Weird Al Yankovic - Weasel Stomping Day Lyrics






Faces filled with joy and cheer
What a magical time of year
Howdy Ho! It's Weasel Stomping Day

Put your Viking helmet on
Spread that mayonnaise on the lawn
Don't you know it's Weasel Stomping Day

All the little girls and boys
Love that wonderful crunching noise
You'll know what this day's about
When you stomp a weasel's guts right out

So, come along and have a laugh
Snap their weaselly spines in half
Grab your boots and stomp your cares away
Hip hip hooray, it's Weasel Stomping Day

People up and down the street
Crushing weasels beneath their feet
Why we do it, who can say?
But it's such a festive holiday

So let the stomping fun begin
Bash their weaselly skulls right in
It's tradition, that makes it okay

Hey everyone, it's Weasel Stomping
We'll have some fun on Weasel Stomping
Put down your gun, it's Weasel Stomping Day
Hip hip hooray, it's Weasel Stomping Day

Weasel Stomping Day
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  1. M.... K....

    WOW
    WOW
    WOW

  2. J.... ....

    I love how this song is a message against cruel and pointless practices that are protected simply because of tradition. Also the viking helmets represent barbarism which I also thought was a nice touch.

    Oh, and one more thing: Robot Chicken was such a good choice for making the vid ;).

  3. D.... ....

    When I first heard this on a friend's music playlist I thought it was hysterical. Now that I'm finally looking it up expecting a real-life enactment, I'm thinking "How fitting it is that it's set in the Robot Chicken universe. Of course it would be.". Well played, Al, well played.

  4. R.... C....

    Still the most kid friendly thing ever put on Robot Chicken.

  5. .... ....

    jijijijijijijijijijiji

  6. Y.... ....

    This looks like a skit straight out of robot chicken

  7. s.... ....

    How Would Lisa Simpson React To This?

  8. T.... W....

    Did he get help from robot chicken

  9. P.... B....

    Did this robot chicken scence/song video ever get negative responses out of people when it first was aired on adult swim? Seems like this would be that type of thing that would piss off the people who fight against cruelty against animals! Funnier than hell though!!

  10. T.... S....

    Weasel abuse

  11. R.... 1....

    What an interesting tradition.

    R.... 1....

    😂😂

  12. B.... M....

    I said that to a bunch of millennial and generation z idiots and they believed me that was really funny.

  13. T.... ....

    Over the hedge 2 : the great weasel rescue

  14. M.... N....

    robot chicken

  15. H.... a....

    I'm going to put this in a Peta comment section

  16. G.... ....

    The melody sounds like a song from How The Grinch Stole Christmas

  17. R.... C....

    That’s one way to quell a weasel infestation.

  18. T.... a....

    Inspired by 60s cartoons

  19. M.... M....

    Pre robot chicken

  20. D.... ....

    This song always really grossed me out and gave me the willies, now moreso that I know about the uhhh, let's call it the "cat video".

  21. M.... w....

    Aw, man

  22. P.... F....

    So, this song was parodied in Mao Mao: Heroes of Pure Heart in the episode Takes-giving Day.
    So, the parody artist has been parodied.
    Not sure what to make of that.

    P.... F....

    It's a parody-ception.

    P.... F....

    Deuce Moncura
    The highest art form.

  23. K.... D....

    ftr I get the irony. I love all animals... but this is hilarious and those huge boots are great lol

  24. F.... ....

    The reason they're stomped is because the weasels that inhabit this town carry a deadly disease that can kill any human with just a bite. They kill because they care

  25. A.... C....

    You hear somebody say "juxtaposition" and ask your mom what it means or look it up in the dictionary, but you never REALLY understand what a juxtaposition is until you see something like this. 😂😂😂

  26. S.... K....

    This is stupid why what did they ever do to you

    S.... K....

    I think you may have missed the point.

  27. G.... G....

    PETA: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  28. R.... R....

    Lovely Evil.

  29. C.... D....

    2019 anyone?

  30. S.... A....

    It's only now I realize one of them stomping weasels, is also wearing a PETA shirt.

  31. T.... A....

    These are the same guys who helped create Buddy Thunderstruck

  32. a.... ....

    The Story of Weasel Stomping Day!


    A long, long time ago, in the year 1982, in the far, faraway city of Albuquerque, New Mexico, the great Viking warrior Biff Debris was sailing to Las Vegas with a cargo of mayonnaise for its great buffets. Then, he was suddenly set upon by a horde of rabid weasels. The little beasts were ripping his flesh when his ship ran aground near the Sonic on 4th Avenue. Wait, that's closed now, isn't it? Well, it's where the Sonic on 4th used to be. I think it's one of those Halloween stores now, you know the ones that are only open in September and October but have prominent signs up year-round. Back in my day, Halloween was called Fall Christmas. Now where was I? Oh yes, Weasel Something Day. So anywho, Billy the Mountain was demanding his royalty check when I got busted going through customs with a special tape recording. And I said unto them, let the go doves free! No thanks to Walter Lantz, that no-account son of a bus driver.


    And that's the story of how I got to where I am today! Now move along, sonny; they're givin' out our meds soon.

  33. T.... M....

    I want to know if it's Weird Al or Robot Chicken who came up with this. My money's on Weird Al...

  34. k.... ....

    For some reason this song came to my head at work

  35. s.... ....

    Wait Weird Al Yankovic Is A Vegan.

  36. C.... H....

    Robot chicken?

  37. R.... ....

    Is it me or does this town have way to many weasels

  38. c.... ....

    this video is the reason i couldn't watch anything claymotion for the last 10 or so years of my childhood. seeing the weasel actually get killed in what looked like a kid's cartoon scared me when i was little and it still even creeps me out even now

  39. a.... b....

    Oh nice robot chicken

  40. T.... 2....

    I saw him live in summer 2019 and sang this. I was like, “OMG, ROBOT CHICKEN!!!”

  41. N.... A....

    Your teaching people to kill 🐵🐔🐶🐷

  42. L.... A....

    Anybody else think of Itachi from Naruto?

  43. H.... H....

    Robot Chicken

  44. r.... ....

    looks like robot chicken

  45. M.... M....

    I declare the every second of of October to be Weasel Stomping Day

  46. K.... C....

    What did weasels ever do to you?

  47. C.... ....

    I feel like this is in an island that has a weasel infestation that is harming the local ecosystem

  48. D.... S....

    I came up here just by searching for "rammstein - du hast" LOL

  49. S.... C....

    meanwhile Im sitting here wondering if weird al got to keep the little figure of him they made

  50. R.... P....

    Ok........What......The Fuck........Did I just watched???????!!!!!!!!!!

    R.... P....

    A masterpiece.

    R.... P....

    He's got another song you might like as well, Word Crimes, check it out *Hint Hint*

  51. S.... ....

    I remember when this song came out. First time I heard the weasels getting squashed I laughed for a solid half hour. I couldn’t breathe I was laughing so hard.

    S.... ....

    "It's tradition, that makes it okay!"

  52. D.... W....

    This video had me busting out laughing.

  53. B.... ....

    October 3 is officially Weasel Stomping Day!

  54. E.... ....

    This is Al’s revenge on the weasels for latching to his face in Albuquerque

    E.... ....

    That's actually true

  55. M.... L....

    Some weasels are a special hairless breed

  56. C.... ....

    Wait...Is that Robot Chicken? It's aliiiiiiiiiive!

  57. H.... s....

    The crazed vegans want to know your location

  58. T.... Y....

    Pere would be so proud :,)

  59. N.... C....

    Wearing a peta shirt😂

  60. v.... b....

    Ethnic cleansers throughout all time have loved singing this song while sipping wine and acting elitist

  61. L.... S....

    Ah, my favourite time of year. June 31st is such a special occasion.

  62. G.... ....

    Is this an actual thing that happens?

  63. L.... B....

    If weasels watched this video, they'd flag it.

  64. H.... i....

    Why al why

  65. A.... (....

    I was popular in school for a few days because I could memorize this song verbatim.

  66. T.... J....

    I think he meant ginger stomping day, its my favorite paid holiday lol

  67. J.... T....

    Nobody :
    PETA:WHAAAAAAAAAATTT?!?!

  68. T.... ....

    I watched Robot Chicken when it was new. I was 9 years old and this was the first time I heard Weird Al.

  69. T.... /....

    No weasel's allowed!

  70. L.... K....

    When Fatslob plays vikings in black forest

  71. E.... L....

    Al stole that poor kid's kill

  72. d.... h....

    My friend says that i am a phsycotic and need help because i wear a viking helmet and stomp weasels so i put him in a giant weasel suit

  73. B.... C....

    What is this a parody of?

    B.... C....

    It's an original, not a parody. He's imitating holiday songs.

  74. G.... G....

    I showed my kids this because I grew up with it they loved it as much as me

  75. Q.... D....

    This song really upset me as a kid. I had no clue what it was from I honestly thought people were going around stomping helpless little weasels.

  76. A.... P....

    I would love to have a weird al action figure.

    A.... P....

    There is a action figure of him

  77. L.... F....

    I decree this holiday permanently cancelled and replaced with Weasel-Hugging Day.
    🎵Faces filled with joy and cheer
    What a magical time of year
    Here we go, it's Weasel-Hugging Day!
    Put your pink-striped jammies on!
    Spin that dreidel on the lawn
    Don't you know it's Weasel-Hugging Day?
    Be as gentle as you can
    Those little guys have feelings, man!
    Don't be embarrassed; no need to blush
    Embrace your Walden the Weasel plush!
    So come along and have a laugh
    Wear your hat with the green giraffe
    Our long, furry friends will wash your cares away
    Hip-hip hooray! It's Weasel-Hugging Day!
    Tiny ears and big ol' eyes
    Maybe share with them your fries
    Boy, oh, boy! It's Weasel-Hugging Day!
    August 27th, we show we care
    About the weasels everywhere
    Spread the joy on Weasel-Hugging Day!
    Showing those mustelids some love
    By hugging them wearing boxing gloves
    Might look silly, sure, but hey
    It's still a festive holiday!
    So let the merriment begin
    Time for weasley cuddlin'!
    It's tradition; that makes it okay
    Hey everyone, it's Weasel-Hugging
    We'll have some fun on Weasel-Hugging
    Insert a pun, it's Weasel-Hugging Day!
    Hip-hip hooray! It's Weasel-Hugging Day!
    Weasel-Hugging Day!
    Yay!🎵

    L.... F....

    Political correctness strikes again.

    L.... F....

    @Three Amigos So what if it's politically correct? It's still ridiculous, and that's all that matters!

    L.... F....

    @Liam Funnyman I was talking about you.

    L.... F....

    @Three Amigos I don't care

  78. M.... M....

    Robot chicken?

  79. T.... ....

    Dont show PETA this video

    T.... ....

    They in the video

  80. m.... f....

    I knew this looked like something.
    Its our favorite cartoon,
    ROBOT CHICKEN.

  81. p.... ....

    Saw this in concert yesterday

  82. R.... K....

    Why is this in my recommendations?

  83. Z.... M....

    The sort of stuff they say in this can also be interpreted as a way of defending the Bull Fighting and Running in Spain.

    Z.... M....

    *This song is rather satirical in nature. It's really hard to interpret it as defending anything.*

  84. [.... s....

    Can we talk about how the got some Timbs for the town?

  85. S.... S....

    This looks like something straight out of Robot Chicken

  86. R.... C....

    I love that robot chicken did this

  87. D.... M....

    This was a good bit

  88. C.... ....

    I demand this to be a national holiday

  89. c.... ....

    This is so... confusing

  90. P.... 4....

    *vegans have joined the chat*

  91. N.... ....

    Gotta ferret out all of 'em.

  92. J.... C....

    Weasel Stomping Day> Whacking Day (from the Simpsons)

  93. C.... H....

    Such a beautiful song

  94. c.... r....

    Society: (insert extremely mild form of unkindness to animals) is animal cruelty!
    Weird Al: Hold my beer...

    c.... r....

    Overused meme, overused meme, OOOOOOVVVVEEEEERRRRUUUUSSSSEEEEDDDD MMMMMEEEEEEMMMMMMEEEEE!!!!

    c.... r....

    Weasel Stomping is cruelty b./c animals are our friends-they are so great!

  95. M.... W....

    I actually look like a weasel

    M.... W....

    Look out

  96. M.... B....

    nobody show this to PETA

    M.... B....

    they are in the video

  97. S.... G....

    Heard him sing this in Memphis recently.

  98. f.... ....

    Looks like an episode of Robot Chicken.

    f.... ....

    It was actually an episode of Robot Chicken. Al has made a few cameos in some episodes as well.

  99. S.... G....

    Simpsons Did It!