Weird Al Yankovic - The North Korea Polka (Please Don't Nuke Us) Lyrics
Would you annihilate us if you had the chance?
That's such an antisocial thing to do
You've got us crapping our collective pants
May I suggest you take it down a notch or two
Did that Seth Rogen movie make you super mad?
You'd like us if you got to know us i bet
We're mostly harmless decent people, hey we're really not so bad
My point is!
Please don't nuke us North Korea
Right now we're all a little tense
Believe me!
We don't hate you
Frankly we don't even think that much about you, no offense
Now you might call us "bloodthirsty dogs"
But that metaphor's not very apt
Were just a bunch of simple fidget-spinning goofy dorks
Who probably couldn't find your country on a map
No we're not savages or cannibals
Well maybe just a really really really small percent
So I think it would be best if you'd knock off those missile tests
Don't turn us into cinder while we're swiping right on Tinder
Don't jump start Armageddon or our beds will soon be wetter
Won't you think this through for a moment please
Now why would you bomb our nice celebrities?
Oh why in the world would you kill Tom Hanks?
Cause nobody doesn't like Tom Hanks!
So!
Please don't nuke us North Korea
That would seriously ruin our day
Remember!
We're not evil psychotic monsters
No matter what the news may say
We're just those goofballs from the U.S.A!
(Please don't nuke us)
(Please don't nuke us)
(Please don't nuke us)
Hey!
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Weird Al Yankovic The North Korea Polka (Please Don't Nuke Us) Comments
If John had been just a little closer, Al would've kicked him in the face in the end.
i woke up with this in my head lol
He could do this in a medley with "Christmas At Ground Zero"
Weird al for prez. Be honest, less people would hate your asses.
Well, no one except Bob Murray
Al yankovic North korea.. And now we have eat shit bob... 10/10
This man, as of my comment, is 60 years old.
this is the only thing that has been keeping north korea from bombing the states
ALL HAIL LORD YANKOVIC!!!
but America is evil
I'm about to break the replay button lmao
I love how the guy with the trumpet at 0:32 looks like he's trying not to crack up laughing XD
Why isn't this song on iTunes?
Weird al yankovic says Trump sucks just like North Korea!👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
"The central reason why most of the world hates America is that America does not know most of the world hates America."
He's almost 60. God i love this man.
"this just in, north korea has kidnapped tom hanks and is now sending threats to the USA once again!"
1:30 it's true
me at 10 PM I'm gonna sleep early
me at 3 AM still ain't sleeping and finding new and weird stuff on YouTube
Still waiting for this to be released officially
This really reminds me of South Park songs
Someone who knows Korean should dub this
I’m guessing the 283 people who disliked this video are among the really, really small percentage of savages & cannibals, who now feel personally attacked.
The rest of us love you, Al!
Not so bad? You guys are way worse. Not the regular folk, but the government.
this is how you age when you’re not problematic
Imagine Kim Jong Un seeing this.
OH WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD YOU KILL TOM HANKS?!
Weird al + last week tonight + North Korea = GOLD
Now North Korea has nukes and rockets to mail them here just in time for the American Elections.
Where can I buy that shirt?
The part about killing Tom Hanks got me.
22222 anyone?
And there are still people who support this disgraced Korea (example: commies that hate murica)
Kim Kong Un heard this, "HA HA, this very funny. Okay, we no nuke America".
Once again, the day is saved, thanks to...Wierd Al☺.
I don't think it was the Seth Rogen film that made them mad, it was the Weird Al Yankovic film that pissed them off.
It worked!
Weird Al 2020
Preventing a Christmas at ground zero.
Yet still the most joyful song I've ever liked
This is so wholesome it might cure disease.
Please Don't Nuke us North Korea, we don't want to turn your little country into a radioactive Hellscape.
This song did not age well.
Yes it did.
Speaking as a former opera singer who has had years of training, I have to say, aside from being brilliant and hilarious, his DICTION is PERFECT. You never have trouble understanding his lyrics!
I am in heaven right now! I love you Weird Al!!!!!!
Move to mexico or the u.k youd be safe north korea only knows about 5 countries
Tinder? I don't think the North Koreans are gonna understand
*_Kim Jong Un_*_ has left the server_
You get better with age, Weird Al!
And at least he's admitting we are a bunch of goofballs. I'll admit that too. And I don't think a lot of us could find OUR country on a map.
Well, thanks to Al, we're no longer crapping in our collective pants.
277 dislikes from North Korean bureaucrats
I don't about Kim Jong Un, but if I was a dictator and Weird Al gave the reason to not nuke them, I'd stop the nukes.
Right after they gave us money and weren't pointing their nukes at US, but Al would ease the tension.
Until I realize he was on the Annoying Orange, then the tension would rise, then I'd realize it's super fitting, then it would go back down again.
* NoRtH KoReA WaNtS tO kNoW YoUr LoCaTiOn *
I want to buy this song
And on my birthday I’m am fullfilled
How is this not on spotify?
Im safe from north korea b
But i worry about america and japan i love america and japan north korea dosent even know my country or even continent apart from Switzerland
Its wierd, the dude is so clearly very talented but his music hurts my ears
He who is tired of Weird Al is tired of life.
That Tuba player is just going at it lol
Our savior has returned!!!
When the Korean Peninsula was divided back in 1945, the U.S. secretary of state reportedly didn't even know where it was! The people who divided it used a National Geographic map!
Ironic... “we don’t really know why you want to nuke us”
Korean War killing millions, sanctions, constant threats to invade, constant lies about their society - why does North Korea hate us?
Because they've learned from history, that as soon as a country gives up its nuclear weapons, the US kills the leader and takes over their country.
The US has a huge military presence in South Korea, just waiting...as usual.
I wonder if he has back problems?
Nice accordian. Can't even follow his left hand work.
Weird Al deserves the Nobel Peace Prize for his work to negotiate peace between North Korea and the USA.
Memo to late night tv: A little more entertainment and much less communist propaganda.
dakruise1 huh?
Congratulations Al for this contribution to world peace. There may be a Nobel in your future.
The minute Kim saw this, he immediately said "Oh my god, not tom hanks!!!" And immediately cancelled his plans XP
Yeah, he wasn't going to say he hated Hanks.
Thank you Weird Al and Dennis Rodman for peace with N. Korea , we love all the peacemaker s !!!!!!!!!!!
Trump will meet Kim tomorrow
Al needs to sings this at the North Korea summit
True who doesn't at like Tom Hanks a least a little.
Any North Koreans out there watching this? What do you think?
Everybody Polka
Remind me of Veggie Tales
I have a bad feeling Tom Hanks is going to be accused of sexual harassment or something and this video will become a time capsule.
The Medicated Artist I doubt it. He’s so likable that if he made advances on anyone they’d immediately give in and let him do it. I know I would.
"nobody doesn't like tom hanks"
True
Its been a couple weeks since i went to a Weird Al concert! too bad this was not on the song list!
He's right about Tom Hanks.....
Okay, new song for next album.
Ein prosit!
Weird Al saved the world confirmed
Voy a ser feliz si algún día, en algún lugar y de alguna forma, Kim Jong Un hace referencia a esta obra maestra
Give Weird Al the Peace Prize!
I wanna live to see the day when Valkyrie Variable Transforming Robojets are invented and some genius clones Weird al to pilot the unit! Damn it! am I the only macross fan in this comment section?! Oh well he didn't need it to stop those nukes so I guess he did it heheheh
This is why north Korea is now more social
Accordion diplomacy
Does. He. Ever. Age?
You know, way back when I was watching The Weird Al Show, I honestly never thought he'd still be around today.
I'm so glad he is.
Weird Al should have been president
Thank you for bringing world peace Al ♥
Mission accomplished™?
Thanks Weird Al for saving the world.
IT WORKED haha
Thank God Trump is going to fix all this North Korea stuff.
With the probable meeting with Trump and Kim Jong Un later this year. It's insane to think this song had an impact on North Korea relations. You might just save the world Weird Al!
Proof that Weird Al can make ANYTHING fun!
How do you say "fidget spinning goofy dorks" in Korean?