Weird Al Yankovic - Wanna B Ur Lovr Lyrics






I don't have a library card
But do you mind if I check you out?
I like your skeletal structure, baby
You're an ectomorph, no doubt

Your face is real symmetrical
And your nostils are so nice
I wish that I was cross-eyed, girl
So I could see you twice

Girl, you smell like Fritos
That's why I'm giving you this hungry stare
You're so hot, you're gonna melt
The elastic in my underwear

I'll bet you're magically delicious
Like a bowl of Lucky Charms
You'd look like Venus de Milo
If I just cut off your arms
What I'm tryin' to say is ...

I wanna be your lover, baby
I need somebody to love
You know I just wanna be your lover, baby
Now, I need somebody to love

Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo
Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo
Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo

Do you believe in love at first sight
Or should I walk by again?
My love for you'd like diarrhea
I just can't hold it in

Stop, drop and roll now
'Cause baby, you're on fire
I'll bet your outfit
Makes a lot of noise in the drier

You're absolutely perfect
Don't speak now, you might spoil it
Your eyes are even bluer
Than the water in my toilet

Say, has anyone ever told you
You've got Yugoslavian hands?
No, of course not, that would be stupid
Just forget I ever brought it up
The point I'm trying to make is ...

I wanna be your lover, baby
I need somebody to love
You know I just wanna be your lover, baby
Now, I need somebody to love

Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo
Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo
Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo

I wanna be your Krakatoa
Let my lava flow all over you
I wanna be your anaconda
And your heat-seeking missile too

I wanna be your beef burrito
Am I making this perfectly clear?
I wanna be your love torpedo
Are you picking up the subtle innuendo here?
Uh huh

I hope I'm not being forward
But do you mind if I chew on your butt?
You can tell me truthfully
Am I a steamin' hunk of love now, or what?

There just aren't enough o's in "smooth"
To desribe how smooth I am
Maybe you've seen my picture
It's in the dictionary under "Kablaam!"

My lips are registered weapons
Can I invade your personal space?
You must have fallen from heaven
That would explain how you messed up your face

Well, how'd you get through security?
'Cause, baby, you're the bomb
I'd like to take you home right now
So you can meet my mom
Because I ...

I wanna be your lover, baby
I need somebody to love
You know I just wanna be your lover, baby
Now, I need somebody to love

Girl, you must be Jamaican
Because Jamaican me crazy
Girl, you must be Jamaican (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)
Because Jamaican me crazy (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)

I wanna be your lover, baby (Girl, you must be Jamaican) (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)
I need somebody to love (Because Jamaican me crazy) (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)
You know I just wanna be your lover, baby (Girl, you must be Jamaican) (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)
Now, I need somebody to love (Because Jamaican me crazy) (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)

I wanna be your lover, baby (Girl, you must be Jamaican) (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)
I need somebody to love (Because Jamaican me crazy) (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)
You know I just wanna be your lover, baby (Girl, you must be Jamaican) (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)
Now, I need somebody to love (Because Jamaican me crazy) (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)

I wanna be your lover, baby (Girl, you must be Jamaican) (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)
I need somebody to love (Because Jamaican me crazy) (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)
You know I just wanna be your lover, baby (Girl, you must be Jamaican) (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)
Now, I need somebody to love (Because Jamaican me crazy) (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)

I wanna be your lover, baby (Girl, you must be Jamaican) (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)
I need somebody to love (Because Jamaican me crazy) (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)
You know I just wanna be your lover, baby (Girl, you must be Jamaican) (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)
Now, I need somebody to love (Because Jamaican me crazy) (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)





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  1. J.... L....

    Someone asked me if I knew any nature spots (we lived in a city)
    He heard I grew up on a farm he loves nature and knew if anyone would know a hidden nature spot I would
    I showed him the nature spot and we were friends for a year (Websters dictionary of friend) dated for two years and been married for sixteen now so nineteen years in all

  2. k.... ....

    Save some ladies for the rest of us.

  3. C.... M....

    I hate how much this makes me laugh

  4. K.... L....

    "Maybe you've seen my picture! It's in the dictionary under kerblam!"

    I love that line!

  5. I.... A....

    Does weird al’s wife think he’s a creep?

  6. C.... ....

    One of my favorite Al songs, it's always a riot when he does it live.

  7. D.... K....

    "You look like Venus de Milo...if I just cut off your arms.." I need to try that line.

    D.... K....

    I feel bad for both of you ;D

    D.... K....

    Do let us know how it goes!

    D.... K....

    I told a Scandanavian beauty that "your eyes are bluer than the water in my toilet," and it was like somebody had hit her 'pause' button for a few long seconds.

  8. r.... y....

    Poodle hat is the best album ever

  9. Z.... Z....

    Every single line is worthy of a greeting card and a facepalm...

  10. J.... B....

    Im sorry but I think Poodle hat is a fine album! Not as good as 3-D, but what album is?

    J.... B....

    Mandatory Fun. :)

    J.... B....

    Dare to be stupid. Now that's an album.

    J.... B....

    Straight outta Lynwood

    J.... B....

    Even Worse/Running With Scissors/Off the Deep End

  11. S.... W....

    Watch It-Kutch ft. Ashton Jones - Wanna B Ur Lovr (2006)

    2015 Hyundai Elantra GT
    2010 Kia Soul
    2015 Volvo V40
    2007 Toyota Yaris Hatchback
    2010 MINI Countryman
    2002 Subaru Forester
    2013 MINI Paceman
    2001 Toyota ECHO

    S.... W....

    I don't get it.

  12. l.... d....

    Awsome and hilarious

  13. l.... ....

    I LOVE the '70's/'80s porno music vibe on this one!!!!!!

  14. E.... ....

    "I wish that I was cross-eyed girl so I could see you twice." - "Weird Al", 2003
    (Put *that* on a Valentine's Day card! :P)

  15. J.... R....

    Weird Al attempts a make out jam.

    J.... R....

    It wasn't very effective

  16. K.... M....

    "me trying to sound like Beck trying to sound like Prince" is al's description of this song and honestly mood

    K.... M....

    Are you here from the Whiskeyclone Facebook page too??

    K.... M....

    Midnite Vultures is a masterpiece.

  17. p.... ....

    I could've said something more intelligent, but First