Weird Al Yankovic - Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me Lyrics
[Weird Al:]
Oh the sand keeps falling through the hourglass
And there's no way you're going to slow it down
You say we gotta treasure each moment
Who knows how long we're gonna be around
And its hard to disagree with what you say
But if time is so precious why are you wasting mine?
Cause I'm always reading
Always deleting
Every useless piece of garbage that you send my way
Every stupid hoax
All those corny jokes
Stop forwarding that crap to me
Well I don't need tons of cringe-inducing puns
Stop forwarding that crap to me
With some Cut and Pasted hackneyed Hallmark poetry
And I didn't request a personality test
Stop forwarding that crap to me
[Background singers] Oooh
[Weird Al:]
You're sending virus-laden bandwidth-hogging attachments
To every single person you know
That everybody else already saw three years ago
And wacky badly Photoshopped billboard were never that amusing to me
And I just can't believe you believe those urban legends
But I have high hopes that someone will point you toward Snopes
And debunk that crazy junk you're spewing constantly
No I don't want a bowl of Chicken Soup for the Soul
Stop forwarding that crap to me
Send more Top 10 lists and I'll slash my wrists
Please stop forwarding that crap to me
Well, I'm sorry I can't accept your paranoid rant
And I don't want the Neiman Marcus cookie recipe
Stop forwarding that crap to me...
Like Glittery Hearts and Unicorns and pictures of somebody's cat
Now tell me in what alternate reality will I care about something like that?
And by the way your quotes from George Carlin aren't really George Carlin
Mr. Rogers never fought the Vietcong...
And Bill Gates is never gonna give me something for nothing
And I highly doubt some dead girl is gonna kill me if I don't pass her letter along...
Well now I know you're wishing
I'll sign your petition
But stop forwarding that crap to me
And I don't want to read your series
Of conspiracy theories
Just stop forwarding that crap to me
And your two million loser friends
All have my address because you never figured out the way to BCC
But now I gotta insist...
Take me off of your list!
Stop forwarding that crap to me
[Repeats] Stop forwarding that crap to me
[Weird Al:]
Just stop it now
Oh no
I can't take it
Aw please
You gotta stop
Right now
I'm not kidding
At the risk of being slightly repetitious gonna ask you now to stop
STOP!
Sending me that crap
Crap
I don't want it
Don't send it to me
Now don't send it to me
Just stop forwarding that crap to me
Stop forwarding that crap to me
To me
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Rand Lyrics
Weird Al Yankovic Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me Comments
Almost 9 years later and this is still relevant
I forwarded this.
Is this "Mom's messenger anthem"?
lol is this meant to be like a message to fans to stop spamming him with there stupid ideas
The beginning actually sounds like a sweet song
Surprisingly still relevant
Is it just me, or does Weird Al sound like Barry Manilow lite in this song?
That being said, I have had some people (not naming names) tell me essentially what the song is saying.
Public apologies to all.
He mentioned the recipe for Neiman-Marcus cookie recipe - that came about due to a woman having gone shopping at one of their stores and bought stuff, went in the café there, had a cuppa and some of the cookies - decided that they were delicious and asked for the recipe - only to be told that they cannot provide it for free - when she asked how much it would cost her, the girl said “Two-fifty” - woman thought that $2.50 was probably a little excessive - but worth it for a recipe - it was printed on ordinary paper - when she got her credit card bill, that $2.50 had become $250 - she wasn’t able to get it reversed, either through the shop or the credit card company, so she forwarded it on to her circle of friends, who forwarded it on - somehow, a copy ended up in my inbox - hadn’t had my email account long - I set it up at art college - I was still there at the time - one of the ingredients is a Hershey’s bar - I think the nearest equivalent we here in the UK could use - short of getting someone we know in America to send over a crate - might be something Cadbury’s make with bits in it!
Thank you youtube for sending me this
Shchrange
Snopes? Really? If you count on Snopes, maybe that's why that crap is getting forwarded to you. JS
Well you can't trust Snopes but still relevant and funny.
I relate to this so hard.
My dad always send me stupid videos and links and he sent me This and I was like "STOP SENDING ME STUFF!" and I clicked on hit and I'm just like "Do you think you're funny?" (he does)
Thank you! Just the punctuation I needed to carry the point. Saucy and well done indeed, bravo!
SOME things have NOT changed in NINE years.....WOW.
You're passing around a link to some video on youtube everyone already saw 3 years ago
Youtube: of course I know him, he's me
I love how blunt he is ;))
Anyone else have the urge to forward crap to him
is this a parody? or an original song? if a parody, what is the original song?
thanx, any1
The Saga Begins still rules, by the way :- )
Stop Forwarding tThat Crap To Me and Rverrybody Else.
Best Jim Steinman composition ever. LOL
I love that bait-and-switch at the start. It's like "Is...Is this a serious song by Weird A-Oh, nevermind."
I- this was another song I said was the best in my 2016 diary 😂💀
Ah, this reminds me of that time, where emails existed.
STOP RECOMMENDING THAT CRAP TO ME! HA HA HA!
He is so great. His parodies show how intelligent he is.
The internet started back in the 1980s. So the crap being forwarded is from back then. And no don't send that crap to me.
Um, this is a parody of which song, or an original composition?
I feel the same way on facebook! The keep calm bullshit!
People say life is short.
NO it isn’t. Not at all.
What a stupid thing to say. Most people live into their 80s
these lyrics are so good
OMG ! Weird Al" Yankovic
Makes Good Songs That Have a Good Message & FUNNY !
Well Done, Keep It Up.
That itchy feeling... but Ive unfriended those people already so now few friends. Still could just give weird Al a plug by mentioning the title... no I wont bother. Noone took notice of his aluminium/aluminum
foil....
I thank the lord youtube finally recommended something I could get behind.
Al's original tunes never get any radio play, but they're epic. Dude's a true musician.
this is even more relevant than it was then. stopped Facebook years ago because of the chain messages and liberal hate trump because feeling BS.
“Crap”... My, Al’s gotten salty over the years,
There IS another word he could have used..."xadahgla".
I'd only care about the cat pictures :^)
Weird Al has a song for everything
Stop DMing that crap to me
I was going to forward this to my family and friends, but then I thought “Wait...”!
Me: Dear Dad....
Song: *plays*
I didn't even knew that there was a song for my irritating feelings for my friends.
I'm sending this to my grandmother my fucking mother my aunts and my uncles and my cousins and my brother basically anybody who was on my Snapchat Instagram and Twitter This Song speaks to me on the emotional spiritual and level
Clearly the people who thumbs down this, are the people who sent me all those glitery hearts. Lol
This song aged like fine wine
STILL relevant TODAY...
I still like it till today
Yup, and it's still good and relevant to this day
When I was in college. there was a girl who never liked me, never talked to me unless she had to, wouldn't even look at me half the time. We got assigned to the same group project, so I had to give everybody my email. The project got done and we never spoke again.
Fast forward five years or so, and her email account got hacked somehow. I started getting floods of emails from her, offers from companies, virus links, etc. etc. So ironically, out of all the people I went to college with, I hear from the person who liked me the least the most.
some of these comments are funny; the only people who hate Snopes are people who're butthurt because the site debunked some bullshit they believed in
Back when "meme" wasn't a word yet.
TRToons brought me here
I’m gonna go and fw this to my brother STAT
story of my life! :))
I solved this problem I don't give my e-mail address to many people.
Love Weird Al, always have, always will!
This is hilarious. I can't wait to forward this to my friends on Facebook!
I don't even know which song he's spoofing about??!! There's just very little REAL, let alone good, music that's been made in the last 10+ years, so that would explain it. I've always gotten a kick out of wierd Al; he's ageless. 😎
Excuse me while I save this song to send to my really annoying friend
3:54 me when I see my name on the quiet kid's hit list and haven't even talked to him
Remind me to forward this to that 1 b who forwards crap to me
This should be the Anthem of the Internet
Honestly, I don’t know any of the originals of Weird Al’s parodies. I’m kind of interested what this one is though
What did his friend do to set him off to make an entire song telling them to stop? What were their crimes?
Hello MR/MRS oblivious...Justas
The irony is how many people forwarded this to their contacts
Now who can I forward this too
I was going to forward this, but....
Thumbs up if ANY Air Supply song brought you here.
you almost saved the internet
Every cold caller ever.
A parody so good it got copyright claimed
...for itself.
FB has taken the place of the emails people used to send.
This is the first time I've noticed that Weird Al has a very good voice. Huh.
It also shows in “The Night Santa Went Crazy”
this is the doggo of good fortune thumb up and comment "good fortune pupper" for good luck today
"Your quotes from George Carlin aren't really George Carlin."
~ George Carlin
...wait
2019: stop DM’ing that crap to me
I know this isn't a direct parody of any song but he usually does "in the style of" songs also so this might be in the style of Meat Loaf. Anyone agree/disagree?
I want to see the entire map of this text.
Makes me miss my Dad...
Aged like wine
wait it was uploaded in 2011 wtf
So very Meatloaf.
Surprised he didn't talk about those facebook game invites lmfaooo
Great song.
Incredibly annoying video.
I hope he is talking about SPAM and not my e-mails .-]
Only Weird Al could make a good song out of a rant
Snopes? ha ha ha ha ha ....... might as well look it up on wikipedia or watch CNN....
Cringe-inducing.
first world problems
I wonder if the editor was the same one for Word Crimes.
"Don't listen to everyone on the internet" - Adolf Hitler 1964
Lol ima send him mail with the subject stinky cheese
This song is now basically Facebook.
Eh i'm glad to say that 8 years later things are MUCH better. Only getting a few spam emails a week these days!
I’m going to forward this to someone.
Nearly 2020... still relevant. Love you, Al.
Just forwarded this song to my friend. Hope the universe won't collapse.
“Send more top ten lists and I’ll slash my wrists”
YouTube 2019: Well yes, but no
Mr Ducky bruh moment
Imagine forwarding this to youtube
Got any... grapes?
Will someone please create an image from the close-up text in the video
I want it to be a poster on my wall... and a t-shirt
Oh and I'll send it to my friends too!
Snopes, lol