Weird Al Yankovic - Whatever You Like Lyrics



Hey girl You know, our economy’s in the toilet
But I’m still gonna treat you right
I said you can have whatever you like (If You Like)
I said you can have whatever you like (If You Like)
Yeah
Tatertots, Cold Duck on ice
And we can clip coupons all night
And baby you can have whatever you like (If You Like)
I said you can have whatever you like (If You Like)
Yeah
Take you out for dinner anywhere that you please
Like Burger King or Mickey D’s
And baby you can have whatever you like (If You Like)
I said you can even have the large fries (Large Fries)
Yeah
Baby, you should know I am really quite a sweet guy
When I buy you bathroom tissue, I always get the 2-ply
Want it, you can get it, my dear
I got my Costco membership card right here,
Yeah You like Top Ramen?
Need Top Ramen?
Got a cupboard full of ‘em,
I’ll keep ‘em comin’
You want it, I got it, go get it, just heat it dump the flavor packet on it and eat it
Pork and beans and Minute Rice
And we can play cribbage all night
And baby you can have whatever you like (If You Like)
I said you can have whatever you like (If You Like)
Yeah
I can take you to the Laundromat Downtown
And watch all the clothes go ‘round and ‘round
Or baby we can go wherever you like (If You Like)
I said we can go wherever you like (If You Like)
Yeah
Hottest shorty I know, if you had some lipo
You could be second runner-up Miss Ohio
Seven dollar bills rolled up inside my plastic billfold
Buy you a bagel even if it isn’t day-old
And you never ever gotta wear your sister’s old clothes
Long as I’m still assistant manager at Kinkos
Cut your hair with scissors and a soup bowl
You ain’t gotta pay me, that’s the way that I roll
My chick can have what she want
At Wal-Mart she can pick out anything she want
I know girl, you ain’t never had a man like that
Who doesn’t make you buy generic brand like that,
Yeah You like my Hyundai?
See my Hyundai?
I can take you to see your cousin Phil next Sunday
But that’s kinda far and I’m not made of cash
Do you think you could chip in for gas?
Mac and cheese would be all right
But let’s send out for pizza tonight
And you can order any toppings you like (If You Like)
I said you can even have the last slice (Last Slice)
Yeah
Ran myself a cable from my neighbor next door
Now I can get free HBO
And baby you can watch whatever you like (If You Like)
I said you can watch whatever you like (If You Like)
Yeah
And you can always ride the city bus
Got a stack of tokens just for us
Yo, my wallet’s fat and full of ones
Yeah, it’s all about the Washingtons,
That’s right
You want White Castle?
Need White Castle?
Long as you got me it won’t be no hassle
You want it, we’ll get it, just don’t be a hater
If I grab a bunch of napkins for later
Thrift store jeans, on sale half price
The underwear at Goodwill is nice
And baby you can have whatever you like (If You Like)
I said you can have whatever you like (If You Like)
Yeah
Baby I can give you anything you please
Even share my government cheese
And baby you can have as much as you like (If You Like)
I said you can go have as much as you like (If You Like)
Yeah




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Weird Al Yankovic Whatever You Like Comments
  1. Katie hussett

    A lot of references to more of his songs

  2. the_sour_ dino

    This is art

  3. kurtis vollert

    this is funny xD

  4. Matthew Smith

    Weird Al is living proof you dont need to be vulgar or mean spirited to be funny. You just need to be creative.

  5. Marguns21

    I gotta ask, who is the woman whoose picture he is using? XD

  6. Mitchell Metcalf

    Anyone know who's face was used for the woman in this video? Not sure why, but she looks very familiar to me.

  7. Patrick Wentzell

    👹💀😈👽🙈🙉🙊

  8. JStryker47

    That lady makes Yzma from The Emperor's New Groove look like Kristen Bell.

  9. Carlos Spiceywhiener

    I know Al thinks this is trashy but it actually sounds pretty good.

  10. Victor Romero

    Is that Dee from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia? If so, lucky her

  11. Chilly Dawgg

    Angel's Ass

  12. Wes Prang

    If she needs liposuction to be 2nd Runner Up Miss Ohio, maybe she should eat less? 🤪

  13. คิรินทร์ จินตะกะเวช

    2:20.คดี​เด็ด​ 7 กันยายน​ 2562

  14. usgonzo

    Why isn't AL Mart a real place?

  15. James Brown

    Anyone notice the UHF reference in the open? Channel 62?

    Hugh Tahoob

    The poster is in the back here 1:45 1:45

  16. like,share and subscribe

    Bunch of low class garbage if you ask me. I get MY pants from TJ Maxx.

  17. Kyle Mouttet

    lol that white castle antinov carpet bombing mini burgers

  18. Piano Predictory

    So... is he saying spent all his money on this girl?

  19. Dex wickline

    Still claps in 2190

  20. S Crosmun

    Damn, I'ma gonna need some Borg-9 to clean up all that government cheese...

  21. Bob Gamer

    "White and nerde" is on a cargo box. Huh.

  22. Ashtin Sweep

    0:23 (top left corner)
    I don’t know what store has those coupons but *i’ll take it!*

  23. ImZhald

    Hardstop Lucas anyone?

  24. Z Jones

    Hyundai makes some really nice cars these days.

  25. Carl Pudvah

    There is so many references

    Hugh Tahoob

    UHF
    Albuquerque
    White & Nerdy
    Alapalooza
    Straight Outta Lynwood

    Etch a Sketch from All About The Benjamins

  26. Denile Riverafter

    It took FOR-EV-ER!! I had to pause every 2 seconds, to read all of the signs! lmao

  27. Co Charles

    Is this the lady from true blood?

  28. Jaq O’ Diamonds

    Question: who is the woman in this video supposed to be? Also, DBZ Al is pretty awesome, lol.

  29. dcmasta123

    Daaaamn bruh where the time goes .... remember when this first came out I was in elementary

  30. Dire Wolf

    I sure love me a game of СВИНЬЯ

  31. Marlon Mosley

    The half price thrift shop jeans is epic😂

  32. Jonathan Knapp

    Rare Kellyanne Conway sighting

  33. Dan Arnets

    Rucka Rucka Ali = "I CAN DO WHATEVER, I'M WHITE!!!"

  34. Ivan Herndon

    There's so many pop culture references in this video, including to Yankovic's albums. There's even a "Dukakis for President" reference.

  35. Dean Harlow

    Idk what I'm watching

  36. Amelia Bones

    Hard stop lucas? Anyone?

  37. Алексей Ковалёв

    I don’t know why there is no comment about it but ''Свинья игривая игра картофеля'' literally translates as Pig playful game of potato.

  38. SinusTikToks

    When are we getting the Weird Al and Rucka Rucka Ali collab we deserve?

  39. dokha

    good one, but Rucka won that one

  40. Ayds King

    I can do whatever I’m white

  41. Erik Bakken

    Thanks for making me feel broke as hell Al. I literally do everything in the song. Was feeling good about myself. On to bigger and better things I guess

  42. Jennifer Chavez

    Wired Al is nothing but the best

  43. Drayko Wolf

    Borg-9 paper towels... lmao

  44. Bryan Moss

    Win a trio to Danny Devito's birth place. Nasty ghetto Neptune, NJ, lol.

  45. Sexy Bunseed

    his hair looks like Top Ramen XD

  46. Neurochemist

    A better rhymer than most of the "serious" "artists" out there!

    Hey girl, you know, our economy's in the toilet
    But I'm still gonna treat you right
    I said you can have whatever you like, if you like
    I said you can have whatever you like, if you like
    Yeah


    Tater tots, Cold Duck on ice
    And we can clip coupons all night
    And baby you can have whatever you like, if you like
    I said you can have whatever you like, if you like
    Yeah


    Take you out for dinner anywhere that you please
    Like Burger King or Mickey D's
    And baby you can have whatever you like, if you like
    I said you can even have the large fries, large fries
    Yeah


    Baby, you should know I am really quite a sweet guy
    When I buy you bathroom tissue, I always get the 2-ply
    Want it, you can get it, my dear
    I got my Costco membership card right here
    Yeah you like Top Ramen? Need Top Ramen?
    Got a cupboard full of 'em, I'll keep 'em comin'
    You want it, I got it, go get it, just heat it
    Dump the flavor packet on it and eat it
    Pork and beans and Minute Rice
    And we can play cribbage all night
    And baby you can have whatever you like, if you like
    I said you can have whatever you like, if you like
    Yeah


    I can take you to the Laundromat downtown
    And watch all the clothes go 'round and 'round
    And baby we can go wherever you like, if you like
    I said we can go wherever you like, if you like
    Yeah


    Hottest shorty I know, if you had some lipo
    You could be second runner-up Miss Ohio
    Seven dollar bills rolled up inside my plastic billfold
    Buy you a bagel even if it is a day old
    And you never ever gotta wear your sister's old clothes
    Long as I'm still assistant manager at Kinko's
    Cut your hair with scissors and a soup bowl
    You ain't gotta pay me, that's the way that I roll
    My chick can have what she want
    At Wal-Mart she can pick out anything she want
    I know girl, you ain't never had a man like that
    Who doesn't make you buy generic brand like that
    Yeah you like my Hyundai? See my Hyundai?
    I can take you to see your cousin Phil next Sunday
    But that's kinda far and I'm not made of cash
    Do you think you could chip in for gas?
    Mac and cheese would be all right
    But let's send out for pizza tonight
    And you can order any toppings you like, if you like
    I said you can even have the last slice, last slice
    Yeah


    Ran myself a cable from my neighbor next do', do'
    Now I can get free HBO
    And baby you can watch whatever you like, if you like
    I said you can watch whatever you like, if you like
    Yeah


    And you can always ride the city bus
    Got a stack of tokens just for us
    Yo, my wallet's fat and full of ones
    Yeah, it's all about the Washingtons, that's right
    You want White Castle? Need White Castle?
    Long as you got me it won't be no hassle
    You want it, well get it, just don't be a hater
    If I grab a bunch of napkins for later
    Thrift store jeans, on sale half price
    The underwear at Goodwill is nice
    And baby you can have whatever you like, if you like
    I said you can have whatever you like, if you like
    Yeah


    Baby I can give you anything you please
    Even share my government cheese
    And baby you can have as much as you like, if you like
    I said you can go have as much as you like, if you like
    Yeah

  47. Jonathan Crowley

    omg this is funny lol

  48. Nonchalanto

    669 people don't wanna chip in for gas. We honestly don't need you kind of people in the world

  49. ThatCleverFox

    I just thought he was being a cheapskate jerk at first, but the music video does this song more justice. Its borderline wholesome actually.

  50. clintjason macgyver82

    Great song. Great singer. I love Weird Al Yankovic. 😃😃

  51. Alan Jackson

    Legit forgot this was a parody cuz when you're broke, it really be like dat.

  52. brasswirebrush

    I'm impressed by the Hot and Cold Soda Machine.

  53. AFTA Comics

    'Borg-9 The angry towel!" 3:20 That was genus Al! I loved it!!!

  54. Blob Brothers

    the way they move their arms left and right, it spooks me

  55. Eli Hamilton

    1:35 "miss communication"

  56. Brucev7

    The 'Tinker Al' was a wittle disturbing ;

  57. Logan Kessler

    Wait but they said government cheese 0_0

  58. Logan Kessler

    Also they get the last slice LOL

  59. Logan Kessler

    Darn i would kill for a large fry XD

  60. Caitlin Atkinson

    any one else notice "white and nerdé"? 1:02

  61. Hugh Tahoob

    *The Etch A Sketch* is a throw back to *All About The Pentiums* 2:07

  62. Hugh Tahoob

    It's funny cause Halle Berry was Miss Ohio lol

  63. Salmonella Poisoning

    One of the reasons this is the fifth time I’ve watched this is because it’s oddly satisfying. It’s on a type of ASMR level

  64. Tamir Wynn

    You know al doesn’t look bad as as a dragon ball character

  65. The anything show 2

    1:02 a reference to another parody he did called white and nerdy.

    PhootPhetishPhilip !

    Etch a Sketch a reference to All About the Pentiums
    Theres a UHF poster in the back too lots of em here

  66. VoyageOne1

    "The Sopranovics" 🤣🤣

  67. Blob Brothers

    and then she leaves you for richie rich 2019

  68. PickledToots

    "Get yourself something nice."
    "....This is $5!"
    "I said SOMETHING NICE, NOT SOMETHING EXPENSIVE!"

  69. shart blox

    Wow they added an Antonov 225 Mirya with more engines all hail slavic

  70. Mark Hendrix

    AL...WHY? You are Strait up spoiling her bro... Don't you see? She is using you for pizza toppings and bus tokens... Just trying to look out for you man... After all, you ARE the Manager at Kinko's... Making those Washington's ... I mean...Dahm! You got a Kostco Card for goodness sake... You are Marbling bro

  71. Rex Sexson

    ...You can even have the large fries.

  72. Cameron G

    Guys I won a visit to Danny Devito's place!!!

  73. crazedvole

    Love song for the working man

  74. Domllermut Alamo

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Government_cheese


    Wow, very entertaining. I didn't know cheese was so important in the US government.

    Andre Williams

    It was a program for farmers so they wouldnt have to throw away so much milk so the government bought it all turned it into cheese and gave it away to the poor. Back in the 80's it was good real cheese, now its just Velveeta crap stuffed full of oils. I remember my grandad would buy a couple of large blocks of it off people and we would make grilled cheese sandwiches out of it and put it on burgers. It was like a 5 pound block of cheese it was pretty good lol.

  75. Another French Surrender

    Being from Ohio I can confirm she would be 2nd place we really have low standards

  76. Kill the God Emperor Of Man Kind

    653 welfare Junkies lost their food stamps. Now they can't have what ever they liked.

  77. William Crowe

    "We're not broke, just slightly bent".

  78. Kody Krawczuk

    this animation makes me unfathomably uncomfortable

  79. Wes Prang

    This is quite a ways from his 1985 song, This Is The Life.

  80. [record scratch]

    I refuse to share my government cheese.

  81. Yoni The K

    1:02 crane said white & nerde

  82. The 9th Planet

    Wierd all and food man...

  83. simon makinde

    Thrift store jeans on sale half price, the underwear at good will is nice.... 😂😂😂

  84. Jimmy A

    Now I know why my parents got divorced

  85. RedRiley89

    2:10 nice GTA SA reference

  86. Logan Metcalf

    0:01 - sign says "Albuquerque, New Mexico" (refrence to Albuquerque)
    1:02 - conveyer says "White & Nerde" (refrence to White & Nerdy)
    1:04 - box says "Bologna" (refrence to My Bologna)
    1:07 - says "Eat It!" on the Uncle Al's box (refrence to Eat It)
    1:44 - bagel shop is called "Fat Bagel" (refrence to Fat)
    1:55 - Alapalooza album cover
    2:49 - Straight Outta Lynwood album cover


    These were all of the refrences I could find.

  87. PhonicBoom/ CosmicLatte

    This speaks to me on a spiritual level lmao

  88. TheKristina 1106

    Oookey 😄

  89. Cyber Knight

    I find it interesting that, despite the fact that Al doesn't blink in this video, the female still manages to be exponentially more uncanny to look at with her smile and body movements.

  90. Linda Thetford

    Am I the only one who would actually wanna be the girl in this relationship?

  91. 1775usmarine

    My wife owns a Hyundai

  92. Donovan Baise

    2:46 *Curb Your Enthusiasm credits play*

  93. Munjee Syed

    The fact that he didn't even need to change title ...

  94. Left Is Best

    Goodwill underwear. Hello my life. 😎

  95. Julien Andrus

    Did al just make an anime reference?!?!!?

  96. MissAmazanda

    Judging by this video I can tell Weird Al has been to Ohio lol

  97. Bryce McKenzie

    Al is such a nice guy. Never let him go

  98. Gunsandrosalina Padtwo

    Is that Kelly Ann Conway?