Weird Al Yankovic - The Weird Al Show Theme Lyrics






Oh, this is a story 'bout a guy named Al
And he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal
But the sanitation workers really didn't approve
So he packed up his accordion and had to move
To a city in Ohio where he lived in a tree
And he worked in a nasal decongestant factory
And he played on the company bowling team
And every single night he had a strange recurring dream
Where he was wearing lederhose in a vat of sour cream
But that's really not important to the story

Well, the very next year he met a dental hygienist
With a spatula tattooed on her arm (on her arm)
But he didn't keep in touch
And he lost her number
Then he got himself a job on a tator tot farm
And he spent his life-savings on a split-level cave
Twenty miles below the surface of the Earth (of the Earth)
And he really makes a might fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich
For what it's worth

Then one day Al was in the forest trying to get a tan
When he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man
He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free
And the guy that he rescued was grateful as could be
And it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV
So he gives Al a contract and whaddya know
Now he's got his very own Weird Al show

[much unintelligible talking and yelling]





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  1. t.... ....

    A man made a mighty fine jellybean and pickle sandwich. This is what happened to his brain.

  2. G.... M....

    the catchy song ever

  3. T.... P....

    I loved this show! I would sing the theme song all the time XD

  4. B.... L....

    The idea of a jellybean and pickle sandwich sounds like a recipe for a chronic stomachache.

    B.... L....

    And the Twinkie wiener sandwich isn't?

  5. T.... B....

    This Song Never Gets old

  6. C.... M....

    SPATULA CITY

  7. W.... ....

    My childhood in a nutshell.

  8. B.... ....

    Premiered on CBS 20 years ago today!

  9. N.... E....

    I still sing this from time to time. Classic.

  10. R.... ....

    I remember this show, loved the theme song