. I'm here because I saw Wheatus live tonight, and Brendan (quite proudly) introduced this song as having the 'worst video ever'.

    g.... ....

    @Diamonds 782000 what ru some kind of gayaholelic

  88. R.... a....

    I loved Teenage Dirtbag but this one sounds like one of those songs an artist shoots out just to make money and has ran out of ideas. -_-

  89. C.... ....

    Bruce makes this song decent.

  90. J.... C....

    terrible

  91. K.... B....

    He doesn't get near as much recognition as Eminem but he is a good rapper

  92. J.... G....

    I actually like this as much as Teenage Dirtbag, I don't see what's rong with It honestly? The vocals and lyrics are pretty on point.

    J.... G....

    Its the hook

    J.... G....

    I DO like the lyrics and the verses, but the chorus is completely vanilla, cookie cutter late 90's alt-pop a la Sugar Ray and Vertical Horizon. It sounds like teenie bopper mall music and doesn't flow with the rest of the song at all. But everything else I dig.

    J.... G....

    @Revidescent84 that hook cringe worthy and those white people looking like buttermilk

    J.... G....

    @Stewie Griffin
    Lol. Eh, I've heard worse. If we're judging on a sliding scale of overall musical whiteness, with 1 being ODB and 10 being Kenny G, I'd give this a 7.5. Just because kids who listened to this in the 90s shopped at Abercrombie, but they all had a copy of 'The Chronic' or 'The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill' for just enough street cred. XD

  93. f.... ....

    the song is okay but the video is real funny! :)

  94. s.... ....

    ahh love this so much <3

  95. p.... ....

    cant believe these guys are opening for busted this year