Weird Al Yankovic - Vulture Lyrics






The life of the Vulture is one long sick joke
He hangs around waiting for something to croak

And then picks the carcass right down to the bone
Reminds me of one or two lawyers I've known





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  1. H.... T....

    I'll have lunch with your machine 😂

  2. K.... ....

    Easily one of the most underrated Weird Al originals! Pretty much sums up every job I've ever had.

  3. A.... P....

    THE BEST!

  4. B.... ....

    I found myself singing this song to myself at work today. Haven't thought about it in decades, but I remembered almost all of it. I hope I make a good impression on someone's machine someday. *sobs* Bless you Weird Al, you are a genius.

  5. A.... P....

    2:03 am I the only one imagining weird Al tap dancing?

    A.... P....

    Probably weirder, I picture Kermit the Frog, dressed as Weird Al, tap dancing.

    A.... P....

    Aztec Patrick yeah

    A.... P....

    I'm imagining him tapping spoons on his knees.

  6. O.... ....

    Facebook has issued the following statement in regard to the widespread technical problems plaguing their platforms earlier today:

  7. F.... L....

    How did Weird Al find my business strategy?

  8. D.... t....

    The people that embody this are big douches

    D.... t....

    yeah, I don't know how anyone could vote for Trump either

    D.... t....

    I have morally unstable business practices, and even I didn’t vote for him. Voted for Jill Stein. I need the world to keep turning if I wanna make money off it.

  9. R.... D....

    Last no comments after me pls

    R.... D....

    Fools. I have won.

    R.... D....

    @No One you thought you were safe

    R.... D....

    @cereal bananas aw darn

  10. A.... ....

    Totally thought this was going to be a parody of Cats In The Cradle

  11. M.... I....

    "Your beautiful don't ever change
    you know what I mean"
    ~Weird al~

  12. J.... C....

    Roc Raida & Jam Master Simon - The Check's in the Mail (1995)

    2015 Hyundai Elantra GT
    2010 Kia Soul
    1994 Ford Explorer
    2009 Mercury Sable
    2008 MINI Clubman
    2001 Lexus SC 430
    2002 Mercury Milan

    J.... C....

    Jaymen-Angel Clark WHAT EVEN IS THIS EVEN

    J.... C....

    @Mystical Soda I believe it's called a spambot, lol

    One that posted on the wrong "The Check's In The Mail"

  13. E.... 2....

    No dislikes... Guess no contractors have seen this video :P

  14. S.... K....

    One of Al's finest!