Weird Al Yankovic - Talk Soup Lyrics
I dated Siamese twins
I slept with Bigfoot, too
Get me on Sally Jesse
Put me on Donahue
'Cause I wanna tell the world about it
My dog's a narcoleptic
My mom's a circus freak
I gotta get a spot on
Geraldo's show this week
'Cause I wanna tell the world about it
Right Now
I'm just an anorexic codependant bingo addict
Stripper born without a chin
When the whole wide world is listening in
Talk Soup... Talk Soup
Listen to me, (listen to me) listen to me, (listen to me) listen to me
My wife ran off with Elvis
My boss shaved off my hair
I've got a thing for poodles
And rubber underwear
And I wanna tell the world about it
Right Now
I had a close encounter
I never chew my food
I got eleven nose jobs
I yodel in the nude
And I wanna tell the world about it
Right Now
I'm just a cross-dressin' alcoholic neo-Nazi
Porno star, as you may have guessed
And I'm really gonna feel a whole lot better
If you let me get this thing off my chest
Talk Soup... Talk Soup
Listen to me, (listen to me) listen to me, (listen to me) listen to me
I'm just your average schizophrenic nymphomaniac
Albino go-go dancer, you see
Nothin' so bad that I can't share it
With a billion friends on national TV, whoa...
I have no genitalia
I sold my kids for cheese
I love my blow up doll, so
Bring out those cameras, please
'Cause I wanna tell the world about it
Right Now
Talk Soup... Talk Soup
Listen to me, (listen to me) listen to me, (listen to me) listen to me
Talk Soup... Talk Soup
Listen to me, (listen to me) listen to me, (listen to me) listen to me
Talk Soup... Talk Soup
Listen to me, (listen to me) listen to me, (listen to me) listen to me
Talk Soup... Talk Soup
Listen to me, (listen to me) listen to me, (listen to me) listen to me
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Weird Al Yankovic Talk Soup Comments
"Talk Soup" had only been on a then-upstart E! for a little over 2 1/2 years when Weird Al released this.
My dog is a narcoleptic too...
I write love songs to bacon, but i would NEVER tell the world about it.................um, wait.........
Let It Be Known that you are an idiot (I get the joke this is me playing along)
How Dare You Not Tell The World About It! That's Illegal!
Seems like the 90's when this album came out the talk show scene was huge. And most of them were about who was the biggest freak of all.
Media attention whores got their start on these talk shows.
What is the original song title
It is a style parody of Peter Gabriel. It's kinda like "Steam"
@Tony Mason I'm glad I read this because as soon as I started hearing the random trumpet notes I thought of Sledgehammer by Peter Gabriel. lol
@Gary Kozdra Jr. Waffle King is probably more close to Sledgehammer in terms of style. This is closer to Steam. Both are great however.
second. :)
ELIJλH you meanthird
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