Wheatus - American In Amsterdam Lyrics
It's only been an hour but I think I feel the power.
Tell me where do you guys wanna go to?
Well I could go for that but I need to buy a hat,
I think I saw some for sale on the small streets.
Can I play the game without a plan?
I think Pete has the map but tell me what's the difference?
Do not know exactly where I am.
I'm an American in Amsterdam.
Phil the mushroom jesus,
He is standing in between us preaching words that he doesn't believe.
I think that he is cracking,
Cuz he keeps calling me captain & he's barking and growling at strangers.
Later on tonight he's gonna turn back into Elvis,
[Chorus:]
We play in a band that has no fans.
I think Pete lost the map, I don't know where we're going.
I'm trying to remember who I am.
I'm an American in Amsterdam.
Mike prefers a quiet conversation in the pub,
But the English are pissed drunk & raging.
"Hey Bono?" they said when they threw peanuts at my head and said
"Hey prick can we try on your glasses?"
Now I am just a dork, ut listen I come from New York so I said:
"Hey, what are you guys Irish?"
[Chorus:]
Came to play the game without a plan.
Pete puked on the map but tell me what's the difference?
I do not know exactly who I am.
I'm an American in Amsterdam.
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Wheatus American In Amsterdam Comments
I love her sing
Corny lyrics and that video game 'beep beep beep boop' sound in the background throughout this song is unbearable
Proof that not all nerd rock from the early 2000s actually works
we play in a band without any fans funny lyricists
I like this guy! I like Amsterdam! Wheat is glad I found ya man!
I'm from Amsterdam and I do I don't get why people think it's great
It's poor they make it look wealthy and with people that don't have money comes crime
Above 60% of the citizens here have sold drugs or stolen items or stolen it themselves
I hate this shithole country and want to move to the US to start a new life
The english are piss drunken raging
3:33 OMG MY FAVORITE BAND OF ALL TIME IS IN A WHEATUS MUSIC VIDEO
They really censored ass!?
Sounds like babymetal I want chocolate
lol that weezer tatoo
Seeing my babes again tomorrow night for the third time. Faves ❤
And he's like ALLAHU AKBAR 😱🔫
one hit wonders
+Nadia Maryory Arango Raigosa Depends where you are from. In the UK they had 3 top 25 hits.
5 hit wonders
top 5 worst songs of all time
Brilliant Song
Is this song about John adams?
Is it a real brawl at 2.40??? I can't work it out!! Funny either way though!!!
you've got no fans
@SuperMandelson Cause im just a teenage dirtbag baby!... but honestly thats the only song i know from wheatus xD
+Esteban3999 Only good one the rest is SHIT.
+Marcus Graham wow... how old are you?
What about Leroy and bunch of other songs?
+Alex Gorskov You tell him Alex, I'll get all flustered if I start on why Wheatus is the best band EVER!!!
+KissOnTheHandIsGrand and
guess who lives in Amsterdam? me!
@Nyama Kargbo i was a very red-eyed american in amsterdam once, i think
+Nyama Kargbo neuzuhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yeaaayy✊
+Nyama Kargbo where?
@HatefulGrape 8 the north side of it
Jesus, that's bad.
You can spot the American In Amsterdam - Just look for the guy with the I <3 Amsterdam Clothes On Passed Out In The Coffee Shop
who doesnt
American in Amsterdam = completly wasted.
DONT EAT THE SHROOMS. All of the tourists jump out the windows after they had some.
Tnx btw for singing about our capital.
@Thyphoniu s and because those foreigners do the shrooms and act like idiots. We get to not have them anymore. :(
Have to admire the swipe at the English bulldogs in this song.
27/01/96 Grasshopper hash bar on Nieuwezijds Voorburgwal: a guy collapsed across the table beside us, smashing coffee cups and saucers, before he hit the floor like a dead man. At least, I thought he was dead. The young American girls at that table went “Oh my Gawd!” “Is he, like, OK?”
“I hope so,” replied the cute one working behind the bar. As I helped her pick him up, an American girl asked one of my friends a question. “Is your friend a doctor?”
“No, but it’s OK, he’s got a Master’s in Sociology.”
amsterdam is one the greatest cities in the world was once asked to leave a bar at 2:30am but told that the bar down the street was open till 4:30 love it
Can't wait to see you in Amsterdam in October! asdfghgfd
This is THE ONLY reason that i love to be Dutch
my idol just sang about Amsterdam -wow-
I don't even care what he sang about it
+symphony soldier there are so many other reasons to be proud to be dutch, trust me. you're not an american, first off (i'm an american)
+symphony soldier I'M LAUGHING REALLY HARD I WROTE THIS A YEAR AGO HAHAHA -i still hate to be dutch tho-
+sludge486 i wish i was american
Amsterdam best city in the world!!!!
Emstuhrdem
i love this.. i'm from holland.. and even i feel like this when i go to amsterdam haha
I thought of the fault in our stars #tfiosalltheway
im an american in amsterdaaaayum
Kutvolk in een pisstad, goed bezig.
Goed nummer
Ik ben Belg :))
I'm from Belgium :))
Daar kan je ook niks aan doen.
@Simon Shumway Liever Belg dan wonen in junkietown.
man jij bent echt dom he... dat je nog niet doorhebt wat ik bedoel zegt wat over jou. Maar ok, daar heb ik vrede mee.
fucking toeristen...
het ergste is dat ze zich aan de godverdomde verkeersregels houden.
I mean, come on... wie stopt er nou voor een rood licht in amsterdam centrum op de fiets?
mensen met verstand
@mikillatja mensen die niet overreden willen worden yo
mensen die de regel: als het groter is, moet je wachten. niet gebruiken
*WHOHAHAHA*!!!!! xDDDDD I live in The Netherlands (≧▽≦)
know how you feel XD
omgg so cute
Altijd Feest hier!!!
American in Amsterdam? All I could think of was EuroTrip when listening.
I thought the kid must have been scarred after the girls never came back lmfao
All I could think was John Adams.
I’m not an American but wabalabadubdub am I right 😂
drugs en hoeren XD
Haay Rosalieeeeeeeeeeee. Wat leuk. :)
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey zoë
ja hallo
oh geez how i love amsterdam.. such a beautiful, fun, cultural, misterious city! ;)
Wow a song by Americans about Amsterdam with no weed references? Amazing!
I translate Google love too!!! :D
That look All Azerbaijanian in Moscow. :D
All Kanadian in Amsterdam. thats Funny
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Well this is awkward.. But cheer up pal, dreams are made to be shattered.
Ik ben nederlands niet, maar ik hou van de nederlandsen :D
Nederland oh Nederland jij bent mijn kampioeeeeen!
yup me ! x3
wait, is this not the same tune i clicked on before? The American Status Quo?
Wat een nietszeggend nummer zeg...
Pop rock
I live in amsterdam lol
I would personally call it sk8r rock but U can call it want
What type of music is this?
one does not simply put stickers on a Martin guitar!
any other Dutch people around here?
Amsterdam in the Netherlands? wow...
pretty much the story with every 90s alt song. sum41 did it, new found glory did it, etc etc
how is that awesome
so it will be 3 houres before i found a person with a good music taste ;)
thats true because holland is small , i live in north-holland i can drive to the south border in 3 hours xD
That awesome moment when you DON'T live in Amsterdam.
That awesome moment when you live in Amsterdam :F
yeah the Netherlands FTW
AMSTERDAM !!!!!!!!!!!!! LOVE :))
Stay away you fat stinking dumbass yanks
Wait.. what?
no whatever dutch city it's about
no :whatever dutch city it's about
THE NETHELANDS FTW
but it's a great song whatever city it's about
its just 2 hours driving from side by side :p
and we hate you
Then GTFO
well thats a lie
Weezer tattoo XD I was just listening to them!
No weed clips. Disappoint.
What about me?
Haha, how about you?
by weed trip
:))
two hours with what? car? train? plain?by foot?
Wow, way to be racist. Dutch people really are the nicest people ever. (sarcasm)
it would mean heaps to me if everyone could check out my cover of Teenage Dirtbag by Wheatus :) /watch?v=3gh4G3z0YP4
That doesn't matter Amsterdam is great.
Ha Amsterdam is tiny as fuck!
i live in holland and my english is good but i don't get this song
Want to trade for sweden? :) <3
Haha, almost everybody in The Netherlands is being taught English on school. ;)
Amsterdam is awesome! was there last week with my school!!
- I'm from Denmark :D